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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Opens Up On His Marital Life, Says He's Not Gay But He Choose To Have by fuckfuckman(m): 3:58pm On Apr 03, 2021
yanabasee1:
I knew baba wouldn't be this old and still single....



I am hoping to hear the number of kids he has.....

He has 4 kids
Celebrities / Don Jazzy Opens Up On His Marital Life, Says He's Not Gay But He Choose To Have by fuckfuckman(m): 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2021
The Marvin Music Record Label Boss Don Jazzy has finally opened up on his marital life and reasons he chooses to keep them private

Michael Collins Ajereh aka Don Jazzy wrote on his Instagram on Saturday 3rd April 2021 to silence all critics and people that thinks that he's gay, by posting this


For so long everyone keeps ask ing me when am I getting married ? Well truth is almost 18 years ago I was 20 and I got married to my best friend Michelle @yarnstaswitch and it was beautiful . I loved love and I loved marriage . Michelle is soooo beautiful inside and outside with such a soft heart . But then me being so young and full of dreams I went and bleeped it up cos I was giving all my time to my Music . Music became priority in stead of my family . We got divorced when I was 22 and it hurt . I am still very much in love with my music and I wouldn't want to marry another and Bleep it up again . So I'm taking my time . Why am I just saying this now ?? I really like to keep my relationships private actually . Past or present . But I was watching the bounce interview with Ebuka which is almost like a tell all interview , and I felt bad skipping this huge part of my life . So yeah make una no vexo

Crime / Re: Lagos CP Parades 113 Violators Of COVID-19 Protocols by fuckfuckman(m): 6:33pm On Mar 08, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kanye West by fuckfuckman(m): 10:45pm On Feb 19, 2021
This one

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Family / Re: I Have Not Travelled Home For 10 Years? Help by fuckfuckman(m): 5:10am On Dec 24, 2020
Sebastine1994:
When half of my neighbors have travelled, I am now left alone in the compound. every year it is only me who remains back, I am ashamed. I can't go home. I offended my family so much.

I was deported from South Africa for drug trafficking, my father spent all his life saving to send me abroad, I went there to do drugs,

Now I have my freedom, but my heart remains in chain, seeing my family struggling financially because of me and the failed investment on me. I am depressed because of this.

I can't call them, I don't know what to do. I may take my life if the emotional torture becomes much.
I wish Nigerians will wise up someday and change their poor mentality

For example in America or some other well advanced countries when someone is so depressed or wants to commit divide due to problems of life. When the information gets to the notice of the people you will see strangers, different people, families and friends even the government everyone will be coming together to give reasonable advise to the person, trying to make the person feel loved and also coming together to help out in every possible way, first they try to find the reason for the person's depression and helping in solving whatever reason it was for the depression weither financially or domestically or whatever way that lead to it, by doing so the person feel loved and changes his decision

But in nigeria, I once witnessed a case in port harcourt whereby a father of six children lost his job and his home the same month, and also his wife was a house wife and he had at least 5 of his junior siblings which have been depending on him for survival, but after he lost his job and home he got do depressed that one day he decided to take his life because he can't bear the depression anymore, so one day he decided to take his life by jumping from a very high building, he climbed one very long building very close to mile one market, port Harcourt residents will surely know that popular very long story building, and when he was about to jump and take his life the information spread out immediately because there have been many cases of such things going on in that building, therefore whenever someone is seen at that level of the building everyone already knows what was gonna happen, then when this got to the notice of the public they decided to call the police on him, luckily the police where able to get to the destination in time before he could have jumped from there, but to my surprise the Nigerian police did something terrible that shocked me, I couldn't believe what I saw

The police was able to catch up with him before he jumped but what the police did proved to me that this country is too way bad in mentality,

