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drake99: Hello NLanders

Let me not bore you all with long stories, I really need an urgent help, I have 2 months to raise #55,000. from now till last week of may, like I said that I don't want to go into details because it will be too long

If I don't raise this money, the affect it will have on me might last me for a lifetime, all I want to know is if its possible to raise this money with my bare hands within 2 months,I can do whatever, I repeat whatever as long as it can fetch me #55,000 in 2 months

My location is calabar and no way to raise such urgent money here,so am ready to enter any town in nigeria and do whatever,just tell me where to enter and what to do, remember I said whatever it is I can do

Please don't ask me what about your parents,uncles and relatives, I know about them before opening this thread

PLS help a brother,my whole future depends on this

shizzle11: Your story is touchy! When your partner doesn't compromise for love sake, then he shouldn't be with Ɣ☺ΰ.

Like seriously, that boyfriend of yours need some lectures on how to treat a partner with some respect (I'm assuming that what Ɣ☺ΰ posted is true). If Ɣ☺ΰ could travel from Abj to lagos (that risk alone is enough commitment and sacrifice) and actually do all †ђξ washing and laundry like Ɣ☺ΰ said, why can't he assist in spreading †ђξ clothes or going downstairs to buy drinking water.
My deductions:
1. That boyfriend of yours is very lazy
2. He is an in grate and inconsiderate
3. He is so nonchalant and uncaring (for allowing †ђξ dried fish Ɣ☺ΰ bought for your mum to go bad, he wanted to chop it alone abi?) If it were for his mother naw, he will deliver it chap chap. Nansense!
4. I don't think he deserves Ɣ☺ΰ.

I'm a man, but some guys are just so stewpid and disrespectul. Any relationship that cannot sacrifice is not worth it and is as good as dead. #My 1Naira!

Golden Lady: I take it you weren't going to tell her she would be on candid camera. Was the camera set up in plain sight or hidden? If you had planned to film her without her consent I consider that dog her angel.

chikeorji123: Op
you really digrace me a whole good friday..u come up with this devilish act?.Thanks to God who use that dog to prevent your sudden death!.

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: So Educate Me Almighty One.

Which Groups of Ladies are Known to be the best, the Highest of Value Amongst "The Private Male Conversations"

You are a Boss in Nigeria if you Are Dating A Couple Of ________________

Fill in the Blank

Binis?

Yoruba?

Ikwerre?...

Ibos?......

Ijaws......

A Couple Yellow Ibo Bishes and a Yellow Lambo Means Ya Boss Out There Ehhh?.....

I Feel you Fam

Educate Me Wise Man.

SLIDE waxie: see ds one!
Na who dey get jealous?
because u dey for one polytechnic or university, and u dey CHANCE those JSS 3 students now na big thing abi?
Boda poly!
Una no well!

LadyTC: This guy seems not to be getting the picture or is turning a blind eye to the fact that I don't like him in that way. I don't call him or send him messages.bt if he asks me to hangout out of boredom I will. He asked me out on a date I said its not a date and we can just hang. He said okay. I hope am not leading him on.

freecocoa: What a sick basterd, go get help you loser, mscheew.

tpacalipse: Yes he will find you. He is around the corner. But you might chase him away, because when he shows up, he won't be perfect and you shall reject him.

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: So Fubby you got all the Fine Ladies in Naija Ayy?

I feel you Brah

That's Good Man

luvmijeje: Continue living in denial.

luvmijeje: As a babe,I don't believe you.Na 3 things,it is either those babes are ashana or you are using jazz or you are lying. Oya choose one

megareal: Na God save the babe coz you no bin get beta plan for am. Video ke? Na so you for take upload dat silly video online one day. SMH. If I see dat dog, I for dash am bone.

tpacalipse: There is nothing difficult about getting girls. And those who get mad when you claim to lay chicks easily are fools too. What the hell? No be these waaka waka babes? Yeah! But I consider men in possession of many ladies as being affected with misfortune. They are considered as derailed, unfortunate, misguided, stupid and irresponsible. And I consider them as people whose their life threatening or terminal diseases are yet to be manifested. Why brag about the easiest thing to do? And why brag about the easiest way to end ur life.

tpacalipse: There is nothing difficult about getting girls. And those who get mad when you claim to lay chicks easily are fools too. What the hell? No be these waaka waka babes? Yeah! But I consider men in possession of many ladies as being affected with misfortune. They are considered as derailed, unfortunate, misguided, stupid and irresponsible. And I consider them as people whose their life threatening or terminal diseases are yet to be manifested. Why brag about the easiest thing to do? And why brag about the easiest way to end ur life.

luvmijeje: Whoo! This is too much but he deserve it. I said it,guyz are no longer trained to be men.

fluid26: fubbyy, you need to poison that dog. Else, it will keep hindering your progress.

Princeparix: we are done 4 d season. Try ur luck and prove ur wooing skills next season.