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High dive, low well? You mean like Mannix Marauders, Battle of Baton Rouge, the Letter from Abraham Lincoln in Minnie's haberdashery with Senor Bob?

Dzzzz:
You’re the real problem cause you fail to realize a normal country won’t sit and watch a herder walk around with ak47 and cows..You travel abroad and boast of living the good life but you come here talking of shallow minds!.bro let me tell you something.In your brains department,You like a man who took a high dive in a low well..

A Christian Christian ticket is indeed possible if a Northern Christian is the Presidential candidate.
I dont do ifs and buts.


That is how Nigeria is.
No, thats how you think Nigeria is.

While you are ignoring what Muslim Northerners are saying, let me inform you how much Tinubu has changed Nigeria through this Mumu ticket.

Firstly, there will never be a Northern Christian Presidential candidate in Nigeria ever, impossible from all the mainstream political parties because its electoral suicide in the Muslim North.
Secondly, Tinubu mumu ticket victory has made it impossible for even a Christian VP because you can afford to lose your home State and Christian states and still become President.
The answer is in plain sight, bulk votes from the Muslim North.
What then is the use of a Christian VP when it can be politically correct but is a masterclass in election loss in today Nigeria?
Tinubu is a living proof that Christian votes don't count and if there was ever any silent agreement on a Muslim/Christian ticket and rotation in Nigeria, that agreement is invalid.

It is much easier for a Southern Muslim to become President than a Southern Christian.
Even Okorocha will beat Obi blue black in the Muslim North in any election.


One quick question,
Considering Obi failure to get votes in the core Muslim North in 2023, do you agree that if Peter Obi was a Muslim, he would have won the 2023 elections?

Tinubu has used Mumu ticket to destroy and divide Nigeria for ever cuz from here we are only going downhill, he has religiously destroyed the concept of national spread in elections, the 25% in 24 states provision in winning elections in relation to religion.
The Muslim North is willing to vote a Southerner as President but only a Southern Muslim.

lawani:
Why was the Muslim north not able to get Buhari the Presidency without any help? A Christian Christian ticket is indeed possible if a Northern Christian is the Presidential candidate. That is how Nigeria is. As Muslim Muslim is possible so is Christian Christian and it did happen during the military era

Mumu ticket dey win elections, u still dey yarn dust about Christians.
Who Christians help?
Run Christian Christian ticket make we know how far.
If you no know the Muslim North, no wahala.
No be me go teach you, just go check 2023 Presidential election results for NW and NE, then tell me where your Christians dem dey.
No Presidency without the Muslim North, if you like win all Christian votes, you no go still get the highest number of votes nor get 25% in 24 states.

lawani:
Muslim North? NW will be like 60 million of which 20 percent are Christians. NE is like 30 million of which 50 percent are Christians. So what number or percentage of votes is under the control of the Muslim North?

How many votes did your Obi get in Kano?
How many votes did Kwankwaso get in Anambra state?
We are talking about Nigerian Presidency, not Kano state vote oga.

The earlier you open your eyes that election in Nigeria is based on tribalism and religion, the better for you obidients and Igbos.
Igbos voted for Obi 99% but no one accused you guys of being tribalists.

Wake up to reality, wishful thinking can never get you into Aso Rock.
If Tinubu was like you guys, he would never have been President, but he is pragmatic and ran a Mumu ticket and won while you guys were running Muslim-Christian tickets.

For an Igbo man to smell Aso Rock, he must 1st be VP b4 President and the last ever chance is for Obi to queue behind Atiku, anything less than that, No Presidency for the Igbos till thy kingdom come.

