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Tallesty1: How can you say he is your Ex when you are still fvcking him? Some people really do have fish brain.

so you think having sex means one is in a relationship?

I came across this on "linda ikeji blog" if its true that people keep having sex with their ex after a break up while waiting for a new lover

To my surprise most of the ladies on the blog are guilty, they admitted it

So now to nairalanders, is it true that you have sex with your ex while single?

The truth remains that some of these celebrities fabricated their stories to make the story of their journey so interesting

I never believed yul's story, this guy was damn rich back in the days at uniport so what is he telling us?

This " behind every successful man there's a woman" adage shouldn't be generalized

There are some men who their downfall is caused by the woman they married

Is there even anywhere they pay hourly in nigeria?

I wish there is

Music production

Der is no such tin as lady there

qstar: Seems you are using a mobile phone. If it's an android phone, then try this:

[b]the desired sentence[/gb]

Just remove the "g" before the last "b", then you're good to go.

I use bb curve 3, can it do it?

Can someone please teach me how to BOLd some words when quoting someone

There are things in some posts I really need to comment on which I need to make a bold line

malvisguy212: you are an atheist, I don't expect you to believe, I don't have prove to give you,it was God that keep him alive, but know this, the prayer of your love's one work for you.

There is many tinx about God you guys don't know,if you want God to answer your prayer, ask him with a clean heart because God cannot behold sin, a real seeker of truth/atheist dos not go about blasphemy the name of God, instead he ask question and wish to have mature answer, but the atheist here on nairaland don't want answer, they just want to fight someone they claim do not exist,they are so sure God do not exist, but there are thousand of christian that has an encounter with God , for God so kind, am amoung them.
there is one tin I love about life, either you like it or not, one day it will all come to an end, and there will be a lot of question you will be asking on your sick bed as an atheist, what if am wrong? Is there a God? If there is, what will I say to Him? Soooo many question Bro , but as for me, I don't have anytin to fear, if there is, I WILL GIVE GOD THE GLORY, if there is no God, I size to exist.
Thank you for your time.

this is what I hate when people said I should pray with a clean heart to get result, was I praying with a dirty heart, mom first of all said its because I braid hair, then I went to cut the hair but nothing hapened

If what you prayed for works we give God the glory, if it doesn't we look for a way to blame ourselves

This is a crap

malvisguy212: you did not open this thread for advice, you open it to mock God,if you had open it for advice, you would'av thank the my christians brother for the advice instead you praise an atheist, God know you before you were born, He know'S this day will come, if God had answer your prayer, you will still turn back against Him, you said, you have been praying since 1985 and today you are still alive to rebel against the same God that keep you alive.

Your own is even small compare to mine, by the grace of God am what I am today, when I was a little boy, I don't know how to pray I don't even go to church, am not a bad guy or good guy, I just live my life the way I like it, until one night when I bow in the presence of God.

Either you like it or not, you find a way to please your self when you commit sin, one thin for sure THERE IS GOD.
Thank you.

I didn't create the thread to mock God, just that som1 said something sensible and I commend him for that, is that bad?

Anyway if you think God is the reason am alive since 1985 I was born till this day the I have a common question for you

What about those who don't believe in God but still much alive?

What about those who believe in him but are no longer living? , my mom is an example, she so much believed in God but what happened?

She died at the age of 55 while we have 80 years old atheists

The worst is that she collapsed and died inside church,and don't tell me God has taken her because of where the incident occurred

The pastor whom was at service when my mom collapsed,after praying for her he said if my mom dies he would throw away his bible and stop worshiping God,the family scattered,I ran to bush to pray, dad ran to church, my sister gathered prayer warriors, what happened? few hours later my black queen gave up

THe pastor came back to accuse our uncles in the village when autopsy had already proven mom died of high BP

He called the doctor and the autopsy carnal beings that we shouldn't listen to the autopsy report, anyway I finished him with mouth, he came to burial dragging canopy where they will be positioned for drinks and rice, left for me they 4 no eat anything that day




R.I.p angelina uzoamaka oruche
I'll miss you till my dying day

timmy2409: Like mazaje said above, prayer is quite possibly the biggest illusion in all religion. If you pray for something, and it happens sometime down the line, God did it! And if it doesn't, God says wait, or God knows best.

But why should you even need to pray at all, if God already has a plan for you? We have all been predestined from birth according to the bible right?

Unsurprisingly, all of the studies carried out on the effects of intercessory prayer so far have shown that prayer has absolutely no effects on the recipients.

nice 1

zeb04: From 1985 to now,you have been feeding,you don't have terminal illness,you are probably going to school or a graduate and just some day you decided to count your looses instead of your blessings

Am not here to encourage you anyways as a matter of fact you shld stop praying ....who knows,things might just turn out for the better.

if you think God did all that, what about people who never believed in God from birth and they are getting old, they still feed well, didn't have terminal sickness and go to school and graduated

Suarezilla: My qtn is how did u come to d conclusion dat marrige is not for you?

bro the same way some people tried playing football and they discovered is not for them

The same way some dropped out from school because they discovered is not for them and they follow the right path and it worked out for them

AlfaSeltzer: op, what do you need from god?
money?

if I start listing them, dis place no go contain am o

Arcsniper: don't deceive yourself.
Go find better things to do.

am the 2nd person who liked this your post, if it were to be yesterday downwards I would've taken it as an insult but now?no its not

I now know that prayer is actually useless, I can't imagine all I passed through in the name of praying, starving my self in the name of fasting

I done quit

Suarezilla: My brod u funny gan....only sidon for ur room n deciede to pour sand into anoda person life..anyway let's start with ur sister becoming my baby mama

bro this is why I asked for who's interested, I could've done it guy man way but I choose not to pour sand for any person life that's why I'm looking for who will do it voluntarily

drake99: Lol..

na this Lol be your advice?

