ifyalways:
Is this Jolly Papa ?

Will surely miss him .

Firefire:
interesting....

Buhary till 2045.

chemali:
This is irresponsible journalism. CBN released a circular specifying collection from current accounts. Any collection outside current accounts should be deemed illegal and clarifications sought from CBN. CBN did not release any circular extending this to savings account. Banks doing so are being ridiculous. The bank accounts I operate have not being charged stamp duty

Jadekitana:


Habaaaa na wa o

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

mhizpeaarl:
haha u cn wed under water not a bad idea Dou

Enugu State. My state. My home. Igboland. My fatherland. It was Peter Obi who buried APC in Igbo land when he claimed that Fashola deported Igbos. He went on air, sensationalized it. Good job. Igbo youths lapped on it. Jonathan and PDP were all smiles and Obi was hailed for a job well done. He quickly joined the party on leaving office as was planned out. APGA, the alleged Igbo party was dumped and left to crumble. Ojukwu had died. The new Igbo party was PDP. The plan was going well. Jonathan would win election and our brothers would continue chopping on our behalf. The Grand plan was for 2017. Oil blocks allocations would expire in 2017 and there would be fresh allocations. Boys were positioning themselves for the greatest cake. Dasuki released 500m to Jim for Igbo elders.

They did a perfect job. In churches Buhari was branded antichrist and anti-Christians whose ambitions were to islamize the east and persecute Christians. Prayer points were raised and brethren fasted against his emergence. Jonathan was sent by God and only his emergence would save the church. Brethren spoke in tongue and prophesied. Anyone who ever prophesied anything contrary to Jonathan winning was branded antichrist and anti-Igbo. Jonathan was Igbo, our brother. Ndi Hausa hate us so much. Buhari wrote Ohaneze severally to pay them a visit. No one as much as acknowledged his letter not to talk of inviting him. What's the point? Our son is running and he's gonna win anyways. APC was outcast and taboo in the land. At the election the elders dutifully allocated 500,000 votes to Jonathan, maybe at 1000naira per vote. And 15,000 votes to Buhari. This was Igbo project remember. By 2017 Igbo sons would own oil blocks on our behalf. All seemed to be going well. Except that men without ears didn't think that God had the final say. Suddenly, like the great titanic, everything went wrong! Our brother didn't win after all! Wow. What next? They started shouting persecution. Ana emegbu ndi igbo.

Can't y'all see his appointment? I told you! We need Biafra! We never really wanted Nigeria. We only managed to take part in the election. We want Biafra! Our brothers in the Niger Delta will join us and we will get Biafra. Let's just own all the oil blocks at once. Again things didn't go as expected. Wike first threw the first stone. He warned against any Biafra rubbish. One after the other, our so called brothers, denied us again. They ain't part of any Biafra business. Wow. I thought we fought for this people? We gave Jonathan our all. We actually threw away Igbo ambitions for these people? Wow. This is happening again. They did it in old Biafra. Now again. Na wao. What next? And Buhari is arresting people up and down. Nwobodo has been named. Who next?

Uche Ekwunife has been sacked at the court. Na wao. Wahala de o. Uche, with the endorsement of Peter Obi, that same Peter has finally joined that same APC, the anti-Igbo Islamic party. She has to go back to Senate. Tony Nwoye is set to join. But that's not the main gist. Our father, Senator Jim Nwobo, first executive governor of old Anambra state, the godfather of Enugu state, founding member and the biggest chieftain of PDP, a member of the yam eating Dasuki committee of eminent Nigerians, yesterday, in company of another former Enugu Senator, walked into stakeholders meeting of the APC in Enugu and declared loyalty. He has joined the "Islamic" party.


Finally. Who's the fool here? Igbo youths! Y'all put your businesses on the line. You were ready to go to war in Lagos. You risked your families and livelihood for these men. They lied to you and you believed them. They now use you the way northern elders use their youths. They call you out at will and endanger your lives. They tell you it's because of the Igbo. Did they do our roads? Nope. Did they provide infrastructure? Did they create more jobs to employ our teeming qualified graduates? Did they improve our schools? They did nothing. They don't have our interests at heart. It's always all about their pockets. As old as elder Jim is, he still decamps up and down. Men without ears, men without shame.

Yet we defend them. We protect them with our lives. Why brothers, why. See the western youths calling out almighty Olu Falae. See the northern youths calling out the princely Dasuki. But we? No way! These men are eating on our behalf; we must attack anyone who calls their name. In fact, we shall adopt any other accused person as ours and defend him no matter how he insulted the Igbo in the past. FFK is now our son. Who did this to us? Are we cursed or are we the cause? I repeat, the real enemies of Igbo land are our political leaders at present. Let us sack the enemies at home. We Igbos are blessed with intellectuals, why do we let charlatans lead us? 2019 is around the corner. Now is the time to start. My name is Mcginger Ibeneme, I just wanna bare my mind.

vani86:


i dont doubt it, cuz she is married with 3 boys. so big ups to her and her hubby

but yours it probably looks like port harcourt owerri express way

No Offence

litaninja:
Err...its an SX sir....puny, but effective in the right hands. E.g. Xclusive works with an SX.

Vanquay:


I doubt if she knows how to use it. She could find several cheaper headphones with far more quality. The Ddj SZ is one of the best in the market. its likely she just splashed her money with no fvcking clue what some buttons use.


There is Studio, Mixr and etc but you choose solo 2...That is rather wack to me

Vanquay:
Nairaland Grandpas be like



WHERE IS THE FIREEEEE


A dJ that uses Beats Solo 2s to turntable at an event should not be taken seriously, LIke seriously Da FUQ??

huptin:


Let him go to work on that day, if he does not like it, nobody is forcing him.

APCLyingBastard:
I know of only two muslim holidays since I was born; Eid el Kabir and Eid el Malaud.

Why is the Islamist declaring another public holiday for muslims?

isuomo:
Oga O.P I know a couple who work in GTB, they got married in the same branch but the hubby was then transferred to Head Office today he is an AGM and the wife HOP in a branch here in Lagos.

mhizpeaarl:
The Boy In The Picture
Dou name his unidentified
He was said to be a student at Zero Limit Computers
He was said to be very talented
But he lost his life While Listening to Music with earpiece on the way
And got knocked down by a moving Truck

May his soul R.I.P

May untimely death never Be our portion
Did I Hear an Amen?

mhizpeaarl:
6] Love conquers all.
. When You Love someone some faults are hidden. Am not saying you should Let a Third Party in. But always try to Learn and Listen to other people's complaints about ur Partner
Sometimes they help you grow because there is always a " SENCE " in some " NONSENSE "


7] Love I not actually BLIND:
Love with your HEAD not Just Your HEART


8] Don't Date Who You Love:
SIMPLY Love who you Date