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You know you are a game addict when u get angry with everybody because u failed to pass a stage/mission

alons:
this is getting me more confuse...is it as a coach or as a player?

Bros d tin dey confuse me self

The festive period for the month of
July has come and gone. In as much as the roads were a bit dry thanks to the almighty CHANGE era, nonetheless, folks who could afford it, traveled home to spend the
holidays with loved ones. Some with their
personal vehicles while others used commercial forms of transportation.
Accompanying a relative to the park, I couldn’t help but notice a class of people who’d always spice up the trip by giving us something to laugh about. I guess you’re wondering who I’m referring to yea?
Well here they are:

1. The suya seller
Their arms are mostly adorned with brown
paper containing red spicy and not to forget oily roasted meat on sticks or on trays. They are mostly northerners. I dare warn you. If you must eat, be ready to stop to use the loo in the bush. And please don’t forget how they whistle to grab your attention.

2.The make-up seller
Pushing a large cart full of various brands, I’m
surprised they’ve upgraded themselves by
selling top brands like Mary-Kay, Mac, and co.
One even told me he has Tara products. I was
shocked. And their recommendations, so on
point!

3. The recharge card seller
Always there to save you in the nick of time
when online banking decides to go haywire and you need to make a desperate phone call.

4. The food Seller
Of all the classes of people mentioned, these
set of people have impressed me the most. The small bukker owners have upgraded and
polished their selling skills from staying in the
shop and waiting for customers, to food
packaging. They have almost everything packed and ready for sale. And of course, it’s steaming hot like we love it.

5. The candy seller
These ones I always find hard to resist. At least to save yourself from stale breath on your trip.


Which ones have I missed out? To you, they might be a bug, all up in your face, but to someone, that’s the only opportunity they have to shop and eat. Lol

Badyear:
Mr Kerry do you think this is goodluck era?,
This is a new nigeria that preaches buy nigerian to grow naira so sorry we rather build our own aircrafts
#sarcasm

Wic build our own, do u think we are talking about innoson.

SultanOfBrunei:
the real givers are those who give and not publicize it.

How did you know jesus feed 5000 and 4000 and even gave hope to so many people.

Publicizing its not what God is against, the motive behind the publicizing that what he looks @

uwagimboo:
Old enough for ur mum..

And u are preaching about prayer. SMH.

Ronaldinnioh:
Oyedepo after collecting tithes and offering for years in your church members and you decided to even collect money for project Sunday to raise a University hat the church members can't even attend and you call yourself a man of God.

Go and read the bible...Jesus fee the 5000 with five loaves and two fishes. 12 baskets was left. Oyedepo keep getting wealth after you are tired your son will take over the church....Christianity what a jonsing ground.

Christianity is a very big lucrative business that one can invest on for years and get a huge turnover. After all they don't pay tax.....

Just a simple congratulation would do. For God sake its there anniversary

nonjebose:
Wetin concern you, OP. How often do you read your bible, yes you OP? Okay, not frequently. Are you surprised or happy now?

Bros no enter market o, because if u enter market u case go critical.

Chai!!!!!

Guilty as charged. Lol

If you tell them the actual amount they will reduce it thinking u padded the school fee

So my dear u gat pad the tin high so if dem reduce u go still gain. If not u go suffer die for school.

martineinstein:
i never did any padding during my school days...they gave me money when i needed it and i wasnt the party type or the type that spend to acquire fame...i just wanted to be focused and reward my parents for their high level of responsibility and hardworks.

The most important reason is: i wanted to avoid cognitive dessonance and guilty conscience.


Most 'padders' are people that concentrate more on popularity and fashion or those that tried to be what they are not

Dont forget dat ur children will 'multi-pad' u in a smarter way.

Who ask u all this may u dey talk now

1. You are sacred of HIM cheating on you because the only thing you can offer in the relationship in SEX

2. 98% of Nigeria relationship lack Vision

3. Only 2% of girls in nigeria can turn a boy into a man.

4. 98% of guys in nigeria don't know why they are in a relationship

5. The reason why it looks like your relationship does not have a bright future because it lacks proper definition

#Fact

Olympics they do ojoro
They should introduce sport like Ludo Whot Rolling of dice Skipping rope
We go park Gold come house.

