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It's a normal thing here in Nigeria.....so they should stop lamenting.

Mahn must buzz small now
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Besides they can operate without taking something.
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That's normal.

DCONE1:
I see two people dey fight under the duve (bed sheet)....."singing under the duve by harrysong.".. . Ayeeee

Funny you......

Only genius can grab this immediately without giving it a wild thought........ Lol

Tell me what do you see?

Kobicove:
The world is not turning into anything...they're just condoms!

just a condom you say?
Not to the extent of wearing them as fabrics.

Is this a creativity?
what is the world turning into?



What ya say here?

Ladies in romanceland.....where do you belong?
Chose wisely.......

Am still wondering how they had stayed inside their mother's womb before delivery. Nevertheless, our God is a merciful God.

Hope the Nollywood is taking note of all this names. they don't seem to disappoint.
Python dance crocodile smile

As seen on Facebook......still can't figure it out.

What ya say here?

Philosophia:
Thanks for your comments sirs.

Marriage is not a scenario of which you can rush in and rush out (even the cats and rats are aware). Have to be well planned before making a decision to avoid story that touches.

You see, same thing happened to a friend of mine. He's still struggling to settle down as a man. Although he was born with a silver spoon, but he believes in setting his own pace in absence of his parents wealth. This guy in question loves his girlfriend wid passion to the extent that he can do anything for her. The latter narrated to me that his girlfriend called it a quit.

I was like why knowing fully well that they hardly stay without each other (Love birds).

He replied to me that the girl's family are at her neck & the pressure is unbearable for her. She had be rejecting all the suitors, just because this same guy is still in the picture, but now the story had changed.

Dear Philo, some people experience such once in a life time. Focus on your plans for now. As for the girl, she can equally go and get married.


Ofcus, I know it's not easy to let go some people we cherish so much in life. If you continue thinking about your past, trust me you can never make a step in life.

You might have done heaven and Earth just to impress this same girl. I advise you to let go everything. If she truly loves and cherish your worth she will be there for you, no matter the amount of pressure she derives.

Zoom into the pics
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An eyed pendant up and a skull pendant down.
what does that signify to you?

jerryunit48:
Not in Anambra, APC cannot win Anambra

Am wid you on this.....Instead of Apc to rule Anambra, PDP or APGA should take over the mantle of leadership.

Lukmanraji:
Good day nairalanders.

Please, genuine advice is needed as a brother is about to lose his gf.

Straight to the point.

The problem is that, my friend release immediately he try to penetrate into his gf vagina or he lose erection. It has happened like over 5 times with this same girl.

What is the problem and the way forward please, because this guy's relationship is about to ruined with this thing?

Thanks for your time.

Stop deceiving yourself here.

If you Tell me or the forum that you are the one facing the predicament & not your friend then I will understand.....At least look out for possible solutions.

Some people on nairaland are so stupid & not bold enough to defend themselves.

Poster, sorry for bursting your bubbles.

Yoruba Star Actor and the popular “meme ready photo genius”, Odunlade Adekola goofs around with X3M singer Simi In New Photo.


Properly observing the picture,one can easily conclude that Simisola was star struck or alternatively surprised at the famous actor, Odunlade Adekola posture.
I’m sure meme makers just got this addition to their gallery.
The two were pictured at an event over the weekend.


cc: Lalasticlala


http://www.naija-mouthed.com/forum/entertainment/celebrities/15598-what-caption-would-you-give-this-picture-of-odunlade-adekoka-and-simi

A Facebook user identified as Arc Paschal Chike Umeobi said that this lady was caught by a vigilante in Ezinifite, a town in Anambra State.

The lady allegedly jumped the fence and burgled a building just to steal biscuit but luck ran out of her when one of the vigilantes percieved an unknown intruder and tried to stop her to prove she was good at what she does she tried to which prompted the vigilante to shot at her but she dodged the bullate and jumped through other fence and landed in another compound. the owners of the house had to raise an alarm and she was apprehended.



https://www.netnaija.me/forum/general/crime/45213-nigerian-slay-queen-caught-disgraced-jumped-someones-fence-steal

Can't figure it out myself...wonder why she poses with a gun for a mere Birthday.

Happens that the latter was not even present on the background.

Do you think it's a birthday gift to the hubby?




http://www.trendybirds.com.ng/woman-poses-with-a-gun-ahead-of-husbands-birthday/html

I came across this online and i was impressed so i feel it would be a good idea to share with you guys. We come across most of the acronyms below on daily basis but the truth is we don't know much about their full meanings and how they were generated. Take a look at them below.


1.) GOOGLE​ - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.


2.) YAHOO​ - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.


3.) WINDOW​ - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.


4.) COMPUTER​ - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.


5.) VIRUS​ - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.


6.) UMTS​ - Universal Mobile Telecommunications System
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7) AMOLED​ - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.


8.) OLED​ - Organic light-emitting diode.


9.) IMEI​ - International Mobile Equipment Identity.


10.) ESN​ - Electronic Serial Number.


11.) UPS​ - Uninterruptible power supply.


12. HDMI​ - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.


13.) VPN​ - Virtual private network.


14.) APN​ - Access Point Name.


15.) SIM​ - Subscriber Identity Module.


16.) LED​ - Light emitting diode.


17.) DLNA​ - Digital Living Network Alliance.


