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RisenPhoenix:
You know, I actually took your advice and googled 5g conspiracy theory. The WHO actually suggests that people who feel that it harms them go for psychological evaluation.

https://www.howtogeek.com/423720/how-worried-should-you-be-about-the-health-risks-of-5g/

There is a good psychiatric hospital at Yaba if you're in Lagos. Take care now.

Lmao!!! Hahahahahahhaha. So of all websites, this nigga actually posted a link to howtogeek.com which contains an article written by one man? Oh how credible!

Glad my comments bothered you to the point of research. Hahaha. Keep researching dumbass

RisenPhoenix:
Juvenile.

Yup, like your mindset.

RisenPhoenix:
I am daft because I don't subscribe to your nonsensical mythological tall tales and dimwitted conspiracy theories engineered to scam people of their money and brains?

Somebody told you I am looking for followers so I can write for their approval? Lol. How much are you paying me? It is only that NL doesn't allow us to block people we don't want around. Please unfollow me if you are still following. I don't even check that shit.

Who mentioned anything about conspiracy theories here? It's your own comment on 5G that proves how inherently daft you are... even scientists, tech experts and health professionals have come out to explain the dangers of radiation from 5G on our health.

People like you are the reason why those French doctors think they can experiment with their vaccines on Africans as if we're animals.. so dumb, uncivilized and primitive in your thinking and too proud to realise it..

You think embracing 5G makes you civilised? lol. Learn to be an independent thinker - utilize the little of what's left of your brain and carry out research of your own.

I'm out.

RisenPhoenix:
Please don't forget to post pictures of you flying on NL when your rapture happens. I am sure it will make fp.
Until then, please stop disturbing us with this rub-besh.

Personally, I can't wait until all of you christians fly off so we can enjoy our income, our 5g and NL in peace.

For real?

I used to actually take you for an intellectual guy. However, with every post you make nowadays, you prove yourself to be someone who lacks basic common sense.. you are actually quite daft but try to hide it by typing up numerous lengthy posts..

To think I even stupidly followed you **facepalm..

cococandy:
Classic. Forgive a cheating husband and accept his love child.
See how the sky is not falling right now? And everything is relatively okay? Y’all keep the same energy when your wives bring their sides’ kids home.

Shut the fvck up!

Isn't it your FELLOW WOMEN advising her to forgive and accept the child?

The front page is littered with women telling her to forgive him.. but of course you're too blind and biased to see that.

What's my own sef, not like I expect much intellectual prowess from an Owerri street rat who married her ancestor in a desperate quest to travel to America

Fabbyking:
some people and comprehension shaa

Yup - you lack basic comprehension my guy.

Fabbyking:
everyone has his or her own preferences

And yours will certainly be the end of you!

Just imagine the nonsense you've typed up.. your little brain cannot comprehend that the only difference between this lady and a "fair lady" is a fvcking BLEACHING CREAM! So I guess bleaching her skin is what it will take to win your love?

Dude you're shallow and pathetic. Free that girl jor let her find a real man to love and appreciate her. Ode!

Fabbyking:
Hi everyone I need advice because am I little confuse

I am in a relationship with a great lady, she loves me and she always have butterflies in her Tommy each time she sees me or hear my voice but I don't feel that way, I see her more as a friend. We can gist d whole day if need be without getting tired or bored, we have complementary goals, we understand each other. I think it's because she is dark skinned n I prefer fair ladies. My confusion is that I want to settle down, can I go ahead with her? bearing in mind that inner beauty n character is better than outward beauty. Will it work out? Will the lack of sufficient love from me cause any ripple in future?

Attraction towards her-40%
Love for her-40%
Friendship-90%
Communication-90%
Understanding-90%
Trust-98%

You prefer bleached ladies? Oponu.
Shame on you!

Ladylite:
Am in the UK and I know how you feel.

Sadly you can't seem to see the bitter truth. A man who really cares will be there. True love always finds a way.

Not when borders are now closed! Abi what is this one saying

Jeromejnr:
Hmmm, you speak of Jesus as if you know Him.

Well, if you knew Jesus, you would have understood my message.

And if you truly know Jesus you wouldn't speak in such a daft manner, defending those men of dogs on your pulpits who exhibit more characteristics of satan than of God, decietful, prideful (Oyakilome), lustful(Fatoyinbo), greedy(Oyedepo). They have decieved and sucked you gullible sheeps dry for years! And you are so brainwashed that you still defend your slave masters despite the fact that your bible CLEARLY warns you against such false prophets.