WalkerMichael:
. Good morning nairalanders! Today 20th August is my birthday. Please show me plenty love, shower me with likes

@op I didn't read your post but thank God for your life. Na joblessness they make person watch porn I swear. If to say you they work for Indian company 7-7, to they carry phone sef go be world War 3:v

Right on bro
When you jobless, the devil employs u. Period

4Qbitch:
Do I care as much as u do?
Some people bear "Saint" but they re worse than d devil.

U should take heed. Because he made a valid point.

abdulkayus:
Seun, dont say on what u dont have much knowledge on. There are a lot of ppl who do not even hug, kiss or romance talkless of sex during their courtship. Many are practising full celibacy and more will still continue. Cos the world is morally depraved shouldnt mean that we shld move castigate the right thing.

How about the mind, the few might have visualize it one way or the other. And according to the bible that ........?

wman:
Get God of War 1 and 2 PS2 ISO.
Then PCX2 (PS2 emulator) to emulate the game.
Chains of Olympus and Ghosts of Sparta on PSP (ISO or CSO)
Get a PSP emulator for PC- PPSPP

Please how can I get the emulator on my PC

Ximenez:
you should rather be surprised at your own stunted mental development, we can't both see things the same way, and if you think it's your own opinion that is correct then it shows you reason in a unidirectional way, wait in your house the fg will come and feed you and your family don't think outside the box and find something to do, it's your type that blame others for their own failures. The point still remains that if she had what it takes she could have won the gold medal without the government support. But it's a pity in this part of the world, the fg must do everything for the citizens. You asked for it, next time you don't agree with someone's view, simply correct him by saying how you see the issue as other intelligent people have done before you

Chai!!!!!
I still hail ur folishness

Please how can I get God of war on my pc. Please I need answer ASAP

Ximenez:
Don't put the blame of your failure on anybody else but yourself, you could have gone all the up if you have what it takes without the government support, you are a weightlifter. But at the same time shame on the FG for sponsoring pilgrimage and neglecting the Olympians but i still believe that countries like Nigeria that is with so much pressing issues to deal with should be saved the distractions of even the world Cup for now, so they can tidy up the home first. If you had gone all the way to win a medal without support and dedicate it to your country, then you might get some sympathy and love. But what have you done for Nigeria? That's what you should be asking yourself rather thinking of what Nigeria should do for you.

Am suprise @ ur folisness

Very disorganized

mrvitalis:
There is nothing innovative here tho

Let's stop celebrating rubbish, igbos are good in technology but not this, go to PRODA or siedi in enugu that's were u see igbo engineering not this rubbish

Mind u I am igbo too

The tin tire me o, that fan na breeze he dey blow abi na breeze dey blow am

HungerBAD:
Old Age don come.

Bros I dey tell. Baba don old

Somebody's son

See serious Mouth Action chai!!

After if we talk, they will say we like bashing pastors. Cha!!!!!!!!!

hakinze00:
I just dnt knw why people have the boldness to talk badly about pastors,never discriminate a man of God,if he is emblezzing money,4 doz quoting me,I still stand on my words dat a pastor living a lavish life doesn't gv u d audacity 2 judge him,dats why we dnt ve real christians again since we all ve d same mindsets has OP

So what did our lord jesus christ do in mathew 23:1 - 17

Warming up, abeg bring chilled origin

thekingisback:
The guy wen too far. How do people even enjoy rape sex?

I keep asking myself that question over and over again because sleeping with a girl that is not even responding is boring not to talk of raping. I better visit the brothel than to rape

Lol I just can't laugh
Where are the God of war fans, come and talk o and before you start typing your underworld crap, go and watch xmen apocalysy and see how powerful magnito is

Full power

Who will win

baddestchic:
wolverine is overhyped.....

Nope babe god of war is overhyped

The sooner you realize that all these god of men don't care about you, they don't give a finch about you, they don't care wether u eat, go to school or become anything in life the better you would become. The reason they manage to call you its because of the role you are playing in their business venture, that's why they still manage to call you, gain admission or leave that environment you eye will neat. All they care about is there pocket, their family, and their well being. They send their children to study in the best school outside why they tell you not to school outside the place where their business is located because of the role you are playing, and if u disagree they term you "back slide brother".

Be wise, study your bible, love your God, do as he commands you, help the poor and teach the undiluted word of God, give hope to people and make Nigeria a better place. God bless you


#learnfromthebible
Honest Lad
Speaking out