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HealthRe: Ogun State: 400,000 Persons Living With HIV by FuckingMachine(f): 9:00am On Dec 01, 2023
Seun and Mynd44 live in Ogun State.

FamilyRe: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine(f): 8:58am On Dec 01, 2023
As a city boy I never recited such rubbish.
Speak for yourself.
AutosRe: Kia Sorento 2020/2021 Bought Brandnew...21m by FuckingMachine(f): 8:57am On Dec 01, 2023
Na AMG I see so? shocked
EducationRe: Please Nairalanders Help Me Solve This Physical Chemistry Question by FuckingMachine(f): 12:59am On Dec 01, 2023
The answer is gamalin-20.
Better change your course before you die.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets King Charles III To Discuss Climate Change by FuckingMachine(f): 11:54pm On Nov 30, 2023
Laple0541:
My weekly wage can buy your entire generation.
You push drugs?
RomanceRe: Have You Met A Nairalander Before? by FuckingMachine(f): 11:29pm On Nov 30, 2023
All the nairalanders I want to meet I want to Bleep them.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Splashes Over N700 Million As He Buys A 2022 Rolls Royce CULLINAN by FuckingMachine(f): 11:28pm On Nov 30, 2023
Fairly used so it can't be 700m
Science/TechnologyRe: Say Something About This Generator. by FuckingMachine(f): 11:25pm On Nov 30, 2023
As a big boy I never used it.
Speak for yourself.
FamilyRe: Has Anyone Used This Before by FuckingMachine(f): 9:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
Awolowo used it.
BusinessRe: What Kind Of Online Business Can Someone Add To His Personal Life by FuckingMachine(f): 9:33pm On Nov 30, 2023
Yahoo plus
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets King Charles III To Discuss Climate Change by FuckingMachine(f): 9:28pm On Nov 30, 2023
Laple0541:
Yeah, landlords of gala sellers that sleep under the bridges at night.
You're homeless otherwise I would have said your landlord was Igbo.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets King Charles III To Discuss Climate Change by FuckingMachine(f): 8:55pm On Nov 30, 2023
Laple0541:
They always employ their yîbo slaves to pound it for them.
Employ your landlord?
SportsRe: NFF Plans Introduction Of VAR In Domestic League by FuckingMachine(f): 8:54pm On Nov 30, 2023
Hmm

Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Did Prophet Muhammad Have 11 Wives When Muslim Men Are Only Permitted To Hav by FuckingMachine(f): 8:54pm On Nov 30, 2023
He doesn't want competition.
CrimeRe: Be prayerful by FuckingMachine(f): 8:47pm On Nov 30, 2023
There are many hotels in Ajah so I cannot advise you to start searching them one by one because by the time you finish she would have completed her mission, boarded a bus and returned back to her husband in Aba.
HealthRe: 70-year-old Woman Becomes Oldest African To Give Birth As She Delivers Twins by FuckingMachine(f): 8:47pm On Nov 30, 2023
Who Bleep am?? huh
CultureRe: Yorubas Are Going Haywire!! by FuckingMachine(f): 8:46pm On Nov 30, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Opolo, opolo.
Toad grin
Haywire Afonjanistan spotted.
FamilyRe: Cheating Husband Loses N26-Mil He Gave 'Bae' To Hide From Wife - SA Court (PIX) by FuckingMachine(f): 8:34pm On Nov 30, 2023
Do an OJ Simpson.
PoliticsRe: Declassified U.s Documents Described Ojukwu As A Playboy, Igbos As Gifted, Aggre by FuckingMachine(f): 7:45pm On Nov 30, 2023
So Igbos have been envied by Afonjers and Abokinas since time immemorial.
CultureRe: All Women Are Good Witches - Ooni Of Ife by FuckingMachine(f): 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
Question is will dominique admit it?
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Woman Who Married Two Men At The Time by FuckingMachine(f): 7:03pm On Nov 30, 2023
They are Gaybriels using her as cover up.
The time they'll spend fucking each other will be more than they spend on her.

She has nothing to lose since they give her kids, clothe, house & feed her.
PoliticsRe: Today IBB Is 82 Years. Happy Birthday Maradona. by FuckingMachine(f): 6:42pm On Nov 30, 2023
I will forever remember him for his quote on Yaribanza cowards.

PoliticsRe: Fct Minister Receives Immediate Past Nigerian Ambassador To Jamaica by FuckingMachine(f): 6:40pm On Nov 30, 2023
What's inside that bag she's handing over to Wike??
FamilyRe: Nigeria Mums In Bradford. by FuckingMachine(f): 6:39pm On Nov 30, 2023
Witchcraft and lesbianism loading...
Music/RadioRe: The Death Of Mainstream Rap In Naija by FuckingMachine(f): 5:42pm On Nov 30, 2023
Mode Nine was Nigeria's last emcee.
MI wasn't an emcee.
FamilyRe: Video: Marriage Cancelled As Both Mother Inlaws Are Blood Sisters by FuckingMachine(f): 5:40pm On Nov 30, 2023
Scientifically, casual sex between cousins is not bad.
It's reproduction that will cause genetic disorders.

As long as the bride isn't pregnant then it's fine.
Foreign AffairsRe: "Japan Is For The Japanese" Rally In Japan Against Immigration And Diversity by FuckingMachine(f): 5:39pm On Nov 30, 2023
If dem born US mama well, invade Japan and bring them democracy.

Pearl Harbor will be child's play.
HealthRe: Nigerian Nurse Sacked & Deported From The UK For Praying For Patient by FuckingMachine(f): 5:37pm On Nov 30, 2023
So this same religion that Britain used to control daft Black monkeys is used to deport the same Black monkeys for using it on Brits.

Make this make sense.
PoliticsRe: Where Did Fulani Herdsmen Disappear To by FuckingMachine(f): 4:48pm On Nov 30, 2023
Same place Zelensky & Ukraine refugees fled to
PoliticsRe: Content Creation: The Most Resourceful Nairalanders Of 2023 (Photos Included) by FuckingMachine(f): 4:47pm On Nov 30, 2023
This has to be the most stupid thread I've seen in a long time.
RomanceRe: My Visit To My Elder Sister’s Beach House In Southern Nigeria (PHOTO ALBUM) by FuckingMachine(f): 4:46pm On Nov 30, 2023
What is this??

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