Hey! Whoever said anything about a patner? Thats complucating issues. No reasonable person wants a patner for life ( you'd have to be crazy to do that stuff as far as i am concerned), anyhows have a rethink on the ironing thingy. Its good for everyone!

Too bad. . . but never underestimate yourself, Who says you cannot learn. . . and fast too?

That, dear Gabby is an understatement.

Dont be. Its actuali more cofusing in theory than in practice ( as with most sciencetific experiments).

Yeah, we call it iron. Because one person is on top flatening the other out. How else could you describe that more than iron? The touch iron thingy, is not so descriptive but dere is always room for experiment for example cover in ice cream & **** it off. Thats one; others depend on creativity.

See Gabby doing like innocenty o! I almost fell for it! Anyway i'll tell u even at the danger of my reputation being tainted. Here the guy irons the girl, mostatimes behing closed doors, all clothes off. . . u need more details?

Oh. . . tot u understood some naija lingo. Anyway, omo buruku means "bad boy" And this is not the regular ironing. ^{if that info is helpful}

There are ironings & there are ironings. Steam ironing, dry ironing, wet ironing etc. See, i can't be explicit here o. they will call me omo buruku

Ah. . . I cant say that here o. They will think I am a bad boy. i give u details on private messages and I tell you, it is to die for

C'mon Gabby. . . you are not the jealous type, are u? Was jus catching up with an old dawg. Wait, last I remmember, I was supposed to iron you from head to toe. . . when are we looking at?

Well, as a matter of fact, I still do. . . guess thats a man's life. yeh missed all y'all too. Thats what i've been telling all them new kids on the block. . . "Those, my friends, were the days. . . "

Yeh Mig. . . you can say that again. I know the feeling. 'Sup man?

gabrywyl:

If you iron me from head to toe, after my boobs be gone and my arse be gone make me like flat surfboard ohhh

Its not like the chinese have much of those stuff anyway. . .

gabrywyl:

My father is half Chinese and half malaysian. My mom is 1/4 HongKong, 1/4 Mongolian and half Malaysian

So we can work what u are out with this simple formula

1/2 chinese x 1/2 malaysian + 1/4 Hong Kong x 1/4 Mongolian x 1/2 Malaysian

Please note: Hong kong = Chinese therefore we have:

1/2 chinese x 1/2 malaysian + 1/4 Chinese x 1/4 Mongolian x 1/2 Malaysian


Malaysia is visible on both sides, rearranging, have:

1/2 Malaysia (1/2 Chinese) + 1/2 Malaysia (1/4Chinese x 1/4Mogolian)

= 1/2 Malaysia (1/2 Chinese x 1/4 Chinese x 1/4 Mogolian)

= 1/2 Malaysia(1/6 Chinese x 1/4 Mongolian)

=Breaking that down to English we can say you are MALGOLICH!

Not only will I iron ur clothes, I'll iron u from head to toe

Of course! not only do i play bedminton badminton, i'm also beautiful at press ups & push ups!

Look at you. . . Grandpas are more active these days! Remember what i sed about men & wines: Men are like wines; the older, the better,

Can u imagine? She called me a schoolboy. . . Grandpa like me. .

I just told you to ask yoruba pips rounda u! Well, in D'banj's words, it simply means I'm hotter than u! And wasup with the monkey thing? Freezy's bla bla bla on nairaland is legendary, so u better don't ***** with it.! Grrr!

A proverb in Yoruba says "Bi omode ba laso bi agba, ko le ni akisa bi agba" Look for any yoruba folk (they are all over there anyway) & u'll probably see that i am still ur egbon.

C'mon, Gaby. . . I am saying the truth eh?

Baxilexi:

howdy everyone.

i give alone have the permission to think si gaby cnext time consult me before you think, okay! i didnt hear you . . . . good girl.

What was that? Looks like I'm losing it. . . Guy, speak english!

Of course you are new! Ok the only way to prove you are not new is this: Were you on the blog when this page was posted?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=89351.msg1634692#msg1634692

Hey guys, considering the fact that y'all are still relatively new on this blog I hereby pronounce that Ituen is the fella with a fancy for guys behinds (Got loads of links to prove it). Freezy on the other hand invented bla, bla, bla; has & will continue to delight the feminine folk.

What i've heard? Ha, I cant say it in public o. ^{*whisper, whisper*} u'll have to come closer if u did not hear that

If wishes were horses. . .!

You can say that again. . .! Considering what i've heard pips put themselves through recently

So be a gentle man and explain to the young woman!

Whatever happened to all the ugly girls we have on Nairaland?

showbobo:

Why me oooYou dey try me o. . . .You dey try me tell me why me. . . .

You see why dem dey call u Showkoko?

That aint so difficult to figure, is it? Birds of the same feather. . .

Got all the truth I need. . . You so wish there was actuali a truth, dont u?

Indeed!