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you share the same birthday with samuel kpeteru and yosef jobo...great!
but before i wish you a happy birthday, i must appreciate your beauty.
you chics are heavenly endowed with full breasts and cute faces....the sister by the right has rude, kissable lips. unfortunately, i can't assess your backsides because you weren't putting on tight dresses. all the same, you're good material for the rainy season..
so who among you is ready for marriage?

ok, i just voted in the two categories featuring fynestboi...
here's proof..

this is pure cheating and should be kicked against!

you preach justice but here you are practicing otherwise!!

why does this have to be on the front page, for God's sake?

is it because he's a mod in nairaland?

or is it because he won mr nairaland award - of course, through massive rigging?

why is fynestboi so greedy?

must he compete and win every online award?

we will not accept this! and we hereby call on seun to put down this thread before i report the matter to the OAU board of trustees!!

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strange, ain't it?

samuel peter celebrating his birthday today, as well as yosef jobo.

both of them are 36.

one is football age and the other is boxing age.

i can give 36 reasons why i think they're both lying..

LOL! to the post above...but the title is inversely related to the content.

happy football-age birthday to yosef jobo!

i couldn't see her boobs!
on a serious note, she's the definition of feminism....unlike these idiots barking on nairaland.
90% of her customers are males! why not? but if i'd ever allow a female to cut my hair, she'd have to do it facing me so i can feed my eyes on her boobs and tell her how beautiful they look..

oyinbo been spoiling their kids since 1632 bc. i can imagine michelle telling her daughter, tearfully,
"honey, please stop smoking and mommy proud. please, please and please....i'd do whatever you ask of me."

dear Lord!

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joseph1832:
I actually thought she's 27.

she don pass 27, bro..

i don't girls who can't fvck very well.
i avoid virgins because they're boring...you'd have to break through the hymen with skill and tenderness and to a new theatre of blood-flow. their screams too make you feel like a rapist.
i don't do fat girls because they sweat and are difficult to manipulate in a fvck frenzy.
ultimately...

I HATE AND FORBID GIRLS WITH STINKY PVSSIES!!!! i mean girls wey dia toto dey smell!

the best moment of my life is yet to come.

but for now, the only one i can think of is the day i fvcked and eventually fell in love with the hoe that deflowered me.
the sensation in discharging fluid with 'ah!' was fantastic ...it was my first experience and i felt like i had broken a world record..

twice! when i was still using my fucktoto moniker...i wouldn't call it a date, though.
but we fvcked to our satisfaction..

joseph1832:
Wow!!! She's even older than me. LMAO!.

so you used to think she's a girl?

joseph1832:
Actually you pay house rent every month. Divide the rent you pay annually by 12 and you'll know how much you pay a month.

leave that guy.
he's still living with his parents; that's why he thinks a family can live 'decently' with an 80k monthly take-home..

danbrowndmf:
do u pay house rent every month? Or do u pay nepa bill every day?

do you eat everyday?
do you take your bath everyday?
do you go to work everyday?


when you start working and having responsibilities you'll understand those questions..

i love nigeria so much i can represent her in sex marathon.
please remind me to enroll when it's time..

danbrowndmf:
Nigeria.

do you know what it means to live decently? how is that possible with a package 80k per month? it's not your fault, bro....when you start paying house rent, nepa bills, security bills, school fees for your kids, siblings and upkeep for your parents you'll understand.

daretodiffer:
I must be earning at least a 200k before I can think of marriage but if I am not, my partner must earn up to that amount of money o.

at 35, you still nurse this mentality

danbrowndmf:
Mr falconey you wrote well. But for u to actually say u have to dwell in million for you to be able to carter for you and your family. People earn less than 80k a month and they still get married and leave a decent life off their pay. It a matter of setting your piority right.

in togo or nigeria

GMBuhari:
Bask in your obnoxious glory of mental incapacity


Bye bye

the odds are against you...stop embarrassing yourself any further. only douchebags would still have the guts to defend a failed government like APC..

this thread needs to be revisited..