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Agwam aju buru ikenwanyi

themilanway:
Please kindly forward this to the right authorities.

People like him deserves gold medal.

Yea... Like OFR, CON.

Princejebs:
Hey guys,pls before I say anything, I need mature mind and Brain on this issue and not all these small folks that mess up around on every post.So let me not waist much of your time.There is this gal I hook up with last too month when I came back from school and the way I was looking at her I saw green light in her an I pass lol I chuk my head(sharp guy), although there's a time I wanted to date her but she refuse so I just let her go because she told me that guys are not trustworthy, broke his heart an never wanted love aqain.When I came back from skul,we both agreed an started dating an things are moving fine because I love really love her an she love me too but d problem is when ever we have a conversation in phone,she will be like somebody who want s*x because sometime she do tell me that she is not happy when ever she come to my side and I ask her why an she told me that anytime we rom*ance I always control her,I don't allow her to handle me .So I give her the chance an just last week I gave her the time an she did all she want,so when I wanted to enter the for*stry she remove my hand from there though she loves touching through p*nt and after some minutes I told her I want to use cond*m,hearing the word she stood up and started looking at me an after like 1 minute she told me she is a virgin and she is sad about been virgin and after that she was just looking at me for some minute and I ask her what happen but she refuse to tell me anything although I know she is angry cos I tourch everything.I want her cos am also a virgin an I really wana do that an am sure she also want it just that she is a virgin.....ladies and gentle men..can somebody advice me I love her so much am 21 and she is 20

I love her so much @21...



Boy you are too small for this... What do you know about love. Can you feed her for one week.


Better focus on your study, its your biggest problem. Loverboy

eeeh na


when ada becomes cindy thats what you get

To attract attention to Africa A reason

Hmmm, where is that nigga on top from?

ThisisBuhari:
Change has come bro, u better wake up and change ur business

Whats your reason for snapping your uncle and uploading on nairaland.


For us to see how he sleeps abi

Na waoooo

Nsonaso:
A lot bro..... At least better than BlackBerry OS and Windows Phone OS combined....

[b]Initially when I said iPhone users does a lot of things with their iPhone more than Windows Phone OS and BlackBerry Os combined, people started quoting me and asking me to mention ‘em.

But I was afraid to list them because am scared that if I tell them, they may be tempted to go and sell their fathers land in the village to buy an iPhone just like the Chinese kid last year with his kidney.
And I know my Nigerians very well, we love our lives and we are not willing to tread it with anything so nobody will be willing to sell his/her kidney like the Chinese kid but our fathers land in the village will not be spared.
…… That’s a joke please, don’t take it too personal…..

1. iPhone has a built in Dictionary that automatically integrate into every App you install on your iPhone, making it easy for you to find meaning of words right on the App you’re using (just by taping and holding the word and click on “Define” on the list of options that appear…) without leaving the App.
2. iPhone has Text to Speech engine that integrate into every App you install on your iPhone, enabling your iPhone to read every Text file on the screen while you do the listening. (It works across all your Apps including third-party Apps like Chrome, Opera mini, MS word etc. You can as well just select a particular word you don’t know how to pronounce (either on your browser, Opera Mini for instance or any other App you install on your iPhone) and your iPhone will pronounce it for you.
3. Have you ever played a Music with your phone while you’re feeling sleepy and you wish your phone could stop playing the music when you doss off? Well iPhone does it even when you’re using a third-party Music Player like TTPod or Musixmatch etc.
4. A lot of people like to take Selfie, but using your hand to hold your phone and control the camera at the same time, is kind of look awkward but with your iPhone Original headset, you can place your iPhone on a table or anything at all and comfortably control the Camera of your iPhone just with the volume locker on your headset.
5. A lot of people like to “Take Note” of things that matter to them…. For me I’ve lost countless of my Notes, since 2008 that I started using Smartphone even with my HTC One Dual SIM I lost my note after I updated to Android 5

(Until I discovered MIUI ROM the best Android ROM on the planet: MIUI also back up SMS, Contact, Call log, Recorder, Music Play List etc. for those interested)

iPhone Note App backs up your Notes automatically to Gmail or iCloud. You can also insert picture to your iPhone Note, also when you copy an article on the internet to your Note, it also copy both the picture in the article.

7. iPhone remains the only mobile phone that plays the award winning Chair Entertainment Game “Infinity Blade I, II & III”
8. Plus what you think a Lumia phone and BlackBerry can do combined togher.

9. Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to stop here for some people has already started thinking of the worth of their father’s land in the village so they and sell it and buy an iPhone. And I wouldn’t want to be held responsible for being the person that talked them into selling their fathers precious land.
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Nsonaso:
A lot bro..... At least better than BlackBerry OS and Windows Phone OS combined....

