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this is not a low budget asss moda fucckking native doctor

Criis:
With all the 'money' he has, see how haggard, tattered, miserable and rough he looks. Something doesn't add up, it never does.

I just pity the fools that will rush to him.

you dey feel say na money dey make person look smooth and fat

why snoop dog and Angelina jolly nor fat

even why gal gadot( the girl when act bat man and super man: dawn of justice, keeping up with the Jones, wonder woman, justice league, ) nor fat


see my guy some people are just born slim and rough
no matter the amount they have

the only one have seen was my friend running a part-time in computer science and a full time in petroleum engineering concurrently at university of Benin.

the one am doing now is a Uniben a security job and a part time course in computer science simultaneously
but am planning to write jamb and if they give me admission in any other course then i will seek for permanent night duty on the security job. with that I can run the security job, computer science in part time and the full time course at the same time

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Dissolve anything dissolvable
Fayose for president
Bruce for vice

No room for Apc failure! Bunch of ineffective buffons

Observing Nigeria from Benin City.

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Some girls are too beautiful that you begin to feel they are cartoon

She is beautiful
The woman that I have a thing for now is gal gadot.
I just can't get enough of that lady. Not that she is too beautiful but I just love her for no reason

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May God grant them the strength to lead their respective state to greatness.

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Since the inception of this present administration we have lost gallant soldiers and we are still losing more to boko -haram
We didn't lose such in the previous administration despite the allegations from everywhere that money for arms were diverted.
The worse part of it is the fact that the arms bought by previous administration are being used by this present government to fight insurgency and our media are silent about this development. No media house dare to report the killing of our men by boko Boys Anymore.

This is the problem in naija
We worship rich quys but we don't question their source of wealth
And the worse part of it is That this man don't pay tax for the fleet of cars he Has.
Try this in London your tax money Will be bigger than your wealth.

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Good old days
When men were boys

chiscodedon:
To hell with u calling me son..wtf...am yet to be disappointed though, cuz I don't expect anything good either from you..what law are you talking about? there are millions of laws both scientific laws,religious law and so on...Mr Poo I mustn't know all laws,so you that knows which of the laws in quote ? When Presidency released the buhari audio voice what was it tagged? why is it that osibanjo can't be addressed as President instead acting...? who's taking the medical bill of buhari? which normal person on earth would say that buhari audio message was addressed as an individual not as president... does that make u sound in ur reasoning... because u are so bend on supporting him blindly even when he poos you start packing it eating because is buhari. anyways am not surprised, you just exposed your poor reasoning trying to cover ones choice of language address whose many intellectuals have come out to criticise.

You are too confused and ignorant
First am an ardent supporter of pdp
Second I didn't vote for buhari. I voted for Jonathan
Third. Still I won't vote for buhari in next election.
With this now you know that am not a buhari fan.
But that doesn't mean my sense of judgement is not intact
Am not a northern or yoruba
Am a Bini

chiscodedon:
And you think you just made sense ryt That your reason why buhari had to address Nigeria in housa language just mdebyou the dumbest graduate Nigeria ever produced. moreover you can't be a graduate, your sense of reasoning is 0%..I apologise on behalf of the guy arguing with you on buhari choice of language.. just made a fool of himself arguing with u

You know nothing son
Go and read your books
You don't even know what the law says.

And you call this one magic?
There is nothing magical in this act. It is called trick.
Don't be fooled
All these have to do with smartness. The people who do these kind of stuff and other trick are very smart.
It is a skillful and cunning act just to deceive and create an illusion.

The problem in this country Is that both the literate and illiterate still think the same despite the number of years in university.
This is how a graduate was accusing buhari of sending message in Hausa dialect.
I took time to explain to him there is nothing wrong in that. Because right now buhari is not in his official capacity. So he can communicate with any dialect even with bini dialect
Imagine calling this magic!! !
Na wa o

We don't expand our horizon and think beyond the box
When I also place a sugar in kerosene and the sugar refuse to dissolve then you will also scream it is magic

I forgot who I was and I lost myself

A big shout out to all the obas in Nigeria especially to the most feared and respected of them all His Royal Majesty Omo n'Oba n'Edo Uku Akpolokpolo Erediauwa II Ewuare 11 ne ogidigan
This oba his the only oba that will never pay you a visit and all other Obas will be the one to pay him a visit .
This oba no dey tolerate nonsense. He immediately put an end to agbero and those chairmen and their community development association business that they use to extord money from people
Imagine obas for Nigeria dey enjoy o
Ten million na im government dey give every oba In Nigeria each month
To become oba just dey hungry me
Oba gha to okpere! Ise!

KingGBsky:
You see the way you are giving people false information. The price for govt busses is #100 and not #40 Oga. right now its almost thesame thing as private busses.

Am in Benin City
That man is talking about when you are coming back.to and fro
Take for example if you are going to eyean(aduwawa) from ring road it is 80 naira for card and 100 naira without Card. But if you are coming back from eyean to ring road it will now be 40 naira with card and 50 naira without Card
Must he explain everything before you guys understand

Weather them like it or not I still enjoy using my Vaseline to rub and soda to baff Or sometimes I use the common baby oil lotion especially if any Woman newly give birth For our family.

No time to dey spend money for all those many many cream
The truth be say just eat better food your skin will shine without cream.

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am not surprised about Arab nation making the list.
those Arab nation can read from the left not to talk of common left driving

anyway am still waiting for the shocker if not I will not leave this thread

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the association of federal staff Benin branch. uniben to be precise, of which am a member miss you so much jonathan.
we recall how there were massive employment in uniben during your tenure. I was employed during your administration.
there was no delay in the payment of salaries and every other allowance. in fact we were receiving salary on 22nd of every month. I was like a yahoo boy then using money.
but now we are suffering under Buhari. no employment since buhari assume office. our salary has been reduced despite the increase in the price of goods
our overtime and shifting allowance is a thing of the past. our hazard allowance is gone.
the yearly Xmas rice is pending. we are not sure if we will receive that one this year.
sir please come back or else I will embark on a journey to Italy through Libya to find a better life.