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turboman: SHARAAAAAAAPPP FOOL ! You should also say "there is no need for people to panic because hospitals or no hospitals sickness & diseases will still kill people"

You must be a policeman

Have rapture taken all the NL ladies

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed to the trolley for dispense error form.
lady: should i fill it?
me: yes
after filling the form i directed her to my ATM custodian for further resolution and submission.
she said thank you and left..she later came to ask me how long it will take to the reverse the transaction, i said 24hr...she said thank you and left
she came back for the third time.

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!

Thief

Hmmmm

ERCROSS: Blind people r most faithful in relationships..
Dere is a blind couple in ma hood..
Dey do everytin together and u see d husband holding d wife weneva dey wanna cross d mainroad like he can actually c d road,
though, people nearby do assist dem in crossing sha

Why won't they be faithful Like they've got a choice!

10Mill, though alot for some peeps, personally its small to dump my hard earned investment (My gurl) i wont... Maybe if they top up the money i'll think about it

Rubbish post...

temigracie: ...1000 likes....

Thats the truth....same way as boys are diff from men

Have you ever had a public fight (oral inclusive) with a fellow

Jennydoris: It all depends on people and their different perspectives to life. My best female friend is my childhood friend. She has been the best ever that people on many occasions has mistaking us for sister but no we are not. We just two people that understands each perfectly well. Not that we don't have misunderstanding, we do, but then it won't take us time to admit our mistakes, ask for forgiveness and seek for each others attention. Even siblings do use to quarrel between themselves and the same thing happens to friends. Friendship requires understanding who your friend is and knowing his or her likes and dislikes and getting acquainted with him or her without trying to change yourself just to be friends with the person or trying to change your friend so as to dance to your own tune. If both friends can't accept each other and their flaws and come to terms with each other, if you and your female friends fight and quarrel to the extent of people noticing it then I beg to say that they were never friends. It's either one is deceiving the other, or the both of them are deceiving themselves but they choose to play along for friendship sake. So these type of people were never friends but real enemy but they are hiding under the garment of friendship. Watch out, one of them will be a parasite. Well aside my elder sis and my mum who were my best female friends then comes my friend. Our friendship has brought our two families together. She is just my sister from another mother not because we are friends but because we understand each other. She knows my Achilles heel and has come to accept me that way just as I have come to terms with hers. Friendship, is all about understanding and accommodation.

Nice piece... But seriously, just 20% of ladies can act in dis manner... Afterall, with all the jealousy and hatred associated with them ladies, you've better be close like you stated or be an enemy!!!

Lovetinz: Those are not ladies.
They are babies.
The same way as Boys are different from Men.

Like seriously I've seen matured ladies fight and even tear their panties...

I have stayed alot with ladies ranging from relations to friends, to dates etc... And I've discovered one thing, ladies are the worse enemy of themselves. They could appreciate themselves when together, but immediately one turns her back, the other is finished. Besides, I've seen a lady pour her fellow acid, I've seen two ladies fight wholeheartedly on the street for reasons not even worth exchanging words for, and alot more. And i cant help but ask, why are ladies the worse enemies of themselves?

End time things... Smh*

ChiefX: Angel Gabriel Kini? Na Angel Tony manufacture those heads oh

Angel WHAT From which village

HARDDON: nations what?!

that was a chance occurrence, a magnanimous flash on d pan! thanks to a mighty hands from above.

Help me tell him... It was just a game of luck not as though they had any spectacular performance...

HARDDON: nations what?!

that was a chance occurrence, a magnanimous flash on d pan! thanks to a mighty hands from above.

Help me tell him... It was just a game of luck not as though they had any spectacular performance.

Ksslib: keshi should test Efe in Midfield..

The guy has that drive we kinda lack.. Anyone agrees with me?

Yeah i do... But the best person to agree with you is Keshi... And guess what He doesn't even know you made a suggestion!!!

Oh mikel... But why

SE na only una waka come

Super Eagles... Playing nonsense since 1994

Ofcourse[s][/s]

WoodcrestMayor: I was really feeling him till he got to the APC part.I said to myself-"could this be deliberate attempt to discredit the APC?".What have we not heard/seen from men of God.
Sincerely,I wasn't too sure from that point but he still made some sense in his argument tho.Any Christian (either genuine or by name) would def lean towards his side of d argument.
I just hope what he said about the APC isn't true.

My brother, he made his points with fact. Google everything he said, you will find out the truth. Including the obama's campaign officer-ish... Apc is really a party to watch. Its more of a religious battle. His claims are very accurate

Oh... End time...

Nice... Hope its true! We are getting set to join you guys soon... We must all fight the insurgent's together. Peace must return*gyming*

The punishment i observed during my childhood days is not even among those listed by the op. My dad will tie my legs and hand like those goats going to be sold in the market, and leave me there then go to work till he returns... though i agree i was really a hard nut to crack!

south Africa 2: Nigeria 1

See how the man was wrapped... Like a goat going for slaughter

Oh dear

D rest of ur years shall be d best of ur years
Ur best is soon to come
Happy birthday!!

D rest of ur years shall be d best of ur years
Ur best is soon to come
Happy birthday!!!

Gentlebabs: The next time a Policeman stops you, You say "Good morning Mr. Uche, How is your family". Knowing you present or actually care a little could melt any purported ulterior motive. You - lol get a better result when you try to call him using his sign call. Hence I have decided to make it available to those who are not acquainted with it (Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Gambia, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Serial, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whisky, Xerox, Yankee & Zulu).

Try spelling your name using this sign calls. Mine is: Bravo Alpha Bravo (Babs). Signing out. Cheers!

Whats the meaning of those names and their application

Desric: It's not enough to abuse or insult the gentleman, thank God he made his allegations mentioning names with "perceived factual evidences" So if there is anyone with any valid counter reliably factual view from Mallam Nasir el'rufai, then the person should be bold like the malalam and come up with his/her own counter claims, that's what I expect from anybody personally be it Govt or individual instead of resorting to cursing, lambasting, abusing and insulting the messenger and neglecting his message.

You shut up too...don't try to act intelligent. This is not a matter of intelligence or views. Its a matter of fact and truism. So forget claims and counter claims which is not even necessary. You can't bring some subject to be debated upon so the best point or the most eloquent in speech wins. This isn't one of such debates. Everybody knows the truth, and knows the total rubbish that mallam just wrote. It ain't even debatable
Well, sorry for the shutups, just feel you reason with your ear... Sorry too about that you will live long