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A man was caught on camera embarrassing himself publicly in broad daylight. While waiting on a queue for a bus in Lagos, the man decided to move closer to the lady in his front, "ensuring" that his manh00d touched its target (which was the lady's backside)...
Even as the lady who appeared to have noticed what was going on moved forward -the man still moved closer while being erect as a huge bulge was visibly seen in his trousers.. such an embarrassment.
The video which was shared on Facebook yesterday has raked over 160,000 views and thousands of shares as online users have blasted the man for the shameless act.

View the video via the link
http://www..com/talk/topic,333919.0.html

Uganda lawmakers have demanded that condom producing companies in the country make bigger sizes.
The lawmakers claimed that men in the country have big sexual organs and cannot use what is available in the market.
They said the call was in the bid to control HIV AIDS in Uganda.
The lawmakers are asking for the production of bigger condoms that will be the size of the sexual organs of their youths.
They express worries that the small condoms might be prone to contaminating sexually transmitted diseases, STD, or HIV AIDS, therefore, demanded for the production of bigger condoms.
Medard Bitekyerezo, Mbarara Municipality, MP, said "The condoms in the country are small, their organs cannot fit in, so that is why we are requesting for a bigger condoms for them."
Also making a similar call, lawmaker, Tom Aza Moy, said, "I have proved this, people around here have bigger sexual organs and therefore they should be considered in producing bigger condoms to protect them."
The senators called on the national drug authorities in the country to look into the matter properly and make sure that perfect condoms are produced for the country.

On this occasion, he also captured something much more, Look closely at this picture and who will see why a woman has got to sit properly in public.

GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.


PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.


PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl.


GIRL: Yes!


PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.


GIRL: But he touched my breast.


PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.


GIRL: Yes!


PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.


GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!


PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl.


GIRL: Yes


PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.


GIRL: Then he told me he has HIV



PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!

Trapqueen, this thread is meant for you too.

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Big Brother Naija 2017 contestant, Uriel Ngozi Oputa took to Instagram to share a new photo of herself.
The reality star rocked a short blue dress which features stripped sleeves and and pockets of the same striped material.
A fan begged Uriel for the dress and the 'diary session star' told her that she got the dress yesterday and she should be allowed to wear it a little bit.
Another questioned Uriel on why she takes photos by her doorpost and she gave the fan a chilling response.
See screenshots below:

Don't know how true this is, according to online reports, the armed robbers pictured below were allegedly apprehended at an unknown destination.
The female gang member was allegedly caught with a pistol carefully hidden in between her Brassier while the male had a knife hidden at her back.

Marvis is seated under the shower in the first night of their honeymoon wondering how lucky she is to be married to him.


Right there is an unforgettable s*x in their lives.
Sitting under the shower with my head buried in between my legs as my hand sheld my legs firmly and the cold water from the shower washed my skin, I got lost in thought with a smile only my face.


'Finally, I'm here, I got to that same point I had spent my life wishing, hoping and praying for.
Who would have thought that I'd be so blessed? Who would have believed if I told them that I got the trophy and a golden one at that? Life is just a baggage after all.'


I was still lost in my triumph thought when his soft hands grabbed me I jumped but relaxed the moment I smelled him, I know I'm in safe hands so there's nothing to fear, he's my husband after all.



I cozied up to him more and the tiny drops of the water continued to fall on us.
He gave me that promising look that makes my heart sink and I leaned in for a kiss he kissed me back, held my face in his hands and gave me that look again, with a broad smile on his face.



Oh how cute he looks when he smiles, he then pulled me in for a hug and while at it he planted kisses all over my neck and ear.


I shivered and opened my mouth to say something but words eluded me.


What could I possibly say that is not obvious, it was though like yesterday we met and today I'm here in his arms, a band on both our hands and a title of Mr. and Mrs. I couldn't ask for more, for he was everything I ever asked for and more, he tells me that I'm the best thing that happened to him all the time but I feel more than the same towards him.


If there's anything stronger than love then that's what I feel for him.
My mind drifted off again as he rubbed my back and transcended to my ass massaging it softly.
Those years of hurt, pain, misery and frustration.



Dozie, Seth, Vee, Kaykay, Izunna, Uchechukwu.All those years of endless flings because I can't seem to get hold of any man that comes my way.
This minute they are in and the next they are slipping away.


The days of hiding behind a lion so as to lay people off in order for them not to know that behind all those roaring is nothing but a scowl and no bites that I'm just a broken child on the inside who works so hard to prove herself.
Happiness became an expensive commodity, not just expensive but scarce.


Love became an illusion and overrated and sadly whilst I try so hard to have one for myself I see people treat theirs like trash.
You can imagine what I so fervently pray for others who have it do not appreciate it.


I was battered and angry, having series of breakups and piles of men who took me for granted, I was just the sex appeal lady whom everybody wanted to get laid and move on.



