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ShinqRambq:
Slaves in the 18's and still a slave,why would you get married to a slaver who will sue you for having two balls when you can get married to Amaka,submissive and well-chosen by mommy,who will worship you for having no balls at all,remember mommy knows best!

You no geh sense. At your age Mummy knows best

Someone should help me out pls, how much should be charged for teaching a jamb/waec class per lecture? Or in case of a part time in a secondary schl, how much should be charged per class.
Pls help me out, i need an idea so i won't shortchange myself Very urgent

Tpappie:
400 naira is too small. but check the standard of the school. the distance from your home to school. 400 naira for two classes is 800 per day for 3 days , makes it 2400 per week . and a month is about You will be earning about 9,600 monthly...

At least i feel it should be up to 1000 naira though i dont know the standard price for part time teaching..it is even Jamb and waec class.

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Stegomiah:
A popular pastor's son calling people fools for exercising their rights

Pastor's son should be groomed cos bis actions also reflects on the man of God

Someone who never really have to work for anything in his life... They call people fool

Shut up. You are the bigger fool from this senseless rant. Abi you voted APC?

DanielOc:
The Real CHANGE is Here......


People are wiser now....

When Buhari fails to win this forthcoming [2019] Election, no President, i repeat, no President will ever be graced with 2nd Tenure....

People got tired of Good man like Jonathan, he was voted out(6 yrs)..

Now people are tired of the Lifeless one, and about to be thrown out (4 yrs)...

After that, People would not have patience for, even, the 4 yrs anymore...

It'll be,

as soon as you Bleep-up,

IMPEACHMENT FOLLOWS.............

REVOLUTION LOADING 98%:::::...

We will vote out Buhari. But what was good about Jonathan?

PrecisionFx:
"" Luiz Ortiz 48 years old Can't u see how silly n false ur write up is ""

You are a foool. Did I say Luis Ortiz is 48? Is that what you read in my post?

PrecisionFx:
Luiz Ortiz 48 years old Can't u see how silly n false ur write up is

Shut up, you numb skull ideeot.. 48 or no 48, it is undeniable and undisputable fact right online, that is if you are sensible enough to find out, that most if not all of Wilder's opponent have been shit, he never fought any serious name, Wilder has no name, no class, no pedigree to be compared with AJ.
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The MOFO said he had 40 bouts undefeated yet his record of contenders is filled with pile of shit boxers. So many fools on here are comparing AJ and that classless Buffon called Wilder? You guys must be mad and very stupid. The idiot has no chance against AJ, no fucking chance. He wants to make the money of his career after 40 bouts with AJ before he retires from a boring career of fighting hens.
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AJ is the hot cake of the highest class despite fighting less number of opponents. AJ has fought better opponent he will never man up to fight in his life. He knows he will lose, he has nothing to lose, but he's certain he will smile to the bank. After all, he knows it will be a great honour for him if the legendary AJ, as we know he's right on the track to becoming a boxing legend, appears on his record filled with cow contenders to be his only few defeats.
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Wilder is only there for the money! If he wanted name, he wouldn't have to clock over 40 bouts before looking for a real good/decent name to fight. check is record if you think if you think I'm lying. Someone that can't even fill up a 20000 thousand stadium after his poo record of 40 bouts, and you want to compare with AJ that will fill Wembley stadium any day? You guys are mad.

Congratulations. I just want you to know its not as easy as for some people. You could afford 100k for transport alone in 3 months, I bet you, you are in another class of unemployed persons. Many cant even feed, many cant boast of 10k in the last 3 months. But then, you are one of the most privileged unemployed. Congrat for your doggedness anyway

God2man:
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

A major upset has just happened in football history, the giant of the round leather game, Brazil , is out of the world cup 2018 tournament.

How? Why?

The answer is not far fetched because a better team with a sound technical background, Belgium came up with a unique strategy to bring the giant down.

You may say the Brazilians were robbed for not awarding them at least one penalty. Well, I guess viewers watched the last March against Mexico when Neymar was rolling and screaming on the floor holding his legs outside the touch line. They believed that Neymar was acting.

Today, the referee just looked away even though he was crying for penalty. Apparently, Neymar got punished today. Only God knows. No penalty today.

