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fuckerstard:
Keep it up, Light up Gombe and fill your pockets while you do that.

Whr we dey work na in we dey chop

dessz:
The thief was caught about 14:30 in my area. He attempted to steal from a house, but his luck ran out as he was caught by the owner (Lady) of the house.

According to her, she left for the market to sell, but forgot something at home, so she went home whilst leaving her son to sell. Getting home, she heard an unusual sound coming from her room, on entering she saw the thieves both of the thieves panicked and ran away.

Fortunately, one of them wasn't quick enough and an alarm was raised before he could escape. He was caught. I wasn't there when he was caught but I was drawn to attention upon seeing the crowd, curiously I went and saw the guy still being beaten.

He was said to have stolen #8,000 and a chicken (fowl.. can u imagine ). The other suspects are still at large but the guy has provided the address of his accomplice.

And you had to tie him and parade him naked. Just because of. 8k and a one legged fowl abi! Okay ooo

GloriaNinja:
THEY RESEMBLE THAN ANIMAL CALLED "SQUIRREL"

Walaitalai!!! Nor b joke ooo!!

700lucky:
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roseval:
If you need a private Tutor for your ward from primary one to six CONTACT me through my email rosevally20@yahoo.com at ikere Ekiti

It is contact ma'am....pls edit

SooCute:
please how does your brain work?


just asking

Anticlockwise I presume

SooCute:
please how does your brain work?


just asking

Anticlockwise I presume

dailyguide:
Sincerely speaking, I will say it is better you stay at home today if you can't clearly define your reason for going to church.

People go to church for different reasons and most times, these reasons might be so unpleasant to the ear.

Going to church on a sunday is for you to worship, adore and commune with your God. It is a time to hear what he has for you through his servants but on the contrary, people go to church for so many annoying reasons.

I will say that if you are going to church for any of the reasons listed below, it is better you stay at home.

1. Because you are forced to

2. Because it is normal to go on sundays

3. To show off a new cloth

4. To put down grammatical errors of speakers

5. To see what others are wearing

6. To go and woo ladies or entice guys

7. Because there is food for first timers. etc


Finding yourself in the presence of God is a good thing but the question is "for what purpose?"

So many people come to the church knowing fully well that they need prayers but instead of concentrating on what will change their life for the better, they choose a contrary focus.

My dear, in his presence there are miracles,joy,blessings,favour,release of the oppressed, casting down and building up. Change your mindset of going to church for better and you will get that your hneart desire you have been yearning for.

Happy sunday



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Don't mind those church goers, 90% of them are hypocrites..

motherfucker:
You saw mine carrying November 22 while I posted it today.

And that is because it happened 2016. Hers is supposed to have something similar. Why is her own not having a past date such as Month indicator? Why current week or timing?

Bros, this is not a proof that that chat is not real... If. You are a coversant user of BBM you ll knw how it works.. Take a screenshot of your today BBM chat, it will not show todays date,it will only show the time, but if you take a screenshot of last week chat today, it will show the date just like yours...

It may b that Otobo took the screenshot the day or the day after they chatted...

Please, bfr yu quote me, I'm not interested in Otobo and apostle saga and I dnt support or blame anyone... I'm only showing yu how BBM works

Because its is the day people holding and waving palm branches followed jesus who was on a donkey to jerusalem before his execution

emperormossad:
Oga are you aware that all those daily exercises are still cardio workouts?

Please, I don't like aguing. You can reference your gym instructor(if yu hav one) to show you the difference... I'm not a yesterday bodybuilder

Divay22:
When i see it I'll explain.

Snd me ur watsapp number

Divay22:
Put in on your profile na

Still wondering why yu need my pics to motivate you

Divay22:
I must Applause you for that..
Hmmm so can i see a pic of you Who knows i just might TAKE THE PAIN SO AS TO GET THE GAIN.

Lol.. Its no p... But this is nairaland

Divay22:
No o.....it too difficult

Lol.. That is why we bodybuilders say 'NO PAIN NO GAIN'... If its easy,everybody will do it.

The fact that we do what is difficult for others to do is what makes us stand out.....

I go to the gym 5days in a week... Monday for my chest, tuesday for cardio, wednesday for my biceps and triceps, thursday for my chest and shoulders and Friday for my lower body. I rest on saturdays and sundays.

Upon all this, I work a 8am - 5pm job

Divay22:
Exercise i jump rope (skip) sometimes..

Don't do it 'sometimes'... Fix it into ur daily routing

Divay22:
Can one have Belle fat from constant eating of noodles and what is your advice to someone eating it

The only reason why you hav belle fat is not because of what you eat but because you don't burn those calories you take in thru d food yu eat....


I'm a man and I also eat indomie noodles very well cos I love it but I don't joke with the gym

If you eat this ila alasepo cooked by my mum, walai, yur life will neva remain d same again.


Infact, sometyms, I feel lik visiting my mum just to have a taste of that ila alasepo

I get a job 2day, I start thinking of how to get a better one tomorrow

It is no news again that whatsapp no longer supports some certain devices, blackberry inclusive. So, if yu dnt hav the cash to get an android phn yet, not to worry!! I will be showing you how you can still use watsapp on your blackberry bold 4,bold 2 , curve7 , bold6 etc even with the restriction.

If your watsapp stoped working already here is the simple trick to get it running again.

-Delete/uninstall the watsapp on your phone..

-Go to BB app world and reinstall whatsapp

-Change the date on your device to 2016 and save

- Go back and open watsapp, put in your number and set it up

- Go back to date settings and put it on auto update

- Start chatting

ENJOY!!!

N B: This method was tested on my blackberry bold5 and I still have and still using watsapp on it.

All this na make up lies ooo, open that belly and yull knw wats up

Truly, its comin to an end

Punctual:
how we go share d money...make i dey pray for u here

Lol

God bless Everton fr me, can't wait fr d end of this match... 2500 x 6.40. My winning is sure tonite

generalbush:
Hahahaha... They should give her garri jare!!

Una no get weed men for the area??

Give her one cup garri..!!

I remember my first time sha...

Chai! I tua fr yu oo bros..

Garri is d correct antidote tru tru unless they rap hair with the weed she smoke

Lord, please, whenever you you plan to give me money, do not take away my brain in excahnge for the money given.

Wolexdey:
Please, next time be wise with your choice of Words.

Moreover you don't goto Church. Allow those who go to Church some decorum

Okay. Better now

Wolexdey:
Most of all the people.

What a statement?

Statements like these is dangerous for ones health. It proves how unwise a person could be.

You dnt need to be cunnin about yur opinion,its yurs, yu av d ryt to it

laurel03:
then church suppose to be one.... that is one of the major problem of we xtain eg deeper life girl will tell Catholic guy that they can't marry each other because of diff doctrine...

Exactly why I don't attend churches. All I do is study my bible, worship and pray to God if need be

Ubenedictus:
Which law are you talking about? na so people go lie for bible head.

The best tin yu are supposed to do is ask questions and not take pride in your ignorance.

What does the bible teaches abt unity in marriage?!

zionmade:
Bros a footballer earns more dan dat.
Nairabet or naijabet is not a sin but it is not decent. It rules ur emotion and if u re not careful it can make ur faith in God to stagger. So d aftermath effect of betting can be a sin but betting on its own is not a sin

I suppose yu don't knwd meaning of get rich quick