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Kondomatic:
The spirit that possessed him is possessed.

The spirit that possessed him is possessed by a possessing spirit

Its truly ugly

Good morning all. Please I will like to go into cattle selling business in lagos as soon as possible. I will like to know how much a cow and a ram will cost in the north and also with the cost of transportation. I will really much appreciate it if I can meet an honest trader here on nairalander...

I intend to start with minimum of 5 cattles

Papzey:
Op thanks for these Tips on how to avoid been mistaken for a badoo member and getting lynched

You should pay me for this you knw?!

It is no more a news that residents of ikorodu are now taking laws into their hands in the quest for the eradication of the dreaded badoo gangs, thereby lynching a few innocents souls. This write up is just to guide you so you won't gt lynched after been mistaken as badoo..

1. Always Go Out With Your I'd Card: If you stay in ikorodu or you are going to ikorodu and your employer still havnt given you your I'd card.. Please, Protest

2. Do Not Go Around Carrying Silly hairstyle or haircut: If you have a haircut with an inscription 'badoo' just to honor the popular nigerian musician, I ll advice you stay clear of ikorodu

3. Do Not Dress Indecently: For the sake of your loved ones, those of you in ikorodu that still sag your trousers, please, travel outside ikorodu to sag cos you might be walking down the road one day and you will hear someone shout ' badoo,badoo,badoo' and before you know it, you are lynched

4.Do not Stay Out Late: I think this is the most important thing in ikorodu right now, unless absolutely necessary, do not stay out late because the rate at which ikorodu residents are hungry for badoo blood ehn, you might just be in the wrong place at night.

5. Pray Before You Go Out: Well, I'm not a religious man but I will advice each and everyone of us to pray to watever God we serve before leaving our houses..


MAY WE NOT BE VICTIMS OF EVIL CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

So, op, by 'FIT' ,you mean this people can still play soccer?!

Freewoman:
If you dont have job, please create one, or give me your details to register you with MMM

And for you mind now, youv replied someone abi?! Mtchew

I have a friend that stays with me, he's bn complaining of been too idle. He is not very educated but he can speak english very well. Please, if you have cloths to iron, garden to tidy or any other errands to run, and you stay close to agric, oriokuta and its environs please contact him on 09096302274.. He's very hard working, I can attest to that.

He's planning to go back to school with watever he can raise. Thank you

And where is nairaland on the infograph?!

God, please save us from evil people

Mtchew

OlowoB:
I decided to share this Cos my heart bleeds as a result of the jungle justice carried out in ikorodu in recent times. I do not support crime but I also stand against jungle justice (this is not the way to go). This is going to be a long read, please learn from a real life story.

My bro moved back to the country from the Uk after so many years with his family to kebbi state to start lecturing. This is someone who has been so passionate to come back home, telling me of how Nigeria will be a great country and there are lots of opportunities etc. He was just settling down in kebbi with his family and trying to adapt to his new environment when an incident happened.

If I remember clearly, I think it was on a Saturday in April this year, he left to the market to buy some things and he parked his Peugeot 406 just opposite the market to get some stuffs. After buying some things he rushed back to his car and opened the car and sat inside but he noticed something was strange. While trying to figure out what was wrong, a guy came to his side almost immediately and knocked on the window and told him to wind down and immediately my brother did this, the guy landed a slap on my brother and started calling him thief. While my brother was still trying to balance well due to the stars he was seeing, This guy, a tall man dragged him down and started beating him while other guys around quickly joined in. People just started beating him without asking questions (this was someone well dressed).

As God will have it, an elderly Hausa man just came from nowhere and said stop beating this man and let's hear him out first, I thank goodness the guys beating him obeyed and they stopped. My bro said he has a car also and showed his car keys as evidence. So the man collected the car keys from his hand and asked that he takes them to where his own car was (cos at this stage, he checked the initial car he entered and discovered they had similar colour, same car make, almost same plate number except for the last 2 letters and surprisingly his car keys could open another Peugeot 406).

It was while the elderly man was doing the investigation my brother now discovered that his car was parked just like 2 miles ahead of this other Peugeot 406. The elderly man confirmed and the guys who have been beating him all this while just said sorry and left.

