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Isoright
Gone are those days when men were boys
Way back in 2003 when they both starred in "aki na ukwa" as aki and pawpaw

Man shall not despise the days of his little beginning

Steal one ballot box and get one bullet in return is the new electoral act promo

Dyt:
Why am I laughing?

Because you are thinking fire is now synonymous with INEC

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Money dey ball sha

I fuckkk up sha

The time when I dey spend for uniben take dey read old programming language when nor get head like Fortran and Pascal
I go for use am play ball o

God punish uniben

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beinstein:
It no longer fast charge since I updated mine.

Is like i have noticed it too

But not that slow sha
But not fast like before

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Dgreatestt:
Am tired of the whole election thing, I no do again.

If u are in ibadan, and wish to take the slot, holla me, I was given APO2,

I no do again abeg.

Nor worry
You nor need to advertise for the slot

Immediately na im the Eo or your spo go replace you shaperly

You think say na everybody when dey that rac centre the night them shortlist
Some are there just to wait for this kind of your position to fill up

paste007:
lol if they stop going to the gym, what will happen?

I guess you don't want to know

Don't start it if you can't finish

Better keep your body the way it is

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All these fitness guys always concentrating on the chest
And thier legs are left out to become thin like pencil
And the worse part of it is that these guys are actually suffering
Because they have to keep on going to gym. The day they will stop ehnnn.
They will hate themselves not to talk of people

I Once tried this shiit with some fitness tools in our house one day
Immediately I started eating like glutton and looking for liquid to drink

I just quickly stop.

Isoright

My love for slim girls knows no bounds!

They are just everything
They have this slim thigh that doesn't choke their vagina there preventing vagina odour

They can accommodate anything down there! They are very deep down
Any size at all

If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you

Nope technology is good

But Africans are cursed
And Nigerians are worse

Edo state have the highest number of cultists in Nigeria.

Most of the guys are rugged just like south Americans

But somehow they still manage to keep it cool

Even when you walk during day time along areas like ekosodin and upper
You go still hear some one will whisper like "how far show"

Once you hear such things
Just run o
If not everything when you get them go collect am

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Dem say dem go throw me punch
But I swear dem no reach oo
20 man shall fall that day if you cross my lane oo


All your man shall fall that day if you cross my lane…

Davido and his boys are afraid of wizkid

Obainoneandonly:
babaly,no time to waste time.......d primary purpose of puzzy is for fvcking

That is my niggarrr

Stillthebest:
Fond

Yes o

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Mzee1Kahuna:
trueTalk
but-u-meant2say-''FOND''-instead-of-''FUND''ba?

Yeah
I meant fond

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dkronicle:
One girl has been surprsing me these days walai. Guys if girl don like u, u no like banging pass am o.

Yes na

One engineering girl in uniben is banging me steadily
Just allow them be fond of you and play with them in all areas of life.
She will sneak in and use her hand to always place your dick inside her

Women and dickkk
The worse part of it is that they will be acting publicly as if they don't like it- maybe because of societal view sha


Once a girl is fond of you and reaches orgasm most times with you that means she is totally happy

Then She will sneak in and use her hand to always place your dick inside her
She will always tear you apart with sexual urge
She will always find her way to you to satisfy herself especially if she is really fond of you

dayleke:
The looks on the faces of some women in that first pinshure get as e be o

Women are always jealous of themselves!

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Doro55:
I'm not watching Chelsea match until Sari is sacked .

In justice Bieber's voice
" Is it two late now to say sarri"

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