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Baba calm down cox during ur school days u no collect any prefect not even time keeper.


So b calming down

seanwilliam:
this is a very invaluable post. But people no go acknowledge it o until it happens to them .



I want to ask you if dem carry phone for agege who u go call ?

Go call small doctor

In Nigeria if ur phone is stolen bye bye.
It takes knowing those that matters (thugs) in the hood it was stolen to recover any missing item. Lagos na good example, 4 oshodi if anybody steal ur phone jst put call through to mc oluomo ur stolen item go comebck untouched ASAP.
If na Shitta e happen call banna or baruwa e go come out ASAP.
If na mushin call Armani, No case, Toba, Jayprone e go come out.
If na surulere call Igimu, Kaka e go come out ASAP.
If na Idiaraba call West, 70, Carlos e go come out ASAP.
If na Island call kunle poly e go come out ASAP.




If you no know anybody for hood just forget abt am. Otilo(e don go)

About 80% of Nigerian politicians na drug addicts. If dem don smoke all their junkie stuffs finish wen he dey hit hard dey start to display 1 madness or the other.




The only thing I like about osho dance moves is his energy to go low (komole)


If Tinubu try dis type of dance spinal cord go damage b dat

Fine player, very creative with the ball and very fit physically. I wonder why Manchester United took Antony's deal as priority instead of Gakpo.

Tho any Brazilian born footballer is naturally gifted, that's d only reason I feel Antony can still step up.

Presently Gakpo is a better player then Antony but let's see how he adapts into english premier league b4 concluding.


Very Good Buy �

D

Nothing good comes out of those service providers.

Sugar mummy wey people dey find badly e reach ur turn you kill am.

Everybody with him own propaganda on this Russia/Ukraine war, even those that have never left the country will come out to spill trash.

Tinubu d**k dey hard anytime e visit agberos, criminals, hired assassins, and all forms of violence.


Am not an Obi fan neither am I an atiku fan


I just don't want Tinubu to be my president


Atiku is an abomination that can't happen twice.



Obi is not a saint that's for sure but he remains the best among the rest.

D rigging in dis forthcoming election will b d highest d nation as eva witness.

They shall b bloodbath, betrayal, saboteur e.t.c

There's a new guy in town that is hell bent in winning the election at any cost.


THE BLOODSUCKING DEMONS ARE COMING.

This wolf in a sheep clothing must have brain washed the woman in having sex with him.

Spiritual cleansing

There's no lie in what he typed.
Dollar is rising at a very fast pace and if nothing is done abt it by 2023/2024 one dollar will b equal to 1k.


Wen we see or hear someone say the truth we are supposed to bck the person up regardless of our political affiliations.


All our own na tribal and religious sentiments.

I would have preferred patience Jonathan as president than this failure called buhari.



At least dull moment no go dey

If you no dey smoke grass I no think say u get any oda bizzness 4 there.


The only place u can smoke without the fear of Olopa.



Long live Kalakuta!!

The level of tribal bigotry in Nigeria is at is Apex.


No body wan vote for competence or patriotism.

Atiku will b the worst president in history if he emerges winner. I don't like Tinubu due to health issues and nepotism from his side but I will always Vote Tinubu over Atiku anytime anyday.







I don't blame the stupid omo Igbo for his stupid comment, ode dey find weytin to put 4 belle.

Ordinary meeting una don zoom off go Spain.

Dis stupid meeting is jst for their selfish interest and not for the masses

All our leaders are just useless.

occfx:
You play bet abi you do small G? I have sold many things I call property... This year suffer me sha

Na Grace bro.

I didn't actually save a dime. Got blessed with some millions last week,

My problem is am a reckless spender

I don't tink AJ stand a chance against Wilder dude has lost all his fighting spirit.

If he's smart enough he should just retire and save all his friends and family the embarrassment.

So because of end user certificate na him dem take seize person drones worth millions.


I am very sure money has been allocated to the Nigerian Navy to aquire these drones b4 now.


Money don enta pocket, custom give through pass so dat the goal go easy 4 Dem.


WIN WIN FOR NIGERIAN NAVY AND CUSTOM

emmabest2000:
Kolomental

Women and Dick sha......

