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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Nigeria Recorded Highest GDP Growth When Igbos Returned To Biafria by FuckingMachine(f): 10:15pm On Dec 03, 2023
This is beer parlour analysis.

Anybody with a working brain knows that local production goes up thousandfolds during wartime while imports drop = more GDP. Factories producing machinery, fuel, equipment etc needed for war usually experience maximum output during wartime.

It has nothing to do with who's fighting. If Ghana goes to war against Togo today, their local manufacturing will go up and imports will be non existent.



He even mentioned the increase in local manufacturing in his drivel but doesn't know its implication. Chai. grin
RomanceRe: Drop Your Own 'small Sense' by FuckingMachine(f): 7:53pm On Dec 03, 2023
Magnoliaa:
And your point being?
I already made my point
You are unhinged

Look at the drivel you follow.
Pocohantas ishilove amazontopaz. Known unstable elements.

*spits
Forum GamesRe: Who Can Answer This Question? (PHOTO) by FuckingMachine(f): 7:50pm On Dec 03, 2023
I will call him to my office.
RomanceRe: Drop Your Own 'small Sense' by FuckingMachine(f): 7:47pm On Dec 03, 2023
Magnoliaa:
One woman can go on a date with another man, and get a takeaway to share with another man.


#MaggiesNuggets
Look at your profile.
Haphazard and full of incoherent write ups.

You are obviously unhinged.
I won't be surprised if you live under a staircase with stray cats.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prophesied That Members Will Receive Bank Alerts And It Happened (Video) by FuckingMachine(f):
Only workers got the alert & they must return it immediately after service with interest & show proof of transfer otherwise Pastor will not release their children.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by FuckingMachine(f): 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2023
phintohlar:
na by force to bleep, let the poor di*ck rest please
Why should it rest?
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Ship Hit By 'rocket Fire' Off Yemen's Coast As Casualties Remain Unknown. by FuckingMachine(f): 6:12pm On Dec 03, 2023
Who be UK?
Paper tigers wey Putin disgrace.
RomanceRe: The Issue With Nairaland men by FuckingMachine(f): 4:52pm On Dec 03, 2023
Lol
100 likes & mentions totori dis wan toto well well. grin
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of "Yoruba Lagosians" Celebrating Xmas by FuckingMachine(f): 4:46pm On Dec 03, 2023
CrossRhodes:
The main house nigha who snitched on other slaves thinking he is better than them grin
Exactly what his great grand son helinues is doing today - snitching on Nigerians for his political masters' crumbs.
SportsRe: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by FuckingMachine(op): 4:44pm On Dec 03, 2023
superCleanworks:
they comment like they are talking about butterflies and reading from a novel. No spontaneity, no word play, no zeal, no predictive mind (only comment after the action), no enthusiasm, no vibrance, no EUREKA tone.
Total lack of authority behind the microphone over a high adrenaline sport.

Now just imagine a female commentary in the MIRACLE OF ISTANBUL match. Hell Nah.
Asin ehn.
I'm not feeling it at all. Maybe as a supporting commentator not main.

The drive is just missing.
SportsAm I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by FuckingMachine(op):
Female comentators in sports. angry


I'm not feeling it at all. It feels less intense watching a match with a female voice commentating especially for my own team where I have strong passion and adrenaline running.

No offence but female voices just don't match for certain sports and definitely not football. Male commentators convey my passion the right way, these female voices sound like child's play.

A woman's voice calms a man. We don't want to calm down when watching football, we want to be gingered. grin

Imagine a female commentator for boxing or NBA basketball or WWE where raw passion/adrenaline is needed. It will kill that sport. Females can commentate on less intense sports like golf, beach volleyball or swimming.


I really hope they stop this trend because over the years it will make football lose followership. Let's face it, the only thing a football fan brings is passion. If you remove it then the football fan will not bother to spend money watching his struggling team only when they're doing well.

Most fans don't even have a logical reason for spending on football every weekend, we just love the intensity. If I have to continue listening to a soft female voice when a long range shot is scored or a strong tackle flies in, I will feel disgusted.


This should be stopped.
Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Eko Row: Benin People ‘Owned’ Lagos, Awori Paid Royalties To Them - Erelu Abiola by FuckingMachine(f): 3:45pm On Dec 03, 2023
Christistruth00 Wickedtruths
I hope you both learn & stop rambling like cattle.
EventsRe: Why Don't Bridesmaids Spray Money? by FuckingMachine(f): 1:56pm On Dec 03, 2023
Women should be commercialized by the State.
PhonesRe: Archived! by FuckingMachine(f): 1:51pm On Dec 03, 2023
Kizyte:
This is an indoor camera
Why does it have auto night mode?
PhonesRe: Archived! by FuckingMachine(f): 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2023
Kizyte:
No, does not use battery, but you can use a power bank as an alternative power.
So I will connect a power bank while its outdoors?
What will power the power bank?
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Bro.ifeanyichukwu Donatus Drops His Debut Single by FuckingMachine(f): 1:35pm On Dec 03, 2023
Feature Iamdbull.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by FuckingMachine(f): 1:32pm On Dec 03, 2023
Cruise777:
It's his intellectual property
You know nothing about the music industry.
Return to your beer parlour.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:36pm On Dec 03, 2023
Cruise777:
RCA signed record distribution deal and streaming right to his Catalogue, not his live shows

Total cost of logistics for that show that I watched on streams can't be more than 30%
Who owns the music he's performing?
RomanceRe: Bathathon Is Here, Nigeria Pls Support Me by FuckingMachine(f): 12:32pm On Dec 03, 2023
Englishisamust:
I want to break record by taking bath for 100 hours!!! I need support from you guys 🙏🙏🙏🙏. I need money to buy soap and other things you can assist me with!!! God bless u all
100 hours is insufficient for you.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:31pm On Dec 03, 2023
Cruise777:
cool



Selling out Tottenham Hotspur stadium... Wizkid account balance must be very heavy

Selling tickets for $50 to $100 for regular , in a 60,000 capacity



.
Sony Music took 70%.
Promoters took 20%.
Overheads took 5%
Wizkid took 5%
PoliticsRe: Obi Demands Inclusion For Nigerians Living With Disabilities by FuckingMachine(f): 12:29pm On Dec 03, 2023
Imagine Peter Obi fighting for Buhari.
Good man.
Christianity EtcRe: 8-year Old Fearlessly Preaches The Gospel On The Streets Of London (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:26pm On Dec 03, 2023
irunoko:
arrested for what exactly?

When people are comiting abominations or doing exhibitionism in public are they arrested?
No.
Christianity EtcRe: 8-year Old Fearlessly Preaches The Gospel On The Streets Of London (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2023
Rebuke:
But if he was twerking and dancing to worldly music yhu will praise him, right?
Yes
Christianity EtcRe: 8-year Old Fearlessly Preaches The Gospel On The Streets Of London (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2023
UHLmoving:
Can a Muslim be allowed to preach freely like on the street
If a bomb won't go off, then yes.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of "Yoruba Lagosians" Celebrating Xmas by FuckingMachine(f): 9:52am On Dec 03, 2023
That guy with the big X is the chief slave.
The Uncle Tom.

If you try to escape, he will be the one to hunt you down and discipline you even before Massa is aware.

If you disrespect Massa, you die.
That's helinues' great grand father.

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