As for your darling Kwankwaso, how many votes outside Kano can he galvanise?
Can Kwankwaso get 25% even in 10 Northern states? talk less of the 24 states required by the constitution.
Lie Mohammed just told you guys some truth today, that even if Obi gets 15 million votes, he will not get 25% in 24 states.
So what's the essence for Kwankwaso to get all the votes in Kano which will cancel out the votes in 4 Southern states, yet fail to get 25% in those 4 Southern states?
Of what use are those votes if not to help Tinubu win?
I dey pity una, I go dey here when Helinues and Yarimo and Burob go dey celebrate while una dey cry and call on UN and Trump as usual, make una no get sense.
Have you ever taken time to look at the Presidential results 2023 state by state, candidate by candidate?
Kwankwaso is a featherweight politician and has nothing to offer Obi except another failure.
Obi/Kwankwaso ticket is dead on arrival.

Your only viable ticket is AtikuObi or Tinubu till 2031, choose wisely.
Had I known always comes last.

Eriokanmi:
Hmm..all I see is tribalism in your post. Quite obvious. You almost vent your anger on me sef. Easy ooh! Smh!

Saying kwakwanso is a featherweight politician is a proof you know nothing about politics and has made me limit my response to you. His candidate sent the ruling party apc packing in Kano yet, he's featherweight abi? Continue. The Kano vote alone will swallow what comes from up to 4 states in the south. The game is on.

Stop living in denial.

Come closer, let me tell you what Northerners are discussing in their guarded moments.
" No Igbo man will ever smell Aso Rock"

You can never be President of Nigeria without the Muslim North, ask GEJ and presently you are even living under a Mumu ticket yet still living in denial.

lawani:
In what capacity are you saying an Igbo will never enter Aso rock? No one group in Nigeria can single handedly determine who can enter Aso rock. No group has the numbers

Which Northern youths?
Youths in Kano, Sokoto, Zamfara, Kaduna, Kebbi, Katsina?
I ask again which Northern youths?
The sake of love you have for Obi, should not cloud your sense of judgement.
You must be able to separate facts from wishful thinking.


Should Obi not accept to be VP to Atiku, then an Ibo man will never ever spend a night in Aso Rock.
Kwankwaso is a light featherweight politician, with no electoral value outside Kano.

APC worst nightmare is an AtikuObi ticket.
Know this and know peace.

Eriokanmi:
In the best interest of Nigeria, yes! Atiku needs to do this. His terms are gone too. He can still be relevant cos Obi is his boy. The manner in which northern youths especially in the core north have been agitating for Obi's candidacy recently has been unprecedented. They soon realised politics of old doesn't seem to work anymore. As it stands,.Obi is the only one who can defeat Tinubu. We never believed he lost in 2023, only apc supporters did, despite the obvious. His votes were reduced to size, while atiku's were left untouched, to avoid troubles. The inec guy was his tribesman.

Tinubu cant try what he did in 2023 this time around and trump had also warned him...those who knew better than we did.

E remain small, im for swallow that RayBan eyeglass

SlavaUkraini:
Turkish President should collect Red card for his foul on Jagaban that made him to fall

Not only that, every single US President are descendants of immigrants.
No exception.

malali:
Trumps father is an immigrant in America

The solution is to follow the Cameroon agricultural model.
Until Nigeria can seat down and learn from their smaller neighbours the better for this country.

joseph1832:
So What solutuon would you profer ?

When the prices of food was soaring, people like you were lamenting, now it's declining, you're complaining and predicting doom, for the country. I fear una, I no run.

-2 from the sharing formula, if u know u know.
Dead men tell no tales.

adamrealman2016:
accidentally shoot two officers from another mobile division. dem don see him shit for outside he wan silence them.

Are you sure you are not the other accomplice currently at large?

Seeplusplus:
Which one be Global Association of Female Attorneys again?

Why do women like creating useless female bodies inside an already existing body?

You want equality, yet, you're always running to set up needless female body inside an already existing body. Is that low self esteem or acceptance of being subordinates to men?

I won't be surprised if I see association of female ministers or senators.

Very gutter behaviour

Yes, but they still need the money.
2.1 million euros for a win against Inter and 700k for a draw.
Imagine how many players weekly salaries can be covered by that 1 match only?

