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curvysola:
DONT TALK TO ME!!!!!!

you don show yourself too much for this thread ooo... you resemble runs babe sef, that your nyansh go fine for doggy, if the thing dey scratch you, pm me

annoyingman:
i tire ooooo, the guy come online reply woman comot be like say that curvysola don go poison him mind!

the guy na woman wrapper jaree... no mind am

annoyingman:
wetin dey do this one? abeg comot here! when girls dey go after person papa, who talk? una go dey form holy! can you swear that you have never dated an old man?

bloody hypocrites na im dem girls be

curvysola:
David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?

after una don phuck una papa finish, abeg swerve

foolinlove:
...

You want to literally be a mothafukka.

Congrats.

babe ha fa... I don reason you small ooo.... back to the matter on ground, woman wey don born pikin wey get boyfriend carry leggings and her big nyansh come intimidate her pikin boyfriend... na prick she dey find na, the thing dey scratch am

2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this
will modify later with the rest am at work!!!!

guy your head dey there... do fast modify make I learn

tayebest:
Mtcheew, First class crammers!



"Exam is not a true test of knowledge, IQ no be by grade" - Anonymous

hater spotted... wetin you use graduate, talk true

Situation001:
your account shall be deleted or you get banned for eternity .. believe me it won't last.. with that ur monica

now run along cry baby...

Bettyfair09:
It is already believed that men are polygamous in nature; they must cheat. But what if we ladies are actually the ones pushing them to cheat without knowing? I believe we can keep our men to ourselves alone if we want to.

Here are 13 things you should do if you want your man to remain yours without the urge to look elsewhere:

Make Yourself Attractive:

Yes! Your man should always find you attractive, though your physical attraction should not be the only reason for his desires towards you; but will be foundation. Being attractive is something under your control and you don’t need to be miss world to achieve that as a woman. Aside physical beauty, you need to build yourself to be attractive in other areas of your life. Being attractive goes beyond physical appearance; it extends to other qualities that makes you the real you such as, your communication and understanding skills, your strength, your dreams and aspirations in life and your charisma. All of these are your selling points that will attract and endear your man to you.

Even as a very pretty woman, you will still find it very difficult to keep your man if your level of attraction is low. If you have insecurity and low self-esteem problems, it can bore any man and equally tend to be unattractive too. Insecurity is the mother to desperation whose endpoint is always unattractive. With those two negative qualities, you may find it extremely hard to keep any man of your choice.

Work on your attraction; build up yourself to appear attractive to your man. He does not even want you to be “Mrs. Perfect”, so don’t bore him with that your self-doubt issues because it is very unattractive. Own up to your imperfections and work on yourself because that will attract him more.



Be his Object of Inspiration:

A good relationship is not all about your physical body looks and your sex skills in bed. You have to offer more than sex for him to value you in his life, remember he can buy sex if it was all he needed. The earlier you get that into your head as a woman the better for your relationship. Make your man feel inspired, tell him how you believe in him, in what he does and how he does them. Your ability to reach him deeply will increase his value for you. This will also push him to confide in you and trusting that you will always get the picture better than another will. Men generally have deep unconscious fear about life and at same time have dreams, aspirations and hopes. Therefore, as his woman you need to help him achieve his mission in life by always inspiring him to reach his ultimate potentials as your man.



Channel your Energy towards Building a Healthy Relationship:

Instead of worrying and complaining that the ring is not coming as at when expected, such energy should be geared towards making your relationship stronger and healthier. Get out of those fears and insecurities because they might end up delaying the date of the ring further. Yes! You must have suffered frustration and betrayals in your past relationships, but such emotions like frustrations and insecurities can only repel your man and leaving you in misery. Try as much as you can to find love and self-fulfillment in your relationship independent of your worries. With that, you will have little or no time to worry about the date of the ring. Your energy should be spent on finding out how to love your man the way that is deeply meaningful and valuable to him rather than worrying about him calling it quit with you without the ring.



You Need to Be a Happy Woman that Smiles Always:

Men naturally have a lot to think about, they have to fix many things around them. You as a woman who thinks that your man should also fix you by making you happy tend to be a boring venture to him. No man can fix your happiness for you because each and everyone is responsible for his or her own happiness. Don’t leave your man feeling frustrated or failed with your unhappy mood; men don’t like that. Everyone has his or her downtime, but be happy most of the time because that makes you more attractive.

