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Remilekun101:
Can you comprehend this

sehr geehrte frau Sandra ich bin ein schuelerin von die Deutsche Internationale Schule in Johannesburg, Suedafrika ich schreibe in 2 monaten meine DSD II- damit ich in Deutschland studieren und arbeiten kann. was kann ich tun um meine schriftliche Deutsch zu verbessern?

Dear wife Sandra I einschuelerin of the
German International School in Johannesburg,
South Africa ichschreibe in 2 months damitich
study my DSD II in Germany and labor can.
what can I do to my written German to
improve?

Lemme help him to comprehend it. No mind am he is just exaggerating

Remilekun101:
[size=28pt]I want you people sharing his testimony to understand one thing, HE READ HIS BOOKS and DIDN'T JUST BELIEVE IN MIRACLES[/size]

No mind d guy. He did not tell dem he read is book ooooo.

I love ur comment
Believe in miracle and don't read ur book, u go fail pass buhari

dedons:
Hmmmmm...

Your six - year old brother just returned from the states indeed.

I guess it's BUBU's katsina state.

keep on deceiving your self and other gullible nairalanders.



Anyway, if you must explain the existence of God to anyone, then you must first explain to yourself why you personally believe in his Existence.





SHIKENA!

No mind d guy. D guy dey bobo himself

WTF All these one fart dey crack wall

On Reddit, a user asked psychiatrists/
psychologists about what the most profound
thing they have ever heard from their patients is. The responses are amazingly deep and they will help you to better understand the patients' conditions.

1."I don't wanna kill myself. I wanna kill the part of me that wants to kill myself."

2. "People don't do drugs to feel good. People do drugs to feel less bad."

3. "Imagine if every small decision felt like it had life or death consequences."
(From a patient describing living with an anxiety disorder.)

4. "My arms miss you."
(From a ten year old autistic boy asking for a
hug. These might be some of the deepest words ever spoken.)

5. "Feeling pain is better than feeling nothing."

6. "It's okay if I don't have any friends. Having friends makes you happy but it doesn't make you a good person. You know who was really popular? Hitler."
(From a child with autism who was struggling
with her difficulty making and keeping friends.)

7. "I feel like a ghost, walking around unseen in the backdrops of these other happy lives."
(From a 56-year-old alcoholic.)


8. "It's as if you've tripped and the moment where you don't know if you are going to catch yourself or not. That's how I feel all day."
(From a patient with Generalized Anxiety
Disorder.)

9. "We spend our whole lives trying to get to a certain place or acquire certain things so that we may be happy. But true happiness is when you realize you are never going to get to that place or that even when you do you will still be dreaming of a new place or new things. So happiness has to start now, with
what we have."
(From a patient recovering from body image
issues.)

10. "I like you Jace, I don't care what my voices say about you."
(From a client with Schizoaffective disorder.)

11. "I don't take my meds to fix me, because there's nothing wrong with me. I take them because everyone else is crazy and I need to fit in."
(From a patient with Bipolar disorder at a
nursing home.)

12. "I guess I missed the transition from when the ground was lava and imaginary friends became schizophrenia."


13. "An altruistic lover of truth and beauty." I then asked him how others would describe him: "Bit of a c*nt probably.
(This is the response the doctor got after he
asked his patient with Bipolar Disorder how the patient would describe himself. The doctor then asked him how others would describe him. The patient replied:
"Bit of a c*nt probably."



14. "The medication made the voices go away. I'm lonely now.

GoodieAmy:
This is the height of your craziness. I assuredly tell you that you've not encountered Christ. Know Him before its too late. You wont regret knowing Him. I'm out of your matter...

Don't insult him, show him love, he is the reason why we are on earth.

GossipHeart:
Bunch of ass lickers and ignorant people.

What's the purpose of meeting with Mark ?? To discuss some business or to take pictures with him ??

All does our block head celebrities, what do dey know. Dey just want to snap pics. How does film and programming connect. Instead they will learn tips on how to change the world from him they are busy shinning teeth upanda.

LOVEGINO:
To whom it may concern

Gbam!!!!!! If e concern u read, if e no concern you move ahead .
Kudos I love dis ur comment

LOVEGINO:
To whom it may concern

Gbam!!!!!! If e concern u read, if e no concern you move ahead

DLuciano:
Don't mind them. Seun, Lalasticala, mynd44 and the rest niggas will not go and learn new social media techniques from Mark Zukerberg just here in Lagos, only to suspend, block and all manner of sentiments they know. How many times have you heard face book block your comment or quote or suspend you?

