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Bro! Abeg go dey do comedy,your comment is so satirical

brain54:
That's a rumukusian kilvanoid...


Don't ask me what that means because I made it up. As your dog is a new breed. New breed new invention.


But seriously, your dog looks like from the Alsatian family. Definitely a mix breed. No one would give you the perfect ratio of mix.

Only the dominant breed can be identified. I'm not a dog expert. This is my 2 cent.


Just give it a unique breed and call it. The only unfortunate thing is you don't know all the ancestry. Falls back to my first comment about a unique name. at least your dog is beautiful.


If it's any consolation my bro once ordered a Rottweiler and got a mix of a shepherd looking ekuke. I always make fun to him till this day which he never finds funny by the way. That dog was so shy it would run underneath a table or whatever cover at the sound of a whisper. Never seen a dog so timid.

At least your dog runs for an hour daily. He believes in fitness and is energetic.


Seriously serious love your dog... whatever personality or breed . You don't need validation!

He's vying for House of Rep I suggest not for governor.

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Very good ,something big starts small

Keep learning the JS ,in the nearest future you'll know ur knowledge is not a waste,kindly let me see your previous work .I can offer you something as side hustle

Youngwiz71:
Mhen it's not easy, am a front end web dev with knowledge on html and Css, am still learning JavaScript tho, tho am working on a digital course to sell, beyond this honestly I don't even know how I can make money from it.....

Fiverr and Upwork here is overcrowded, besides due to the fact that am still learning JS no one really gives html and css devs a job this days....


Mhen I weak...

Go for a dialysis, it's it's very very important since it is at the early stage before mutation start,then it could be too late

Immaculate755:
Good afternoon Nairalanders.
Please I need your input on the predicament I found myself in.

Roughly 3 months ago, I discovered something like a lump in my breast the left side precisely but it wasn't painful if not pressed. Initially, I didn't see it as something serious until clear fluid began to show on the nipple when pressed and the size of the lump seems reduced when water is being squeezed out.

3weeks after the discovery, I went to see a Medical Doctor in a Federal University Health Centre where I'm schooling. I narrated my ordeal to her and asked me to pull off my T-shirt for her to see the lump in the breast which I did.

She did visual check only. No examination or anything. she said it nothing to worry about that it normal.

She then asked of my age? Told her I'm in my mid-twenties (was specific when telling her tho). Her response was that it normal. Then I told her about some researches I made on the internet, that I think it should be normal if am still in my teens prolly because of puberty. Her response was still the same couldn't believe my ears.

Later told her about the nipple discharge (clear liquid) coming out when pressed. She laughed it off and said maybe it breast milk. I was very vexed and told her what's that suppose to mean, saw the vexed look on my face she then apologized that she didn't mean that way that's normal. She asked if it painful? I said no if not pressed and she gave the same response as usual.

It has been over 2months now I met the Medic but can't get it off my mind. The thought of the lump being cancerous that it'll better if the lump is examined on time has been on my mind ever since then.

Please Medics/Health Practitioners come to my aid, is the Medical Doctor right about lump not being cancerous?

Pls pardon my grammatical errors.

I'm interested in partnering with you ,so what's your stake and where are you located ?

Bamifintegrated:
We Need Investors And Partners On Charcoal Business, Mega CassavA AnRice Farming

You need to contact your doctor ,infact go to a specialist hospital, you'll have to take some test to ascertain the exact course ,my younger brother battle this for almost 9 years before outgrowing it after years of antibiotics consumption,the funniest thing it gets worse during the raining season

Alcohol

What the population of Russia compare to that USA ? Know this before concluding.Biden is doing that as a proactive measure ,USA will be the least nation to have any adverse effect of oil and Gas .Canada has the largest oil and gas reserve in the world ,even Saudi nor reach Canada for oil reserve .Know this and know peace

incandescentena:
Few days of Russia, ukraine invasion and US is already discharging it 120years stolen oil in reserve...hahahaha World power indeed

Russia is ahead of the propaganda campaigns of the West and NATO

2013 officially but I've been a guest as far back as the nigezie days ,if you know you know

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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ...