If you must know, one of your attractive tools as a woman is your smiles because when you are happy, it radiates outwardly and makes everyone around you feel good and comfortable.



Men Always Want to Feel Masculine:

No man enjoys the fact that his woman bosses him around as if she’s his mom. For the love of Mike, allow your man to man you. Hope you got that? He sure doesn’t want to date a mom, so always give that masculinity a room for him to feel more confident and strong around you. There is no need for you, as a woman to be calling all the shots in your relationship, please don’t dwarf your man with that because he isn’t finding that funny. If you are the control freak type of a woman, work to keep it under check. It might look as if your man is the pushover type but don’t ever relay on such and take advantage of him, it will leave an unbalanced void in your relationship which is very unhealthy for you. I’m not saying you shouldn’t say your mind as a woman but don’t allow yourself go overboard in your opinions, like making them look like rules or commands.



Be a Sensual and Thoughtful Woman:

He also wants you to be thoughtful with what he needs at a particular time. For instance, after a stressful day, a lovely text message can go down well to work wonders for him. Buying his favorites, be it gifts or snacks, can really work wonders in your relationship. What you don’t know is that it can push him to start reciprocating if he isn’t doing that already.

Your level of sensuality also matters to him, for example, your tone of voice, eye contact, your smiles, your body language and so on. I can remember the first time my man spoke to me; he couldn’t help but appreciate my voice and the way I laughed; that was the first attraction.



Be Trustworthy:

You need to give him the benefit of doubt that he can always trust you on anything. Remember that the word “trust” is a big problem in relationships. As you are looking for a man you can trust, so are men looking for a woman they can trust.Try always to keep up to your words because it will pass a strong message on your integrity and personality. You need to let him understand that he is safe with you. He needs you to prove to him that during his bad moments in life that you will still be there to support and stand by him. Let’s face the truth; it is not easy to be a man. Men carry many burdens on their shoulders and with that, they tend to get frustrated and confused too. He needs to know that during such moments of his life, that you will not only understand but will also personalize it and stand by him. Such will prove to him that your love is unconditional and he will allow his true self to manifest whenever he is with you.



Prepare Yourself for Regular Sex:

Maybe not immediately, but when a commitment must have been made such as, serious dating or marriage, you need to give him sex as regularly as he needs it. Don’t see it as a duty, but find a way to find fun in it too. As a woman, you need to prepare for regular sex because just as food is important to you, so is sex is to a man too.Don’t give room for him to start feeling otherwise so that a good side chick will not help you out leaving you to your own misery. Don’t forget that men naturally has higher sex drive and therefore tend to find excitement and pleasure in sex. Life without sex for a man is like a life without passion. Sex issues are always ranking high in a problematic or epileptic marriage.



You need to know how to cook:

This one is very vital, it is said that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. If you must give him, reasons to be stuck with you, let this be one of your cardinal tools. Make delicious meals for him that will make him want you often. Don’t get it twisted dear, I’m not suggesting your second room to be the kitchen, but being a good cook and making a good meal for your romantic dinner with your man is encouraged.



Learn to be Natural around him:

Wearing makeup is good as a woman, but also cultivate the habit of been natural around your man. Don’t wear that makeup around him all the time, they also want to appreciate your natural looks. When you always wear that crazy makeup around him, it gives him a suspicious feeling that you might be hiding something for him. He might start seeing you as someone that is not real and tend not to believe most of the things you say to him.



Learn to accommodate his Friends:

Try to always be polite to his friends even if you can’t stand some of their attitudes, because your man will always stick up for his male friends anytime any day Hun! He will appreciate you more if you are respectful to his friends, co-workers and family; such will prove to him that you love and respect him too. Always try to accommodate those that matter to him.



Reduce your level of jealousy with his female friends:

It’s pretty difficult especially if you have once been cheated on in your past relationships, but you have to act confident by cutting down your jealousy around his female friends. Don’t confront him on issues of doubt without proof, so that he will not see you as an insecure or an unsure woman; such characteristics can be very unattractive to men. If you notice that females flirt around your man, which I know can be very provoking, the best you should do is to introduce yourself and your position in his life with a very attractive smile (hahahahahahahaha). Your kind gestures can kill them more and at same time boost your confidence around your man.



