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Stalemate!!!
And when two elephants fight? The students suffers it.

N'landers! This is how Macmillian SOS textbook defined Pollution.
I strongly disagree, going by what i was taught.
I'm thinking they defined Pollutant instead of Pollution.
Who is wrong? Macmillian or My humble self.
Your take?

Pardon my camera

They dont have any choice

Thank God nothing has happened! If what i have here is true bro,
i believe you have a girl friend, just use her to relief your urge,
what you want from that girl might be same reason her boyfriend throw her out.
Help her, dont hurt her.

Samfigo1:
Nairalanderz I hail thee....
Goodday everyone , I want to share what I am going through at present, I want your advice or better still judge me I could be wrong with my action.
I have been cohabiting with a lady for a week now, before I move on let me share how the cohabitation began.
This girl came to our house when she was seeking admission to a school close to my house, one of my housemates accommodated her, he claimed the girl was his girlfriend, eventually, the girl got admitted into the school and started living with the guy but after two weeks they had misunderstandings the girl had no where to go, this lady in question since she came into the house I have taken her as my sister and my friend so we had good rapport. After the misunderstanding with her boyfriend she walked up to me and told me she wanted to leave her boyfriend's room for my room and that it won't last long just for mean time I concurred with immediate alarcrity I told her no qualm after consulting her boyfriend about her plan, the guy said he has no problem as regards her plan. The following day she packed her things inside my room, I thought I was dreaming, I started mulling on what to do, someone I have taken as my sister chei! Kongi na bastard you know now.... I kept calm, that night we were discussing she started telling me stories on the same matress with me, suddenly, I kept mute I was not responding to her super story I was even facing down because I was trying to pack my John Thomas I didn't want her to see the kind of press up it was performing, she thought I had slept so she kept quiet. After few minutes I did as if I jarupaing Lol. pardon me sleep walking or unconcious turning anyhow (you should have understood) I put one of my hands across, lo and behold it rested on her bossoms I was thinking she would throw away my hand but she didn't, that was why I drew her closer and we started kissing, pressing and the likes but whenever I wanted to go down low she would say stop and I would sluggishly take my hand off her, after 4-5 days I could not control the urge, I said to myself tonight I must enter this girl, when night came we started as usual when I was about going down she said stop I did as if I didn't hear, I was trying to unclothe her, she was still saying stop but I turned deaf ears when I was about to remove her undies she started crying profusely I was like what the hell! Did I beat you? She did say a word other than crying after few seconds she said ''it's because I'm staying here'' my blood that was flowing for 140km/min just slowed down and I left her on the matress and slept off. The following day she did not leave and this sexual urge was unresistable. Nairalanders am I taking advantage of her? or was she trying to form? If I asked her to leave she has no place to go what can I do?

Zis zis nan ov my bisness.

Op you no de listen news
i expected to see
JIGAWA first then
NASSARAWA et al


well done sha

Hahaahahha, u funny

kalufelix:
my broda 20pin for this kind 10mins job no be just o..me go play the script for something lesser sef

ACTION!!!

Assuming am that phone dealer:
you buy a phone from my shop, take it home, bring it back loaded with Apps only to tell me you discovered its 16GB

Onekpe!!!!
How do i believe you?

The authoruty should arrest the pastor and these victims for accepting to be used to fake miracles for a just N20,000.
I rest my case.

This is just the beginning.
My people make una open una eye.
Mtn na scam.
Get an etisalat sim for yourself and family.

Mhu!mhu!!mhu!!!
Lwkmd

Thanks
what words do you have for those who have taken that Jeru trip?

There are so many drops of greatness in Nigerians!! & I am still proud to be a Nigeria, despite the challenges.

Depends on his or her knowledge of you and your kind of person.

prdjgood:
and for him/her to understand nko?

Make him/her understand you believe and pratice 'One man One Vote', other falls in automatically.

The real Robbers can't be this foolish!!!

IamDino:
These robbers robbed smartly but aftermath turned to FOOLS...
Why would you carry bundles of money with bank seals around.
Not supporting the robbers though.

What Business Is it sir??

edmarknetwork:
MY BUSINESS REQUIRES LESS THAN N40,000. TO START.YOU WILL NEVER BE OUT OF BUSINESS AND IT COMES WITHOUT RISK.

Is da so ?

Please what are some of the disadvantages??

Haven't you heard of the prosperity of the wicked??

thanks poster for sharing,
How did you start? On your own or attended such schools?
Persons like me aspiring to become n get to your level are giving up either for financial reasons or cos of the complexities of the web.
How can a not even-a-beginner (who knows little of HTML&CSS) start? I really love Web design.
Thanks

Are You Okay??
Sir

Neduzze5:
If to say dullardish President and King Maker of Western Germany din start work now, the spate of crime waves around the country should have reduced.

But since they have seen that he is an empty barrel giving around, taking pictures, having meetings and electing Presidents of Western Germany, they keep committing all sorts of crimes!!

Neduzze5:
If to say dullardish President and King Maker of Western Germany din start work now, the spate of crime waves around the country should have reduced.

But since they have seen that he is an empty barrel giving around, taking pictures, having meetings and electing Presidents of Western Germany, they keep committing all sorts of crimes!!

Are You Okay??
Sir

Neduzze5:
If to say dullardish President and King Maker of Western Germany din start work now, the spate of crime waves around the country should have reduced.

But since they have seen that he is an empty barrel giving around, taking pictures, having meetings and electing Presidents of Western Germany, they keep committing all sorts of crimes!!

What are you saying My friend!!!

vedd:
Much as i condemn the government neglect of our past heroes, these sportsmen and entertainers earn much money during their prime and when alive. They should invest wisely and build legacies that will outlive them. Not waiting for government bailout from their challenges after retirement, & monuments after death.

why on chat? Is anything wrong with this husband and wife?

Teen Inventing condom is rather mind-boggling. They know even more than their parents.

I hope you're married? I mean you are supposed to know about this long before marriage.
Sorry i Cant help, you want just doctors and i am not!

I am coming to acquire my own share!!!

RIP sir you're gone but your legacy (not manhood) lives on.