18.) RAM​ - Random access memory.


19.) ROM​ - Read only memory.


20.) VGA​ - Video Graphics Array.


21.) QVGA​ - Quarter Video Graphics Array.


22.) WVGA​ - Wide video graphics array.


23.) WXGA​ - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array...


24.) USB​ - Universal serial Bus.


25.) WLAN​ - Wireless Local Area Network.


26.) PPI​ - Pixels Per Inch.


27.) LCD​ - Liquid Crystal Display.


28.) HSDPA​ - High speed down-link packet access.


29.) HSUPA​ - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.


30.) HSPA​ - High Speed Packet Access.


31.) GPRS​ - General Packet Radio Service.


32.) EDGE​ - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.


33.) NFC​ - Near field communication.


34.) OTG​ - On-the-go.


35.) S-LCD​ - Super Liquid Crystal Display.


36.) O.S​ - Operating system.


37.) SNS​ - Social network service.


38.) H.S​ - HOTSPOT.


39.) P.O.I​ - Point of interest.


40.) GPS​ - Global Positioning System.


41.) DVD​ - Digital Video Disk.


42.) DTP​ - Desk top publishing.


43.) DNSE​ - Digital natural sound engine.


44.) OVI​ - Ohio Video Intranet.


45.) CDMA​ - Code Division Multiple Access


46.) WCDMA​ - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access


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47.) GSM​ - Global System for Mobile Communications.


48.) WI-FI​ - Wireless Fidelity.


49.) DIVX​ - Digital internet video access.


50.) APK​ - Authenticated public key.


51.) J2ME​ - Java 2 micro edition.


52.) SIS​ - Installation source.


53.) DELL​ - Digital electronic link library.


54.) ACER​ - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.


55.) RSS​ - Really simple syndication.


56.) TFT​ - Thin film transistor.


57.) AMR​- Adaptive Multi-Rate.


58.) MPEG​ - moving pictures experts group.


59.) IVRS​ - Interactive Voice Response System.


60.) HP​ - Hewlett Packard.


Which other acronym do you know?

cc; Lalasticlala



http://www.wizytechs.com/2016/07/checkout-60-tech-acronyms-you-might-not.html?m=1

Jayceon:
but the funny thing is that when naija dude's pockets run dry (like they always do) the slut will be nowhere to be found,she will target new arrivals from the west

Is it not women again? It's a normal thing. Even here in Jakarta, the Indonesian guys dare not see you near their girls unless you don't want to see the next day. Same thing in Turkey.

zombieHUNTER:
Just ask her a simple question..

Why are South Africans harsh to Nigerian residents in their country

Just because their ladies (south African) channelled their love to Nigerian men.
That's what brought about pandemonium in South Africa.

Nigerian men are more romantic than south African men - South African Ladies.

hope have answered your Question.

zombieHUNTER:
Just ask her a simple question..

Why are South Africans harsh to Nigerian residents in their country

Just because their ladies (south African) channelled their love to Nigerian men.
That's what brought about pandemonium in South Africa.

Nigerian men are more romantic than south African men - South African Ladies

Federal government doesn't have any case against Nnamdi kanu. Hence, they should provide his case file. After all the US govt announced that IPOB is not a terrorist group. If it is actually a terrorist group, they should have ban the group from agitating in the western world. Kanu's disappearance is as a result of winning the case against the FG.

(If Kanu or the group is a terrorist, they would seize his nationality - US govt).

Don't get it twisted that he won't dare appear in court come 17th Oct.

IPOB is really giving the federal government a sleepless night.


Live me alone
I want to go
Am tired of staying wid you
And you still insist that I should stay back.
Gosh! Who does that?


Reporting from Jakarta.

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
Never give up on your dreams.
If you fail today
That doesn't make you a failure
There's a room for you to succeed
Once there is life
There is hope
Just take life easy
Listening to people's opinion before making a step will only set you back.
What you do today will determine your future tomorrow
Life is sweet
Life is Good
Life is once
Life can sometimes be boring
Always be happy.
Always seek for God's intervention in your life.

Prior to the update

If Yul Edochie continue to listen to what people are saying or what they will say about him contesting for a governor. He wouldn't have made a step in the first place.

So many stories here and there. Which way Nigeria?

Just be sincere....no insults please.

Ugly Jay-z cheated on Beyonce yet they are still together, talk more of Kanye West to Kim k. So why is her own case diff here. Instead of she to go and plead wid the hubby.....she's there saying all sort of rubbish. Someone should tell her to go and ask Tiwa why she went back to Teebliz.

A friend of mine forwarded these picture to me on WhatsApp. What is wrong with the photo...he asked


..... am still confused anyway.

Nairalanders, Look deeply into the photo......can you find anything?

Look at all them.....Esp. Rochas. Who are they praying to? reserved Comment.

Needless of complaining....it's has become part of us here in Jakarta.

Channeling a huge appointments to one particular zone and you tell me that Nigeria is one. Ojukwu saw this from afar. Decided to save my breath....cus I know my further comments wouldn't reach his table.

And you say Nigeria is gonna be fine. when?
The president said he's gonna fight corruption.... fighting corruption is awarding contracts that worth such a huge amount of money without following the right source?

Some people came to liquidate Nigeria and run away.

Lalasticlala