Please try not to change your man:

Don’t enter your relationship hoping to change your man because it must back fire. No man wants to be changed by you as his woman; love your man for what and whomever he represents. You have to accept him the way he is for him to respect you too. Don’t push him to always do things the way you want it to be done because that will leave him very unhappy around him. If you find out that he is not doing some things rightly, politely discuss it with him and allow him take his time to come around with that. It is not easy for someone to change some habits so easily; it is a gradual process. You can even help him by living by example with those attitudes that tend to be his weaknesses. Allow him to be himself because that will always attract him around you. Love him for who he is and not for who you want him to be for you. Instead of nagging him out with the things he isn’t doing right, why not change it the other way by always telling him his wonderful traits that you respect about him. Such will help him build more confidence and listen to you when you complain of any of his weaknesses knowing that you always do appreciate him. I am not saying you should keep quiet over issues of concern in your relationship, but you should always have it at the back of your mind that no one is perfect, you inclusive. Men change when they must have decided to change; don’t force it down on him for you might just be hurting yourself.

If you can implement all these or even a considerable number of it, you will discover your man will become so attached to you that his friends will think you hypnotized him.

Thanks for stopping by to read this, I will love to listen to your opinions and questions on this via your comments below, remember! We always look out for each other at www.mysugarcandy.com Stay cool!

Culled from http://mysugarcandy.com/13-things-you-should-do-to-prevent-your-man-from-cheating-on-you/

epistle.... keep your p*ssy wet and sweet always

STFUareyouG0d:
my brother, take am easy o. Life too sweet, don't you think so?

ok o but I no like that guy vizkiz.... him name dey vex me

STFUareyouG0d:
This bros go like quarrel pass fight sha

no be small fight ooo... I dey box pesin o

nonsense woman... what happened to the less privileged in Nigeria... yeyebrity

the woman face resemble mumu

if I f*ck this girl finish ehn... she go forget her papa name

butanep:
Good morning Nairalanders.

I know this forum has been providing vital solutions to problems from time immemorial hence the need to pour-out my worries on this forum to get solutions become inevitable.

I was preparing for the final between Portugal and France yesterday when my girlfriend called me she will be coming, that I should be at home by 5pm. I was like why today of all day now! I told her I won't be around that I will be going to my parents place that evening. She began to act cold via the phone and later told me she will come let's go together. I haven't even seen your parents one on one she said... I was like which kind stubborn babe is this... I replied let's see about it but it will be better we make it another day. Don't worry today is the perfect day she said and cut the calls.

I tried calling no answer. This babe has come again because she don't like hearing football. We have had issues on this football matter severally but I told her she can't dictate what I will do or not, that I started watching football before I meet her. She first stop me from playing my soccer game when she is around. my friend have to call me when coming during the weekend to play games if she is around or not. I had to stop doing it when she is around to avoid problems.


Fast-forward... She came few minutes to 5pm. She was looking superb, probably to impress my parents. The desire for romance and sex came but I have to rebuked it because if it start, then my match is cancelled. How do I tell her I ve changed my mind from seeing my parents to watching football she never like or want to hear when she is around. We talk and talk till about few minutes to 8. She observed I wasn't coming closer to her as usual. She was like, a you expecting another woman. I smiled...

Then I busted it. Baby lets go and watch match. This one is very interesting. It's a final match. Ohhh match again. Aren't you going to your parents place again? I said my mum called to tell me she won't be around. She became relaxed. Please cancel the match... I want to cook something, you need to assist me. I was like baby am not hungry. I ve eaten. I am watching my food intake this period. She said that's my own, she wants to cook and I should be with her. The hatred against her started again. I said if you don't want to follow me to watch the match, eat your food alone. You can't stop me this time. Even my mother can't stop me from watching this final.

I left the kitchen. I called a friend to reserve a seat for me. She was frowning bitterly . I have made up my mind already. Few minutes after Ronaldo was brough -down, I received a text from her. " Dear so your match is more important than me" you can forgo me just because of match you can still watch later...it's a pity you don't love me. All I was thinking is how Ronaldo will come back again. I didn't give the message a second thought.


