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[quote author=Ijele-igbo]{Guys, this are my findings, It's real so learn}

#12 The Way To Her Heart Is The Kitchen:
If you have skills in the kitchen then show them off.
Ladies love being treated to dinner especially when
it is cooked by you.

#11 Life Goals:
On dates, questions like where do you work? what
do you plan to do with your life? etc come up often.
Women love it when men have their life on track!

#10 Teeth Teeth Teeth!:
Alright guys, hopefully you didn't have to figure
this out through us. Sparkle whites are a major
turn on for girls. So please, if you are missing a
tooth or have horrible
yellow teeth then we suggest making an
appointment to your local dentist ASAP!

#9 Learn a Few Dance Moves:
If there is one thing time has taught us is that
women love to dance. Take some Salsa or some
local dance classes or private dance lessons and
impress your date.

#8 Living On Your Own:
Although it is nice to have a roommate while you're
single, we advise against it. Ladies love to be able
to come home to an empty house knowing it is just
the two of you.

#7 Time To Hit The Gym:
Although Women don't like to admit it they are just
as shallow as Men. A guy with abs and biceps to
match is a huge turn on for the ladies.

#6 Speaking Eloquently Is a Must:
Ladies want to walk around town with someone
who can hold a conversation without sounding like
a fool. So make
brush up on those SAT words you once knew.

#5 Well Dressed Men Look Good:
Put some effort into your look.Remember you are
there to compliment her so put in some work guys!

#4 Cologne is Your New Best Friend:
We all love girls who seem to always smell good!
Believe us guys, girls feel the same way. Make sure
to wear something they find irresistible.

#3 Defend/Protect Your Date:
Women love men who can take care of them if
need be. For example, defending your dates honor
might seem old school and troublesome but they
love it!

#2 Be Friendly with Children:
What's hotter than a guy who is good with
children! Remember guys, girls think long term
and nothings says turn on like a guy she can see as
the father of her children.

#1 Being Polite:
Manners go a long way and even longer when
trying to impress the ladies. Amaze your date by
making sure to say simple words like please and
thank you.[/quote]crap!crap!crap

All these are what I have to pass through before getting a girl? So ridiculous

I wonder why things I read online is different from what happens in real life, I possess 4,5,6,7,10 but don't use them as a point in getting women, what gives me women is my mentality of "there are many fishes in the river"

I talk to you, you misbehave I start talking to the next girl in your presents, she misbehave I talk to another 1

Guy we don't need all these to get a girl

@ op your write up is a crap, facebook is just a social network, there shouldn't be any rule to it, its not an institution where you gat certificate @ the end

swtchicgurl: Op, abeg u get nokia pin charger?

no my dear, na bb I dey use

Moderator why did you change my topic's subject?

Kgdavid: lol is this fact or fiction?

fact

My guy saw my friend's(female)pic in my phone and became interested, I told the girl how my friend is admiring her secretly,she permitted me to give him her number which I did

He called and they fixed a date,after they met each other, I asked my guy what's up he said he doesn't think the chick like him, that she's not responding well during their conversation,I asked him not to call her again till I see the girl

The next day I saw the girl

Me... Girl what's up

She.... I dey

Me....you done forget about me na since yesterday that I gave you a new bobo

She....mtchewww I no even like that guy sef

Me.... Why?

She... He's not my type so it can never work

Me.... Anyway it's good that both of you no like eachother,so now the equation is balanced

She... What do you mean?

Me.... He told me the same thing that you are not his type

She.... Whatever

We dropped the discussion and started discussing something else,few minutes later

She.... Did he tell you why he doesn't like me?

Me.... Its not important if he did, since both of you no like each other

She... I know ,I have a reason for not liking him,which is lack of attraction,he's too tin for my liking and too dark,more over he doesn't speak well and not a good conversationist, so he must have told you why he doesn't like me

Me... Yes he did but I can't tell you because it won't change anything, it won't make both of you start liking eachother

She... Mtchewwww keep it to your self then

She got a call and left, me too I left,this morning she ping me

She.... Oga @ the top

Me... How far madam

She... I dey and you?

Me... I dey o, just waiting for God to bless me with a new Womanliness today

She... Yeye boy, you won't find your self a serious gf dey there dey phuck every thing on a skirt,and that's what that your wor wor friend wan use me do, he done fail na

Me... Na you Bleep up,he done go back to his girl that he was planning to dump 4 you

She.... He wants to dump a girl for me wey he no like?

Me.... You no like am too na

She.... What did he tell you that make him not to like me? Its not that I want him o, am not interested in him but I want to know

Me... I will tell you when we see

She... Talk am now

Me.... Why are you so eager to know why a guy doesn't like you?

She... Every woman is like that

Me... I see, I will tell you when we see in the evening

She.... Ok

Me.... But on one condition

She... Which is?

Me... You will buy me beer

She... Just for you to tell me wetin one useless boy think about me, no wahala shaa, take care till evening

Me... Ok

Hahahahaha I go drink beer for free today while finish her with lies, her self esteem must go down, yeye girl

tinuolababy: Shorty

jealousy

ebamma: Even if she was not a perfect human being, she had a good heart, # rest in peace goldie

death really make one a perfect being, I could remember during the bigbrother africa days no one uttered a good word about goldie,now she's gone and we sing her praises, we human being sef I tire o

R.I.P GOLDIE
You will be remembered

lkson99: If u r d bizness oriented type d proximity to Lagos is a key factor....N if u lik Agriculture u can get cheap land 4 rentage,cheap food N u no we yorubas r very welcomin n hospitable....Op av bin able to convince Nd nt confuse u abt choosin d st8 on ma mind? Tnk U

thanks

Princenady: Wot Model of bB and is it UK used or brand new?

bold 3, uk

How long will it take me to build up? Am slim

I clicked on the color drop down, chose
d color of choice I clicked on the color drop down, chose
d color of choice I clicked on the color drop down, chose
d color of choiceok

lkson99: Guy go 4 Ogun st8......Reason:::::its d st8 i also wanna runs ma service to!

thanks but can you give me some reasons?

tabansiou: I can send it to ur mail or any other way u can receive it,let me know

lol...

This one dey hustle husband

Nairalanders with low mentality, som1 just cooked up a story with no source and they believe

If I finally get married(which I know I won't) I will be a bachelor husband, can't trade my hanging out with my homies to anything in this world

2bosun: Nigerians and other residents in the country received a total of N33.6billion or $21billion last year in remittances from their relatives, friends and business associates, the World Bank has said.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/business/n33-6b-remitted-to-nigeria-in-2012-says-world-bank/

This figure is a conservative estimate IMO and even at that, is somewhere around 10% of GDP; some people then accuse people abroad of doing nothing to move Nigeria forwards. Here's your evidence.

is it that you are too daft to create a topic without running around internet and do copy paste?

All your threads are copy and paste of som1's already made post, guy you be mumu o

And this fool fit be graduate or undergraduate, naija done suffer, upgrade your mentality, fool

Why can't I use 2go on my bb? I downloaded it successfully but can't open, is there anywhere to download it or any settings, pls help

lipsyliscious: @op so u're lukin 4 benin gals,I'm sure u don't have pepper cos if u do u cn get all dose fresh BIU galz,benin is dry bt if it is 9yt activity,I know how crazy dey cn get. Anyway 1st tinz first,c a psychiatrist

dude am looking 4 where to spend this paper, I got 2much of it