Belgians took their well planned chances today before the Brazilians realised that they are playing against a strong side

Williams was pull out for the Liverpool man but the Liverpool man could not convert open chances to a goal.

I was surprised when Lukaku was replaced, it was another strategy by the Belgian team to waste time. Lukaku got blocked two or three times so they used another game plan by replacing him and cool down the game.

Hazard understood the idea of time wasting and he used very well.

Costa ought to have started the game, he terrorised the Belgian defence but it was too late, although a goal was scored by Augustino

Today marked the end of Brazil while I congratulate the Belgium team for a job well done.

Shut up. Is Brazil better than Belgium if you look at the individual players in each team ? Whats the surprise ? Thesame Brazil was thrashed 7:0 in last worldcup knockout stage. Whats special about the current brazil..mtcheww

mvem:
Why was a penalty not given on a foul on Jesus by Kompany...am still scratching my head, that looked very obvious

You be olodo...how is that a penalty

Austindark:
Well is over
Belgium won 2:1

Although Brazil was denied a clear penalty
So much irregularities in this world cup despite VAR

You no sabi ball...which clear penalty

OboOlora, ani je ki n ma do e se. Emi ki n se idiot. If you see me, I'm sure you cant call me that. Obo e ma dun gan.

OboOlora:
This guy isn’t human, he’s the real Abami Eda!!!!

Messi’s fan right now...

OboOlora, Joo je ki n ma do e. Mo LOko oloyin. Mi o ti niyawo. OboOlora ni mo n wa

Ndonu101:
So you can’t make a point without insulting others?

I can't in annoying cases. How can you watch Super eagles games from the qualifier to Worldcup friendlies and conclude Iwobi should be on bench, that his time will come. Just how ? Which mumu musa, Musa that couldnt play a complete 90 minutes game with applause at Leicester. Musa that run with the ball like a blind man...pace without sense or finishing. Iwobi should be our 8 or 10

Ndonu101:
Ozil plays for Germany where they control games and possess the ball for extended periods

Nigeria will not outpass most teams so we need all our players awake to their defensive duties

Musa gives more to our style of play than Iwobi. Musa brings pace energy and ability to shoot and score. Plus he is also willing to mark the ball

Iwobi’s time will come, he is still a daddy boy who lacks the will to win!

If Etebo, Musa, Ebuehi and Ndidi do not start then forget our chances against Croatia

You no get sense, mumu. Iwobi's time will come ?.... Bunch of mediocre you are. Look at winning teams, dont you see 20 21, 22 year old ? You prefer old recycled tired player ?
Ode. Iwobi is one of our best player in this tournament, if we fail to deploy him well, it will be to our risk. iwobis time will come when hes 40...typical naija mentality not believing in their vibrant youth. Mbappe, Rachford, Dembele, et al, will be playing active role in their country, Mario gotze scored 2014 world cup winning goal, he was just 22 or less. Ode

KEVIND:
don't mind him. not everyone is corrupt in attitude.

who the fvcking fvck are you

UyaiIncomparabl:
May God help you in your quest.

You finally gave up on me ba ?

UyaiIncomparabl:
What you wholly need is LOVE. You lack it. Please do not ever opt for an open marriage. Do not suffer another woman pains for your selfish desires. Have you been hurt in the past, maybe?
Just a little re-assurance, nurture, excess care, and LOVE again will reset your brain to its original state. Are you close to God?
Please pray to him to lead you to the right woman. That should be your force. Imagine that all men are like you, the world will not be a good place to live in.

Please, I implore you, give LOVE a chance.

Its not about being hurt or not, that's the reality i choose to have because it's the most plausible. Love and sex are both overrated. Life is not 1+1...or following of one rigid rules. Life is flexible and anything is possible. I am a very balanced and considerate individual, i just happen to be more logical in my thinking. So, i do not intend to hurt anybody by my life's philosophy, I don't play to hurt my wife because as long as she does not know, and i play my own role, plus showing her love and care, all will be well. It will be my secret life. And it is my life, I believe she will definitely has her secret life too. And as such, i'm ready for whatever consequence that follows if she gets to know. This is as far as i can be honest with myself and sexual nature. I wont deny it of legitimate fun, when its safe and mutual.

@smellinganus, I can relate with most of the things you wrote up there, they make bunch of sense, they are stuff you get to know through experience and observation. It is just the way it is, it is life.

