₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,324,996 members, 8,419,860 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 03:56 AM

Toggle theme

FuckingMachine's Posts

Nairaland ForumFuckingMachine's ProfileFuckingMachine's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 22 pages)

FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:41pm On Jun 28, 2024
madridguy:
Stop joking around bro. The same woman will tell the court don't send my husband to prison. I still love him... We will settle it at home.
And the court will dismiss the case abi? grin
Be like you dey troll the guy

Hahahahahaha grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:25pm On Jun 28, 2024
madridguy:
Nothing will happen to him.
For domestic violence?
OK.

You must think this is seun vs ogugua.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:24pm On Jun 28, 2024
Ishilove:
Imagine suffering from severe paranoid delusions of grandeur. Fück off and go be mad somewhere else...

Or wait, be mad here so you can keep entertaining us with your medically certifiable mental disorder. 🤣🤣

Naptu2, hunt on!! cheesy
You want to be mentioned. You won't. Rest.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:23pm On Jun 28, 2024
madridguy:
Even his wife will reach court and tell judge to leave her husband alone.
She can't.
He's gone.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:20pm On Jun 28, 2024
madridguy:
Oga Jarus, you messed up yourself sitting your wife down begging her for approval before you marry another wife.

Women will never accept such approach.

For other men planning to get additional wives, please wise up and do like a real Africa man. You are so lucky she didn't stab or poison you.
It's out of her hands.
Domestic violence is not dependent on the abused.
Jarus is going to prison.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2024
naptu2:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry, this silliness was too funny to ignore.

Back to usual transmission.
That strange sensation you feel right now is called fear.
The fake laughter won't supress it.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:07pm On Jun 28, 2024
hyzich:
lol, I hope you’re not get paranoia delusions tho
But I never mentioned your moniker in any of my comments.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by FuckingMachine(f): 5:03pm On Jun 28, 2024
hyzich:
Jarus is actually a nice guy and I never perceived him as a bully, this is just unfortunate
Then he will go to jail as a nice guy.
His 2nd marriage plan is dead on arrival.
He will lose his properties and certain privileges at the end of this ordeal.
BusinessRe: Karu Market Abuja On Fire by FuckingMachine(f): 9:07pm On Jun 27, 2024
I just saw Tinubu running away fast from that area some minutes ago holding a jerrycan. I thought he was looking for fuel to buy.

Hmmm!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Profession Was Highly Respected,but Now A Complete Joke? by FuckingMachine(f): 7:00pm On Jun 27, 2024
Traditional leaders
PoliticsRe: Traders, Shop Owners In Desa Ibeju Lekki Evicted By Lagos State Government by FuckingMachine(f): 10:39am On Jan 27, 2024
Check my signature
PoliticsRe: Samuel Ohiri: Police Played No Role In My Release, I Paid Ransom - Imo Monarch by FuckingMachine(f): 9:30pm On Jan 26, 2024
The money was probably paid into Tinubu's account.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by FuckingMachine(f): 9:20pm On Jan 26, 2024
fyzaila:
Liess, how comes i don't know you? 😕
Cos you have yeast infection.
FamilyRe: You Just Found Out Your Kid Wasn’t Yours By Getting A Paternity Test by FuckingMachine(f): 8:55pm On Jan 26, 2024
You kill the mother

What kind of question is this? huh
Car TalkRe: Why Are Used Cars Cheap On Facebook Marketplace by FuckingMachine(f): 8:55pm On Jan 26, 2024
Because they are kidnappers.
Christianity EtcRe: Dating A Witch Girlfriend Or Boyfriend by FuckingMachine(f): 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2024
The best relationship because no harm can come your way as long as you please her.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by FuckingMachine(f): 8:52pm On Jan 26, 2024
Oluseyi001:
Have you met all Nigerian women already??
Yes.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by FuckingMachine(f): 8:51pm On Jan 26, 2024
Yes
That's who I'm looking for.

A no-nonsense realist that can express herself without shame with the intellect to back it up.


No Nigerian woman exists with such qualities.
EducationRe: 61-Year-Old Sobowale Babatunde Graduates With 4.84 CGPA From UNILAG by FuckingMachine(f): 6:24pm On Jan 26, 2024
Dis wan no even Bleep any Unilag baddie.
Waste of educational experience.

TravelRe: Another Private Plane Crash Land In Ibadan With 10 Persons Aboard by FuckingMachine(f): 5:26pm On Jan 26, 2024
Ibadan get airport?? shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: “you Dumped The Twins With Nannies Again And Went To The Club” – Kemi Olunloyo by FuckingMachine(f): 5:24pm On Jan 26, 2024
Anybody with common sense knows that Ifeanyi was used for rituals by the Adeleke family to win elections.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 22 pages)