Omexonomy: Dont tell them their will be no marrige just encourage them to get pregnant first just to show they are fertile and seven months into the pregnancy you will promise to engage (not wedding) them them after they deliver only for you to renegade and complain after they give birth. Dont forget to dole out cash to them when they are pregnant. Trust me it has worked for me

nice one bro, I've thought of that, just that I want to try this route first which is getting it on a mutual agreement which nobody will start swearing for me that I rendered her useless

But if no one shows up then I'll take the bold step that you suggested

Since I've come to a conclusion that marriage is not for me, maybe when I reincarnated then I'll consider it

Am looking for a girl that will have a child for me,no marriage, no relationship,just a baby, the child can stay with you if you wish or with me(I have family to take care of him/her)

I have a strong gene so I believe the child will resemble me so your looks doesn't really matter, my own looks has covered it all

I've met many girls who are willing to, but frown when I said nothing else like marriage,cohabitation or any form of relationship will be involved

They all want marriage, some even promise to sponsor the marriage,All I want is a child

PM if you are interested

Its almost 29 years now which God has never answered any thing like prayer for me, both the one I prayed and the one prayed on my head

I was born on 16th of december 1985, since then till now God has never answered any prayer said on my head or the one I prayed

"Keep praying ! Keep praying ! He'll answer someday,he's not sleeping,be patient with him, a patient dog eat the fattest bone

These are words of encouragement I get when I complain,I've done all sorts of prayer in this life, I've drank fasting like tea, I graduated from doing 6-6 to 3 days dry fasting,I've gone to the monastery enugu,I've gone to different mountains to pray

Is this not enough reason to disbelief God?

rash47: All along you av been missing a part of you you didn't know.

which is?

kennygee: ^^^
i wish i was that small.

why?

Ishilove: I see a lot of brothers forming Rambo on this thread. They are like "Hell no, not me. I don't give a hoot when a hottie is in the building."

Yadayadayada

Don't mind them o, they are just making mouth because this is the internet. Check them out when a beautiful lady is ten feet from them. They suddenly become tongue tied whilst growing two left legs.

Na for Nairaland pusssycat go dey claim lion. Smh

I wish you have come across person like me in real life, my own be say I don't know who's pretty especially if you are dark let alone trying to impress you

Its even my friends that recommends a pretty girl for me to chase when I need to

This is not because I want it to be so, just that I grew up that way,around boys,went to boys school, got influenced by 2pac became imaginary gangster,draw tattoos,braid hair,sag jeans,carry gun while in unical,no time 4 women,na dis year sef wey changes started

In addition, am a cute guy(sorry if I sound arrogant) so I always believe all girls are under me

Kachisbarbie: Lolll. Truetalk, I know it pays to be beautiful...except I just wan trek or stand for queue, but If i make up ma mind to give any nigg@ my signature smile/face it must work o. Though once in a while i encounter some 'obiakpo' guys sha ...and i don't even care - bc I don't see it as compulsory that every guy out there must behave.

if you jam person like me you are leaving the place with a low esteem

Na girls dey behave better around me o, some start singing gospel song when am around

because of that I don't even know who's a pretty girl or not

In the case of men,some behave foolishly normal around pretty girls

I entered a taxi from rumola going to mile 1 park, the girl next to me whom you would call cute girl all of a sudden requested for my phone, I thought she wanted to check the model, oboy chick started making call with my phone o

I kept quite she finished, I asked her for the credit, she dey smile I collected her phone sharpaaaaly, chick see say guy man no dey smile at all, she gave me #100

She stopped on the way, 2 girls inside the same taxi started praising me, saying they never see such guy b4 o, one of them said she expected me to laugh foolishly and thank her for using my credit because that's what many guys do

@ topic, some guys actually behave foolishly normal around pretty girls not me

mynameisjade: For someone who can only pinpoint the word MUMU,or ask about piercing his eyebrows,make a silly post abt no comments,cant even deny his luv/use of cheap ish.....
In light of all this my summary/conclusion is that:you wouldn't even know INTELLIGENT even if it where to S/LAP you in the FACE,to this regard note I wouldn't reply an more of ur s.illy post since its obvious u damn hit ur head on a silly rock n it seems to be affecting your already .........induced thinking

Lol.. You went to my profile, trace my threads? This shows how painful what I said is to you,it really hit you hard but its a truth my dear, truth is just bitter

Anyway am letting you go because from your comments I've already known that you are an underage, its not really your fault

When I was about 15,16 I talked and reasoned like you so am not surprise but if you are older than 16 then your are big for nothing

mynameisjade: Spoken like a typical...........
Wud advice you Re-read wen the low grade ish of whatever you are on wears off.....

my dear I suggest you look for a writing skill tutor, maybe you hated your english teacher that you refused to attend his/her class

You are not just intelligent