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forever08:
she is right, there are a lot of things mere going to church take away from you and blessings you receive by just your presence in church.
The "Amen" you answer do alot of things in your life that you never see.
Never be comfortable not going to church on a Sunday.

paparazzi1987:
Mumu..she is from Edo State

Emma1Oj:
My Mom died 1990, I was in primary 4 den, we are 8 children in the family, my dad marry another woman not upto six month she said I'm a witch that she keep seeing me in her dream, she poison my dad heart to the extend of fighting my dad, my brothers, sisters hated me for no just cause, to cut the long story short, my dad became frustrated and asked me to leave the house, I became an abandon child. I slept under the bridge for yrs, praying, asking God to see me through. It was really thoughtful, I stay for days without food, bath or change of cloths, I don't brush my mouth at times for three days. I really suffered!!! I couldn't go to primary schl anymore, I dropped out. I beg God to help me. I started working as a labourer on site, carrying blocks n smelts at a very young age, at time some engineer refuse to give me job claiming I'm too young to do such job. But as young as I was I really love education, with the little money I get from my labor job I save and enroll into an evening g c e class, got the form, result came out I got C6 4, C5 2, C4 2. The result was fantastic. With my GCE, I got a job as an office ass and in few month I got Lasu partime form and graduate with 2.2 in international study even has professional certificate in logistics and management. This is just a summary. There are so many ways God has proved HE is with me and has show himself Very strong in my life. Now I live comfortably on my own but still looking for JOB. All can say is if U got GOD, HE will stand for U! Now my pple regreted their action we are now back!

tosyne2much:
Let me advise you bro.. Although every lady is not perfect but never use what you read on Nairaland to take decisions.

Not all broke girl are leeches and not all of them have no moral values. Even if you date a financially buoyant woman tomorrow, she could be worse than your so called broke girlfriend

ollah2:
Why?? But churches and mosques can be built in residential area? You guys are too ignorant and dumb

PrimadonnaO:
But I think big girls can't help but wear tights. Without tights, their inner thighs will rub against each other and cause chafing and darkening of that area.

Dark inner thighs ain't cool.

Mustiboy:
Exactly. many would say it doesn't matter stressing that English is not our mother-tongue. but little do they know that these things are basic English concord anyone who saw the four walls of school should know.

Mustiboy:
Point of correction: 'what's the dumbest/craziest thing you've done absent mindedly?

Amagite2:
A lady, Alero Aleruchi has taken to Facebook to call out an Ebonyi State Local Government Chairman, Clement Odah for allegedly molesting her for turning him down.

According to the mother of two, the man who is her neighbour, sent his thugs to beat her up. Read her story below...

"I was molested by a local government chairman staying in my compound, he asked his thugs to beat me up to pop,, cause I refused giving into his demands. God help our politicians, people elected to take care
Of us are busy going around with thugs to kill us...The man is oppressing everyone in d compound cause his local govt chairman of ohaukwu local government in Ebonyi state .. Asked me out I turned him down only for him to knock on my door I opened He said he wants to see me, I asked him to hold on lemme dress properly,i dressed came out, he said am gossiping with his name I asked how he slapped me, I told him not to slap me again, he asked his thugs to take me down, dey beat up broke my iPhone and tecno phone,tore my clothes. Things we see in this country,and he came back threatening my life if I take the case further. General public take note"


https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/08/woman-accuses-ebonyi-state-lg-chairman-of-molesting-her-for-turning-him-down.html

Wilfredpat22:
You men are really trying but you guys use women alot. The best thing is to find your footings (financially) before asking any of us out. During your hustle or struggle days don’t be in any serious relationship.

Remember we women have nothing to lose. We got our Poosie to help us in any situation.

May God help you all

MrBrownJay1:
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MrBrownJay1:
doesnt he solve ALL xtian people's problems... or do you hypocrites think that sexual problems are not relevant enough for jesus?!?

MrBrownJay1:
some dysfunctional damaged woman will now blame men for their sorry state.... she needs jesus, only some holy spirit can save such damaged women!

hopefulLandlord:
RCCG has always been a business. they run franchising like McDonalds FFS where each branch needs to remit money to the head office haha

aribisala0:
The other day I bought a crate of eggs but it fell on the ground and most of the eggs were smashed . I checked and just two were left totally unscratched.

Wow!!

The Lord is Good

All the time.


Those two eggs were covered by His Grace
You're a hell of a funny dude... Sacarsm kee u there
Halleluia!!

joseph1013:
HE PREACHED TO ME! IN A HOSPITAL!
by MsNelly

It will never be perfect, make it work.