The fact that they weren't seeing me as a keeper was telling on me, at some point I threw in the towel, cared less and just decided to bang as they come, it's a free world after all and you only live once but then here I am today fulfilled.



'Marv I'm glad I have you and I'm going to thank God every day for the gift of you' he said and let his hands slip towards my pot, whilst one played with my lips the other moved all the way up to cup my boob.



‘Uhhhhh' I moaned before he drew me closer raising one of my legs and holding it with one hand whilst kissing me passionately.



I leaned into him more and as he slipped in a finger I moaned loudly, from one he increased it to two and whilst he finger bleeped me, he rubbed my clit, I threw my headback and moaned more shutting my eyes, his mouth on my boobs doing wonders to it.



I didn't just get a husband only, I got the full package sex and all, in my state of ecstasy I stroked his dick for a while, then got down on my knees still under the shower and gave him a mouth-watering MouthAction that made him call my name countless times before he shot his cum down my throat.



He lifted me placed my back on the walland buried his tongue in my pot, he tongue f*cked me to the end of the world and back I was begging him not to stop and he didn't stop, my legs were wobbly, my teeth gnashing as the pleasure travelled from my spine to my brain, my hubby took me to another level of ecstasy and I came with a bang.



He then lifted me slowly and plunged in, once in he assured me of his love again and started the slow movement, stroke after stroke making me.
moan softly enough to make him pump in more.




Ifeanyi f*cked me in a way that I've never been f*cked before, his dick was touching everywhere, I mean everywhere, he gave me that s*xy look and that smile that weakens me
'My beautiful wife, I'm here and I'm not going anywhere' He said with his voice breaking 'When I saw you, I knew you were the one, I knew you were the mother of my unborn kids, and I'm glad I found you and made you mine' His voice kept breaking as he spoke, it was when a tear dropped on my shoulder that I knew he was crying.


I looked at him in an assuring manner and said to him'I'm here and I'm going to go through this journey with you with all my heart.'



I wiped that tear of his face and smiled at him with a teary eye, leaned in to him more and he fired more intense stroke's and it wasn't long we came with a bang together.


He pulled out of me kissed my forehead, helped me wash off, dried my skin and carried me into the room.



Our honeymoon is really going to hold many sweet memories.

Just cause of likes......

This is quite shameful...talking about the things people post on the internet these days. This lady decided to strip off her clothes in order to show her "sexy" she is and even posted the pictures online.

TrapQueen77:



Sinz move over, i think i finally found my new crush ... the one that playing piano...i wud love to feel his fingers all over me

you like sweet things.

The Lagos State Government on Thursday intensified its smart city initiative with the unveiling of a free public Wi-Fi at the Ndubuisi Kanu Park, located at Alausa in Ikeja.



The Governor Akinwunmi Ambode-led Lagos State government on Thursday, launched free public Wi-Fi at parks and gardens in its resolve to achieve its smart mega city status.


The initiative was kick-started at popular the Ndubuisi Kanu Park in Alausa, Ikeja, while others are expectedto follow suit, according to the state government.


.The launch of the initiative is part of activities to mark the 50 year anniversary of the creation of the state.


Speaking on the occasion, the state Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode said theprovision of the free Wi-Fi was part of his administration’s effort to make the state work for all and sundry.




Represented by the state Commissioner for Science and Technology, Olufemi Odubiyi, the governor stressed that the increased in patronage of parks and gardens spreadacross the state has prompted the government to equip the centres with free Wi-Fi to serve the needs of visitors to the parks.



According to him, the provision of free public Wi-Fi in the park is part of the administration’s efforts to make Lagos a smart city, adding that achieving global competitiveness would entail keying into new ways of doing things and the deployment of technology, especially the internet.



“It is consistent with our commitment to make Lagos work for all.
Parks and gardens have been established in different parts of the state to provide a conducive environment for recreation and relaxation.



“Just last week, the number of gardens and parks in the state increased with the opening of the Badagry Park.



“The increased patronage of these facilities, which is no longer restricted to festive season, has made it necessary to equip these centres with free Wi-Fi to serve the needs of visitors to these parks.




“As you relax and enjoy the recreation facilities in these parks, we are also making it possible for you to access your email, browse and search the internet on your tablets, smartphones and laptops, via a reliable public Wi-Fi,”he said.



Ambode said the the free Wi-Fi was another landmark in the administration’s desire to integrate the State’s economy in the mainstream of the 21st-century economy, adding that recently, the government unveiled the Citizens’ Gate Portal, a platform designed to bridge the communication gap between the citizens and the state government.



According to him, his administration, with the launch of the free public Wi-Fi, has empowered citizens to express their views on the platform, as non-availability of data will no longer be a constraint.



