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majamajic:
u have concluded, I laugh u


am giving u hint only , remember what u said

u said when money finish , u will wait for money to finish before u start hustling ?

UAE has 5% vat on everything u buy , including bottle water , so it's not that tax free

Finally you've come to your senses to mention "hustle".

Young man, you don't know me, and me likewise. So, I'm not interested in your little mindset of judging, conclusion, assumption or ppl you've seen or where you've moved to.

You mention 550k will take sb to UAE, I'm asking you what next after you get there because some ppl got there without working plan ahead and fall do dirty jobs, some got stranded, others got picked up et all. Except the 550k is inclusive of everything needed to get a temporary genuine job while you search for a hustle then it is genuine. Savvy? I believe there should be a plan before moving to another man's land.

PS: Home and Abroad is for me.

endy69:
Guess you enjoy being among Nigerians then

Apparently she does. Give her some time to accept the feeling.

justlikedat:
You are very correct. Most times when you migrate you start your life hustle all over again ni. No matter how experienced and professional you are in naija when you get to the western world, your experience will not be recognized (except you are going with I.T. certification which is globally accepted)
When i got to U.K. i realized that U.K. driving license will provide you job than Masters degree from Naija,

Exactly. You will need to relearn to fit in.

majamajic:
continue sucking breast for Nigeria then , u think abroad is bed of Roses ?

stay naija and know what will happen in abroad

"with your mentality , abroad is not for u , your money is in Nigeria , just work hard in naija"

u will make it

You are seated in one corner of your apartment judging with your little human mind who abroad is for.
May God help you. And not judge you.

majamajic:
Accommodation is about 50k a month , after everything. Just hold like $200 , u are good to go

Am just giving u guidelines not that am doing it for u

Yeah. I understand.
When the money finish, and work no dey how person pikin go do

southniyikaye:
bros can u introduce me to this business, am also a father of two kids

Introduce me three.

majamajic:
With 550k u can be in UAE next weekend , that's the only one am very sure about , both ticket and visa , budget like 600k

Accommodation nko
Work nko abi no permit ni

Alright. Will give you a call.

Repairguru:
if you can bring for me to examine it and determine the fault and i will fix it . chat me up on whatsapp or call 08082409934 working perfect

My Redmi 4A stopped working. Engr said its panel... What do I do?

Hi, how much is REDMI 4A BATTERY total cost?
I need one urgently. Thanks.

And is REDMI 4X the same as REDMI 4A?

The only bad habit that needs serious attention rn is that yeye 'one corner dance'. #BadHabit

TONY56:
Just get into the bank and ask for the officer in charge on Treasury Bills.

If it's the Primary market you want to invest in, tell him to give you the form for investment in Treasury Bills for the next aution.

You will fill in your account number, the date of the auction you want to invest in, the amount you want to invest (this must be in your first bank account already), the tenor you want ((either 91days, 182days or 364days tenor) & indicate or thick if you want your upfront interest to be re-invested or not.

Then sign at the appropriate place with date and hand the firm back to the officer.

CHIKENA!!!

Thank you. Thank you.. Thank you.
This is so helpful. God bless you.

TONY56:
Pls state whatever advice you need here so that many others too can learn or gain from it as that will save the trouble of having to give same advice or explanations all over again.
But I also think that you should take the advice of taking the "pain" of going through this thread from page 0 for better understanding as ALL the advice and questions you may be seeking have been dealt with SEVERALLY by many knowledgeable members of this forum.
I hope you will understand and not think that I am bluffing.

Thank you. I understand.
I um... I planned on visiting another branch of First Bank in my area for the TB investment. As a newbie, I'm faced with how to go about it without appearing too "jjc-like" to the officer. And also I'll like to know what and what I'll likely fill or take with me.

I just need your knowledgeable direction or more. Thanks.

TONY56:
Eh yah!!!
Sorry o. Your "Banker" i.e your account office has played a fast one on you for your ignorance.

He has no justifiable reason not to process your request especially IF you had the funds in your account on or before last Monday.and IF your request was for the Primary Market and not Secondary Market.

Did you fill the form for the Treasury Bill indicating that it was for 30th August 2017 auction and signed?

IF you did not, then he capitalized on that and did not ask you to do so because he needed your money to remain in your account to boost his target for the month and IF you did, he is not happy that you want to do Treasury Bills as that does not pay him (you can report him to their head office for this i. e if you filled the form). He needed to have your money in your account or invested in a Fixed Deposit.

I don't think there's any Treasury Bill Auction slated for next week as Treasury bills at the Primary Market takes place every fortnight , so he is likely to have lied to you that he will do it on 5th September 2017 EXCEPT if its for the Secondary Market which can be done everyday that it's available and not necessarily on any particular day or date.

One thing you should know is that once you do Treasury Bills, the money leaves the custody of your bank to the CBN, and the bank can't trade with it again-so they are not happy and could do anything to frustrate it.

WAY OUT
I have advised people, especially newbies not to ever go through their accounts officers to do Treasury Bills. Better still, go to a different branch of your bank and simply walk in and ask for the officer in charge of Treasury Bills for that branch, be very confident before him or her not to give any impression that you don't really know what you want. Then tell the TB officer that you need a form for the next Primary Market Treasury Bills, fill the forms, sign and submit.

If what you want is the Secondary Market, walk into ANY branch of your bank and tell the TB officer that you want to know the available rates for Treasury Bills and tenors for that day and moment, and it will be made available to you through their online system and choose the one you like, after which you get the form fill, and sign.