Freedom at last

Uptill today alligator and crocodile still dey confuse me...
I can't tell the difference......I dulll finish

Abeg help me tell them again

Aderewah:
Lol. Bayelsa has less people than ikorodu and get billions in allocation. Jonathan is useless. If tinubu was ijaw bayelsa will be the best state in Nigeria. Flatthead still hate him

First get your personal clipper Incase you're going to be visiting the the saloon soon,avoid scratching it no matter what,then if possible don't allow friction and allow your hair grow back for some time,always bath with a medicated soap by washing the affected spots.Try this for 14 days .It will go ,I've had similar experience.

HeDied:
What causes it? Is it linked to clipper/saloon at all? Should I change saloon? Please I need advice and suggestions.

She don learn the hard way,if she like make she nor stop

Bro No joy for your face ohh,but come to think of it ,nobody holy,a little punishment I will advice so when next he thinks of stealing he will keep remembering but not by killing him
quote author=freshkpomo post=109713869] If I was there I will give them fuel and additional tire... These Ozuo are heartless, mean and can never repent not even in a thousand years.

Can you imagine one idiot went to scam a POS girl 20,000 .. he deleted some zeros and tried to cinfus the girl on too loan she take dey sustain the business. I told her he was lucky I was not around,we for drag am out burn am for sapele road for 12 midnight... Na grilled human people for wake up see...

Country hard like this, everyone is suffering and trying hard to survive. Some people are not even aware of what they will eat tomorrow, then one idiot deem it fit to take the little they have. You feel say na you suppose survive abi? The people nor get right to survive too.. same goes to all ritualist, if them catch any for my front na 6inch nail go must enter him skull that day.
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Don't be in a rush to start any form of business ,leave 70% as fixed deposit in the bank first then think of what you can start with the 30% first and see if it turns profitable then you can add capital to expand it .A long term Business preferably .

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

Can you partner for a recreational business?

Abiboss:
Good day Nairalanders.

I am a fresh graduate, but I don't want to work under someone. Would like you all to share your business ideas/plans, if you get 400k now what will you do with it?

See your mouth like Useless

MangekyoAlt:
First, they declined to renew his visa for some dumb reasons. And now these paid journalists were falsely publishing reports of him being a putin spy without any proper proof to back their stupid selves up. The racism against Russians in the UK is even worse than against blacks. I'm a chelsea fan but if I was Abramovich, I would have sold off the useless club a long time ago. I hate nonsense

How about partnership in a lucrative recreational sport ?

seyicodes:
Please check the post I created on how to start 3 different business.
Online Printshop just like www.vistaprint.com
Online Car Spare part store like www.autozone.com
Online Native Clothing Material store.

I am still waiting for who to partner with me in this business. I can develop all the 3 website.

See Animal wey Dey talk , Stupid bigot

Sepetonri:
Tell that to your father. You swine.

Oga carry ur frustration go 3MB it’s easy or get Sniper

Sepetonri:
Rot in hell. One man down. Feminism leading.

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Antoeni:
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*2.Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?*

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*4a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber?*
*4b. How much did he give to the masses?*
*4c. How much did he give to his mother?*

*5. Who was the first child to trek to school?*

*6a. Where was the first indigenous madman/ madwoman from?*
*6b) What was his/her name?*

*7a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?*
*7b. Who invented it?*
*7c. Who was the first customer to buy it?*

*8a. Who was the first woman to spend the N1000 naira note?*
*8b. Where?*
*8c. When?*
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With little less than 600k for a new snooker board

Can you invest in a long run recreational business ?But I don’t know your budget

SinisterX:
Hello guys I've been able to raise some money, what seems to be little but I hope to use it wisely during this period as the global economy is certainly unstable.
I would like for us to share some business ideas not just for me but for everyone else interested in starting something but without any venture in mind.
I raised 2.5 million Naira and I would like to kickstart a business that can provide a 5-10% monthly ROI for a long period of time, let's say 5 or 7 years. I really need your advice Asap and please note LEGIT and NON-ONLINE ventures are what I have in mind to invest in.
Cc Dominique
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mukina2
Mynd44

It’s a Recreational business with reasonable ROI

illicit:
Can chameleon be kept as pet, I have seen a car crush one on d street....

Yes it can he kept as pets .Their favorite diet
Grasshopper and locust