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Luke 10:19
“Behold, I have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall hurt you.”


The Op be reliving the scriptures,

Congrats bro

NoahHadNoArk:
So long as say na snake, this thread will move to the promised land.






I Dedicate this FTC to all those who deceived Nigerians into believing that PMB and APC will bring change.
May your Generations and children Never do the same mistake again.

Once beaten, twice shy

To what end?

All I see is the power of prick

If this happened in Naija we would have held a certain tribe responsible.



At this juncture I will just mind my business

Not normal

illicit:
Pussy

Black Pussy

WoundedLamb:
Lol... OP, please use things like "lol" or when you joke so people will know not to take whatever you're saying seriously. Also use the Jokes section next time and try titles that make it obvious it's a joke; something like "A Message From God's Chief of Staff".

Nice one.

What's your point ?

Lame, dry, boring, and offensive

Front seat or nothing.
Coming late is an abomination for me

Nilx:
So I don’t normally watch football but a viewing center sprung up besides our house.
The viewing center was made with plank and there was space to peep from outside. With time they blocked all the holes and there was no way to peep anymore.

I don’t know how I got the 50 naira but I can remember I paid money to watch football first time of my life because Nigeria was playing final with one country like that.

none of the countries was lucky enough to secure the net, but at about 80th minute, Nigeria almost had the opportunity to secure the win by last minute goal. The keeper already missed the ball and one of their stupid player had to come in, use his bare hand and stop the goal.

Penalty was awarded to Nigeria and we missed it.

They later play pk at the end of the whole shit and Nigeria loss.

Omo I cried, all through the night and all I had in mind was, why them no Dey carry football matter go court.

I couldn’t sleep.... I cried like. After that incident, I no Dey near viewing center again

This is Ghana
World cup 2010

sakieja:
Don't Kill yourself on top another person faith.you talk too much.

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This scares me to no end
Imagine that woman waking up in mat, 6ft under. The thought of knowing she's been buried alive, she will wish and pray for a death that will take 2,3days in coming.
Think of the many Muslims who have been buried alive as a result of having a near death experience or out of body encounter and you will understand the Fallacy called Islamic religion!!



Tufiakwa!!!!

Thunder will fire you if you mention me again



Unam Ikot!!!

Imustnottalk:
Just Imagine she is a Muslim

This scares me to no end
Imagine that woman waking up in mat, 6ft under. The thought of knowing she's been buried alive, she will wish and pray for a death that will take 2,3days in coming.
Think of the many Muslims who have been buried alive as a result of having a near death experience or out of body encounter and you will understand the Fallacy called Islamic religion!!



Tufiakwa!!!!

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Ezemarcel:
You may be the one that scam your mum.....if you can think the bank staff scammed her then you are a suspect too.....

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Get a brain

TNORWAY:
Are dey edible??

Las las abi?

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MaxInDHouse:
After Jesus' departure Satan came and sow weeds in what Jesus established {Matthew 13:25} but Jesus said both the fine seed and weed will be allowed to continue growing together, then when it's time for harvesting the weeds will be separated from the fine seeds! Matthew 13:26-30

After killing all the pioneers of Christianity in the first century Satan kept creating more and more religions till now all claiming Christians.
Jesus promised to return (in spirit) to inspect what he commissioned but Satan has changed everything completely! Luke 18:8

So when Jesus returned in 1914 only a group of Bible Scholars perceived that Jesus is around but how can they prove it to millions who were anticipating to see Jesus physically?
Well Jesus instantly began instructing them on all the false teachings and doctrines Satan introduced, they began making amendments, but other religions claiming Christians were criticizing them saying "they keep changing their doctrines" not knowing that it's Jesus who is working with this group.

Today this group has stand out completely from all other religions, while members of other religions are ashamed to talk about their church they're all hiding under the name that inhabitants of Antioch called Jesus' disciples "CHRISTIANS" whereas the true God has began calling his own worshipers by another name! Isaiah 65:15

So don't be surprised that you will still see lots and lots of irritating things in the churches of Christendom, they are signs showing you that God has rejected Christendom churches and chosen the group that's humbly following the invisible Mighty Jesus.

