Sassybae:

ahh weti na
the tin they pain you?

Now ladies can understand the heartbreak when you've been fantasing about a perfect booty only to find bonga fish at the moment of reckoning

Freemanan:

Straight up

I see you homie

still about those ftc's shebi

Are u a virgin firstly
if not then pls take several seats


So if you saw her chatting with girls on the road you will conclude she is a lesbian
Some girls that dress modestly even those that will cover head with hijab or headtie are the ones konji dey worry pass so don't judge by her dressing


The whole thing can be summarised as you want to knack she no want if you love her then wait till shes ready

Erukumakanaki:

I hail oooo
keep up the goodwork

Don't know how to say it again

We nigerians lack diplomacy and tact
you can tell by the reoccuring fights in the government

Yeah you can kiss the ring
but you can never touch the crown

Mourinho be like noone can keep the bench warm like him its a gift and talent

Choii somebodies wife

and they payed the ransom too
so even if its poverty why kill her

height of wickedness
no value for human life smh

civilceno:

Really, like what now, even go use them do juju abi e wan steal your credit card.... Nigerians and trust...

correct with all these stories i read and hear everyday i don't trust anyone

-419
-ritual
-kidnap
-robbery
shud i continue

civilceno:

Really, like what now, even go use them do juju abi e wan steal your credit card.... Nigerians and trust...

correct with all these stories i read and hear evereyday i don't trust anyone

-419
-ritual
-kidnap
-robbery
shud i continue

*itz wicked john the producer
(swap with any other naija producer)

*beats comes in

*lyrics

Elelele elele
the girls dem lov am
jos to sambisa
I've got morrey segzy girls wannit
oya shake it for me shake ur bum bum do ur dance eeeh eeh eh ehenn


Elelele elelelele
*outro
its wicked john the producer
(insert any naija producer here)

Pffffttt


don't make me laugh am beside my gf
shes pissed of cuz i forgot her bday
So the mood i'm going for is solemn but hopeful

one lol and me pamela palm and her five fingers go fight konji for the next 2weeks

Freemanan:
YES

lol one word only!!!


But thatz none of my bidness

Tell your friend its very good infact its the best thing that can happen


You kno what they say
The hotter the slap the sweeter the afterburn

thank me lerra

Think i was 9/10
This light skinned sweerie sopriye
but she used to annoy me but i think it was cuz i was crushing

waz a playa even then using reverse pyschology

Freemanan:

you're too shocked for words shey

Or his deek is small

i rushed to comment before i read the story properly

umm your husbands comments where just downright disrespectful...

Its the way your body is its natural and he shouldn't be making you feel this way don't know what to say to make you feel better

Hmmm seems like a nice idea

hope theres no ulterior motives

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

You don't tell people to stop kissing in UK. He should respect their rights. He may not approve of homosexuality but their constitution does

I totally agree with your point when your abroad everybody minds their own business me i won't even blink just look away
but i tried to see it from the taxi drivers point of view.......

Maybe he should try driving taxi in Russia he will definitely not be worrying about gay pips kisssing

Hmmm ah he shouldn't have insulted now

principle is good but apply it with tact

i'm sure if he told them to stop kissing instead of abusing he would still have his job

They don dey prepare for 72 vijay jay

So they take viagra before each mission
so when them rish the blockus go stand wella



But still i tot its western education they are fighting how pussy take enta dia

No vex ooo
na free mb thingz cus am

Na bollywood
Puzzi kill am


my 2cent

Is anybody still awake

Watched it already
mostly because of hype

Btw kidnappin,cold blooded murder e.t.c na everyday things for naija



ps it wasn't that bad
but that her weave tho....shiii kept distracting me

Lovechyld101:


lol yankees dey like put jara for there report but minimal 14 year old kids do this stuff

Hehhnn i for say ooo
imagine at that age na hide and seek me i still dey play

the closest i got to smoking was burning plantain

ConfessionsNgr:



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Story!!!!story!!!!......story!!!!!
Once upon a time!!!!!!!!.........time!!!!!time!!!!!!

Honestly this ya story resemble one i read in literature section