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Family / Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by fuckfuckman(m): 10:27pm On Jun 01, 2019
zeb04:
. Must it be true Sex? Tell her she can use her mouth or hand, as long as you cum.
If her sex drive is low, shouldn’t you see a doctor instead of cheating?

Btw, you wife is even nice. If you cheat on me and I find out, just know You are not getting any loyalty from me

Every married woman, has that fear and reverence for her marriage. The day you cheapen you marriage by sleeping outside, you have taken out that fear, reverence from the marriage. If she doesn’t cheat on you, Goodluck. But really sex outside the marriage doesn’t look like a big taboo anymore. after all, you have done it. Heaven will not fall if she does. And most times, she will.

If you cannot be loyal, you don’t deserve it.

So let him be loyal as she starve him sex for four months and more for no reason.
All these useless feminist u can't give nice advice very soon you'll destroy someone marriage

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Family / Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by fuckfuckman(m): 10:12pm On Jun 01, 2019
Optimus212:


Not really but can stay off sex for a very long time if she's hurt.
I swear with my life and my unborn children she's getting it somewhere access her phone
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by fuckfuckman(m): 8:49pm On May 12, 2019
meks007:


I need the console only. I’ll pay 110k
Can u pay 110k for ps4 I have for sale I'm in port Harcourt
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 8:54am On May 08, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
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do you have proof this happened?

why did he conclude TB Joshua's prayers were responsible not the other solutions he sought finally working? that something happened after another doesn't mean the latter happening was caused by the former. that I died after eating doesn't mean I was poisoned

Sir this happens every Sunday. So it is no longer a coincidence. You can go to his YouTube and search tb Joshua mass prayer over 200+ videos on all his prayers people vomited and behaved madly on all of them.
Anytime he is praying people start behaving like mad people I can say that is stagged but the vomit aspect is what is confusing me.
Please explain
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 11:27pm On May 07, 2019
hopefulLandlord how do u explain this for me sir.
Pets / Re: Meet The World's Most Fearless Man, Kevin Richardson And His Gang Of Pet Lions by fuckfuckman(m): 8:50pm On May 07, 2019
amtaken:
The only way I can believe in the reality of the pictures is if you also live with lions and post the picture evidence here.

Please search the guy on YouTube is real
Religion / Re: Why Muslims Dodge Explaining Why Jesus Wasn't Crucified Nor Killed by fuckfuckman(m): 7:42am On May 06, 2019
aadoiza:

If you don't review that post do not mention me.
Abeg go and rest. So ignorance meet concussion and me being an idiot is a reply. Because u guys do say atheist are fools. So Me being an idiot is the answer to my question. You're saying I should check the answer as if mentions do lie.
My brother don't quote me again abeg make una rest with una different story of God. Jehovah witness, deeper life under Christianity differrnt story everywhere yet you guys claim God can reveal himself and if someone ask a question you use the slogan "only a fool says in his heart that there is no God" like u called me an idiot and said you've given me an answer.
Abeg go rest. Religious people confusion people.
Religion / Re: Adeboye To Single Ladies: Don’t Marry Jobless Men by fuckfuckman(m): 9:51pm On May 05, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:


Is a painter jobless?
The painters that painted Canaan city, did they not make millions?
But if you decide to limit yourself to painting one room per month, Best of luck!

The painting of Canaan city was for the church it doesn't come all the time. So don't count that. The normal painters will be at home waiting for connections.
I have a painter as tenant when I saw how things are getting difficult for him I gave him one year free and adviced him to learn another thing.
Sometimes he goes out to hawk food on the road. So because he doesn't have a job but struggling to survive he shouldn't marry.
Religion / Re: Adeboye To Single Ladies: Don’t Marry Jobless Men by fuckfuckman(m): 9:47pm On May 05, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:


You didn't marry JOBLESS! You made a plan for the family before you went into it!
Not waiting for bet9ja N25m
Don't you know many people are making plans and its not working.
So they manage petty jobs the one at hand and still believing God. So you tell me they should not marry no matter how they get old unless they get a job.
Religion / Re: Adeboye To Single Ladies: Don’t Marry Jobless Men by fuckfuckman(m): 9:32pm On May 05, 2019
uwajeh:
You don't have respect. May God forgive you. How can you call Pastor Adeboye a" FOOL"? angry undecided tongue
He is a fool sir. Is it your choice to be jobless. So what if I marry with a job and I loose the job later then we'll divorce right. Don't he know things can change.
Religion / Re: Adeboye To Single Ladies: Don’t Marry Jobless Men by fuckfuckman(m): 9:30pm On May 05, 2019
AntiWailer:


So if u are jobless why must u marry right away ?
So if your brother is jobless but doing petty jobs like painting to feed his girlfriend and is getting to 50 years you'll advice him not to marry even at 70 till he gets a job.
Religion / Re: Why Muslims Dodge Explaining Why Jesus Wasn't Crucified Nor Killed by fuckfuckman(m): 9:22pm On May 05, 2019
aadoiza:

You should review your first post I replied, if you want a meaningful discussion.
I didn't see any first reply if not "Bleh Bleh Bleh. When ignorance meets confusion the result is an idiot like you"
I ask again if God talks to all of you why do all of you have different versions of him and always arguing and always fighting. This is the third time I'm asking this question if you don't reply I'll know you're sentimental and wouldn't reply anything from you.
Romance / Re: Man Gives Lady N2k To Help Him Prepare Egusi Soup, She Did This by fuckfuckman(m): 4:15pm On May 05, 2019
spongeisback:
So he can't trust her with his money but he can trust her with his life? Your argument made a lot of sense.
0ppa and spongeisback let's not be sentimental. You know he is not inspecting the food for his life but the money. As you can see where he was asking even price of Maggi and saying things like it's small despite her money and her transport. Don't she have a right to be angry indirectly calling her a thief
That behavior is bad don't be one sided in your judgement because he is a man call a spade a spade.
Will both of you be happy if your daughter marry this type? Yet you condemn the girl.
When you a bad character in a relationship just run don't say he'll change in marriage

