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AlfaSeltzer: He can't do that. Sorry.

ok

AlfaSeltzer: No. You are asking for a doctor to provide you with a phone line.

My first question to you is: what exactly do you want from Master?

Tell us and we'll see if it's something we can help you with.

ok good, am becoming useless as day passes by,all I want from the master is to change this condition for me,I want to start living as human, all I want from him is financial breakthrough

AlfaSeltzer: You can't be a Satan follower and remain foolish. Try jesus if that's what you want.

Look, you can't go to a hospital to buy a telephone, there are phone shops for that.

If you need Satan in your life, your brain is the key. Shalom.

this doesn't just make sense, yes I can't go to hospital to buy phone, I know but am asking where can I see the phone shop

All am asking here is for someone to show me where to see what am asking for

AlfaSeltzer: @op, what exactly do you want from Master?
Please note that you don't seek Master as you seek yahweh. Master can't make you any false promises. Master can only reactivate the imbibed wisdom in you that yahweh and his followers has extinguished. This wisdom, when reactivated, will guide you to immesurable wealth, health, happiness.

To start with debrainwashing you, get a copy of the xtian bible and start reading. Read it with an open mind, but your own mind. Not what was interpreted in a church somewhere but what your own mind interpretes. My alter ego advocate666 will soon open a thread with a copy of the satanic bible for reference purposes. Wait for it or get a copy for further enlightenment. Also search for advocate666's Satan ministry threads and learn.

Ave Satanas.

all I need now is contact like address or phone number to call not what to read, I need practicals not theory,I need where to see not where to hear,I need it today,tomorrow is too far

I want to sell my soul to devil only if that can change this condition for me

Gaggi: The cloud is always darkest before the morning. I've had some trying times in the past too, where it seems life is conspiring against me. Every thing seems not to be working well. The trick is to remain positive and always realise that though someone is having it better than you, someone is also having it worse.
Cheer up and never give up. It always ends well if u believe and don't relent in ur hard work.

thanks

No one is answering the question

If yes,please where and how much

emmyskies: Fubby, someday sometime, you will remember me. I've told, I've encouraged you, but you won't listen. I pray you break loose before it will consume you

are you one of the people who added me?

The winner's chapel guy or chosen?

mazaje: Visit the nearest mental institution. . You have lost it mentally. . .You need to see a doctor. . .

I'm still with my senses bro

This thread is for people who have felt this way before

Have you ever felt that you are becoming useless?

*Done everything that you could but nothing happened

*you know that you are intelligent and smart but couldn't use it to achieve anything

*all your life you have never made 1 naira while you struggle more than people who make millions

*people run to you, you write job application letter for them and they came back rejoicing that they got the job while you have written over 100 of your own but nothing happened

*you prayed and fasted nothing happened

*you entered 3 days dry fasting, the day you finished it,police came and arrested you with one allegation of theft

*you trek up and down the town wishing something will happen but came back with nothing

*the only person who thought that the storm will be over someday and encourages you never to give up, died on your arms

*your family thinks you are liability




Have you ever felt useless? If yes what did you do?

I've seek for devil, where can I find him since I couldn't find God,I've been in this tunnel for long hoping to see the light but it seems there will never be light

Now am ready to sell my soul to the devil, its better that way than living the way I do

Can anyone show me where I can find satanic agents,am ready to do anything,if they ask for human sacrifice I will bring, all I need is a contact

Ping me please
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Na waa o, I need more comment please before I go there 2moro

I once red here that people sell their blood in hospitals, how true is that?

I want to sell,which hospital do they buy and how much?

Adedayo516: .

na this thing be your reply?

I went to an interview, one of the questions was "if I had any working experience" I said no, they promised to call, up to date my phone haven't rang concerning any job

I'm suspecting that the negative answer I gave them about my working experience status is what robbed me that great chance

Another one is coming up, am planning to lie about working experience if they asked, please how do I do it, have you ever done it?

A friend of mine who lives abroad said what he misses most is "toasting chick" anywhere you are, he said you dare not try it abroad else you got arrested for harassment,I don't know how true this is

I concur with this poster especially the "lonely"aspect, I have friends who hardly call me while they are in nigeria, immediately they get to abroad they started calling,texting,pinging me just to have that naija rapor

Another thing I noticed is that people who lives abroad always make us to feel that its heaven, they don't like telling us what they don't like about the place

Krystalxxx: I don't think you know me ....I'm the one person who is as thin as a toothpick...no matter what or how much I eat(or I'm forced to eat).lol...my plump frnd in sec skul used to vex,she had ulcers trying to lose weigt and I stay over slim no matter what I eat

and do you think its attractive?

Alishachris: the right things are definite and they are universal bro. No matter where you come from, a woman must must always love a man with confidence, they are wired to do so from evolution

can you describe this particular confidence you are talking about, let me know if its the same one I know

Krystalxxx: These days....love to a naija guy only happens with some well rounded, very pretty, cute or assy girl. So called love only exists for certain people

and these days .... Love to a naija girl only happens when the guy's bank account is fat and shapeless

GreatPeople: Truth be told, most cheap things ain't good and most good things ain't cheap. From time immemorial till thy kingdom come, like hunger for food and water, man's desire to marry a beautiful intelligent wife will always be. Even now, modern guy sees his wife as a won trophy (Haven chased her with other contestants for a reasonable period, won her Love, paid her bride price and married her, he shows off his beautiful wife). Bottom line: Playing hard to get reasonably long enough always pays off, especially for beautiful intelligent girls. The harder he tried before he got you, the more he'll value you.

na lie, the harder he tries the lesser the feelings and the higher the urge to phuck her

nenergy: 5k at nysc state Secretariat. book on
time o!

is it late now? Camp opens next week

Dosoq: . White t-shirts,singlets,shorts,tennis,head warmer cos its cold weather n lots more.

thanks, do you know how one can get a stand?

And is it too late now, I wan enter rivers camp

How can som1 get a stand?
Is it too late now?
And what is the most popular demand in camp?

Once I talk 2 a girl and she didn't give me a positive answer that's the end, to me she has missed her luck

I met one 2 weeks ago through a friend, I asked her out and she started playing hard to get, I discharge her immediately, she met her friend whom introduced her to me and started complaining that I didn't call again just because she did what she suppose to do(playing hard to get) by then its already late


Bottom line.. I don't date women that am begging to date, I only date women who can kill to date me

There's something many people don't know, how you look like is actually your age, if you are 25 and look 35,automatically you are 35 because its only you and your family knows about it,we don't know

Age is just a number only in a man's world not woman, 50 years old man can marry 20 years old girl and nobody kicks against it but it can't happen the other way round

So you guys never tired of this your scam, has anyone ever fallen for this?

So sugar mommies now register with you guys

Lol