The first police man that approached him used the head of his gun to hid the man down then his head began to bleed, the other police men was able to meet up with Hime and they caught him. Tied him up and began to come down the building with him, I couldn't believe that before this man got to the down of the building he have already been beaten to stupor by the police and tied up like a criminal, then the police then kept him on the ground and poured him water, as they torture him, to my surprise I was thinking that the crowd which have gathered downstairs will go against the decision of the police and show some support but to my surprise the people even helped in torturing this man,
I can hear from the crowd may was landing insults on him, calling him different names, saying that he is a stupid man, that he want to kill
Himself and spread his useless corpse on the road,
To cut this long story shut,
When someone is depressed even to the extent of thinking of taking his or her life, all that is supposed to be done is to show love and concern in every little way and help save a life, it can happen to anyone

Depression is a very bad thing, I am still surprised to see people here in the comments section saying trash, trying to make the op feel more depressed instead of showing love and good advice in every little way

Thank you, you can judge me if you're God

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Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by fuckfuckman(m): 10:52pm On Nov 28, 2020
Perfectsouth:
Cc royalroy

Well, I don't wNt my kids to go through what I went through so I forgave her.. God was answering my prayers and things started picking gradually.. I went to meet them, took them all out and did shopping for them..
I was planning on how to relocate them to where I was...
Now this is the revelation..
My wife has been used,thats the fact...
My photography business first collapsed.
I did about 5 businesses that just one of it can make me a millionaire, every business collapsed.. The more I sleep with her, the more things become worse for me...
All these revelation came after I was told to pray and fast..

When things started picking gradually for me this year, I payed for a shop 300k,it was almost my son's birthday. So I went to see them.. We slept together, I came back after the birthday.. Could you believe, I was chased away from that shop and till now, I was only able to recover just 50k from the money..
Before my mom's birthday again, I was doing some business and it started picking. Went for my mom's, she came for the birthday too, we slept together, and when I came back to my business, the war I fought was unfathomable.. It collapsed too..
I am a very prayerful person and believe me, in the 8yrs we've been together, I never slept with another woman. I sweared with everything they gave me cos they couldn't believe me..
Before my daughter's birthday, God was merciful to me and I started another business.. I was warned severely never to sleep with her again.. Till now, my business is gradually picking and am able to send them money for upkeep and my kids school fees....

Now this my wife have an immediate younger brother who is a travel agent, I remember last year I introduced a friend to him and even vouch and stood for him that nothing will go wrong.. Truly he did this guy's traveling to Dubai and the guy went.. But we didn't know what happened and this guy came back.. Maybe he was deported or not, nobody knows but this my friend came to arrest me and I was told to produce my Inlaw.. He came and we were both locked up for 3days..along the line, the matter got settled, I parted with some money after selling one of my equipment. And he too also raised some money.. So this year, when things were already picking up for me, he got into another problem and this time, they were gonna jail him, so I borrowed him 100k and he promised to pay them 50k monthly till he complete the payment.. It was a travel gone sour though I know some people he has done traveling for and they are doing fine in their respective country of choice.

So this year, someone decided to help me travel out, he gave me UNIVERSITY OF MANITOBA admission processing fees, it was 120cad, but I gave this my Inlaw 150$ believing that atleast, since I am his Inlaw and have done him alot of goods before nothing will go wrong..
That was in August..
Fast forward to 2days ago, I messaged University of Manitoba since I wasn't getting any update, and I was told my application was not submitted neither paid for, I almost collapsed... So what he did was doctored some documents and sent to me and I believed him..
Right now, I am in a fix..
About my wife's promiscuity, I have all evidence of their chat..
After forgiving her over that chat, when I went for my daughter's birthday, I wanted to go through her phone, she gave me a heavy fight that I can't go through her phone, the phone I bought for her with my money..
When she slept, I opened it with her Fingerprint.
The chats there are so damaging. Some have slept with her and still wanting to do more, some she is already negotiating with.
She works in a beer parlor now and she is already using waist beads, she knows I hate these things..