I was just thanking god for good health a week ago until I woke up this morning and BAM: No good health. Ugh. So I dragged my weak & lazy àss to the shower, I did some squats (because no sickness should get in the way of my journey to a firm bum), I grabbed the car keys and ]drove to the hospital, despite how dizzy and tired I felt.

Times like this, I wish I had someone to care for me when I can't care for myself. It sucks that I still have to cook, despite being sick. I have to bath myself, imagine. Black Jesus, fix it pls.

So I got to the hospital, paid for consultation fee and waited for my doctor. I have a favorite doctor: fair, tall, chubby, funny. I always liked seeing him when I got to my hospital, so I was hoping he was on seat.

But alas!

It was a new doctor who awaited me when they called me in: Tall, dark, skinny, absolutely NOT funny.

"Shut the door, have your seat" I did as instructed and folded my hands across my chest.

"Weight: 64. Height: 5'6. BMI: Healthy. Just don't get fat" And he laughed. Apparently, there was a joke there my brain didnt click.

"So, what seems to be the problem?" He asked.

"Headache. Fever, cold."

"So, you feel malaria coming on?" I nodded. He typed one or two things on his computer and stared back at me.

"You're a Christian?"

"No" I swiftly answered, wondering where this one came from.

"Moslem?"

"Nope" He blinked severally. I knew then and there, I should have just said yes to either of the two, it would have saved me the 20 minute sermon that followed. Yes, there was a 20 minute preaching that followed.

"You need to give your life to Christ..." He kept on saying, while periodically pausing to read the Bible.

This doctor I went to for treatment sat me down and PREACHED TO ME! HE PREACHED TO ME! IN A HOSPITAL!

What is wrong with Christians?!

What in fûck's name is wrong with religious people that won't be happy with their lives till they stuff their beliefs down someone's throats? People are unbelievable. People are fûcking unbelievable.

Back to it.. I kept nodding, too tired to tell him to shut up and give me my drugs. Plus, this was my hospital. It had the best of everything. I was not going to be rude to anyone, so I watched him go on an orgasmic ride on what his Jesus has done for him.

When he was done, he smiled at me. He probably thought he had won a soul for Christ and angels in heaven were rejoicing or some shît.

"Shall we pray?" Okay, that was the height of it. I can listen to you go on and on about whatever, but the one thing I won't do is join hands with you to chant some feel good repetitions.

"No" He was surprised. Why would I say no to an innocent prayer that is supposed to help me?

"Okay. Can I pray?"

"No"

"Why are you against prayer?"

"I'm not. It's just If I wanted a prayer, I would've gone to a church. This is a hospital"

"I know that..."

"Oh, do you? Because, for a minute there, I thought you were a Pastor" He laughed again. It was beginning to annoy me. I was going to faint any minute. I did not need this. Was this professional? Doctors preaching in hospitals? For fûck's sake!

"You see, the Holy Spirit led me. You can't say no to the spirit..."

"I need my drugs pls"

"I'll prescribe it. But it is not as relevant as the word of God. God's word is for eternal life. These drugs... They are to sustain one's temporary life" I shook my head. He was unbelievable.

"You cannot impose your beliefs on anyone, under the guise of preaching. If you're up for it, go out and evangelize. The same Bible you read tells you there is a time and place for everything. This is not the place for that, especially when an ailing patient walks through that door."

"But...", he argued. " I tell my patients this all the time. You're the only one who's complained." He looked at me inquisitively. "Why does the Word of God itch you?"

I took in a deep breath. This wasn't the first time someone was preaching to me, without being asked.
Probably won't be the last.

"You can believe in a rock for all I care. Just don't throw it at me"

"Young lady, nobody is throwing anything at you. I'm just... telling you of the rock, as it were"

"And I do not care about your rock so stop pushing it"

"Why don't you care about god? Do you need my number so we can continue this conversation later?
"No" I'd rather choke on a thorn than listen to another minute of your sermon.

"Okay" He shrugged. "I'll pray for you"

"Don't waste your time"

I did get my drugs and I'm on my way to feeling better... to sustain my temporary life.

Christians are a rare breed because if a Muslim did the same thing, they would lose their heads.

But they can go about being intrusive and annoying in the name of god. Y'all should get a grip. When a person says stop, just stop. You're being annoying; and not even cute annoying, animalistic annoying.

If only you lot were zealous about half of what the Bible says than disturbing innocent people for no reason.

Stop fornicating
Love your neighbor as yourself
don't steal, don't covet
Don't be judgmental - this is key
Don't be materialistic

Put effort into these things. And stop preaching about how you want people to go to heaven with you; because trust me, the last thing anybody wants is to live forever with self righteous, hypocritical pieces of shît.