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wow! Good old days....... technology is growing day by day anyway.

This is massive though, especially one coming from a lady that looks so crazy with her hair style. The other friend too got loaded, but not as much as the main chick...this is just for fun anyways.

Lovely and classical photos.

what ya say here?

I found this funny anyway.......

Found it funny anyway.......almost everybody is guilty of this.


Some people will still pretend.


What ya say guys?

softwerk:
Jesu, see nyashes And I thought I carry nyash all this while

Go girl! You rock!

I'm sure you left Drake because his cassava could not hit your G*spot

You know we girls well endowed with big nyashes require an average length of 11inches

Nairaland Vaseline crew already busy jerking-off on her pics

sweerie, you garrit too.

Social media model and show host, Ravie Loso who got famous after she started dating Drake when the rapper broke up with Serena Williams was left in shock over the amount of dollars sprayed at a Nigerian baby shower(it’s naming ceremony, she a learner)

The sexy curvy model was short of words as the Nigerians at the party kept on spraying dollars for hours till the dance fall got filled up.

NwaAmaikpe:


Hypocrite.

I pray his plane crashes on his way back.

If it happens to be your dad or relation...... believe me you wouldn't have altered those empty words.

In as much as it's not affecting her sight....Nothing is wrong wid her eyes......it's normal and natural.

darioNaharis:
How does he poo??

Sometimes I wonder how God feels watching all these and just sitting on the throne waiting for us to die and come and praise him for eternity

God is alive my dear, he sees it all but Sometimes the eyes is allowed to shed tears in order to focus.

Horrifying photographs showing pregnant women and children among dead migrants found in a rubber dinghy has shone a light on the grim reality of the desperate scramble to cross the Mediterranean into Europe.

A Spanish charity found 167 migrants alive and 13 dead in yet another rescue operation involving rubber boats crossing the deadly stretch of sea.
More than 2,200 migrants have died trying to reach Europe across the Mediterranean so far this year according to the International Organization for Migration - meaning on average 10 people a day die making the journey.
The latest grim salvation mission was 15 miles off the coast of Sabratha in Libya and the migrants on board were said to be sub-Saharan and the failed journey resulted in more than a dozen deaths.
As some migrants' corpses lie naked in the middle of the dinghy, others can be seen in the pictures sitting around in life-jackets waiting to be rescued.
The European Union has extended the mandate of its naval operation targeting migrant smuggling in the Mediterranean until the end of 2018 and tasked it with monitoring illegal oil trafficking from Libya.
Operation Sophia, which has naval ships and aircraft monitoring the Mediterranean, aims to disrupt smuggling networks and train Libya's coastguard as a way of stemming the flow of desperate migrants attempting the risky crossing from Libya to Italy in unseaworthy boats.

It's between two friends......I wonder what else they want us to see again.
Is it all about been sexy?


Girls of these days......wonder what they gain from all this rubbish.

Nigerian Musician, Davido’s former girlfriend, Sira Kante models for Calvin Klein Brand.

The beautiful model posed topless in Calvin Klein underwear.



Woman Cuts Off Her Husband ' s P * nis and Puts It Inside Her Purse. . .

A married woman has been arrested for chopping off her husband's p*nis after she accused him of having an affair, Metro UK reports.
After carrying out the crime, the woman, known only as Sarasu, put the p*nis in her purse, boarded a bus and went to visit her parents.
But she was arrested before she could reach their house in the south Indian city of Vellore.
The woman, believed to be a 30-year-old mother of four, had been married to husband Jegadeesan for 14 years but had been living separately from him, reports say.
The attack took place on Thursday after her husband had fallen asleep
The couple had argued when the husband had returned home drunk that night and told Sarasu that he would marry again because she had become old, IBT Times reported.
She interpreted that to mean he was having an affair, reports say.
According to M T Irudhayaraj, inspector of police, the heated argument lasted till midnight, at which point the victim went to sleep.
'At 3am, she took a knife from the kitchen and chopped off his organ when he was asleep and left the house,' he said.
Sarasu then left the house while her husband was taken to hospital in serious condition after neighbours heard him screaming.
The police officer added: 'We arrested the accused while she was on her way to her parents' house. She had the severed organ in her possession.'
The victim underwent surgery at Government Vellore Medical College Hospital and is now reported to be 'out of danger'.

metro uk

this is the kind of story my ears are itching to hear.....nice concept.

Since he lives For Gucci... Everything is Gucci The injection itself was Gucci too.....

I am sure it takes a very brave heart to wear this kind of outfit out, but who knows, alot of lady are very brave:

Wow! this is really a nice concept. Programmers don't think alike.
Can't wait to see her programming formats.