DystopianMuse:
EXCEPT SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY HAPPENS ARSENAL ARE IN UCL KNOCKOUTS ALREADY.

It's about the money bro.
A win against Inter will net dem 2.1 m Euros and 700k for a draw.
The bottomline counts, how do you think Arsenal was able leave Highbury and build this new Stadium and then buy all these players you are seeing now without winning a single major trophy?
Arsenal shareholders are more interested in their dividends than any damn trophy.
What I trying to say is this, Arteta can lose to Wolves and not be sacked but he will most definitely be sacked if he fields a weaker side against Inter and loses the game or if he ever fails to get Arsenal to the 2nd round of the CL.

DystopianMuse:
THIS DRAW IS ON FOOLISH ARTETA. WHAT DO YOU NEED INTER MILAN MATCH FOR? START YOUR BEST LEGS TODAY. REST THEM.

WELL IT IS NOT HIS FAULT AT THE END THE IDIOTS WILL STILL COLLECT THEIR BOGUS SALARIES WHETHER THEY GO TROPHYLESS OR NOT WHILE THE FANS BEAR THE SHAME.

USELESS COACH.

Pls expatriate more.
If they are not citizens and are foreigners as you affirm, which country did they come from? Benin, Cameroon, Niger, Chad or Ghana?

LegendHero:
Who told you they are citizens?

If I were the governor, I would demolish every single building in Makoko.

However, I would compensate them, even though the land they occupy was never theirs. That’s simply to alleviate immediate suffering.

Most of them are foreigners who settled there, and they have no legal right to the land or the water.

9ja has lost more AFCON finals than any other team.
3x against Cameroon, 1x each against Algeria and Ivory Coast.

As per the 2000 finals, my cousin has a scar on his hand caused by a ceiling fan during celebrstion when JJ scored that equaliser, helas Cameroon was too strong for Nigeria, Etoo and Mboma were on fire then and Ike Shorunmu was a mess that day.
Cameroon won consecutive AFCON and retained the old trophy.
Don't only blame Ikpeba, Kanu missed his own penalty before Ikpeba.
You cant blame Onyemechi without talking about Chukwueze.

judewrites:
I remember that day, it was so gloomy in Lagos

Victor ikepa's penalty that rattled off the top of the bar sent shockwaves throughout the stadium and those watching.

As least we saw effort in his attempt, not like chukwueze who passed to the morracan goalie.

It's very sad when hosts lose in a final.

I find it funny that you are trying to blame someone who even tweeted and deleted his tweet.
What about Tinupoo?
What did your Tinupoo tweet about Deborah?
Or was he still in Chicago then?

Putindbutt:
Coming from a corrupt hypocrital and religious bigot who deleted his tweets on Deborah's killing. You can only deceive the gullible. You will never become President of Nigeria.

Southern and Christian votes in Nigeria are utterly useless, you just need a slice of the Southern votes to obtain your 25% and collect a massive lead in the North and case closed.
Infact, if you win the South and lose the Muslim Fulani north, you can only be President of Nigeria in your dreams.
If you doubt it, reason Mumu ticket and let me know if no be Fulani and Muslims be kingmaker of Aso Rock.

43Ronin:
Dear Atiku respect your old self and allow southerners their turn. Nothing will make us vote for fulani ever again

Shame wetin?
Tipping na US almajiri format, you can't remove it, e dey their DNA.

SixSeven:
Na oyinbo people rinse corruption, call am another thing 🤡

They won't pay their workers well, they expect the customers to pay for their own negligence as employers. They have no shame that they have even institutionalized it into the payment system. They have almost made it impossible to remove it. What a rip off! Forced gratitude.

