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love twins though but the identical(monozygotic) ones is what i love most where the ovaries produce one egg during ovulation and got split into two. the dyzygotic(fracternal) is also cool
although i have this feeling that my future wife will give birth to twin because my mummy immediate brother are twins. anyway nor be by that one sha. so wherever you are my future wife i will definitely find you.

oshiomholes own will be revealed soon.
we are waiting for ize iyamu to assume office as governor so that investigation and probe will commmence.
oshiothief will not go unpunished.

What cultural practices have you heard of or witnessed that shocked you?
Check this out: A village known as Toraja in Indonesia practices what many will term 'the most bizarre' ritual ever as villagers every three years dig up the corpses of loved ones and give them make overs in an event called the 'Ceremony of Cleaning Corpses'.
As part of the zombie ceremony, even the skeletons of children are exhumed, damaged coffins are fixed or replaced before the mummies are walked around the area by following a path of straight lines during the ritual.
Herman Tandi, 32 dug up the skeletons of his grand parents Jesaya Tandibua and Yakolina Namanda, brushed their hair and wore them wedding suits.
In another part of the village, another family dug up the skeleton of their relative, an army veteran that's been buried for ten years, and then dressed him in army uniform for the ceremony also known as Ma’nene ritual before taking 'family' pictures with him.
Another man's skeleton, Paul Sampe Lumba, who has been dead for seven years, was given glasses, a tie and a striped blazer so he could look good in the family photo while Ne’Tampo, dead for 30 years receives his own make over .
The villagers have an ancient belief that a person’s spirit must return to their place of origin so the more they go to the morgue, the better.

you merge with pdp or not.
we in edo state have decided to vote for ize iyamu. ize iyamu is our governor. if inec like make them postpone am to 2025. na pdp and ize iyamu we need. am a bini.
EDO DECIDES.
WILL HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF, NO！
1897 IT WAS OBASEKI AND PHILIP JAMES THAT INVADED BENIN CITY IN A COUP TO OVERTHROW OBA AND CANCEL OBASHIP FROM THE KINGDOM. 119 YEARS TODAY THE GRAND CHILD OF THE TRADITIONAL COUP PLOTTER, OBASEKI AND ANOTHER PHILIP SHUAIBU IS PLANNING TO INVADE THE KINGDOM AND POSSIBLE RELEGATE THE OBA OF BENIN UNDER THE HAUSA AND YORUBA TITLE HOLDERS.
The drama that took place hours back about election posponement was carefully crafted and drafted to undermine and disregard the BENIN CUSTOMS AND TRADITION.
The election was pospone to a period when Edo People will be coronating their new OBA, a celeberation that normally takes 21 days to celeberate and also to perform some spiritual rites.
It is a period when the Sons and Daughters of Edo Kingdom takes a break in their place of work in honor of this ceremony that do take place once in a bluemoon.
Edo shine ur eye. Remember in 1897 it was Obaseki and James philip that invaded the Benin Empire to dethrome our most darling King Oba Ovonramen N'ogbaisi.
Emperor Oshiomole has brought back same combination of Obaseki and Philip again AWUAH- God forbid. This cannot be a coincidence that after 119yrs of the first Agho Obaseki and Captain James philip invaded the Benin kingdom, another Obaseki and Philip again. Ivbiedo nuzomo wakpa-egbe oooooo.- Edo People Shoukd rise up and not allow history repeat itself. Edo Prince Edun Akenzua, direct younger brother of Oba Erediauwa our beloved father have spoken, " Oshiomole have no right to choose who will rule the Binis". The Binis will ensure history does not repeat itself. Long May You Live Our His Royal Highness, Crown Prince Eheneden Erediauwa,
Rebroadcast to every Bini you know. the binis need ize iyamu

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na condom sure for this kind parade if not person dick fit start to dey change colour.
have not been to a brothel before. to me i don't see any reason for that because the way when fucking mate take full area na ehnn.

all what i can wish the mistress is the law of karma

mrvitalis:
Enough of this 18000 minimum wage... Who earns that in the fedral or State services That's level 1 step 1 no body earns that am sure of that.. . Even a ssc holder in government earns over 40k...
That's over 480k per month.. If u foolishly think u can get married to a house wife with this... why should u disturb someone??
With 480k per year anyone will survive.. .
We are just too bad in these country... What's concerns dollar and garri?? Meat?? Even fish that is imported didn't increase much in price Compared to garri....

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mrvitalis:
Enough of this 18000 minimum wage... Who earns that in the fedral or State services That's level 1 step 1 no body earns that am sure of that.. . Even a ssc holder in government earns over 40k...
That's over 480k per month.. If u foolishly think u can get married to a house wife with this... why should u disturb someone??
With 480k per year anyone will survive.. .
We are just too bad in these country... What's concerns dollar and garri?? Meat?? Even fish that is imported didn't increase much in price Compared to garri....

