₦airaland Forum

H2ho:
Shoot please

Na Conji dey hold the guy man
e dey find where e go change oil put
my advice be say make he hold himself make conji no go push am go rape person pikin

jamesversion:
I pity the Man whose DNA you carry.

don't mind her bro she's a sadist

siofra:
So men are so promiscuous and perverted people are even wondering if it's right for them to bathe their daughters?

Sha, they brought it on themselves.


SHAME!!!!! On all men in the world!!

shame on all men in the world??
including your Father, Brother and Boyfriend; that is if you have one

Islandlady:
yen yen yen humanity would have gone if not for women, men are the problem of the world. . . Imagine a world without women you men would have destroyed this beautiful planet!

see talk like trash!
if not for women this world for done go??
no be that same woman make God regret for creating man?
Abi Eve way disobey God na which gender e be

Islandlady:
Dear guys!!! Have you been wooed(toasted) before by a lady
If yes how many times?
What was your reactions!? were you shy, angry, happy, blushing

Also ladies have you wooed a guy before too

Gist us
Lalasticlala mynd44

Ladies wooed me tire then for higher institution
I be Mr Nastes for my department all these babes come dey rush me like indomie they want chop me like jollof rice
they dey feel my vibes cus I dey give them joy
one day like that e get one chubby fine baby she carry me go back of our departmental hall she come tell me say she dun dey eye me for long but say my network no gree pick her signal
I no go lie you fah I no like the babe cus she be orobo but her bobby stand like attention and her backside fit make you craze
I say make I gree for her but I come dey fear say if this orobo climb me my intestine fit komot from my mouth
the babe find me come house with one of her friend way be orobo they come my house like play like play rough play start oo I rush mix my things and things before action begin
we nack like say no 2moro those two babes sweet walai they nearly finish me
na so the orobo own climb me she ride me sotey I start dey beg am fah she no gree oo
I say oh lord accept my soul in case I no survive am oo cuz the way e day go this baby want kpai me before she go stand from on top me
up til now I no know how I manage survive from her hand
she call me say she want come find me I tell her say I no dey house oo I run for my life
abeg my guys never allow a chubby or orobo lady to give you cowgirl style oo they fit kpai you on top bed oo cus they no dey quick cum and even if you tire they no go stand up o

Islandlady:
That snake is bad,why his balls

Anyways he sign up for it, why use the old n abandoned toilet instead of the new ones

He is responding to treatment but if it is my country he will just die due to lack of treatment

I believe that na female snake if not why bite his two balls

Sisora:
But the money is tempting though

Abeg make una no insult me o.

the money is tempting but can you withstand the danger

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


exactly my Gee!


the level of the smell off me...


I don already pay her money...


although the BANI fine well well come get better shape..


if too sey her TOTTO no smell, I for LICKK the TOTTO.


Anyways I just from another ASHAWOO house de JAZZ back now!


the ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK, she SUUCK my PREEK.. the tin SCATTER my head pan WOTOWOTO..


I gats Rush her at put PREEK for her TOTTO before she kill me wit SUUCKING...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

you and Toto
your love for kpekus no go ever die
you dey really patronize them ashawo wella oo they suppose give you three ashawo make you nack them skin to skin for free

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram The ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK yesterday, she no wear pant stay outside..



I see her for outside of the hotel, she wear those big clothes wey YAHUU Bois de like wear so the cloth cover her TOTTO..


As we JAZZ in room, she massage my PREEK well wit her SWEET hands, as my PREEK STAND like STANDING fan, she wear me CONDOMM.. As she carry her cloth up, chai her TOTTO de smell like wer small PIKIN SHIT..


My Gee! I gats code and hold my self because I don already pay her money..


I use annoyance take NACK NACK her KUNTUS!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

My Man But you come like ashawo bannys
you dey really patronize them oo
why she go bring smelly kpekus come for boogyman like you
you for just use ur old Kala blow off her left leg

ChoCho54:
All you saddists up there ^^^^

Why do you act like your lives are a joy forever?

Na wa for you guys oo .. carrying Nigeria's frustration on your heads like unripe plantain.

The male gender is one of the dirtiest species after pigs!

Your shoes boom!

Your stockings boom!

Even your armpits!!.
And you will still be sagging showing algae infested boxers

What about behind your hairy scrotal sacs?

Oboy, that place smells when not freshly washed!

Your juice smells and taste like rotten apple!

I don't blame you all, it's the girlfriends that will be forming wives cleaning your mess.

Most of you don't wash dishes for one week!

Nonsense and women bashers;

madam how did you know their juice smells and taste like rotten apple??
have you been giving them BJ

MrBrownJay1:
who is this baby gorilla and i suggest he raises the price to 100Million, as this is gonna be a tough job for a VERY courageous man....she looks mean/wicked as hell!

"she looks mean/wicked as hell!" that part alone off me�

iamyemiakins:
Nollywood actors and actresses sabi knack and pass pussy around pass anything.

Imagine doing threësome with Nuella and Chika

e go too make sense jus be say you go too waste a lot of sperm from ur body

Abeg any of Una don get carry over for course whey u sure say you pass?

It's really annoying cos you can't do anything about it most times.

I did one course and failed with 39F, I was so sure I passed, later I realised it was just my exam score they gave me my CA and test wasn't recorded. Them tell me say me I no do the test? Test whey I dey sure, I got 16/20. But I just had to move on cos its a fight you don't wanna get urself involved in[/quote

Xame thing happened to me way back in school At CELL BIOLOGY Exam(STB 211)I wrote the exam well and was so sure I passed it even the guys that sat with me I helped him and he scored 78A,l checked my own I scored 39F,later when I met the lecturer I got to discovered that it was my exam score that was recorded
oga say I no do test I go bring my test script way I scored 18/20 and my practical work book I scored 16/20 go show oga lecturer the old man say they is nothing he can do since the score has already been pasted on the notice board
the thing pain me shar

ashewoboy:
Northern girls will be sweet to phvck.

na them get the best sexual soundtrack oo

Boogyman557 HOLLY GRAM NA CONFIRM PULALA B DAT. WTF MAN boogy this banny go cry for ur hand oo if your anaconda enter her kpekus

[quote author=chukwuibuipob post=bring live croc,python for complete melicine haha bros u wicked o,this one no be suicide mission so

Sam1002:
Two Photos from kogi state university..

Sam1002:
Two Photos from kogi state university..

Sam1002:
Two Photos from kogi state university..

other skuls dey post even k.s.u way dey like farmland way dem dey harvest maize sef too want post....oga u no get work i swear...shift abegi

ZINIBANKS:
Is marriage for everyone

ZINIBANKS:
Is marriage for everyone

ZINIBANKS:
Is marriage for everyone

i just dey wonder o

Ladylite:
Married my sister

see as you fine like diamond

Capnd143:
This is very funny.
This Qique setièn dey like buhari, we all hoped he'll be the saviour, turn out to be the destroyer

I swear him come even worst pass ooo �