Stop trying to defend the indefensible.
All tiers you say.
FAAC meeting you say.
Now tell me if the National Assembly was a party to this cancellation.
All budgets whether reconciliation or not must be passed by an act of the National Assembly first with the President giving his assent.
This is the 2nd time within 30 days that Tinubu is trying to bypass the National Assembly and commit unconstitutional acts.
But I don't blame Tinupoo, na dat Natasha pant sniffing Senate President I blame.
This is the worst National Assembly since 1999, even Ahmed Lawan was better than this.

stepaside1:
Apparently ADC and others have not being paying attention. The decision by PBAT was taken after series of reconciliation meetings between FAAC and NNPCL were held over several months, leading to the position reached during Nov 2025 FAAC meeting. All tiers of govt were part of the reconciliation with the President only assenting to close the loop.

Fortunately for you, you are more clueless than he is.
Do you even know what is being said here?
Did you read Tinupoo directive to cancel the debts?
Was there mention of USD or not by Tinupoo?
If u must lick a&s, do it with some decorum pls, don't be licking anything at anytime everywhere, atleast differentiate on who is purging and who is not, make u no go catch some incurable pathogen.

BondRiv:
Our currency is Naira. Stop giving figures in dollars. Clueless lot.

Kobojunkie
Where are you?
Na your comment on this topic I wan read.

Yes, in 2019 with 12 million votes.
In 2023 they lost with 13+ million votes with a divided house.
In 2027, AtikuObi need just 10 million votes to win.

Cromagnon:
But atiku obi ticket lost in 2019?

Afang is Afang, what they have there is called eru soup.
Same leaves but different method of preparation.

To the topic, Mr Victor Abang na big thief including all his colleagues from CR and all CR governors from 1999 for abandoning the Bakassi community in misery with the so called relocation and resettlement program whose funds ended up in private pockets.
After receiving money from various UN and US agencies, Nigerian and Cameroon mixed commission and the OBJ government, na for 2026 una remember pillar 113A.
Or should I mention the piracy that is going on in that area? Or how Nigerians were abandoned without any papers to Cameroonian authorities?
That 10,000 hectares belongs to Cameroon because you will not find even a single Nigerian flag in that zone, talkless of a consular office.

I pray make that pillar 113A fall on your head b4 midnight Mr Victor Abang

ComeToJesus:
Southern Cameroon has the same food, dressing and almost similar names with Cross River.

I met a Cameroonian girl abroad who used to make Afang soup, Edikang Ikong and Ekpang Nkukwo just like Efik and Ibibio people.

Na European marauders partitioned Africa so that they can loot unhindered.

OP, the two limnic eruptions on earth all happened in Cameroon.

I don't get your last paragraph, Tinubu is not afraid of making Wike angry, who is Wike in front of Tinubu?
Who do you think can deliver Rivers votes to Tinubu today? Wike or Fubara?
When Tinubu will inform Wike who is not an APC member that the APC aka Tinubu has decided on Fubara for the 2nd term, all those House of Reps and Co who just decamped will tow the party line and leave Wike under the rain with the broken PDP 🌂.
If Wike make pim, that EFCC Eagle that has been acting blind will begin seeing Wike in 3D.
Tinubu is a master of the laws of power, Wike will not dare pick a fight with Tinubu.
For what it's worth, this is Wike’s last tenure as FCT Minister, whether Tinubu wins or not.
Wike was made FCT minister not because he delivered Rivers state, but because he was instrumental in getting Tinubu into power through the G5 group which rebelled against PDP.
Are Ikpeazu and Ugwanyi not ambassadors today?
Did you not hear Wike say that Makinde is angry because of a Ministerial slot?

Wike has been used like pampers, his political career was over the day Fubara decamped to APC.
Wike can never fight Tinubu.

Tinubu and the APC fear nothing in Nigeria now apart from the AtikuObi 2027 ticket, that's their only obstacle to win reelection, even if you dash APC the NNPP Kano votes, AtikuObi ticket under any party will win APC before midday on election day.

Saladdin:
Even the president will not believe what you've just spilled. Powerful people in Kano you say? Abba, the members, senators and chairmen from Kano all won by associating with Kwankwaso and his party. Except there's a grand plan and existing agreement, the governor will not decamp without the blessings of his godfather.

