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Nightnurse, na u o! How many males dey pursue only only u? Even bros Migines dey take style show interest. Na wa o!

But guys, I beg to disagree on all y'alls opinion about Mimiko. If any of y'all ever had the opportunity of meeting her in person, she is not only fine. . . she is HOT!!!!!

Thanks ma man! Missed all y'all!

Wasup y'all?

Wishing y'all a prosperous 2008! May this be the begining of greater achievements. For all y'all that made my stay on nairaland memorable, I say. . . " You guys rock! You guys r the bomb. Keep the flag flying y'all!"

Migines - Truly, u r the bros on nlnd

Ituen - You still can consider a career in stand up comedy (But please stay off guys butts!!)

Clemcykul - What would i do without u? (online & offline. . . )

Mimiko - You still catch ma eye anyday. . . + we still have an outstanding, remember?

Iwajay - Got ur back anyday man. (Not in the gay sense though. . .)

Kronkykay - You r consistently exhibiting millitancy traits

Showbobo - I'm sure u've learnt ur lesson on diplomacy

Tessybaby - mmmmmwhaaaa!!!

Tope Teadr - Errr. . . I hereby wave the white flag. . . (but that don't mean i wont bury the hatchet in ur neck if. . . )

Sam milla - Nuff Respect.

Jiddah - I think i now know why the chicken crossed the road.

The pope - Your name indeed preceeds u. You sure know how to make peace. (Using fire & petrol)

Inna rasta style, me say PUYAKA!! NUFF RESPECT FE ALL O' U.
Happy new year in advance ma pips.

Mig, i want to believe that u dont need an Ifa priest or a prophet Daniel tell u that u need to complete that joke asap, do u?

Not just a goat. . . a gay goat. . .

Bros mig, this is the second incomplete joke today. Is everything ok? I refuse to accept that this a new trend in telling jokes. Whatta gwan man?

@ poster

You really are A D*CK. Hiiisssssssssssss!

You bet it is

Yeh. It shouldnt be hard, but unfortunately, it is. If there is one thing a bankers job aint, that gotta be copy & paste. bankers dont do that sh*t. And talking about machines, the moment u realise the nature of human beings, how inconsistent they can be, how well they can default on loans & agreements & the whole works, that simply implies that such machines/softwares gotta whole lot to sort out.

Disc-Jockey

No, dont u get? She's a blonde.

And cat-head peppersoup will be a luvly dessert.

heh heh heh

Happy birthday man.

Hind

Right Now Sh!t

You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

This is the one i love most! The relief is incomprehensible!

WHAT THE F*CK!!! Is this supposed to be a joke? Take another look. . . this is the jokes section & not a place to display your ignorance!

I won't reserve mine either. That was the dumbest piece i've seen in years. It musta come from a very dumb individual.

for where?

Twisting.

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me, good old DJcrooky, before the operation. . . "

No no no no no no no!twasnt naijagurly he humped. twas ennyluv

LOL!

Smooching.

Oops! Sorry. . .

Missing

WTF?! Sheriff's chick indeed!

I for fear

Better still, an albino

lol!

Lol! Great joke robby! u rock!

Emperor, u for try remember those of us wey no sabi that language, now. . .

See ur life? u think we dont know what u & Ituen have been up to? More are still coming up o. As per my preferences, u mite wanna ask a few ladies on nairaland. . . they'll give u gist of what my bla bla bla is like.