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you just come on line to type nonsense. you are not educated at all. i work with uniben and uniben is fedral. am at bursary department. we prepare the payslip of workers. level 3 step 2 salary is 23000 naira. since buhari assumed office there is nothing like employment in uniben. level 7 usually take home 97000 during past administration but this present administration. level 7 take home 86000. people are leaving federal job. the only benefit about federal job is that no body threatens you with sack letter especially when your appointment have been regularized, you get promoted easily and the salary never stops. jonathan do pay on the 22 of everymonth and buhari own comes on 26. please i just hate you for this comment. did you post this comment out of ignorance or just stupidity. God help your soul

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sometimes i do not understand life. may be we were born to die. or death is life in disguise.
for everyday we live we are subjected to more than one thousand way to die.
mama jude give me some bottles of satzenbrau, let me use this little money in my pocket now make i nor go die leave am
infact let me die as a satzenbrau because ojukwu died as a hero, michael jackson died as a star and nelson mandela died as a legend

am not surprised because these are apc state. same thing here in benin city. when it rains then okhoro junction and uselu park is a no go area in edo state and that oshio thief still claim water storm project was constructed to tackle flood. God knows that as for me and my house hold we will vote pastor eze-IYAMU.

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am in edo state. i live in Benin city. with what is going on in edo state i can assure you that buhari and oshiomhole are wasting their time.
pdp will win this election. pdp is not spending too much in campaigning but apc and oshiomhole are spending too much. they are afraid of pdp.
pastor osagie has won this election already. i just pity oshiomhole

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na we get am. na pdp get edo state

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people keep on shouting arab and maybe he is a sickler because of their look. if they were poor people will still say they are thin because of poverty.
some individuals are born thin.
if you see my younger brother you will think he is from pakistan because he looks like them. whereas my daddy and mummy are bini.

ok. have promised myself i will not be bothered about the hardship in naija not to talk of small zika virus. the suffer when buhari put us so nor pass zika viruse attack?
anyway, it is 7:37pm here in the ancient city of Benin. where the king is truely king i don't know about your location. e be like say 2500 naira dey my pocket. ok na make i stroll enter bet9ja store. play like 1000 naira virtual bet then buy 200 naira suya. chop 100 naira satana take miss egusi and ogbono soup then keep the rest for tomorrow because i nor know how he go be tomorrow. buhari nor go fit kill me. if i say make i start to dey run street police fit nab me even when maga never pay me. if i say make i enter italy through leg i fit die for libya river so make i dey play my gamble small small untill God remove buhari from office

that reminds me of one special night when zenith bank Bleep me up unto network problem with atm.
initially six thousand four hundred naira was with me that morning. so as a guy man na. me just enter bet9ja house begin play virtual bet. trying to get rich or lose all your money while trying. na so i begin play to the extend that i come even forget say i never eat. i play from morning till night. as my money finish i come borrow from my guy when the one i borrow finish my eye come clear then i come begin feel hunger sensation. as a sharp guy i trek go the nearest atm centre hoping say the small money when dey my account go let me withdraw then buy food eat for that night. as i slot in my zenith atm card. jeeeeeez. the response na unable to dispense cash. o boy my eye don dey red o. na im i rush go other atm na still the same thing. i come turn to mad man that night dey run from one atm centre of each bank. after hours of frustration before network come restore back. i come finally withdraw the seven thousand when dey the account. from that night i dey always remember the words of lilwayne and rick ross which says in life you prepare for the worst and pray for the best. as day break that night i run go open another account with wema bank. na multiple accounts with different bank win am for nigeria o. if them frustrate person sometimes ehhnnnn.

ok. that is it. though am a uniben staff i didn't attend the lecture at auditorium because i was very busy. i really missed that 2nd eminent lecture series delivered by soyinka. i got the email but too busy.

ok. sometimes kamar na badt guy. he dey act fast like the speed of light.
first law of kamar states that ‘‘ the evil men do live with them.
second law states that "the evil men do live after them"

ok. giving tertiary institution the free will to admit should be monitored by jamb. if not all students admitted will be friends and relatives of staffs of that institution. i know what am saying because am a staff at uniben. post ume would have been better because that gives the common man higher chances of gaining admission. before when your post ume screening score is high above 55. be hopeful you will get admission and when you score above 59 then start celebrating because you are in uniben already. uniben got no choice. the worse they can do is change your course. but now that post ume is no more. the masses are on their own. oyo.

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Am not surprised. Apc-amalgamation of political criminals. Or rather all promises cancelled
imagine the suffering in the land. A foreigner once said that the problem of nigeria is this youth. That nigerian youth lacks a good sense of reasoning. Now i begin to understant his statement
life is not always fair if not i see no reason we the reasonable youth who knows the hidden evil about apc and decided to vote for jonathan should be suffering along those zombies shouting sai buhari during the last election. Anyway i trust edo state my home. They know what to do this forth coming election!

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Ok. They think we the binis and the other good tribe in edo state can be deceived. Them fail
oshiomhole is going to jail.
As for me and my house hold we are voting for ize-iyamu.