Nwaoloko100:
Wow am really impressed how any challenge facing the nation has created opportunity to insult God and Christian.. Nobody insult Muslims, nobody insult Hindus, nobody insults imams, alfa, mosque... When there's recession in the land Pastors caused it, when people die pastor caused it.. Everything is always an avenue to insult men of God.. Churches are helping donating materials and medics but the prince of this world has blinded d minds of many... Man is a free moral agent, believing God is a choice but don't make others feel stupid for doing it

Because they obeyed orders and don't walk around like they are above the law like prideful pricks such as Oyakilome, Oyedepo and the likes. Even Jesus never disobeyed orders and He is the Son of God, much less a mere man who declared himself a pastor.

As for you @Jeromejnr, its obvious you have more reverence for your pastors than you do God Himself. Nigerian Christians like you will be first in line into the gates of hell. Bloody hypocrites!

ImaIma1:
[s]Sorry I cannot help your family orientation. I didn't grow up in a setting where they think of spiritual battles or whatever else you come up with.

You can move on and discuss with someone else with your kind of orientation because I am done with this immature talk.
[/s]

Gibberish.

Just sha get a job instead of depending on your poor husband before you can eat. It's only when it comes to money you remember y'all are "one". Lmao!

What happens when he dies? You'll die of starvation right? Since you've decided to make yourself so useless relying on a man for sustenance. Remember your kids owe you NOTHING in old age. So get off your fat ass and get a job! Lazy thing.

ImaIma1:
As a wife, I am more entitled to my husband's money and wealth because have become one. If you like kill yourself.

Guess what! He is not one with his father, mother or siblings. He is one with me

You better live your life and leave your brother's wife to rest if you are one of those tormentors.

Pressed indeed. His father put his mother first and protected her and thankfully, he learnt from his dad. I don't have people fighting me because of my husband. We are all family and he gives everyone attention as needed.

So stop belly aching and crying like an angry child

That gives it all away. That right there!

So you're one of those leaching parasitic wives who depend solely on their husbands - busy fighting spiritual battles with your husband's people because of money .. Hahaha
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Must suck to be you

Mizwisdom:
Lol my parents still collect their pension, they are 100% independent financially. I pray to be that way too, may I never be a financial burden on my children, but you shall be a burden on your irresponsible offspring, they will live useless lives and waste away doing hard drugs. You shall be a beggar in your old age, a destitute, begging for daily bread on the road. Amen. Good luck

Lmao.
So shall it be for you. That's if you don't die young.
Oponu!

Mizwisdom:
[b]People need to stop depending on kids financially, wise folks use their youth to work [/b]so that apart from funding their children's education they can also save up for their retirement so they won't be a burden on their kids. What about people who don't have children, who takes care of them in old age? it's from their savings and investments they live off their retirement years. Learn, and stop praying stupid prayer for people you've never met in real life

So shall it be for you.

You will labour in youth and also labour in old age as you won't see any children around to take care of your frail, miserable self in old age.

All the best!

ImaIma1:
When I have my son, I will teach him the value of marriage and how he needs to put his wife first. And that's why he needs to be very careful with his choice of a wife. Do you think it is ordinary that a woman drops her name and family and takes on a man's name. That man has the obligation to care for her and see that no harm comes to her.

However your idea of marriage is that a man brings in a strange woman to intrude in his already "happy" family.

Thank God for my mother, God bless her soul. But she encouraged my brothers to put their wives first. And she lived her own life and didn't have to interfere with their lives.

By God's grace, my husband and I will build a life that doesn't make us dependent on our children for survival so much that we start fighting his wife.

If you call a wife a strange woman it means you also see your mum as a strange woman that your father is living with.

It is when things are not going well with a family that they come up with many stories of strange women...witches...and so on.

See her mouth. He's "obligated" to take care of her because she dropped her father's name (a man) to take up her husband's (another man's) name like a commodity.

"Independent" women who are forever cursed with bearing the names of the lords over their lives: MEN .. why not eat your motherfvcking father's name then. Your sense of entitlement is so repulsive! You confidently said man should take care of you because you move from one man's name to another?.. I've always had the belief that women on Nairaland are inherently stupid - and you gits repeatedly prove that to be factual!

From your rants, I can tell your husband puts his family first before you (as he should) and you are PRESSED about that.

Mizwisdom:
Are your sisters handicap? if not, are they educated? if they're educated why are you carrying all the load?


How can an able bodied be helpless because they're female? it doesn't make any sense to me, seems your parent raised weak women. My advice is for you to help them get jobs if you can otherwise let them go out and look for jobs. I don't know your background but Nanny jobs, Cleaning jobs and Security are always available. Everyone should be independent. Your parent had their youth to establish something for themselves but didn't, if they are in their sixties/seventies, all you kids should save up and establish a petty provision shop for them. Good luck

Ehn ehn, now you're talking!
Women una don hear? Go and get a job and stop leaching off men!
As spoken from one of your kind

kwinp:
shut up. he personally told his stories here.

