₦airaland Forum

PeachtreeReside:
Do not elect a US citizen is the lesson learnt

Do Nigerians learn?

Gidoco:
He remains a legend

Hell NO! He stripped himself of that honor.

coolluk:
The minimum Networth for the top 1 percent in the world is 11million dollars, otedola is worth approx 1billion dollars, meaning he’s a top 1 percent of the top 1 percent in d world

Meaning he’s one of the richest men in the world

How did you arrive at that 1 billion dollar figure?

coolluk:
One of the richest men in the world flying solo in a private jet shouldn’t be news tbh

One of the richest men in nigeria you mean.

LILTJAY:
Black monkeys. . Later they will shout BLM and blame white people
Fools

Don't mind the lazy assholes. They won't go to school, they won't work. All they do is roam the streets committing all sorts of crime and then they blame any other thing but themselves for their self inflicted woes.

Na wah. Ordinary egg wey be about 3 dollars for a pack of 18 na im dey hard for naija like this? You guys need to wake o!

EXLOVER:
Some years back i wanted to beat one of my female lecturer also, she always rude to me. On that very day, i went to her office very high, my mood was very rugged, she really humbled her self and even offered me a lift after


After that day, we banged till i left that school, non of my friends was away

story

California, the headquarters of HIV.

Verysmart101:
Guy u be full rugged nigga. I love ur style

You don't even need to go through all that stress; asking her to leave your house and all that crap. Rather take it as a first class ticket, handed over to you on a platter to go jerk off elsewhere without having any feeling of guilt. There are too many beautiful ladies out there begging to get laid for you to be battling with your own wife for sex. If she says " no sex", just say ok no problems. Grab your keys and go burst down down south with that side chic. End of story!

MufasaLion:
Some does.

"Some do"

Nukilia:
When you leave agberos for a long time, they metamorphose into cultists and later into bandits and terrorists.

The lunacy of these criminals would be met with fire and brimstone very very soon...

What a nation!

These agberos see how the bandits operate freely in the north and now they want to start full swing down south.

TundeWX:
Gallant men!!!....Victory is from God alone,Allah ya isa

If your stupid president had done the needful, these men would still be alive as I am posting this.

Omicron007:
Fellows,

A quick one
One of my friends celebrated her birthday recently.
I was lost in thoughts over what to buy for her.
So I surfed the internet and I saw a lot of suggestions.

I ended up getting a flower for her. I ordered the flower on an online flower shop and it was delivered to me.

On her birthday, I took the flower and went to her place. I presented it to her during the little birthday bash she organised.

To my utmost surprise, she and her friends looked at me with contempt. She was not happy I got the flower. It was glaring on her face.

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I have seen a lot of movies where flowers are presented to girls and they are very happy.

Why is it that some Nigerian girls don't value the gift of flowers?

I spent NGN 7,500 to get the flower!

Simply because it is not edible. Stomach infrastructure things you know.

Kobojunkie:
It is time we start being more honest about these things so that the truth can come to light.

I am totally honest about this. I love my kids more than my wife and it is an open secret.

Kobojunkie:
You who? In Nigeria alone, there are over 10,000,000 abandoned kids on the streets each day. How valuable did you say our kids are again?

Well maybe not others but my kids come first in basically everything.

Mofun:
Hello fellow-Nairalanders!
Please is it correct to conclude that most women tend to value their children more than their own husbands (I don't mean 'baby daddies')?
If it's correct then what could be responsible?

Same way we value our kids more than our wives.

Solsix:
It is finished, I repeat it completely finished!!

A lot of people don't know that Nigeria has been sold already.

Dollywood:
See you

I been blocked multiple times, there's this Asian girl based in Canada, we been flowing for a week, and when she asked about my nationality I refused to tell her, but she insisted. The moment I said "I'm from Nigeria", she didn't even block me at first, she stop replying to my messages and after a long period of not replying, she blocked my ass.

No thanks to slawomirr and his colleagues.

lesbiconverter:
Fat women who don't smell are the cleanest and healthiest

How can a fat person be healthy?

Chummynoni:
TREAD

yeah!!

nextBIGthing:
Money good ooo
Make the guy trend with caution bad eye plenty outside before we go hear EFCC invite again

"tread with caution"

Nbotee:
Who is more idiotic between u and average Nigerians who see corruption and bad governance as a normal way of life? As an American his rights are respected wherever he goes but as a Nigerian do U even know ur left from ur right even in ur own country?

for wia?

MrPresent:
This is a true life story.

The lady in question is so confused on what to do.

Please advise her responsibly:

(Matured Minds Only)

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Good morning, I am married into a very wealthy home, my husband is the eldest child, they are four, 3 male and a female.

Last two years I got a nanny, she's 32 years, my husband is in charge of his father company, his father has houses everywhere around the world but he's leaving with us, because of loneliness, he lost his wife 12yrs ago and since then he refused to marry again, he's 65years old but still young, I have a supermarket, so my nanny cook and takes care of the home while I'm away, my nanny has been sleeping with my father in-law but I didn't know, March this year we found out she's pregnant and she said it was papa that was responsible, when I ask her how long she has been sleeping with him she said since last year.

I was shouting at her when my husband shut me up that I shouldn't talk to her like that, that she's not a child, my own house help! When my husband talk to his father about it, he said the girl, that is my nanny has been his companion that he wants to marry her, mogbe I said over my dead body, my own maid, instead of my husband to be on my side he said if marrying the girl will make his father Happy that he has his support, the house we are living is build by my father in-law, it's a duplex, Mummy as am writing you my husband and his brothers followed my father in-law to pay my nanny dowry, they came back yesterday.

I didn't go with the children because I can't Believe my father in-law stoop so low to marry my maid when there are other women out there, last night I was talking to my husband and he told me to stop referring her as my nanny that she's now Married to his father therefore I should be calling her "Aunty mi", and my kids who usually call her Aunty should start calling her "Mummy", and I asked him what will she be calling me, he said anything she likes.

I am just here crying, someone I brought into my home has now turned madam over me, what should I do, and I can't tell my husband to rent another apartment when he has a duplex, papa can't leave either because he want to be close to his son, how long can I take this, please I need advice. Thanks. Married for 10years.

What a Life!

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What Are Your Thoughts?

She would be in the comment section reading.

"My own househelp"
"My own maid"
" I can't Believe my father in-law stoop so low to marry my maid"

With all due respect; you are a very stupid woman.

shogsman:
Use your head, and learn the difference between a IndecentStar and a student,did your parents send you to school to twerk naked or read

Twerk naked how? She wore a bikini.

Inferior19:
Nonsense. Nan dance she dance, she non kill person.

I tire o.

chumaZ:
Them no massacre APC abi, alaye pdp never rule anambra before, so we are not surprised apga is winning

Gov. Ubadinuju of 1999 no be PDP?

southsouthking:
Anambra people, make una forget PDP and APC, make una give Dr MADUKA a shot, both APC and PDP na the same.

Dem go hia?

ActuaRise696969:
Simping is a sin against evolution theory.

May God have mercy on their souls.

nurain150:
How you go blame the woman, hope simps are learning.

Simps don't learn any lessons because this idiot could have learnt a thing or two from what happened to Emmanuel Eboue.

ActuaRise696969:
He does not know where to buy a pistol?

Can a simpleton fire a postol? All they do is cry; that is why they are simps.

janedonez:
Waste.com.
They will push those monies into the economy of the selling country thereby empowering them and impoverishing our economy.

And don't forget they borrowed the money from these same selling countries. Nigeria is fvcked!