“As a responsive government, I wish to assure all residents of Lagos State of our commitment to continue to develop and implement innovative ideas that will promote the delivery of dividends of good governance.



“As I launch the free public Wi-Fi in this park, it is my belief that this service will enhance productivity and add value to all our parks and gardens,”he said.



The free Wi-Fi/internet access project is an initiative of the Lagos State Ministry of Science and Technology.



A statement endorsed by the Chief Public Affairs Officer, Ministry of Science and Technology, Bolarinwa Yusuf, explained that the governor urged the people of the state to make judicious use of the newly launched portal known as “Citizens Gate”, a platform designed by the government to bridge the communication gap between the citizens and the government.

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A brutal ceremony in which the women are whipped mercilessly to show their love and affection has been revealed in pictures by a photographer.


A tribal ceremony during which young women are whipped in order to show the sacrifices they make for men is revealed in a series of photographs, according to a report by Dailymail.
The strange ceremony takes place among the Hamar tribe people of Ethiopia.



According to the people of the tribe, scars demonstrate a woman’s capacity for love, and if theyfall on hard times later in life it allowsthem to call on those who whipped them for help.
Women are whipped as part of a Riteof Passage ceremony for boys, when female family members declare theirlove for the young man at the heart of the celebration.


After the ceremony the boy becomesa man, and is allowed to marry.


The brutal tradition is known as UkuliBula, and was captured by photographer Jeremy Hunter.
Instead of fleeing, women beg men to whip them again during the ceremony, held in the Omo River Valley.For men, male decoration is simpler with the exception of their facial painting which denote status and progression up the social ladder.




A key element of the ceremony is thewhipping of young women who are family members or relatives of the boy undertaking the Rite-of-Passage.


The women trumpet and sing, extolling the virtues of the Jumper, declaring their love for him and for their desire to be marked by the whip.


They coat their bodies with butter to lessen the effect of the whipping which is only carried out byMaza – those who have already undergone this Rite-of-Passage.


Some whipping appears to be tender, others more aggressive.


But once whipped, the girls proudly showoff their scars – as proof of their courage and integrity.


It ís a kind of Insurance Policy.
The ceremony tends to unite the family and is a demonstration of the womenís capacity for love, and in later life – perhaps when they’ve become widowed – they will look to the boys who whipped them years before to request help.


The scars on her back are said to be proof of her sacrifice for the man, and it is therefore impossible for the man to refuse her needs in hard times or emergencies.



Hamar women of the Lower Omo Valley, Southern Ethiopia willingly submit themselves to be whipped during the ceremony of Ukuli Bula .


It indicates their courage and capacity for love, and is a form of insurance policy.
Should they fall on hard times in later life, they will look to the boy who whipped them to request help.


To reach manhood, Hamar boys must undergo two rituals: circumcision and a leap over the bulls.
This determines whether the young Hamar male is ready to make the social jump from youth to adulthood.
After a successful bull-jump – always unclad – the Hamar boy, now a Maz – a mature member of the society – may get married.
At every ceremony around two hundred members of the Hamar (also spelt Hamer) participate in this life-changing event.

Children at IDP camp, Durumi , Abuja using the vehicle as their personal mirror … Picture credit – Haye Okoh

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Thought he had sworn not to complete it.....He wants Agulu people to vote for him come Nov. 18.

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“Honey, the air conditioners aren’t responding?”
“Yes, you told me that some two hours ago.”
“I mean the whole house is stuffy. Can’t you get that?”



“That’s alright; I’m sending the company’s engineer to work on them immediately.”
“Please do. Thanks honey.”
“You’re welcome, my love.”



In less than thirty minutes time, I heard a Siena screeched to a stop in the compound as the gateman closed the gate. Hearing the sound of the doorbell, I rushed to open the door.
“Hello sir.” I said.
“Good day Madame, this is Mr. Kayode from Ray and Sons Ltd.”
“Oh, the engineer from my husband’s company?”
“Yes ma’am. I’m here to work on your fanning systems.”



“Air conditioners please.”
“Yes ma’am.” I was almost blushing when the lanky ebony-brown complexioned man addressed a young woman like me, ‘ma’am.
He looked far older than me, if not older than even my husband.




“You’re going to work on the air conditioners of the whole house, beginning with the sitting room, then our bedroom and my husband’s study.”



“That’s ok ma’am.”
“If you can’t finish the remaining parts of the house today, you may have to come back another day.”



“No problem ma’am.” I felt like slapping him for calling me ‘ma’am’ like he was addressing
his mother but I felt he was only being as polite as possible.



“When you’re done for today, I’ll be in the backyard if you need me.” I smiled.



“That’s fine ma’am.” Addressing me ‘ma’am’ again, I was seriously getting pissed off but I decided to ignore his good manners.



Three hours later, while I was knitting my son’s cardigan, Mr. Kayode came.
“I’ve finished my work ma’am.”
“You mean you are done? You mean the whole house or what?”