It's because of these happenings that I always advice newbies to take the pain and time to go through the threads on this forum from the beginning to familiarise themselves with how to go about it and avoid the tricks usually employed by the bankers, but some people say it's not necessary to go through from the beginning.

I have deliberately written an "EPISTLE" to explain to you so that others like you can really understand and benefit and i hope you fully understand the nitty-gritty of it all now?

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Hello Sire, an official newbie to TB. I'll need your advice on it but iono if I get your whatsapp contact for more direct conversations. Thanks.

Hello Sire/Ma,
Please I need ur knowlege and clearification concerning Regularization procedure including DE.

First off, I did OND PT (I have no jamb number).
Secondly, currently I'm running a program in Yabatech but I've considered going for another degree thru DE or we say Bsc.
Now, the prblm here is, I dunno much about this regularization thingy. So, I believe you understand I need clearification on it now lool

My Qs are;
How many times is regularization paid for?
How do I apply for it as a student in Yabatech and as a DE aspirant?
Assuming I've paid and was'nt able to fill the form immediately; Can I go bcck to completing that part then submit?
Are there any diff btw UTME regularization and DE regularization?
And lasty, abeg just put me through... abeg

Hello Youu, lol. Abeg who deyy do Lasu DE process or anyone who has clear knowledge? Please put me thru.... Chat me up....
Abeg.
07066867890.

Neither Dstv nor any local channel deyy show the match. Tweh. :>

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Send this to everyone on your contact and share.


Keep the faith & believe.
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KingOfAmebo:
We may likely not have seen the end to the ongoing saga between these celebrity couples, more revelation and counter accusations will follow...it's gonna get messy in the next couple of days, Now the police are involved, NDLEA, the EFCC and sadly their poor child will be reading all their outbust online later in the near future.

Their wedding broke the Internet so is their break up.

So how did Tiwa Savage implicate herself?

-You and I never knew TeeBillz is a drug addict until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including the NDLEA...she confirmed seeing him sniff Cocaine in their kitchen.

-You and I never knew TeeBillz was promiscuous until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including human rights activists and his future wife (if any)

-You and I never knew TeeBillz is a fraudster until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including the Police, ICPC and EFCC, Now Buhari is aware.

-You and I never knew TeeBillz is in great debt until Tiwa (his wife) told us all including his business partners, nobody likes to do business with a chronic debtor.

Tiwa Savage just killed a man.

Yet she came crying to the world that she loved her husband and she will always pray for him not to get hurt...well, can somebody tell her that she did not only hurt that man, she put a bullet through his head, killed him and checked if he is still breathing then kissed him saying 'I love you babe'

According to Tiwa "If there is anything that maybe I overlooked, or didn’t love him enough, or made him less of a man, then I am sorry. I am absolutely sorry…Tunji I am sorry. But you know I tried everything, you know I love you so much, and I am sorry, I never wanted to divorce, and I never wanted it to get to this. I want you to get better…and I would always pray for you."

What she said was a typical example of "wen rat dey chop your leg e go dey blow you breeze make you for nor know until e go almost chop the leg finish"

Should any thing happen to Teebillz, Tiwa Savage would have a case to answer.

- SMH.
Abeg, just STFU.
Real men dont take sides. Learn to be be neutral with whatever your views are and stop looking only at TIWA' "heartbreaking revelations or whatever." It'll help you, your marriage as well.
Mtchew bloody Nlander.
Mtcheew weakhead men, always using every opportunity to fault-blame a woman.
- :p

Deen77:
Very clueless.

Abeh pardon me, this is off topic.
How can sb get back his/her stolen/misplaced or lost ICAN ATS REGISTRATION PAYMENT FEE SLIP (PIN, voucher, TELLER?)
ABEG SHARE! God bless.

I dey try jack this book book faa - I'm trying to read and concentrate please. That Bae be like "touch not my touching annoiting" dassorai.

anuz:
Kindly click on revalidate payment button and follow through.

After payment of acceptance fee, follow the instructions on the portal by printing all necessary documents to be submitted for screening at fufu campus.

Thank you.

Despaulsav:
University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) Remedial Programme/Pre-Degree 1st and 2nd Admission List for the 2015/2016 academic session has been released. The UNILORIN Admission list contains the names of candidates who applied for the 2015/2016 remedial programme and have been offered admission.


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How To Check UNILORIN Remedial / Pre-degree Admission List 2015/2016

Candidates who want to check their University of Ilorin remedial programme admission status should follow the steps below:

Candidates are to check their admission status by visiting http://www.remedial.unilorin.edu.ng/ clicking on Remedial Login link (Please login with your Remedial Application Number e.g. UIL/REM/2015/… and your password).

The details of the acceptance fees payment as well as the registration guidelines has been released here.

Congratulations to all those whose names appear on the remedial admission list of UNILORIN, If your name is not among the shortlisted name on the list, Contact unilorin admin- Mr Pauline for Assistance now.

Hello, after paying the acceptance fee, will the person require a print out payment slip? 'Cos a friend paid and the details of payment isnt on the person' remedial portal. The person is confused if her payment was wrong or sth and what is next after payment? I want to be clearer. Please rsvp.

irunooboo:
[size=14pt]What is bad in islamizing Nigeria? Xtainity is becoming a business venture with fake churches emerging everyday. Islam is a united religion where worshipers can pray in any mosque unlike xtainity with different doctrines.We need leaders like Elrufai and Buhari who are pro islam so it can spread fast. I support peaceful Islamization of Nigeria[/size]

- Lool. I believe sth. Only a Xtain can type this. Not a Christian or a Muslim.