I can't tell it all but if you have a question to ask, or anything you think I missed, ask me and i will tell you the truth..
My Inlaw hasn't pick my call to tell me why that happened..

If you think this is a fabricated story,
I have all evidences.
If enough people ask for it, I will release it here..

If you really want to have a long life just divorce that bitchh, or you will die before your time
Sports / Re: Life Of Diego Maradona: 1960 - 2020, As Fans Mourn Across The World (Pictures) by fuckfuckman(m): 2:14pm On Nov 26, 2020
Las las all of us go die
Na what we Acheived while living that
We will be remembered with
Do Good today and you will be remembered when you are gone
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Rocks Her Husband, Ned Nwoko During Saturday Night Outing by fuckfuckman(m): 8:14am On Nov 23, 2020
lathrowinger:
I don't know why i don't like this people. Their life, their choice

You are not alone cool

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice Brags About Not Staying With One Woman (Throwback Video) by fuckfuckman(m): 2:27pm On Nov 22, 2020
I love his courage,
If you like criticize him
He only spoke his mind
It is better to live your life as who you are and not pretending to be who you are not

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Health / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of This Infection ( Sweety) by fuckfuckman(m): 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2020
helpsomeone:
. I have treated people in this regard. There's is complete solution. But it's herb if you don't mind. You may WhatsApp or call +2347018251533

I live outside Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Lil Baby Regrets Featuring In Davido's Song "So Crazy" by fuckfuckman(m): 2:35am On Nov 14, 2020
A lot of Nigerians die of hunger everyday and Davido that you are out here supporting paid a whopping amount of $100 thousand to someone just for a him to talk on his song

What of the like of shatta wale, burna boy and other great african artist that get featured by international stars without paying a thine

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Health / How Do I Get Rid Of This Infection ( Sweety) by fuckfuckman(m): 2:30am On Nov 14, 2020
Hello everyone,
I have been battling with this infection for over a month now, it is what we normally call sweety in nigeria, I actually had sexual interaction with a lady about a month ago and since then I have been noticing some changes in my body,

First it started by body itching,
My whole body keeps itching me and when I scratch my body that particular area turn black like a scar from wound, I am fair in complexion and I don't like it when I have black spots on my body because it is very noticeable due to my completion,
My private parts kept itching me, I continued scratching and scratching until I explained to someone and they told me it is an infection know as (sweety) the person then advice me to take a medicine called ampiclox, I went to the pharmacy the following day and bought the medicine and after taking some days later the itching stopped,

So I thought I have been healed totally

To my surprise last week the itching came back again and this time it was even worst that before and this time I have some swollen things like pimples about 3 of them on my manhood

Please help, I really need your advice on what to do to get rid of this
Celebrities / Re: Lil Baby Regrets Featuring In Davido's Song "So Crazy" by fuckfuckman(m): 7:37pm On Nov 11, 2020
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Celebrities / Lil Baby Regrets Featuring In Davido's Song "So Crazy" by fuckfuckman(m): 9:44am On Nov 11, 2020
The American superstar rapper have taken to his Twitter page that he regrets featuring in a song "so crazy" with the Nigerian ace Davido after his fans has trolled him tagging the song as trash,

Lilbaby then replied in a tweet yesterday evening saying he ain't doing anymore feature with anybody for now that he wants to work on his album, but his fans continued to ask him why didn't he make this decision before the feature with Davido

Then Lilbaby replied again with a tweet later in the night saying, (I am from the trebch how the fucck could he turn down $100 thousand just to talk,)

This means that Davido paid him a whopping amount of $100 thousand (38,025,000.00) just for lilbaby to talk on his song


These are the following tweets by lilbaby

Phones / Re: Samsung Owner, Lee Kun-hee, Dies At 78 by fuckfuckman(m): 6:02pm On Oct 25, 2020
KingMack:
I jus switch off my phone for a min silence
I just did the same

