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TravelRe: Private Jet With VIPs Onboard Crash-Lands In Ibadan by FuckingMachine(f): 4:59pm On Jan 26, 2024
Landed in an agbado farm.
Fitting.
Car TalkRe: Can I Drive With Expired Papers? by FuckingMachine(f): 4:45pm On Jan 26, 2024
Yes
TravelRe: Solomon Lar Amusement Park In jos(pix) by FuckingMachine(f): 4:38pm On Jan 26, 2024
Nice venue for herdsmen grazing.
PoliticsRe: Abia: Supreme Court re-affirms Gov Alex Otti (LP), Dismisses APC, PDP's Suits by FuckingMachine(f): 3:58pm On Jan 12, 2024
EbenezerTriumph:
I hear say Dominique been ban you
I come ban Nairaland after.
Who you think say win?
PoliticsRe: Wike Visits Abuja Metro And Kukwaba Train Stations (Photos) by FuckingMachine(f): 3:00pm On Jan 12, 2024
Wike look like Metro too much.
PoliticsRe: Abia: Supreme Court re-affirms Gov Alex Otti (LP), Dismisses APC, PDP's Suits by FuckingMachine(f): 2:59pm On Jan 12, 2024
Lots of Supreme court governors since APC took over.
All elections are being disputed.
CrimeRe: 7 Arrested For Kidnapping Of Nigerian Businessman In South Africa (Photo) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:15pm On Jan 12, 2024
What are their names and tribes?
The NCAN ban only applies to Nigerian tribes.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Case Women by FuckingMachine(f): 11:10am On Jan 12, 2024
Proceed to church and give it to your Pastor.
SportsRe: ANOTHER Hakimi:boss Of The Year Waitedfor Divorce To Be Over by FuckingMachine(f): 11:00am On Jan 12, 2024
Part of the $120m should be invested into her assassination.
PhonesRe: Samsung S24 Series Specs by FuckingMachine(f): 10:58am On Jan 12, 2024
Camera everywhere like agbalumo seeds.
PoliticsRe: Four Governors Arrive Supreme Court Ahead Of Judgements by FuckingMachine(f): 9:53am On Jan 12, 2024
garfield1:
Fergie,your now a mod.take it to fp yourself
grin grin

PoliticsRe: Four Governors Arrive Supreme Court Ahead Of Judgements by FuckingMachine(f): 9:52am On Jan 12, 2024
Sanwo-Olu & GRV should be there.
RomanceRe: Advise Me As A New Chapter Opens In My Life by FuckingMachine(f):
Forget sex, use women to scale up the ladder fast.

An ugly connected woman is more valuable than a baddie with soft yansh. When you've balanced 5 years from now, you can buy the baddies with your wealth.


Miss this and join the numerous Nairaland fools at 40 posting threads in the Romance section.
PoliticsRe: Repairs: My Thoughts On Three Rams Sacrificed On Third Mainland Bridge by FuckingMachine(f): 9:28am On Jan 12, 2024
After the sacrifice what happened to the rams?
I'm hungry.
Technology MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy Book 2 by FuckingMachine(f): 9:27am On Jan 12, 2024
Which one be book again
PoliticsRe: Customs To Launch E-Auction Platform Next Week by FuckingMachine(f): 7:40am On Jan 12, 2024
Only 10% of the seized items will be auctioned.
Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking - US & UK Military Ready For Strike Against Yemen Tonight. IRAN Next ? by FuckingMachine(f): 7:36am On Jan 12, 2024
ruggedtimi:
illiterate they call another man illiterate. So hitler's luftwaffe dropping bombs on the uk means he invaded?
You are a waste of time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking - US & UK Military Ready For Strike Against Yemen Tonight. IRAN Next ? by FuckingMachine(f): 6:48am On Jan 12, 2024
ruggedtimi:
na hitler test them...mind you hitler never invaded U.k only air raids and navy battles close to the uk waters like battle of dunkirk
Hitler never invaded UK but his bombs did.
Dunkirk was the shameful evacuation of UK military fleeing Hitler like cowards.

You must be illiterate.
AutosRe: Brand New Toyota Highlander Limited Xle 2024 model full option by FuckingMachine(f): 1:50am On Jan 12, 2024
This is how you know a scammer.
Wrong model, year & specs.
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz Ml350 For Sale by FuckingMachine(f): 1:41am On Jan 12, 2024

Foreign AffairsRe: Breaking - US & UK Military Ready For Strike Against Yemen Tonight. IRAN Next ? by FuckingMachine(f): 1:37am On Jan 12, 2024
You are threatening another man IN HIS OWN HOUSE!

Naso dem test Hitler come run go beg US & Russia to save them after Hitler rendered their Queen homeless.

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by FuckingMachine(f): 9:59pm On Jan 11, 2024
Adebaba1:
Original Adidas Sneakers
Imported from Germany
Size 43

Price 50k

Call/WhatsApp 08060457622
You dey craze o.
CrimeRe: Fake Soldier Arrested In Nasarawa by FuckingMachine(f): 8:35pm On Jan 11, 2024
Who blow him eye?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by FuckingMachine(f): 10:32am On Jan 11, 2024
See all the quoted sums above.

Every Nairalander na chairman but N5k giveaway for 10 people thread dey full.

RomanceRe: Man Marries Lady Who Snubbed Him For 5 Years by FuckingMachine(f): 12:14am On Dec 12, 2023
Look at him & understand why.
Fat, short with a small preeq.

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