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Most of the pastors know Christianity is a scam... I guess he's just being straightforward.

Funny

M.

You're so on point.
Can't spot the difference between this and what their pastors preach. For you to understand, you must know what sarcasm is.

Illusion

deb303:
hmmm kpele bebe... come to Nigeria and be a baby mama... it's pays more

oshey, awon eiyan baby mama.

deb303:
hmmm kpele bebe... come to Nigeria and be a baby mama... it's pays more

oshey, a won eiyan baby mama.

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kalindaminda:
Indeed. And yet those of us who are not "lecturers" don't find it difficult to write correctly without cracking our brains

when did your brain turn to walnut or coconut that you're cracking it You rather wrack your brain.

Christians, deceiving themselves since the inception of time that prayers are answered... Smh.

Please, mods, move this post to dumb section... Oops I forgot nairaland doesn't have one.

frenzydilz:
Nope. Custard bucket

damn!!!

To be candid, no god or whatsoever was involved just pure IVF ( in vitro fertilisation). Folks should just read this up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_fertilisation.
And should stop celebrating ignorance and mediocrity.

This is my definition of economics.

Lilimax:
You were a Christian, whatever happened showed you're no more one.
So now tell me, how do I relate with you on this matter?

hey, every religion has its flaws but Christians are quick to point out the flaws of another without dealing with theirs first... At least, you were the one that jumped at telling me how despicable and evil another religion is, did you take your time to observe yours? This attitude speaks volume of intolerance.

Lilimax:
What are you saying Mr Man, Google the most violet religion in the world it is ISLAM.
Why do you think people are afraid of that religion?
Bombing, killing, beheading, terrorism, amputation, peadophilia is all embedded in Islam.
Abi na lie ?

I was a Christian and I sure know what I'm talking about... In Christendom, now tell me, do you love yourselves like you claim?

hopefulLandlord:
if you read between the lines, you'll see he's talking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster

perhaps

eliment:
God will give you sense

which God are you talking about? Remember, there're over 4000 of them.

Christians are the most intolerant and the most insecured people on earth. Do such to them, they scream persecution. They're the worst set of hypocrite. Or should I say the religion is synonymous with hypocrisy... Nonsense religion.

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Ranchhoddas:
Na wa o. Which kind question be this one?

as I see the question, I just weak. Faces palm.

Damn. Licks lips.

gabsoft:
[s]Here are the 12 Reasons
1)You can die any moment! No one knows his turn.
2)Your life is short here compare to eternity(everlasting life). 100,000,000,000yrs over there, you've not started!
3)Christ paid the supreme sacrifice over your life. Suffered, died & resurrect for all mankind!
4)Christ has the power to save you from hell. "O ru igi oyin(you are done for)" if you go to hell!
5)You must be born the second time to escape the second death. Certain!
6)God's judgement is indescribeably terrible on sinners. He is angry with sinners everyday!
7)You will regret if you die without Christ! Escape rout is Christ!
The cleansing blood is still available.
9)The devil is decieving and recruiting many for hell.
10)You came naked, you shall go back naked.
11)Many people you know are in hell praying for you not to come there because The suffering of hell is everlasting.
12)Christ has gone to prepare a place for his followers in heaven.
Will you be there? His mercy is still available today...
Repent![/s]

rubbish

thelish:
Thanks. My elder bro have done sth similar before.

and did it help when u tried it?

thelish:
PLS, MOD, I REALLY DONT NEED THIS ON FP. LALASTICA

how about you arrange a pastor for her(might be a person u know, anyone you can trust on that.) Tell the person all these your mother is going through, just set up a meeting for the supposed prophet with your mother without her knowledge(might be a market place or an open place). Make the person tell her how her generosity is affecting her family and how the so called pastors are exploiting her weakness. Also tell him to tell her that if she continues like this, her children might abandon her. U get the drift?? I hope this helps.

I haven't seen a worse investment in my life where you've got to pay different kinds of offering worst, ur 10% and you stand no chance of getting anything in return for your money. He makes a lot of sense after all. Attack the message not the messenger folks.

Ighoga898:
she's only guilty bcoz she was caught.
a lot of girls indulge in d act without getting caught doesn't make dem any less guilty.

Don't mind them jhor, everyone is a thief, only if one is caught. I never blamed her action, I only blamed her for being such a coward.

Most of these are in the holy buybull, so, nothing new.