Many years ago Arsenal FC has a player whose surname is DICK
In one of Arsenal home game DICK got injured that make him unable to play the home game and it became the talk of the time as that period
The London newspaper Headline wrote
ARSENAL WILL PLAY TOMORROW GAME WITH DICK OUT
Emirates Stadium recorded the highest female attendance of the century

It wasn't Emirates then it was Highbury stadium.

EmekaStanley:
5k?

I must have been overzealous to buy bushmeat

Hey! don't mind that guy.
The price is above 5k, baby antelope is sold for 8-12k so buying it 15k is not that bad(tho u were cheated a lil bit)
You can still eat it now but it's best enjoyed grown and old.



Na beta meat you buy bro, no let some mofo tell you otherwise.

lhordspy:
After Afenifere's declaration for Peter obi. I stated my opinion in here and i know the number of insults, curses and hate that was directed towards me .They tagged me all sorts of names and called me so many things, but guess what: i refuse to sway, i refuse to be bullied!

With this i think am oblige to pass this little message across to the Good people of Nigeria, the sane minds, Christians and muslims alike across all tribes except few who are swimming in the ocean of hates, drowning without realising it.

Anyway my message goes as thus:

Do not be despair, do not let yourself be bullied into submission by insignificant groups, inconsequential over-exaggerated rallies, or by politically induced over-zealous religious leaders masking as Christians bodies and being use as cheap political tools to sway your mind from your ideology.

- ''Stand by your courage and shake not,
For Feb25, 2023 the day of reckoning is here already. It will be over in a bit i promise, even before 1pm that day.
The pretenders, the deceiver, the liars, the propagandist, and the fantasists will have realise 'it is finished' ... Nothing less! Nothing more! "

If you can recall in 2019, because i can remember just like yesterday that the combine forces of ATIKU ABUBAKAR inconjunction with the feeble-minds messiah, PETER OBI with the inconsequential Afenifere's group, not forgetting the supposedly christian leadership bodies turn political group, CAN that suddenly left the preaching of the holy gospel of God Almighty to antagonising and engaging in a political campaign of calumnies, hate, with religious sentimentalism and extreme bigotry.

..... All these people joined forces together but couldnt defeat a single man, MUHAMMAD BUHARI... I think you remember, Because i do... And let me assure you that history will not only repeat itself, this time the defeat will be massive like never seen before in any election in Africa.

Had i known, will only be the words to emanate right out of the mouth of the enemies.

Remember it is us vs them,
Nigeria vs them,
God vs them.

But before then, continue to pepper dem !! pepper dem !! Let them know Lion have no business with sheeps.


Shalom.

Do u think Bat will win dis election
If he does do u think he will make a good president
Ask yourself that question without sentiments.

Audio arrest. Nigerian Dss is the most corrupt armed force in the country

Hotfreeze:
See them, special adviser on Lagos affairs. Meanwhile, they are using kerosene to bribe your fathers and giving your mothers 500 Naira after childbirth.

Ikpeazu used 8 years to build 1 flyover of questionable tensile strength and millipedes like you were hailing him. Sometimes, you shut up your dirty mouth and pretend you have sense.

Are u a lagosian by origin?

Your vote and those you plan to influence in voting atiku will still not reach 2% even if he plan to rig the election wit those under age kids of his atiku will still not win.

Everybody just dey vote out of sentiment instead of competence.



If I say I wan vote Peter Obi now some people go say I be Igbo but me sef no ready prove anything to anybody 4 here abt my tribe or religion.

D

All are governors except for the nigga on blue carrying red portfolio.
That 1 na house boy e be no be governor.

Who and who wan impeach Buhari?
Shey na our rubber stamp senators abi na our compromised judiciary.

Abeg make everybody getat!!!

We are winning!!!

Tinububalls:
Op.
Firstly, I will say you're scared of your brother, and you're trying to push the blame to your wife.
Maybe your wife till feels pity for your brother because of his past. This made her to start playing the good wife.
Your wife is silently praying for the day you will address this issue with your brother so that she will be free at last.
Bro, talk to your brother, tell him you don't like the way he talks/address or treat your wife, you can use the meat incidence as an example. Tell him you have discussed this with your wife and she isn't happy.
From his words and reactions, as a coded guyman you will know if he is bleeping your wife.

I never knew Tinububalls could reason like this ooo