[b]Initially when I said iPhone users does a lot of things with their iPhone more than Windows Phone OS and BlackBerry Os combined, people started quoting me and asking me to mention ‘em.

But I was afraid to list them because am scared that if I tell them, they may be tempted to go and sell their fathers land in the village to buy an iPhone just like the Chinese kid last year with his kidney.
And I know my Nigerians very well, we love our lives and we are not willing to tread it with anything so nobody will be willing to sell his/her kidney like the Chinese kid but our fathers land in the village will not be spared.
…… That’s a joke please, don’t take it too personal…..

1. iPhone has a built in Dictionary that automatically integrate into every App you install on your iPhone, making it easy for you to find meaning of words right on the App you’re using (just by taping and holding the word and click on “Define” on the list of options that appear…) without leaving the App.
2. iPhone has Text to Speech engine that integrate into every App you install on your iPhone, enabling your iPhone to read every Text file on the screen while you do the listening. (It works across all your Apps including third-party Apps like Chrome, Opera mini, MS word etc. You can as well just select a particular word you don’t know how to pronounce (either on your browser, Opera Mini for instance or any other App you install on your iPhone) and your iPhone will pronounce it for you.
3. Have you ever played a Music with your phone while you’re feeling sleepy and you wish your phone could stop playing the music when you doss off? Well iPhone does it even when you’re using a third-party Music Player like TTPod or Musixmatch etc.
4. A lot of people like to take Selfie, but using your hand to hold your phone and control the camera at the same time, is kind of look awkward but with your iPhone Original headset, you can place your iPhone on a table or anything at all and comfortably control the Camera of your iPhone just with the volume locker on your headset.
5. A lot of people like to “Take Note” of things that matter to them…. For me I’ve lost countless of my Notes, since 2008 that I started using Smartphone even with my HTC One Dual SIM I lost my note after I updated to Android 5

(Until I discovered MIUI ROM the best Android ROM on the planet: MIUI also back up SMS, Contact, Call log, Recorder, Music Play List etc. for those interested)

iPhone Note App backs up your Notes automatically to Gmail or iCloud. You can also insert picture to your iPhone Note, also when you copy an article on the internet to your Note, it also copy both the picture in the article.

7. iPhone remains the only mobile phone that plays the award winning Chair Entertainment Game “Infinity Blade I, II & III”
8. Plus what you think a Lumia phone and BlackBerry can do combined togher.

9. Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to stop here for some people has already started thinking of the worth of their father’s land in the village so they and sell it and buy an iPhone. And I wouldn’t want to be held responsible for being the person that talked them into selling their fathers precious land.
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Dictionary, speech, what does on o, selfie/Pishure, back up, , os win & bb combined etc.



Brother, the question remains are these above-listed bla bla bla worth Wan hundred & pipteen or porty thousaad

bcomputer101:
Prove yourself

My calculator gave me 3310 as the answer.

peeparty:
your lucky bros,keep her and treat her well..

Thanks



you tooo

She be INTRO

Brief!! Educating!!! And Straight to the Point.
I have Number 8.

Funny.


Op na god catch you so. I no dey mess like that. My own get respect for me so it come at the right time. At home.

Serious things of life don carry dem goooo

Awwwww.
Bad Market!!!

End of Ghosting In sight.


For those behind me... Though

Heard this on Radio Nigeria.
Its not too bad sha.

Too Gbad... Very Stricken by Grieve.

angels09:
Apart from camera and feel

It doesn't communicate with other gadgets no file sharing just a stand-alone ..
please users educate me
Apart from the bragging rights of how much it costs.... What else?
In camera Lumia Windows Phone makes iPhone a learner....
Battery life Lumia Windows Phone setting the pace

I Have Been Thinking About This. Especially When I Hear Wan Hundred & Pipteen Thausand Naira Cost price.

I love your kind of girl. Industrious in own unique way.

Kudos.
P.s been watching from underground.

The reason is simple, She has changed 'Change Is the only Constant thing'

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5

This is called 'SELFkill'

May have Disappeared to his shrine

Happiness87:
have you used the word clueless before or have you ever cautioned those using the word clueless??

Compare both words.

londonrivals:
http://thenationonlineng.net/icpc-set-to-put-social-media-on-watchlist-says-chairman/

At this juncture, Not junction.

1stGenius:
.

Liability, yet they will be happy.

fromnigeria:
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Friends, What should i do, whats really the issue with 1960bet.
Am running out of patience.

Thanks alot.

The Phoenix has risen.
The King Of the Jungle Is Back. For real.


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