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Crime / Re: Goat Thief Burnt Alive In Aba (Disturbing Photos) by fuckfuckman(m): 7:26am On May 05, 2019
desiredhome:

Same people calling Nigeria a Zoo Country, : shocked shocked
On Sunday morning you see them running to Church and be shouting let my enemy die by fire bla bla bla.....
Heatless people
Oga this talk touch me walali

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Crime / Re: Goat Thief Burnt Alive In Aba (Disturbing Photos) by fuckfuckman(m): 7:22am On May 05, 2019
Omeji:
Photoshop

They burnt someone in aba you say it's photoshop. This is the kind of photoshop they'll do to you.
Crime / Re: Goat Thief Burnt Alive In Aba (Disturbing Photos) by fuckfuckman(m): 7:21am On May 05, 2019
daddyfreeman1:
OP this is an old news... this happened in Aba in 2017 not this year... go to my timeline on Facebook you'll see when I shared this picture... stop publishing old news as a new one... damn you
Old news but the news is true

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Religion / Re: Why Muslims Dodge Explaining Why Jesus Wasn't Crucified Nor Killed by fuckfuckman(m): 11:16pm On May 04, 2019
aadoiza:

Bleh Bleh Bleh. When ignorance meets confusion the result is an idiot like you.
When u run out of point on arguments you resort to abuses so when I abuse you back we'll live the topic.
I ask again if God is true and he talks to you Christians Muslims and other religions why do you all have different stories about him. Why don't your stories agree? See as you and malvisguy212 are fighting over God.
Why not he reveal himself to you people since you claim God can talk.
Religion / Re: Why Muslims Dodge Explaining Why Jesus Wasn't Crucified Nor Killed by fuckfuckman(m): 1:28pm On May 04, 2019
aadoiza:

I can be my life on it that Christianity will never trump the religion of Allah SWT in this country of ours. You don't even know that Christianity has already fallen tey tey, what you have now is a parody, a joke at best.
See as you and malvisguy212 have different versions of God stories. Christianity and Islam don't agree yet u claim God is real. You claim God reveal himself to you. If so why don't you guy have universal agreement in America 1+1 is 2 and same in Nigeria because it is the truth. Truth is universal.
God is not the truth. Mr Muslim go and look for someone to behead
Phones / Re: Samsung Newly Unveiled 219-inch 4K TV, At CES 2019 by fuckfuckman(m): 10:45pm On May 02, 2019
Why is this not on front page mynd44
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 12:34am On Apr 27, 2019
Whitepubb:
hahahaha. What you don't know is way bigger than you is that all you have to say to justify your ignorance?? Lie from the pit of hell Lmao. Enjoy your ignorance ,swim in it
Y must people vomit all the time. Why don't his camera men also vomit or fall under fake anointing

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Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 9:25pm On Apr 23, 2019
doneil:
So he pays the white people too in there country....O boy go find work.
Everybody can be bribed

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Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 9:11pm On Apr 23, 2019
damtan:

Uncle, vomit everyday ke?? I said "at will".

In his church they vomit every prayer day. Does this mean everybody vomiting has the power to vomit at will
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 1:10pm On Apr 23, 2019
damtan:
Some people are naturally gifted to do some things at will. A friend of mine can vomit whenever he wants andy gf, she can cry whenever she feels like at will.

Do u mean everyone that do vomit everyday are gifted with this
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 1:09pm On Apr 23, 2019
Oem18:
One thing I don't really understand about this earth is this. "Why will some one who was born on a floating piece of rock in the middle of no where , who doesn't even know what lies beyond the event horizon of a black hole that doesn't emit light meaning you can't see it , will now be insinuating that God doesn't exist and that the Joshua is a fake . This man you critisize(he even talks about how you people criticize him). so much a hundred years from now people will pray to God and say God saint emmanuel tbj heal me and they will be healed while you and your bones would have been forgotten. For what is a man who cannot pass down the name of Christ to his offspring Nothing. That you can't see a black hole with your eyes does not mean it doesn't exist that you cant see God does not mean he doesn't exist . In short your beliefs and unbeliefs doesn't concern anybody but your self . I will never try to convert any of you to Christianity. For as Christ said and is still saying Knock and the door shall be opened . PS Have you ever been to scoan before you judged them . Like the Bible rightly says Judge not lest you be judged. Even President George weah visited scoan. You better go and ask God for mercy for what you have just done is calling the holy spirit a scam which is a crime against God. May God help us all Amen

Maybe the president was his paddy to come and act
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 12:19am On Apr 23, 2019
Oyinlomobambam:


The way they plan to vomit inside movies na

Sir u know that will be a stupid reply. In movies superman flies does he in real life. In movies they can pause play delete edit etc. But this one is done in public not just in real life even his outside programs.

I'm thinking if he do give them a timing drug to vonit

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Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 10:58pm On Apr 22, 2019
opparadise:

Believe what? Read my post. I just modified it. You seem not to understand my drift.

He pays them well agreed but how about the vomit. Or do they take timing drugs that causes the vomit when the prayer starts
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 10:57pm On Apr 22, 2019
nifemi25:
I won't say miracle isn't real but most of them is arrangee..
I know it's fake but how are they arranging this vomiting stuff
Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by fuckfuckman(m): 10:39pm On Apr 22, 2019
opparadise:

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How could Jim Iyke faint and start vomiting.
Is vomiting also in the script?

Don't be deceived I'm 80% atheist. All those things are fake

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