After they will say buhari is a tyrant

That's y I stop going to church.

Because if I go to church, all I see is bullshit, and if I complain, the pastor get angry and chase me out of the church. So u see.

Bullshit everywhere

Dronedude:
I can't find him there but I'm happy he chose Nigeria even though he isn't that important but his presence with aspiring n existing entrepreneur in the tech industry will be a motivation. Kudos Mark you r doing a great job.

Even though he isn't that important? Guy u well

cole265:
Roro Kingdom

The tin tire oooo Wic one b roro kingdom again

The second picture is a clear example of words and opposite

All dis one's with demand. Na so so demand dey sabi.

Demand dis
Demand dat

Strike if demand not met.

Do u tink our deaf government will reason u

If u go on strike, just have it @ the back of ur mind that its going to b infinite strike.

That's wat I call figures. God is really warming up to punish so many leaders

We are really seeing the change

RIp.

Shebi na wetin persin like na him go do.

Lifestone:
They were not banned from importation , but were barred from accessing official window for Fx.
For Pete sake check out that list yourself!

The tin tire me oooo, banning those things is like banning nigeria

That u tie na died. U wan commit suicide

EyeHateGod:
@bolded Ain't heard of that b4

Too much romance section

How do u tell that u understand ur teacher in school after teaching

Lemme rephrase ur question, then answer yourself(that's if your are intelligent)

Can cat and fish becomes friend without any wahala


Why do u think jesus choose 12 niggas and no babe?

ReorxTohGan:
yea,buh Without Faith&righteousness, All The Words R Virtually Uselez ..Jez Like Havn A Match Box Without Any Match Stick In It.

The match stick is the WORD.

aylagos:
Before you know it bible will be wipe out then satan will be in happy mood. God forbid.

SMH too much of 9ja drama

aylagos:
I don't think so

U don't need to think it, its the plain truth

Pastors will stand on the pulpit and preach hate message against the muslim. Muslim want to islamize nigeria, they want to make us all muslim bla bla bla (most pastors are very ignorant, any where they hear of muslim is islamize nigeria) thereby sowing the seed of hatred in the heart of young and ignorant believer in the church.

1. Is this the goodnews God sent us to deliver?

2. Because muslim are violent those that change the Message of the good new?s

3. Are you bringing peace with your message or you are brewing war?.

4. How do you hope to convert them with your message of war and hate?
Two wrongs don't ever make a right, the bible said where sin dwells grace dwell much more, Jesus message did not change for one day even when the there where much persecution, the message of love is even stronger in the heat of war. Be wise follow christ.


#Learnfromdbible

Ehh hope is not for people living in nigeria oooo?

Nkem4040:
Lets analyze your claim. One truck carrying gasoline was aimed at, as a result over 100 trucks behind it ignited in inferno at the same time, incinerating all 100 simultaneously, is it scientifically plausible?

On March 31, 1968 a 106 vehicle convoy of
the Nigerian 2nd Division transporting 6000
infantry as well as armor from Onitsha to
Enugu was ambushed and decimated in the
town of Abagana by a small troop of Biafran
soldiers led by Maj. Jonathan Uchendu.
Homemade Ogbunigwe rocket missiles were
launched by the Biafrans at a tanker truck
carrying gasoline which caused an enormous
explosion that tossed armored cars like tin
cans.[10] 350 tons of equipment were
destroyed or captured by the Biafran troops

Nkem4040:
It wasn't a grenade launcher per se, but the Biafrran military re-engineered the ogbunike into an unknown technology that they refused to disclose till this day. It was done in such a way that the damage will ignite a chain reaction and evidently catastrophic. Yes the guy you replied is right in the casualty, though I think it was more. It was the most deadly military loss ever encountered by the Nigerian military. I mean thousands of Nigerian military personnel and hundreds of armoured vehicles entering Abagana in a convoy in excess of 50km stretch were incinerated, and most died instantly. How Muritila Mohammad and his crew escaped, remains a mystery. This attack was led by Hannibal of Biafrra General Joe Achuzia in an operation code-named HEROSHIMA.

We don't lie here, we provide evidence; pictures or video. The video is on youtube...here is direct video excerpt of the event.
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8295930

There was no special reaction, the rocket was aim at a tanker truck carrying gasoline.