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EducationRe: Can Anyone Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net by FuckingMachine(f): 3:11pm On Dec 02, 2023
To attract men to purchase it.

The fishnet on that fat, round mound is reminiscent of those on pornhub actresses.
HealthRe: Why Does This Happen? Doctors In The House by FuckingMachine(f): 12:58pm On Dec 02, 2023
Op you are a marine spirit and every time you ingest water your body yearns to return to its true home.
RomanceRe: What Is Going On With Ladies ? by FuckingMachine(f): 12:31pm On Dec 02, 2023
Dapo UK and Emeka Singapore are on their way.
Your gfs will return in February.
CelebritiesRe: Orezi Speaks On Losing His N300M House To Fire( Video) by FuckingMachine(f):
How come we are only seeing the pictures of one room? If his house really got burnt shouldn't we be seeing the exterior damage??


A room in your rented 3-bedroom apartment got burnt you upload a YouTube vid claiming mansion owner. Wetin landlord go come talk?

Na wa.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off His Automobile Collections Worth Of Billions (photos/video) by FuckingMachine(f): 12:24pm On Dec 02, 2023
Kiss Daniel really intimidated these yeyebrities with his latest acquisition. grin

Yesterday was the forcibly retired underweight kid, today is the ritualistic frog. Tomorrow should be the turn of the illegitimate, inbred child of Fela Anikulapo Kuti.


Na wa.
CrimeRe: A Story Of Prostitution: The Rise And Fall Of Prostitution In Nigeria by FuckingMachine(f): 10:20am On Dec 02, 2023
Fall? shocked
Who fell it?
Still bustling around me.
BusinessRe: What You Can Get For Minimum Wage(£10) In The Uk (video) by FuckingMachine(f): 7:39am On Dec 02, 2023
Now show us how many hours pay go to rent.
CultureRe: 3 Oyo Monarchs Die In Road Accident by FuckingMachine(f): 7:23am On Dec 02, 2023
How many monarchs these criminals get?
None of dem wan work. Just wan dey collect free money from the gullible masses.

This can only work with weak and cowardly Afonjanistans. Igbos and aboki can never have this number of jobless thieves parading as kings.
PoliticsRe: Imagine You're A Policy Maker In Your State, What Policies Would You Formulate? by FuckingMachine(f): 11:46pm On Dec 01, 2023
Tax oloshos.
Science/TechnologyRe: Is This Baby Python? (Pics) by FuckingMachine(f): 11:42pm On Dec 01, 2023
I don't know its name but I know its edible.
SportsRe: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by FuckingMachine(f): 3:05pm On Dec 01, 2023
Will take long before he can eat it na.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Demolitions: ASATU PM, Metchie Offers Land For Int’l Market In Anambra by FuckingMachine(f): 2:42pm On Dec 01, 2023
The truth is that the greedy nature of Nigerians won't allow this.

If you site the market in Anambra it means the merchants will spend a lot transporting it to Lagos which is the majority of their market. Very easy for the Lagos based merchants to knock them out of business since they can deliver at cheaper rates.


The only way is to gradually develop other states and over years reducing the relevance of Lagos. If Ijebu Ode, Ore, Benin, Asaba, Warri have like 5 major expressways connecting them, stable electricity good security etc, people will relocate to those areas and over time the rent in Lagos will drop drastically.

Now the market is no longer concentrated in Lagos which means major markets can be sited in Anambra, Edo, Delta, Ondo etc.


The over reliance on the former capital city of Lagos is responsible for our inflation, hardship and suffering today.
RomanceRe: Why Would A Man Reach Out To An Ex Of 10+ Years Out Of The Blue ? by FuckingMachine(f): 2:36pm On Dec 01, 2023
To Bleep you again.
And he will since it aroused you so much as to open a thread on it.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Roasted For Being A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike In Her New Photo by FuckingMachine(f): 2:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
Maybe Jay Z recently said something nice about Kim.
Insecure bitch.

PoliticsRe: Die Hard Tinubu Supporter Omojuwa Flees To The UK by FuckingMachine(f): 2:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
TemplarLandry helinues FreeStuffsNG are still here receiving N30k.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Gifts Himself A Rolls Royce Cullinan As He Marks A Decade On Stage by FuckingMachine(f): 2:18pm On Dec 01, 2023
So na wetin intimidate Wizkid be dis. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: I’m Looking For Like 2 To 3 Boyfriends” – Asisat Oshoala Enters Dating Market by FuckingMachine(f): 2:14pm On Dec 01, 2023
She's too manly.
I prefer Michelle Alozie.

I don't do shemales.
AgricultureRe: I Killed The Big Rat (okete) Eating Our Cocoa pods by FuckingMachine(f): 2:11pm On Dec 01, 2023
Redomi:
hahaha, truly it's a taboo, I have sold it already. N1500
Snap your mouth.
AgricultureRe: I Killed The Big Rat (okete) Eating Our Cocoa pods by FuckingMachine(f): 2:04pm On Dec 01, 2023
Redomi:
I have to do this so that I can get buyers
Oga drop location.
It's like you think we're foolish on this forum abi? angry
AgricultureRe: I Killed The Big Rat (okete) Eating Our Cocoa pods by FuckingMachine(f): 2:02pm On Dec 01, 2023
Redomi:
It's forbidden for any anybogy from Ondo town to eat okete
But you roast am.

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shows Off His Car Collections Worth Of 1.1billion (photos/video) by FuckingMachine(f): 1:59pm On Dec 01, 2023
Can we see the receipts?
Nothing wey these yeyebrities nor dey take lie.
HealthRe: Newly Developed Drug Effectively Halts HIV Infection by FuckingMachine(f): 12:38pm On Dec 01, 2023
HIV still dey?
FamilyRe: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine(f): 11:59am On Dec 01, 2023
ChybuzzDD:
Where has your city 'boyness' led you to finally??
Poor man pikin don think say na insult. grin
CrimeRe: Angry Residents Beat Alleged Prostitutes; Set Brothel On Fire. by FuckingMachine(f): 11:52am On Dec 01, 2023
This is wrong.
All the wives in that area shall never know peace.
PoliticsRe: NAF Helicopter Crash-Lands In Port Harcourt by FuckingMachine(f): 11:48am On Dec 01, 2023
First a senator's plane crash landed then an Abuja-bound plane landed in Asaba and now this?

I know how Nigeria works.


A major plane crash is loading...
FamilyRe: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine(f): 9:49am On Dec 01, 2023
RepoMan007:
Says a richman with poverty moniker and post history.

Go and finish your roasted cassava and palm oil breakfast.
Eating roasted cassava and palm oil isn't bad and doesn't make you poor, it's how you eat it that makes you poor.

This is what you poor people have failed to understand that's why your girls over makeup and wear skimpy clothes and your boys wear multicoloured clothing hoping to look posh. Meanwhile, a rich kid steps out in just shorts and t shirt and is immediately looking superior.
FamilyRe: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine(f): 9:36am On Dec 01, 2023
RepoMan007:
...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!
Oga no dey project your childhood on others.
Just because you did it don't mean we did.
That's a poor man trait.
TravelRe: After UK Visa Refusal, How Soon Can One Reapply? by FuckingMachine(f): 9:02am On Dec 01, 2023
Daddie1:
I have a wedding that I have been invited for February 2024. I would like to know if it's still fine to reapply in January and what steps I can take to improve my chances for an approval.
This is God warning you not to attend but you just want to be stubborn. Ngwanu go nau. Anything wen your eye see take am like that.

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