While it's on a limited scale, Kwankwaso is one of the extremely few politicians in Nigeria that still enjoy organic, cult-like following. Let's see Abba and Co retain their seats without the Madugu himself.


For you to say Wike is unrivaled shows some form of delulu on your part. The same minister that has been issuing veiled threat and insisting on previous agreements being won.

Tinubu is careful of making him angry not because Wike has any strong executive power like before , but for the fact that he can play dirty politics and cause significant losses to the president in Rivers State should they betray him.

But Osun and Ogun worshippers dey give Skullarship mining courses, or na only u no know that one?

Hindus are very violent people on a normal, dem dey massacre Christians and Muslims for fun and have an inbuilt caste system.

Shintoists and Buddhists till today Koreas and China dey vex for Japan - Nanking massacre, sex slaves, human guinea pigs aka Japan unit 731 etc.
China sef dey massacre Muslim people for Xinjiang with exiled Dalai Lama, na Xi Jing Ping dey appoint Bishop and Archbishop for China, make we no talk Hong Kong or Macau matter, if you think I dey lie, tell Apostle Suleiman Stephanie to go hold crusade in China.

Religion whether Abrahamic or not is opium for the masses, na means to manipulate, incite and control human minds.

Is Trump not bombing Nigeria because of Religion?
Are terrorists not created because of Religion?

amaridigital:
A thorough research is necessary to discover why the children of Abraham are this deadly. Anything that came from him Jewish, Christianity or Islam. Why aren't the hindus, the Buddhists, the Shintoists, Osun and Ogun worshippers deadly like this?
Imagine how peaceful the world would have been if Abraham wasn't born.

If its not insanity, how can one reply his own comment?

Zocalite:
What a superb response

Stay blessed

So u want make im post stolen property wey dem dey find for im area abi?

Drsnives:
Why didn't you post the picture of the life chicken.
You probably went n bought old layer or native fowl

Incroyable!!!!
First time ever, I am seeing this.
You quoted yourself like I mean you replied your own comment.
Now I believe when they say Peter Obi is living rent free in some people's mind.

All I can deduce from your 2 posts is that your worst nightmare is about to come true via AtikuObi and your posts are just a way of self consolation.
Also, have you realised how in a split second you have suddenly become the emergency concierge of Obidients - as you now know how they think, what they want, what they like and dislike, what they will have for lunch and breakfast.
How did you 😳 stoop so low?
Btw, nobody is stopping you from eating amala or tuwo shinkafa on election day, bon appetite in advance.

jmoore:
90% of Obi's supporters want him to contest for president.

No amount of conviction can tell them to support him as running mate.

I rather sit in my house on election day and eat isiewu and nkwobi if Obi won't be on the ballot as a presidential candidate.

Can Obi win in Kano, Sokoto, Kebbi, Katsina, Kaduna, Jigawa, Gombe, Adamawa, Niger?

Don't be jumping up and down because of a mere statement.
Obi can't win in the Muslim North and without the Muslim North, Obi can't be President or even VP.

With this statement, Obi has just reelected Tinubu and no South Easterner will ever smell the VP seat in Nigeria.

Give Obi all the votes in SE and SS and he still won't be President cuz he will not even get 25% in the Northern States.

It seems you guys and Obi learnt nothing from 2023 Elections, make e no be say wetin Soludo talk na true ooo, about Obi being one of Tinubu campaign managers.

AtikuObi is the only ticker that can make Tinubu OTP, even if we dash Tinubu Kano State.

Know this and know peace.

SeeWahala:
Anywhere Obi goes Nigerians will follow. He can never vice any politician and still have Nigerians behind him AND HE KNOWS THIS

Just as we followed him in 2023 is the same way MORE PEOPLE will follow him in 2027

We have all jointly suffered under this APCs terrible nightmare for too long