Jesus' group is known globally today as zealous preachers and industrious teachers of God's word {Matthew 28:19-20; Act 1:8} even though their teachings sounds strange to everyone {John 10:20} because Jesus has removed all the false doctrines Satan and his agents brought in. That's why everyone keeps saying "they love ONLY their members" John 13:34-35

They are known globally as Jehovah's Witnesses!

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Get A Brain

senseless Sheepling

Thanks for that.

richeeyo:
Maybe the guy is struggling
Not every girl is in the same tax collection business as you

Christ!!!!

Since Everything na cruise for dz, make we just dey cruise dey go.




Lord Lala, defender of the realm of slithery slimy creatures, we summon thee this moment to descend upon this thread and do the needful.

Datboredberry:
That's the point... She didn't ask him for foodstuffs... Or anything else to take care of the children... So she can actually take care of her children...

Asking the man who disturbs you for a fúck to buy a gift while coming for you children... Doesn't mean she sees him as an ATM...

You're a simpleton... I don't give men gifts expecting their undivided attention or loyalty...

I enjoyed doing so...

What makes you think they broke up with me?

You assume to know me...

You win
Carry go

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Datboredberry:
Don't be stupid...

If you can't even be decent enough to get atleast Shawarma for the kids of the woman you're dating... You're either extremely poor or an inconsiderate idiot.

Being independent doesn't mean you shouldn't expect gifts from your partner...

The point of relationships is sharing... enough to not consider the terms 'yours' and 'mine'...

Most of you are so dumb and Ignorant...

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Datboredberry:
No doubt you're broke too...

If you can't afford Shawarma.. you shouldn't be dating... Your life really needs your attention...

Honestly, you think class equates to being completely undemanding?

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President, Gold Diggers forum spotted
Because he has refused to allow himself to be turned into a single mother's ATM, that makes him stingy abi, if the sharwarma was easy why she no go buy am?
Wey d pikin papa wey she no go bill am.

So you buy sweets and stuffs for your exes siblings and they still broke up with you


Go abeg

Ammishaddai:
A lot of people on Nairaland consume hallucinogenic substances which is why we continue see things like this .

Follow me and see o
If the price of weêd is hiked frm 50# per wrap to 5k , we will be seeing less and less of this

Chills
23 yr old you said?!
Thns dey happen o

Iyaebe:
They should free this lady already,it was just a mistake from a child misled by a man old enough to be her father.

Much as I hate to admit it, pains me to say, but this is the truth.

Shebi una don come, anything for publicity.

Will it see into the future?
Abi u dey whine me

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Iyaebe:
Stop killing animals that are just going about their normal life.

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Its like madness is worrying you

youngreezy:
Lmao @ she has not settled...u sef wey be babe wey know how una dy run am if una wan dump a guyman, u dey follow claim say dis one pass u?that is make ur brother(your blood for that matter)continue to dy get hope SIMPly because she has not settled?truly the female SISTERHOOD is a strong bond among bitches...i no dy pity simps again because dem no dy ever learn..jah bless ubunja wherever he is

Loud this one abeg.
That guy has opened my eyes no be small.
Looking at my past life as a simp and what I suffered in their hands just for pusi, I get disgusted with myself.
Now the tables have turned as a result of his teachings and now na them dey bring pusi pursue me and I dey run, treating them like trash in the process, punishment well deserved.

If the OP will have the good graces to tell her brother to pull the plug, but I'm sure she won't, cos maybe another girl is serving her brother a taste of Her own medicine.
We call it Karma right?!

Ammishaddai:
Bros, a woman that's into runs and a flashy lifestyle isn't someone I'll advise you marry. And besides, you probably don't have the means and resources to cater to her needs her financial needs . So my advise is that you cut your coat according to your size

One plate of Dog meat for you