₦airaland Forum

tukdi:
Instead of encouraging this young lad to focus on her studies! She is too young for this rubbish! if she is really interested in comedy biz, She should graduate first and get matured before venturing into it! Yeye dey smell!

jealousy dey smell

SmartMugu:
Ok. Who loses? The son is 39, the father should need him more, unless the son is broke. Why would a 39 year old son wait around to inherit one small property in one village when he could have owned a mansion himself?

I think the man is a very wealthy man and the son is trying to kill him so he can collect property, so it's more of a battle between father and son "you might succeed in killing me but I'll make sure that you don't get #5 from me"

allanphash7:
I was travelling to Lagos from AKURE but when I got to IBADAN,
I was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not
using my seatbelt. I begged him but he refused. He said he
was going to seize my licence. But after much plea, he
decided to collect #2000 from me, which was d last
money on me. I gave him d money SADLY and went my way.
I was about entering Lagos when a phone rang beside
me, and i was surprised 2 c a Samsung galaxy note 5 on my
passenger seat. I picked d cal only to discover dat d FRSC
man 4got his fone in my car.
If u are d person what will u do Please advise me urgently.

comot sim sell phone




back to the topic, e be like say hungry dey catch this boy o

Laveda:
are you beautiful? Are you more beautiful than Lanicky? Can you even stand her when it comes to figure? Dafuk is wrong with you?

who is lanicky abeg, is her nyash big, tell her to come for testing

choi! how pesin fit turn to yoga instructor abeg

that is how they did not add my name... diaris God o

where dem boobies at?

FuckTheMods:
hahahahahahaha you see your life? Lol

my pesin... I sight you o

why you wan stop dat kain sweet thing... e better to dey f*ck around if you stop na, any prick you see go dey hungry you oo, you fit try my own first sha

pesin go just siddan, Toto abi prick go dey scratch am anyhow

starbuck:
Please don't use your phone near a generator, my dad lost his sale boy in the act. He went to power our generator with his Nokia torch light, as he was about switching it on, his phone rang and that was how he was burnt beyond recognition. I don't know about the cooking gas but we got to be careful on where we use our phone.

My 2cent

lesson learnt... thanks for sharing bae

choi!!! babes don vex

Dab2mydick:
it all started 4 days ago...

No bro, Not after bathing.

I just woke up and noticed it was partially blocked, but before the day ran out, it became worse.

It gets worse every night.. I didn't sleep last night

ask Mr president, he'll know better

HateU2:
Transformer is available bro

Cc:VizkiZ

oya go and get drilled very well... you've done a great job, he will treat you right with his rod... hope you no be borehole sha

aminho:
And that is my cousin the only female child of the former minister of works and national planning Arch Sanusi Daggash

maybe the opportunity given to your cousin should be given to other northern girls... Nigeria will be a better place... how about you hint your uncle about this the next time you get to talk to him

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Na the yam leg I like pass. I fit eat am sef.[/size]

your head no correct... na oil you go use?

HDee:
[color=Teal]
No doubt, igbo girls rock!

I might marry two from their tribe.. [/color]

badt guy... you like orishirishi enjoyment

experimentist:
[size=15pt]Bros nwane, a wah me do?[/size]

no dey yab my babes anyhow... I like dem as dem be

vizkiz:
God no go allow duck like me. I reject it. Holy Ghost fire

fear no catch you abi... no follow me talk o

experimentist:
[size=15pt]You should know about the Yam leg[/size]

oga if you vex me ehn... respect yourself ooo

BoiledHead:
Yes fvck you.

You are al ugly and too old for someone to even appreciate. And you are too boring and local.

Fvck off.

Go and marry.

because dem no free for you abi... oga comot here jaree

BoiledHead:
Someone help me.

I saw one classy and super-fresh fish last Friday at a club. She was ready to go down but I don't have money. She said it's N50k for a night

I have her number and looking at her whatsapp pics alone makes me hard and I just want her in my bed. How can I go about this? I am thinking of toasting her into becoming my girlfriend then fvck her for free. That's better? Even her voice is a turn on

guy stop dey mumu na

vizkiz:
Now you see why you should dump the whole "My boyfriend says" attitude

I said I don't like you

annoyingman:
guy him done update am ooo remaining the last part, abeg come make we disturb am!

Badt guy... you wan f*ck pesin mama abi

HateU2:
durhhhhhhI dont even knw wat to say 2 uWho's the maleLet smelly apologise to us

a foursome wouldn't be a bad idea sweetheart

naughtynaughty:
ewooooo Hateu2 comman c

how much will the three of you charge to be on my bed

foolinlove:
I don't see why prostitution is such a big taboo.

Demand and supply.

Prostitutes are humans like anyone else. And given the choice, no one would do that job.

I never understand men... sometimes they say "I wish I could fuk for money" while forgetting they might have to fuk wit someone ugly or a lot older than them. Someone they don't desire.

I respect those girls. I respect their struggle. I can never understand it, but it doesn't mean these girls should be demonised.

They have lives and human rights as well.

I just dey love this babe

curvysola:
awww all you can and will ever be able to do is admire and talk trash!

Sasha fierce... I like them fierce, the more fiesty, the more wet and deep, e go dey pour like cream

curvysola:
Do you know me? please stop saying what you dont know

my prick is big enough to drill your bore hole... after me, you'll never go for dem old niggas again... your ass is making me go gaga, chai!!! doggy go sweet o babe you gather

Situation001:
I'm sorry to have quoted you in the first place..

thanks for coming... oya bye