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[quote author=Blackberrybabes post=39372799][/quote]ojoro cancel oo. D legs don't look like urs. Them resemble another person leg.

I'll comment if it reaches fp.

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I couldn't help buh laugh out so loud at all these memes. As ridiculous as they sound, they're all true.
They all got me LMFAO.

If I die young-- band perry The writer-- ellie goulding Home-- daughtry Lana del rey-- video games Memories back then-- T.I ft kendrick lamar, kris stephens and b.o.b Macklemore and ryan lewis-- can't hold us back Love me like you do-- ellie goulding. Those are just my top songs.

If I die young-- band perry The writer-- ellie goulding Home-- daughtry Lana del rey-- video games Memories back then-- T.I ft kendrick lamar, kris stephens and b.o.b Macklemore and ryan lewis-- can't hold us back Love me like you do-- ellie goulding. Those are just my top songs.

If I die young-- band perry The writer-- ellie goulding Home-- daughtry Lana del rey-- video games Memories back then-- T.I ft kendrick lamar, kris stephens and b.o.b Macklemore and ryan lewis-- can't hold us back Love me like you do-- ellie goulding. Those are just my top songs.

Idodo oro!

Continues sippin my kunu jejely.

osile2012:
Na snake dey reign now

you can as well create a thread for snakes.

Yesterday, I was lieing in my bed reminiscing on the experences I had as an undergraduate. Well, this paticular one struck my mind "RAT" and decided to share them with you guys.
There was a particular day I went to pay a female friend of mine a visit. So when I got there, I was famished so, I asked her what she cooked and she told me not. Ignoring her reply, I went straight to her cupboard to confirm it and she immediatly screamed ""please don't open it, I just chased two rats out of it and I knew the stress I went tru b4 I did that n alsO feared they might come back". I tought she was bluffing, I just opened it. To my greatest surprise, I saw a rat feasting on a stick of spaghetti.
The second I had was a visitation to a friend's place on a hot sunny afternoon. When I got there, I requested him to switch on the fan and asked him if he's not feeling the heat. He asked if I was blind and can't see his suSpended fan. Funnily enough, I looked up and saw fufu raps occupyIng all the three
blades of the fan , I immediatly asked 'GUY Why'.
He told me that that's the only safe place from rats in the room. I just myself LMAO.
The third one happened when I was in my room.
I woke up in the middle of the night from the sound coming from rats moving. I just laid still with my eyes wide open. Then, somEthing caught my attention. I saw 6 big rats on a queue trying to squeeze themselves though a small hole. I was wondering could they be heading for a meeting or Why on earth would could 6 big rats be on a queue.
They all got me laughing till now, care to share yours?

jonaifame22:
eeyah sorry,hope u've opened new ones

That was like 3 yRs ago. I lost interet in fb buh openEd a twitter acct and a nl acct lst yr.
Thnks 4 Ur concern tho''.

jonaifame22:
wow dat's serious,telln the whole world dat u're gay.

tell me bro, what could be crazieR? She made me delete ma facebook, twitter and a nairaland acct.

She knew all ma passwords. SUbsequntly went to all ma social media accounts n told the world I'm "gay".
I was like wtf, who does that? Since then, I've had trust issues wt tellin pple ma password. I deleted d ffg day.

Ewwww.

Krystalxxx:
And more......me natural....(first pic) and then just with lipstick, second

Ohh! 4 christ 4kin sake, d 1st pic looks like u're a clown in making while d 2nd looks like u're an already established clown. N believe me I hate clowns cus they think they're funny.
My opinion tho'.

Nurses! I'll immediatly pass. I could remember during my undergraduate days, I have a friend, a student doctor precisely, he pimped 3 of some student nurses 4 me n some personal xperience I have wt 'em. They are sluts. Mayb mst of them.
SMDH.

I came here hoping to see some picture to back up the claim. Or better still, a video footage.
Buh I'm disappointed.

That's one thing I hate 'bout the whites. THEY DON'T FORGIVE. Don't ask me how I knew, I'm a living witness.

Sorry bro.

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An eye 4 an eye makes d world go blind. Of what use is the world when it has all eyes? I think I like the man. It's cool tho'.

Be it any book, y would start markin, circling, or underlining it. U're actually denting it unknowingly.
I hate such with passion.

K

Sunnybobo3:
Says the certificateless Daura President.

I knew u were dumb buh never knew u are dumber than I tought u are. U're an epitome of idiocy and stupidity.

Well, when she eventually gets deflowered, she should also let us know each time she has sex. Stupidity @ it peak.
F**k u, f**k your virginty, f**k anyone who cares 'bout it.
NONENTITY.

Well, when she eventually gets deflowered, she should also let us know each time she has sex. Stupidity @ it peak. F**k u, f**k your virginty, f**k anyone who cares 'bout it.
NONENTITY.

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