Ain't no shame in his game my dear. Unlike cowards like you who chop sh!t from men in the real world but create an alternate persona online.

No one sounds as miserable as you without having reasons to! So please channel your energy to the men who did you dirty offline not those online who are doing far better than you!

bukatyne:
@bold:

I have always said that 'the red pill/MGTOW' is a phase.

Who is his right senses plans his life around such a lifestyle eternally?

And who in their right senses plans her pathetic life around a baseless concept such as "feminism"?

ImaIma1:
I don't expect you to understand my comment. Hopefully the op is a Christian and must have stumbled upon that truth in the bible.

As for you, you can get married and treat your wife like an outsider or intruder. You will learn.

It's you that will learn.
My prayer for you is that, if you ever get to have a son, may he choose his wife over you, may he completely abandon you and his siblings because of a strange woman he would call his 'wife'- then you can come back on Nairaland and repeat the same nonsense you've typed up here. Hypocrite!

Shameless Shyngle. Ugly ting.

Basically, you're saying that without a man you cannot pay your rent, you cannot eat, you cannot survive?

Tommorow now they will claim "feminist"

Ole, leech!

ValCon888:
These almajiri clowns have exported their begging mentality abroad. A Federal Government that has no shame.
Begging is in their DNA.

This is what happens when we elect uneducated baboons as our leaders.

Shameless and disgraceful

BankyGee:
The way FG take dey lie these days. Even Devil will be like...

ImaIma1:
When he marries her, she also becomes his family and also comes first along with other family members. In fact, she comes first before them.

@OP

If you like, listen to stupid advise like this.

Your wife, no matter how much of an 'angel' she appears to be, will NEVER put you first before her own family - so if you like, you can choose to be as daft as your uncle and choose to make a woman (who can divorce you tommorow) a priority above your own siblings and parents. I can only wish you the best!

onatisi:
This lockdown lockdown they are shouting all over will eventually end in chaos . It is absolutely insane to lockdown ppl in their houses for 2 weeks without providing them any food and expect them not to react.
Even the countries that started this lockdown method didn't do it this way, they are providing daily food to everyone and during the lockdown,they are going into every house testing everyone.
We are just telling ppl to lockdown , we are not testing them to know who and who is infected?
What the fg should have done is to close all schools ,give workers both state and federal workers 4 weeks break with double pay, ask all non essential private business to close for the same period , this will automatically reduce movement by 50% , give food markets 8hrs period to open every day. And establish testing centers in all wards and local government areas ,.TESTING IS THE KEY TO DEFEATING CORONA VIRUS NOT LOCKDOWN . the more you get ppl tested, the more you will understand and know what to do.

Mr 'I too know', this statement is completely FALSE! stop misleading people here.

Yes, all supermarkets abroad are open during the lockdown, but governments is NOT distributing free food to everyone, neither are they going house to house testing people. Smh

BigBizzy:
My own is somewhat different.

I wish my wife will crave for the things said in this post.

My wife crave for wahala, before I go to work trouble, I come back more trouble. My wife can just be on her own and send me long Whatsapp message accusing me of so many things. All ye time I feel like running away. But where I wan run leave my unborn child go na....

Yesterday's stressing was 1000%. I still don't know how God kept me calm. At the end she will say it's he pregnancy.

It is well...this too shall end in praise

Lol.. this one's head has been turned to scrambled eggs..
Continue enduring enjoying the journey! I'm sure her behaviour will stop once the baby arrives
Some people are just destined to be a fool forever.

Mstick:
WTH?! You say a lot of nonsense on this forum about women but this one is hard to ignore!

What?! If labour isn't painful then why's did scientists make epidural?! Every body has their threshold of pain they can endure and it doesn't make any one better than the other.

When I had my my baby I know the immense amount of pain I went through even the male doctors in the ward kept on sympathing with me.

Labour is painful the fact that you would never experience that horrible pain and you come here to judge says a lot about your State of mind.


I am a woman, I've seen women DIE while trying to bring life to this world, nobody is asking for your respect,love or admiration but be careful with words you write on here.

So you can still show your shameless face here after your EPIC DISGRACE a few weeks back

proclinician:
Yes he should make money, enough money. Pls isn't the worthless woman a human being? Is she handicapped? Doesn't she have brains except this relaxer gel made from alkali or ammonium thioglycolate which is a salt of the neutralisation reaction of a weak acid and a weak base kills the brain cells making most women daft and useless. Didn't she go to school? Why should it be the man's business to make a lot of money and then bundle a useless log of wood to the U.K?

Omo, this thread sweet die