SmellingAnus:
lol... No wonder some men in their old age still get married to a young girl in her early twenties just for the man to live longer instead of die in frustration that could be caused by many things... By the way go through my diary, you will like it...

https://www.nairaland.com/4189254/words-wisdom-experience-surely-need

Alright

They are even about to fvck o.....chai..these guys are gay o

SmellingAnus:
one of my married friends says no one can stop him from cheating... Another of my married friend that says he wants to be faithful to his wife recently showed me a girl he seriously feels like fuc.king.... The girl is even single and even giving him green light...

I just like your honesty about life... I don't plan to cheat but the reality is that even many married women cheat on their husbands in present day Nigeria... It's more difficult for both husbands and wives to be faithful to each other currently...

Thank you my brother for understanding. I dont believe fighting the battle of being faithful with constant temptation and on a platter of gold pvssy, for 20, 30 or 40 years is worth it....its unreasonable and unrealistic. We just have to be honest.
For instance, at a point, our wives will get old like from 50 or 55 above, their beauty and skin will shrivel, their boobs will fall, their ass crumple with a lot of contours, meanwhile, a man will still be sexually virile and agile, so it means we only have to fvck that sexually expired wife even when young gals are there looking to fvck us ? Thats insane to me. it unrealisitic. There are women, after 50, they enter menopause, with low sexual urge, some cant even get enough lubrication from their pvssy, so u mean because i'm married i should now suffer sexual frustration in silence from a sexually expired woman ?
If God really wanted a man to fvck only one woman in marriage/monogamy, then he would have made the sexuall appeal of such women not to reduce, in comparison to men, who are still sexual stud till their 70 or more. We should stop deceiving ourselves and lets think.

Brugo:
Knock yourself out. Just don't infect the missus.

sure. i wont be reckless. i will do it when need be,or when circumstances permit it

Is police doing recruitment

nowpresence:
May your wish come true. And may God allows give a cheating pathner. like always attract like.
Wish you well bro

No. P

germainediva:
How can you fvck one guy for 30,40,50yrs
Nt easy....one gets tired....at least once in a while we all need variety....It's too boring abeg...I don't blame anyone...just don't get caught....be discreet.

i love you my dear. Its someone like you i plan to marry...not some hypocritic prostitutes forming holy

joshnes:
the answer to you question is in my previous post you just quoted. You are admitting to us, admit to your wife then you'll be a real free spirit. Don't take this mindset into marriage, it will never end well. I'm just concerned for you.

I can admit to my wife if she wouldnt give a fvck...but where is that woman that wont give a Bleep...some women even cheats and yet they are the worst trouble maker if they ever suspect their husband

UyaiIncomparabl:
You need deliverance, and yet you know not!

What you seek is a open marriage. May God never allow me meet a nuisance like you. Spits! You nauseate me.

Maybe a deliverance though, and maybe a good woman will change my mind, just maybe, maybe love...But until then, i have to be honest to myself.
. Another point , you look like a fine gal, its even people like you, with innocent look i plan to marry...If you meet me, you can never never know my mind...infact i'm too good to be true...and quite handsome more than your beautifu. So ur words dnt count

BoyHuncho:
Truth is some people have more control over their dicks than others.

Ogbeni....stop deceiving yourself. It is the society and religion that is teaching us to control for some effect of indiscriminate sex. Nobody can control natural urge to fvck lets stop deceiving yourself before sex disgrace us.

You can control yourself when you dont have enough means or right condition to fvck.....

joshnes:
so you're basing your marriage on other people's marriages? and you call yourself freespirited? A free spirit will normally set a different path for himself no matter the cost. Cheating is a reality no doubt, trust me I know, but so is faithfulness too. And if not cheating makes me a hypocrite I'd love to be the biggest hypocrite ever. Women are naturally jealous and suspicious. For you to cheat with reckless abandon as you implied here without your wife suspecting, she is either really dumb or just tired of the marriage already. You can't cheat for 20, 30, 50 or 60 years and a woman won't know. Just change your mindset, faithfulness is possible.

Freespirit is doing what you want to do without looking at anyones standard....Those people will never admit it...but i am admitting now, even before marriage cos i know its not realistic to Bleep one pvssy for 20, 30 or 50 years....Cam you do that ?