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optional1:
abeg who jollof epp were i dey find big cassava.....

Tekno forget the jollof nd give me the big cassava.

common shut up...na people like you no dey gree person do doggy...na...e dey pain me , e dey touch my womb u go dey hear...

Hmm too bad....Why do blacks love treating themselves like poo.....Black race...smh

When I read stuffs like this, it makes me wonder if there's anything called sin in the first place..... Cosvwe make things taboo a lot of times....though am not saying its good...I'm just wondering, who knows our sexuality might not even be different from the way animals play it out.

To that mod that loves advertising MMM on front page, your food is ready.....Oya come and push it to your front page dinning table

faith551:
Jesu !! bro's you've got no chills at all.
Atleast you should know it was a mistake from her use of words

Hey...we don't call it mistake..we call it 'gbangaun'....na play o....na too much oversabi cause this one

And so?.........religious zombies....so it means he's a God?...abi he's righteous? abi he's in heaven?.......mtchww....

Your new bae must be naturally nice or she just read about giving guys the green light when she wants to be approached.....I appreciate those gals esp. if she's cute

optional1:
now i know u are trans-g






thank you my baby boo wee do all i want.

Imagine this single gal talking of baby boo....boo kor malu ni

I hate reading this kind of childish thread....go and cut your dick now.....U don't say a girl is a virgin until u deflower her with your prick.......Gal messing u up

Berbierklaus:
As in ehn,the heartbreak go do her like film trick.
Na their type dey commit suicide
I just look at ladies that are all over a man like this and shake my head,not cause I have a bad experience or hating,but I see they don't know what the world of men really is.

if only all these monkey in the shadow style works a lot of married women will be very happy.

lols.....u don wise up

Abeg which outfit are we putting on........cos some outfit will just kill the morale and fun of the party..lets try and look sexy and fun.....and for the ladies....we need to see those endowments and blessings on display pls... this is very germane for the fun and success of the party. thank you all

I don't pray for your heartbreak....cos it will be a disaster
That moment you have a loyal and paying pvssy to smash anytime....

Lie don finish some bloggers sha......no evidence , nothing nothing to show u saw bobrisky, u went to snap your car saying he's hidden inside....are u so stupid...?..where is the news here??......

Alondra:
What do you talk about?l, How attractive is your manner of communication? Do you know what interests your audience? How do you interest your audience? How much do you know about your audience?. Communication is no gender thing either, I've met some boring guys but I learnt to deal with them.. You should do the same

So I have to take a course in mass communication before chatting with a naija gal?..mtchwwee.....

Where is your breast?........

Firstlieutenant:
The same way ya own smells, when u chook fingers commot

Epic....Trappqueen must be weak by now

This struggle for traffic to blogs has brought nothing to be desired.

This is so unfair...who interviewed this so called witch and heard her say she's a witch....Bloggers can never enter heaven.....

LeStylo:
Where was this happen?

Abeg , which kine English be this?... Haaa

Some guys are brainless.....if a couple of ladies can be speechless, having nothing to say, what crap should a guy say about this matter again.......Other than she's a chronic cheat!....Ashewo oshi...

God!.....and this was the area where I served....God have mercy , deliver us from these animals

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]Gosh dang this is interesting .

Look how disproportionate their breast is 2 the rest of their body [/color]

We understand, keep 'jealousing'.....imagine ...u are "jealousing" a doll

Now she's promoting intimate gadget, don't be surprised many ladies who never thought of it will give it a try.......especially all this fake nairaland gals

I am not understanding... how come I have never been friend to any of these nudist on facebook? where den dey? one should add me abeg

Kondomondo:
Hmm I for rush go collect buratanshi

Are you this sex starved? Ha

Shebi na your money....congrat though

How to be safe from kidnapping as the trend is on the rise.

Please note, it's good to have a sense of security and safety.

1. Never use car stickers that says where you work, especially if you have a prestigious job, don't let show off kill you.

2. Avoid making your financial status public, don't be the one that jumps to front of church to make donations or the one pastor raves about.

3. When you attend parties, don't let the band get you so high that you start spraying money like no man's business, use an envelope.

4. Don't be the one that tries to empty the ATM machine by making large withdrawals ...You don't need 50k in your wallet to feel like a man.

5. Always delete your bank transaction notifications, especially SMS...you really can memorize your bank balance....Shred ur POS/ATM receipts.

6. Don't go jogging while it's dark, you really should be smarter than that. If you can, get someone trusted as company.

7. Always lock your doors, even if you're only going out to switch off your generator.

8. NEVER EVER, NEVER EVER WEAR YOUR ID outside your work place. No one needs to know you work with Union Bank, don't be stupid.

9. Be accountable to your spouse or parents, let someone know where you are at every point, don't branch to Oworo when u should in Ikeja.

10. As much as you can avoid it, don't send kids on errand outside your house, they are soft targets.

11. Don't try to form richest dude in the neigbourhood by making large donations in your estate meetings, learn modesty.

12. When you give, give with modesty and privately, learn to say "I can't spare that amount now". Stop doing Baba Olowo for the boys dem.

13. Make safety the number one factor in your decision making this holiday, God will keep and protect you as you also apply discretion.
Forwarded as received please.(copied from a broadcast).

Preca:
me ke.....no oooo

ki lo wanbe.......is nothing to fvck and get paid....

escapefromusa:
If you see wetin Arab guys , dey carry them do eeh..

Ehn Ehn...yarn me the tori....I know know

In adekunle golds voice: e ba mi wa omo o. mo fe love o... mo fe love o....i want to love o

This man can lie sha......Even if you remove 'spended' and replace it with expended in the sentence, my brother and sister does it still make any sense??.......Smh for u