“Yes ma’am. I’ve been on this job since the last fifteen years. It was no big deal checking all the fanning systems in the house.”
“That’s incredible!”


“I appreciate you ma’am.”
“Can I check them? Just to make sure they’re working well so I don’t need to call you back here again.” I didn’t want him to think I didn’t trust the work is done.
“Why not?” He agreed. Besides, he had no choice, I was his boss’ wife.


Moving from one part of the room to the next, I felt the cooling capacities of the fanning systems, as he called them. They started working so perfectly like they were newly bought systems.



“Thank you so much sir.” I was being polite to him. Besides, he’d been addressing me as ‘ma’am’ since he arrived.
“I’m always at you and your husband’s beck and call ma’am.”




Leading him out of my husband’s study, my feet hit the table just before the door and I fell down. I couldn’t hold the pain as I yelled as if he was the one that pushed me to the ground.
“Stop yelling ma’am.” He said as he held me up. I suddenly felt a tingling sensation all over my body and didn’t know when I started kissing him.




He was about to make a comment when I held his lips. From my husband’s study, we ended up in the bedroom.




Though the man was gangling, he treated so nicely and I felt like clinging to him forever. When he was leaving, it pained me that I may never see him again.



“Thank you for coming Mr. Kayode.”
“The pleasure is all mine.” He didn’t add ‘ma’am’ this time around and that made me happy. We were now on the same page.



“Would you like to have lunch before you go?”
I was trying as much as possible to keep this man here with me even for the few hours before my husband will be back from work.



“Maybe some other times dear, there are other official duties I have to attend to in the office.” His calling me dear made me even happier.
“That’s okay but you take care of yourself.”
“You too dear.” He winked at me.




As soon as he left, my husband called that he was coming home for lunch. It was unusual because he was such a workaholic who hardly spends time with me or our child.




“So to what do I owe this lunch?”
“I came actually to pick up an important file in preparation for my meeting with members of the company’s board of trustees this evening.”
“But when will all this stop?” I grumbled, hovering over him as he looked for the documents he came for.



“What? Where are you heading to?”
“Honey, it’s been like months since you had lunch with me na.”



“I see. What about all the money, properties and security I’ve provided for you and your
son? Do you think if I spend my time at home all the time, you would be driving that car?”
“Is it security and wealth that make a home?”
Haba, this man though that he could just leave a whole lot of me at home every morning before he left for work and that would somehow satisfy me? I am a woman, not a piece of metal. I feel, and I have cravings that I realized not only him could satisfy today.


“See, you are delaying me ooh. Just let me get what I came here for okay?” He kissed my cheeks as he grabbed a hold of the documents and then he left again. This has been the routine I have been trying to get used to ever since we had our first child.


Season 2 coming up soon!
just chill and relax.

I remain De Mr Freeman.
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TrapQueen77:


Eehhn..

This one no be rocket science

Did I hear you say Rocket science?....that's if that word exists. Just admit it okay?

achi4u:
Hey Freeman, what are you talking about?
No onisha pic in this thread.

Note :All pictures here are 10000% Ebonyi state.
Most of the pictures here my and spyer80 pic during Elechi's tenure.

Kudos to the Op

Are you sure or damn sure? Am sure you don't know what u are saying...bring it on ask other people that are familiar with that & thank me later.

seems am the only that had noticed such.

achi4u:
Hey Freeman, what are you talking about?
No onisha pic in this thread.

Note :All pictures here are 10000% Ebonyi state.
Most of the pictures here my and spyer80 pic during Elechi's tenure.

Kudos to the Op

you don't know what are talking about....bring it on ask other people that are familiar with that & thank me later.

seems am the only that had noticed such.

Even at such tender age, this little man is already attracted to things that are bigger than him[center]Even at such tender age, this little man is already attracted to things that are bigger than him[/center]Even at such tender age, this little man is already attracted to things that are bigger than him

TrapQueen77:




Hahahhahaha...i cant stop laughing

May i ask u Mr. REDBEAN, is ur meat working everyday? too much of everything is not healthy as well oo..i wud prefer once a wk, juz to keep the ignition goin

I like necking n petting too..

Haaaaa sweerie, have noticed that sweet topics of this nature entices you very much.

Poster ....the 9th picture is Onitsha close to main market. wonder what it's doing in your abakaliki. Mind you.

that must be tough....rip

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Maheeda and Afrocandy can now have a seat, there is a new slay queen in town, her name is Ifeoma based in Houston, Texas and she is turning heads left, right and center all over instagram, wonder why she is getting famous? Well look no further, all the reasons are below, wish Ifeoma all the luck in her career

Peter Okoye of Psquare offered to sponsor the wedding of Donjazzy and Linda Ikeji if they make it happen, someone has made them a pre-wedding photo!