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Education / Re: How Do I Change My Nairaland Account Password by fuckfuckman(m): 1:38pm On Oct 12, 2020
Sweetgirlmimi:


Are u Chinedu
Yes it is me

Are you prosper??
Celebrities / Re: Abuja EndSARS Protesters Blast Davido, Say 'He Didn't Spend Up To 1 Hour' by fuckfuckman(m): 1:36pm On Oct 12, 2020
He only came to take pictures to post on Instagram
TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Wins Big Brother Naija 2020 (bbnaija) by fuckfuckman(m): 8:42pm On Sep 27, 2020
Explorers:
About 71 days ago, Laycon, you came in and we gave you names.

Morufu with Christmas light Tshirt, vulcanizer, phone snatcher, bus conductor.

But God's Grace, Favour and Wisdom came on you and made you stand out.

Congratulations Laycon, please make use of your winning wisely.

Wish you all the Best.
moral of the lesson: never give up,

And for you out there, don't judge too early

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Education / Re: How Do I Change My Nairaland Account Password by fuckfuckman(m): 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2020
NobleKing001:
the best way i used to do mine is,
* log out of nairaland first.
*den try to log-in again.
* input ur username correctly
* then on the password side,input a wrong password
you will be informed dat the password or username is wrong
* the click on forget password.and input your email address correctly(the email you used to open that account).
you will be asked to verify your email address.
* a link has been sent to ur email..go to your Email,
* click on the link, it will lead you to where you can change your password..
*After changing it, then you can go back to your browser and log in with your username and your new password.
thanks bro, I will try it
Education / How Do I Change My Nairaland Account Password by fuckfuckman(m): 2:41pm On Sep 08, 2020
Good evening everyone
My name is fuckfuckman
I joined nairaland in 2013
I have been an active member since then although it got to a point I stopped making posts but I am always keep my nairaland account active and I check into nairaland everyday to read news and entertain myself,
Earlier last year I realized that someone is also using my account, the person have been making alot of posts and he even set his picture on my profile,

Please how do I change my password and restrict him from accessing my account
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Trying To Scam Me PHOTOS by fuckfuckman(m): 1:54pm On Sep 04, 2020
Mynd44 Lalasticlala seun pls delete this thread am tired
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Trying To Scam Me PHOTOS by fuckfuckman(m): 9:34am On Sep 04, 2020
Be has send s site it is real

Romance / Re: Is This Guy Trying To Scam Me PHOTOS by fuckfuckman(m): 8:37am On Sep 04, 2020
Deborah98:
yes

Me I sensed foul play. Make I wait for him reply.
This is a link to his profile

https://mobile.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010332428785&_rdc=1&_rdr

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Romance / Re: Is This Guy Trying To Scam Me PHOTOS by fuckfuckman(m): 8:34am On Sep 04, 2020
Deborah98:
There are too many of this on FB now,I believe you should know what to do...
Is it a scam yes or no
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Trying To Scam Me PHOTOS by fuckfuckman(m): 8:32am On Sep 04, 2020
Lastly

Romance / Is This Guy Trying To Scam Me PHOTOS by fuckfuckman(m): 8:31am On Sep 04, 2020
See our chat o. The thing sound somehow him don give me account number to send money to join the recharge and get paid. Anybody can open a Facebook account and do this. Is this how to register on this stuf

Sports / Re: Who Would Be The Best Replacement For Messi? by fuckfuckman(m): 7:16pm On Aug 31, 2020
EVILFOREST:
Replace the god of soccer...?
Replace the demystifier of Soccer....?
Replace an Aberration in Soccer History...?

How possible is that..?
Such players come like SOLAR ECLIPSE, almost every 30years in repetition.
Such Players are sent on the directive of GOD to put smiles on the faces of people.

I love you bro
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's £95MILLION Salary Is More Than Neymar And Kylian Mbappe Combined by fuckfuckman(m): 4:32pm On Aug 26, 2020
He is worth more than that

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