After the match. I was so happy Portugal won after the heat from France. That is when I read her message again. I quickly ran home. It was almost 11:30pm. She has slept. I send her a romantic message and told her am sorry about it but she should try to let me enjoy my football.

She woke up this morning. She was still frowning that I abandoned her for common football. I try to make her understand how important and interesting the match is to me. She left in anger and said I should either choose my football or her. That when I have made up my mind, I should let her know.


Though decision for me to make. I am not scared of loosing her anyway but I don't want us to break-up just like that... I'm not ready to drop sports again because of her. I told myself the sacrifices is too much, maybe I have to let her go... I have made up my mind not to call her.


Nairalanders what do you think on this issue? Matured advised only...

free the babe Jaree.... she think say her p*ssy be gold abi

foolinlove:
Neither are you

this babe you go sweet sha o... the way you dey follow me bumper to bumper ehn... talk true... you want am

STFUareyouG0d:
you go just die of HBP.

when your name turn to vizkiz, oya swerve

foolinlove:
Hmmm. No thanks :-/

you are not welcome sweetheart

mimzy:
Joker

my want for you has turned me to a joker my love

SAINTSAMURAII:
I LOVE making friends with lesbians. the challenge of turning them into straight with my sexual powers, gives me courage and joy. iv turn seven lesbian into being straight. two got married last month. all thanks to my dick and cute face.

thanks to your big lebe lips too

you f*ck up ooo... why you run from ordinary p*say... oya go find the babe f*ck am well well, everything go stop

op don't forget to give her belle

vizkiz:
StfuareyouGod I just weak bro. I see the nigga everywhere. I feel like I am being watched by the CIA

I just hate this guy

foolinlove:
Why what will you do?
Stab me?

hahaahhahahahaha no na, I'll just drill you well and leave you gasping for breath

omogin:
This is a warning to all you Christian singles having sexual intercourse before marriage. The scriptures warn that you flee sexual immorality. Its for a reason. Be patient, get married before engaging in such. God is wiser than man. Many youths suffering for a very long time or those who are suddenly cut short in their prime, contacted marine spirits through their sexual partners without knowing.

e be like say the thing don dey scratch you abi

mimzy:
If you could grant yourself just one wish , what will it be?

OR

If there is something you can undo in your past , what will it be?

As for me...

If i could grant myself a wish, I'll seek for the kind of wisdom King Solomon had...

And if there is something i can actually undo in my past, I'll turn back the hands of time and undo the part where i got my fingers burnt (by a friend) while being too trusting...(don't ask me questions )

So over to you guys...
Lezz/lezzlie
Slyisaac
Makydebbie
Alphadex
Creamish
Obiorathesubtle
Iykekelvins, tag others

to make you moan my name in heavenly ecstasy Queen Mimzy

op I for arrange the babe but she is too fugly stop harassing our eye sight... you for put graphic pictures

foolinlove:
I've had plenty bad dates.
A guy who did magic tricks in the restaurant.
A guy picked me up from my house in a mail van.
A guy who sang to me all the music he liked with food in his mouth.
A guy who brought his pet dog to the cinemas on our date.
A guy who kept me locked me in his car until I accepted a kiss.
A guy who picked me up and then told me he went to prison for six years.
A guy whose car broke down in the middle of traffic and started crying.
A guy who told me he wanted me just for sex until he found a girlfriend.
A guy who turned up so drunk he vomited in the cinema.
A guy who punched the waitress in the restaurant.
All different guys.
And so it goes...

baby add me to the list

Wednesday22:
yes! you hate condoms too?

pm me and I'll show you

Buikechukwu35:
Pls try and fulfill it #Nobiafra #Nopeace

dumbo

Yuneehk:
Disgusting !!!

sexy mama holla at your boy

SANDOSKI:
#1500 even dey expensive.......

*Mallam get dey ones of #250

babe you too fine for such cheap shii... come to me lemme give you the koko and change ya life

gbenshing tori kontinu... op you sure say you never gbensh mammy water before? I hear say na dem dey sweet pass