Earlier, we had reported Nigerian Government’s plan to place a ban on shooting both musical videos and films abroad.
However, key players in the industry have started to react with the Okoye brothers (PSquare), taking lead on the protest as they have registered their displeasure with the decision.
Via their various social media handles, each aired their various views.
I’m almost sure more reactions will come in but for now, here’s what we’ve seen from the Okoye brothers.
See post below;

Just when you think you have seen it all, another worst one happens. Over the years most men has been s*xually harassing ladies on social media.
Doris Peter has publicly called out on one Mr Dante Ekpokee who has been harassing her s*xually on Facebook. See what she posted below:
I woke up to this, this morning..Man, who do u think you are?A god that woman should fall at your feet and worship,at the snap of your finger?Woman has a choice, to want you or notIf she says NO to you, respect yourself by respecting her decision#NoToManExploitationOnWoman
Dante requested for Doris number, but she seems not to be interested in giving it out to him. The next thing was showers of insults. Read their conversations below:

12 Incredible Facts About The New Golden Tulip Hotel In Anambra
Golden tulip Hotels Will After Mou signing, Commence The Customization of the completed Hotel To suite Their Brand Requirement.
1. The Agulu Lake Hotel under the management of Golden Tulip Hotels represents an SPV involving the Golden Tulip Group and the Anambra State Government.
2. It marks the first entry of a multinational hotel management group into Anambra
3. It marks the opening of Anambra’s fantastic hospitality and tourism sector
4. The Golden Tulip Hotels will help to discover our tourism treasures
5. Golden Tulip shall furnish the completed hotel building to its set standard
6. Golden Tulip shall manage the hotel for a period of 10 years renewal after 5 years
7. Anambra State Government has paid 100% of the money required to furnish the hotel
8. 5% of the after tax profit shall be dedicated to the host community of Agulu
9. The new hotel will create thousands of direct and indirect jobs for ndi Anambra
10. The completion of the hotel is in line with Gov Obiano’s Continuity Promise
11. Golden Tulip is expected to be open for business within 5 months
12. The hotel is located in the safest state in Nigeria today!

Mercy Johnson took to her Instagram page to show off the haircut to her fans. The curvy actress debuted this look at the ongoing GLO Mega Music Tour where she performed her hosting duties alongside Ebube Nwagbo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWmUz23FCIx/?hl=en

These Compiled Jokes Will Make Laugh (Get In Here)

(20). Age 7: I want to be a doctor


Age 16: Mum look! All A’s


Age 20: Medicine is hard


Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Emeka!!!


(19). I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions.



(18). That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero. My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.



(17). Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data ?



(16). To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, A time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO”



(15). MAD MAN: Doctor, i have a problem; everyday i dream of cows playing football



DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night



MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finals



(14). Slim ladies are beautiful the problem come when she is pregnant, she looks like python that has swallowed a goat



(13). It is only in a Nigeria movie that you will see cassava plant in an Evil forest. Who planted the cassava??



Do spirit plant cassava too??



(12). Tiny girls don’t use pad when menstruating they use cotton wool. Please no tiny girl should insult me am not feeling fine



(11). It was so funny today when a pastor at the market was preaching about alcoholism but using alomo bitters box to collect the offering.

(10). When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name



Good day “Miss slay queen hottest bae”.



My sister just pack your CV and run.



(9). Dear ladies if your boyfriend doesn’t reply you immediately when you text… Just know he is either sleeping or reading the bible.. MEN DON’T CHEAT



( Using a public toilet without lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door for them to know that you are inside.



(7). Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first…”



(6). Small Apple  Is Now #100.. Something The Serpent Gave Eve For Free



(5). QUOTE OF THE DAY!!



No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless. You can still be used as a bad example.



(4). The ways girls will convince that you are handsome if you have money, you will stand if front of the mirror and you will be like “Maybe I should go into modeling.. My brother don’t be deceived, remain where you are.



(3). Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings



(2). When am bored I call MTN customer care and ask why my phone isn’t charging



(1). Ladies being single ends at 25. You can’t be 26+ and you are talking of being single. Your not single but Unmarried.



Say it with me: I am U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D

What a beauty.......she looks sweet.

Y'all remeber twitter celebrity, populary known as hurt bae? She went viral after a video with her ex boyfirend explaining why he cheated on her mutiple times went viral. She shared new photos on her Instagram page wearing nothing but body paint. More photos after the cut..

You never can trust some women......their No might be Yes in disguise.

I trust Nollywood. they never dull. We just hope the movie have some great message to pass.

Controversial American rapper, The Game, has put his massive manhood in full display as he brags about how his s*xual prowess can make Blac Chyna apologize to Rob Kardashian.
Popular American rapper, The Game, has taken to his Instagram page and shared an erotic photo of the outline of his massive manhood in his tight underwear.
The former G-Unit rapper who posted the erotic image on social media, also bragged about how his s*xual prowess can make Blac Chyna apologize to Rob Kardashian for cheating on him

This photo of a tall and short corps members is trending online.
Can this guy be considered the tallest corps member in Nigeria or is it that the lady is extremely short.

We dont know if she was hacked of ir it is her, but Ghanaian actress, Christabel Ekeh seems to have something strange going on in her IG account right now, the three photos below were uploaded to her IG page, the person bears resemblance to Christabel, we do not know if its her or now, peep the pix below: