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Abbey2sam: guy you dirty o..............tar

Lol... Well, ehn!!! Nor vex nah... Nor be peeson fault. Anyways nor worry, i don repent. I've giving my life to christ. No more dirts , but na NL here mouth plentiful sha...

IrishKez: Good resolution!
You may never know how we're wired until you leave your comfort zone and go check out. Mind you it's not always a pleasant experience but each mistake is a great eye opener of its own.

Best wishes sir!

You nailed it... Ama go get experience. Thanks alot.

rightflank: Catchy title, lol.

The title is nice in itself... But love it!!! Huh Remember i ain't expecting and erosion date part2, inshort the part isn't something to even expect or think about, esp with thesame lady partone happened with. Haba!!! She go ask if them sware for you, or perhaps juju for your father vallage they pursue you
Thanks for the title anyway, when you have such experience that can be a veery good title for your movie or thread... Just keep it in mind till then
Godbless the Federal republic of Nigeria

Op for writing this, you are a maga at Management level

seyejohn94: lwfmh

Like seriously

iamakbar: where u Bleep up b say u no use d situation to ur advantage... as u don see say erosion dey, U go just offer say mAke u carry her through d water sake of say u kno wan make she dirty. dat 1 fit blow her mind cos ladies too like Chivalry.

Mhen... Me and that babe would have fallen, and that would be worse. We could barely walk past the erosion, not talking of me carrying her... It would have been a story that touches the liver... Anyway what is d diff sef... Finally we still fell!!! Mthceeews... Smh*

IrishKez: It would seem you're a pessimist or you lack self esteem.(insult not intended).
Any reasonable girl would make a joke out of the experience when it's all over, and that is what she just did. Stop making hasty conclusion about her mind and stand up and go show her some love and care now that she'll appreciate it.
She knew you were not the cause so carry on until you meet with brick wall and that is when you can rightly conclud she doesn't want you again.

Hmmmm... Well i think being a pessimist gives room for allowances incase the worse scenario happens. It makes you not caught up with delusion. Anyway i would heed to your advice. I think i should be positive as you said and give it a shot. Not really someone that understands how girls are wired hence may not know how they operate so pardon my plenty observations, they may not all be right!!!

neacky: hmmmm.... all is well even in d well God Want both of u to do water baptizim

How many times is baptism done again I thought its just once Atleast, it would have been a clean swimming pool baptism

IrishKez: Sorry for your experience

How was she sounding as you call her?
At least that would determine whether you'll have another date or not

When i called, the funny thing was she was just laughing as she answered me. Dont know if the laughter was for fun, or anger or Expected this moody or cold response afterall her phone is bad already!!!

Dayhorla: I've been trying to say no but u know habit is difficult to break

Don't worry, i understand. Really difficult to break. I will take you to one aladura pastor friend of mine. After the koboko deliverance, trust me, that habit you see now, you shall see them nomore!!!

1one: LoL.. Amen brother.

The spirit of NL goes with you











































The good spirits of NL

Ofcourse... It had better be the good spirit... Inshort no sef i don't want any NL spirit... All those principality and powers so...

Dayhorla: And ave always told u to stop buyin it for me but u won't listen

So if i buy it for you, dont you have the will power to say no Atleast ask for vita milk, it will add to ur health, but no, You just take everything that comes your way... Hian!!! You need flogging

Dayhorla: when you said she fell into the mud I thought u were going to say the mud washed away the makeup on her face and didn't recognise her anymore

Lol!!! What is highing you this cool evening? How can i not recognize someone i took on a date no matter how the rain fell I've always told you, stop taking kparanga you will say no, look at the aftermath of it now...smh*

Niceeey.... Wait like seriously This pictures looks like computer wallpapers to me. Hmmm!!!

That cake looks photoshoped or Corel-Drawed!!!

Driven: Oopps!

Okay, you know what? Offer to take it for repairs for her. No, take it for repairs for her, dont let her say 'no'. If she isnt comfortable with giving you the phone, go along with her to do it, and pls do pay for it.

Sorry!

I believe though that all things being equal, you guys will get to bond and laugh over this sometime.

I'll do that... Thanks alot. Atleast this is encouraging.

lawrenceunaa: disgusting instead of you to modify ur post remove the part of jumping into the bed, you boldy posted a comment of you bathing with the rain that fell on you. I pity that your foam u call bed if na living thing e be e 4 accept to die of generator fume than ........ L:DL

Don't blame me too much... I and my foam love ourselves so we don't complain... We always understand each other
Plus: than what What are u insinuating? That generator fume is, u better not!!!

Daronyk: Things don't really happen like they should, sorry for the ironic awesome date

Lol... Thanks. You so ironic!!!

destante: Honestly this is one funny story. To be sincere with you, if the girl doesn't like you, she would forever hate that experience. But if she has a thing for you, regardless of the mess you both went through, she would always laugh at the thought of it.

Thanks... Though thats kinda frightening (the thought of hating) and encouraging too. Its a memorable experience to me though... I hope she takes the other option of smiling when she remembers...

Driven: Though you didnt have control of what happened, just make sure you give her a call, ask if she was injured, etc. Maybe apologize even (I know, I know you didnt cause the flood, but you want a 2nd date, dont you?).

If you find out though that she was injured or her phone gets bad as a result of the erosion, you may need to take some time before asking her out on a 2nd date.

I need that second date badly... Called and she said the phone didnt come on again!!!

1one: You know there's such a thing as the right atmosphere that's best fitting for any given situation.. MONDAY is not the best fitting day for a date (as far as I'm concerned). Monday is the beginning of the working week, a lot of sublime tension is in the atmosphere.. I don't want to go deeper into this to avoid making my already long post... longer


Romans 11:16(KJV/NKJV)

I don't know how deep of a Christian you are though, and I'm not claiming to be any better or deeper a Christian than you are, but I just infered from that verse that atimes, the way a first scenario pans out kinda determines the fate of other such scenarios within a given event.... Now the key here is "atimes" .. So don't get me wrong.

If your first date could go soooo bad... It might mean that you would likely not get any better date with this woman which consequentially means she's not the one for you.

On the flip side, it could mean she's just the one for you and maybe it was just a stroke of unfavourable happestance that made that first date suck so much.


So the choice is yours man

Thanks boss... I get you clearly. Its a plus or minus situation and by the way i love this lady with my heart, so trusting God its a plus situation. Inshort, let me go and pray. I need God to pls make her his will for me.

1one: Please who fixes a date on [color=#000000]MONDAY[/color]


Ahhh Ahhh... Op oga fun yin ooo.

Monday is a bad day to fix a date.. Moreso by that time.. Anyways sorry sha... You know what the Bible says... "If the first is holy..."

It may just be that she's not the one for you.... Remember I said "MAYBE".

Sorry 1one, what is the right day to fix a date I really don't know. Plus where is that in the bible How do you judge the one for you Is it by the way your first date went Abeg answer oooooh!!!

chibuoyimm:
This poster is a joker

Huh

Eddygourdo: hmmmm. true love in Tokyo. bright side though u had three dates, picnicking, adventure walking through grand canyon and lastly swimming. I think she had a nice time.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... U really got me laffing!!! Grand cayon!!! Cool

Ryabcool: Bros no fes that i calling you a shiidren. *prostrating*

it just be like the factual of you to posting this post highly suggesting that you is a shiidren.

Once again, no offender.

Get up my son... You are forgiving...

sevantex: So sori bou ur date bro even tho it wasn't ur fault nd nature must take its course..,I found it amusing tho dt u kept sayin "Erosion"..instead of flood/water/potopoto. .Just kiddin sha. Give her a call nd ask after her/Reschedule anoda date to makeup sortof.,Am sure she undrstnds nd will take u up on a new outing.,Pele brodally

How would i start asking for another when i know obviously she hasn't recovered from the previous My joy was that she didn't get injured. Anyway hope to give it time, before i try again

idu1: Op sorry o. Visit rain maker next time b4 u fix a date.

That means next time i got to consult you then...

Ryabcool: my broda i taya o! Maybe i should create a thread and narrate how i went out to buy recharge card this morning. Then i'd push for frontpage while at it too.

These shiidren on NL sef

Mhen... Which one be your own? Am responsible for what i post but not responsible for how you interprete it.
Plus: wtf* how dare you open your mouth and describe me as a child? Lemme not start anyway. You are forgiven. Go and sin no more...

polz: Wt happened 2 ur own fone??





Hmmn_ water resistant I suppose

I tie my stuffs inside two nylon bag after which i wrapped it with a last one

andromida: Hard luck maybe all the erosion things will not matter to her.

Are you sure abt that Cos i haven't still gotten the nerves to call... Feeling i put her through a lot yesterday...

Osatobenson: Sorry,if d girl had come early u wuld hav escape d rain.ur next date will make up for it.ok

Next date Hmmmmm

silvermist: True talk..she was the cause of it all. A date was fixed for 3.30pm and she came 5pm Anyway sorry bro, shyte happens.

Yeah... True, but you know ladies and their shakara plus taking hours to make up. Anyway, it happens. Thinking of even calling, but don't even know the words to start with when she picks up. I'll be like: hw was ur night? Sorry for yesterday, or, did your phone still come up Or where you cold? Or...lol