nikkypearl: Hmm!if u think I don't knw u,u must b on a longggg thing!

1)Lalasticlala:he is a nairaland celebrity whose threads always enter FP..

2)Krall: a cute young guy whose comment once earn me 24hrs ban ..I swear I no go quote him again.

3)Tallesty;very naughty but straight forward..na em height dey freak him I guess

4)ITBomb: his moniker says it all..his comments dey bombastic lol!

5)Fargbaba: crushing on me since 1990..smh

6)Caesar:well mouth sealed!

7)Spacegoat: just like hm like 4ever,always getting me 'lol with his threads..clown since 1984 ..yeye boy go remove my name 4rm his crush list when he read bou my marriage!shiorrr

Andyblaze:huhiru ro n borun ^^

9)Yuzedo:toh,awon eleyi won badt gan since 4ever..in plantain island..

10)Mr cork:no black gurl belong to his
league (dream on) no offeinse

10b) Airforce:hmmm..love ruky like craze(dream on)

10c) sameer:looking for someone to love him just d way he is..

10d)Boiledcorn: he is never
hmmmm***

10e)yungwizzzy;shake my head ...

Hian..Now!

11)Farano:always on every thread (she no dey taya ?)

12)Adaobi 123 :she must be a guru 4 school!don't ask me why!

13)Idowuogbo:IDbomb since 1960..always ready to yab any bleebing fellow

14)rozzay..funny little angel who wipes her own tears with mop

15)Temigrace:every body's favourite..she must be a regular member of redeemed christian church of God!

16)Jennylove7575 :forming baddoo 4nairland since 2014,u will b suprised she just a virgin living around kuje for abuja

17)Ladystewie:always looking 4a gurl crush hian,u no dey taya

18)Caracta:awwwww,she must be d best among her equals!

19)Mzmycoli:miss natural hair,looking for her mirror in d bag since 2014

20)MZmariah: she go youth service..I dey com!

21)Liability:;Dshe dey look for samu not johnny lolzzz

22)Dechandel:beautiful..reserved..but she is a lieing gurl(in jenifar's voice)she promised to marry my twin bro..but she ran off

23)Rokiatu:hmm!I saw one pic on her profile last year,I rushed to my standing mirror go dey weigh my bombay

24)Kashiebabie:she is actually cute..is she naughty ?not sure,only fin am sure of is,she love her hubbie die

25) Marielae:prettie dovie whose softs words. Cud make a man like m"madcow 1" go gaga

27)Amberqueen: hmmm moon goddess ..following only boiled corn since 2014,na so u like corn?abeg try roasted corn,dat one dey belleful pass boiled corn

Awwwwww..hand dey pain me!
grabs my keys
off to site

only 3 likes after all this energy you spent cooking up this none sense, that shows you this is a crap and am sure this my post will generate likes more than this kindergarten note book

Atmmachine:

GAY ALERT !!!

this is not gay bro, so you mean you don't apply cream? Are you for real?

Please which part of the country are you?

Atmmachine: Real men do not apply cream..

I see so many gay guys here.
#Runs for my nyash

you are old school bro, that's what our forefathers did, and it was also believed that real men don't dress well, so you still go with that mentality?

My mom bought me my first cream and soap with towel, I still remember vividly

Hemmysheg: Lettus know the name of the cream you use and if it bleaches or not..
Mine is Caro-White..It does'nt bleach.
Ur's?

caro white do bleach or is the one I once used different?

21st october 2011 and 11 november 2011

mayorall: power banks https://www.nairaland.com/1831348/mayor-
source-12000mah-full-capacity

this is not what I asked

Please the business has to be offline

Ichel:
can you be more elaborate

when you lost hope on life you become dead while working

samlestic: jeweleries

please elaborate more, is it selling in retail or selling to wholesalers?

.

Ichel: Op, how are you living?

like a dead man

MrRhymes101: Comedians r basically happy people, the police should investigate the "suicide" well. RIP sir

Lol... Who told you that?

Comedy is a profession which can never solve your inner troubles

R.i.p sir

None of you have been able to give me a clue of what I asked for

Is this how badoo look like? @ op pls what version of badoo app is that?

What's the possibility of getting work In offshore with a degree that is not related to it, I red political science

I just like the job, what's the requirement, must I know someone there?

padeolu: why you open thread if u no want make I comment?

can't u read the subject or is it that u read but can't understand?

padeolu: Am not tired of life. So I won't drop my pin

who asked u to comment

Drop your pin if you are tired of life just like me so we can discuss it

2939B896

I don't have food to eat

DukeNija:

If you must lie, do a good research on your Lie Job. Responsibilities, and role requirements and also company you worked for. And let the role be related to the job in question. And Ask Baba God to have mercy.

thanks, but I hope there's nothing like them reaching the company for confirmation or anything like that

Why he come choose goodluck? Na waao, are you sure that's doggy dog's real instagram account?

Anyway I don't follow instagram, if na tweeter I for know if na him or not

danielblessing: @OP you lack wisdom and you are a fool.you are hereby warned to desist from your journey of satanism now

if its me of 1 to 2 years back I would've finished you for calling me a fool but as it is now I don't just have a say

emmyskies:

Nope. It's here I keep warning you: turn to GOD and GOD alone. You've not done what you're supposed to do that's why it seems as if nothing's happening. I believe you know the price for bargaining with the devil

what exactly should I do? Keep praying? I've done that severally and fasting inclusively but nothing happened, which other pattern?

You may say I should keep off sin, to be candid with you,its now that I know that a poor man doesn't even have the power to sin, even if I want to sin it requires money

I'm not doing anything bad

Boland: Young man! There are alot of ways to make one's life easier, but the question is, how long will it (wealth) last? Don't be fooled by what you watch and see, alot of wealthy people are not happy. Seek God the right way, be patient and be calm. Enjoy!

my brother I've seek this God, you will not understand how much I've seek this God, how else will I seek him?

I've prayed and fasted for months,I've done midnight prayer for years,I've been to different mountain praying, I changed my ways by changing my looks(cutting my braids)incase if that's why he's not answering but nothing happened

The funny thing is that what am praying for is not even for wealth, am praying to feed,atleast buy cloth and wear,do you know that I didn't brush 2day because there was no toothpaste,I used a used chewing stick, all this period I'm not folding my hands, I've been running up and down looking for what to do

Even bricklayers that I never thought of doing said they don't need workers,my only luck is that where i live is owned by my father

Am a degree holder but running after people who doesn't have common entrance certificate for help,I'm convinced something I don't see is behind this, I've prayed to break it but the wall seems stronger than my axe



Since I didn't see what to do,its time to do what I see

chrisviral:

Sorry!
Are you in Lagos, if you need to sell your soul to the devil, its possible, just call this number
08061319872

I've been calling but not reachable but I've added it to whatsapp and the guy still no wan respond

chrisviral:
Wasn't an answer, just an observation

what needed is a comment based on the question not an observation

chrisviral: Nairaland, SMH
Satanist and a mad man talking, it couldn't get any funnier!

this is not the kind of answer needed