Questions are? What would have happened if that elderly man had not turned up on time?
Hausas sometimes move around with daggers, what if they have used it on him? If they had killed him, they would have said he was a thief and people on Nairaland would have also said good riddance.

I would be coming on a short visit to naija this year and we have a family house in Ikorodu close to laspotech, infact close to mallo filling station opposite sawmill. With what his happening at the moment, I doubt if I can enter that zone (I don't want to wear short knickers around that zone now and they will say I am baddho and maybe get burnt... God forbid). Unfortunately I would not see my mother. I can bet it that ag least one innocent person must have been killed in that ikorodu jungle justice.

I also understand the pains of the affected families, relatives killed by badoo but jungle justice is NEVER the way to go. Please and please, the police should come out and do what they are paid for. God bless Nigeria, God bless Lagos state.

But you said it was gonna be a long read!!!

What if iv ordered for POP and coke?!

PROPHETmichael:
Why won't the girl be rude to you when on your first day in the compound you SCOOPED their milk; when you promised to take 3 spoons only

Chai! People can monitor people ehn

stressedout:
I packed into a new compond last week. Everybody is okay or minding their business which i like about the place because i like to mind my business too. But there is this family that has a child that don't have single respect in her.

One instance is when i washed my cloth and spread on the wire. When she washed her own she pile my wet cloth on each other and spread her own. i didnt say anything.

second time is when i kept my rat gum in front of my house and went to get pipe to remove the rat. she was sweeping and swept sand all over the gum and useless it. when i protest she said it is a mistake and she is not going to apologize for an ordinary mistake. i almost flog her with the pipe.

This is a girl of 22 that claim to be a graduate but no sense at her age. I dont want to involve the parents but i want to find a way to deal with her and teach her respect for the elderly. how do i go about this?

Its obvious the girl wants to date you

kennethbetha:
Thanks for the response but I have thought and thought infact thinking is all I do now but in 3 months iam yet to come up with any feasible idea especially since I dont have capital at hand

Bros, pls you have to stop thinking and start taking steps..

I would have given you a job offer but you married and the employer only needs a man who is still single and besides, its a live in security job

How the fork will you jump on a power bike without proper kit?! Expecially with nigerian roads.... Chai!!!

EricBloodAxe:
He needed to get to the other side speedily so he took the power bike route...am sure he got there on time.

Savage

Amoyinoluwa24:
The unidentified man who had no idea he was on his last operation

The Consequences of our actions are never clear upfront!!!

One should be careful how one walks in ikorodu this days unless one will just gt burnt innocently...

One can't even take a stone to fix ones car battery...

mrmrmister:
Because being in Church is boring as sh!t.

I don't know which is more boring:

Going to Church or watching Nollywood movies.

Well, the former is cos I still watch nollywood

ADEWUMIMichael:
I know what I mean by saying atheist should stay away from this particular question,



Please I asked a question,



What type of answers do you expect an atheist to answer on this particular question??

Well, I thought you said you still searching for answers.. This to me means you intend to enlighten us more on afterlife which may of course save some atheists

AbuMaryam1:
What's badoo??

Its a new app in ikorodu

I love my pastor cos he's forking my neighbour's wife who refuses to charge my phone for me when I havnt gotten inverter

And whr are the answers to those questions?!

ADEWUMIMichael:
Research ongoing....


Atheist please stay away

And who are you preaching to if yu want atheists to stay away?! Lubbish!!!

Funny!

madgoat:
Make u no go eat poison oh

Exactly the reason I'm asking

MhizValentina12:
is she mad? like seriously....how can she beat her elder n her mother in law...like that no matter what she did to her it doesnt come to this...i guess @ op mum is the quiet type...she should better thank God that her mother in law aint patience ozokwor film oriented mother
in laws if not ehh her village witches would have organize thanksgiving mass 4 her ....well just settle things amicably btwn them cuz an eye 4 an eye only makes the whole world blind...warn her never to lay hands on ur mum again ....#let_love_lead

You are ' Marriagable'

Modsenemy:
Although it is very wrong for sm1 to lay hands on a mother

But we need to know ::

What did your mum do?
What type of person is she?

I can't marry you.. Never

The guy looked liked akpororo

And God will still forgive and accept this wicked souls if and when they repent...


God, please do not let me and my loved ones(even my enemies) be victims of evil circumstances