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You messed up bro by going after her immediately she clashed with her ex.. Dont go after a girl that just came out of a relationship. She is obviously using u as a consolation price while her ex is the real trophy. Be smart be brave and leave her, she aint gonna be into, i am a living witness. She still have big feelings for her ex..... |
So many kids, commenting here without reasoning and throwing insults, ive already seen one calling the op a bad wife to be. Haba, anyway op i totally understand how u feel, i too i am a mamas boy, and my own dad is late, but one thing i like my mum is that she makes me realize i would have my own family one day. in your own situation i suggest u dont interfere at all, try and get close to his mum too. See her as your own mum too since u are going to be part of the family. Never and i repeat never try to question your man again about him calling his mum or visiting her, rather let him fill u in on whats going and why he calls his mum and u must be polite about it. If he decides not to tell u, dont force it out on him. Remember u will be a mother one day. Goodluck |
My mum carried me for 9months, nutured me with love and care. And a stupid woman will come and insult and hit her. Lol i wont do much cos i trust my mama, we go do tag team wrestling championship on that idiot girl... Next time behave |
gberra:from your comment i can simply deduce that you are a kid, please stay off the internet and more importantly drugs |
Someone cant just have an erection in peace?? |
This post reeks of pure ignorance and stupidity. so the measure of what you are lies in your academic qualifications abi op No wonder most Nigerian graduates are intellectually lazy because everyone wants to graduate with a first class or second upper, but forget to utilize their full potentials. Look at the world today most people shaping the world today are even school dropouts, why because they pursue their talents and convert it to outright fortune. A good example owners of Microsoft, snap chat, facebook etc. Having poor grades only qualify you in your discipline. Some even perform better than the so called ones with good grades. Your grade only has two purpose; one for your school, two for your discipline. If I have a third class degree in engineering and take a second degree lets say accounting, and have a second upper in it does that qualify me as a third class person. For Dino melaye to have graduated with third in geology, does it mean that he can't graduate with higher honors in other field of study if he chooses? The point is what you have to offer is what Nigerians are looking forward to and not what you graduated with... A wise man said I was born intelligent but education and exams ruined me
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WEDDING TEST!!!* *--Adults Only--* My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me.It was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective 21 year old *sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less.* She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. *One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that *she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.* Well,I was in total shock,and couldn't say a word. *She said,I'm going upstairs to my room,and if u want one last wild fling,just come up and get me.* I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.I stood there for a moment,then turned and headed straight to the front door.I opened the door,and headed straight towards my car.Behold, my future family were standing outside,all clapping!.With tears in his eyes,my father-in-law hugged me and said *"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family!"* I smiled and a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to *my car to get my condoms.* NA GOD SAVE NE. WEDDING* *TEST!! ![]() |
*WEDDING TEST!!!* *--Adults Only--* My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me.It was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective 21 year old *sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less.* She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. *One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that *she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.* Well,I was in total shock,and couldn't say a word. *She said,I'm going upstairs to my room,and if u want one last wild fling,just come up and get me.* I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.I stood there for a moment,then turned and headed straight to the front door.I opened the door,and headed straight towards my car.Behold, my future family were standing outside,all clapping!.With tears in his eyes,my father-in-law hugged me and said *"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family!"* I smiled and a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to *my car to get my condoms.* NA GOD SAVE NE. WEDDING* *TEST!! ![]() |
sweerychick:omo see finishing oo, babe you got no chills ![]() |
If I hear she dey drive that truck ![]() |
Lunagirl:nope |
Lunagirl:are you high ![]() |
Lalasticlala this is worthy of front page.. At least make the present generation see the evolution of Nysc uniform in Nigeria ![]() |
shiki:beetle ke! That car Na 404 |
Men but the woman sharp oo. Ur friend mama must have been a hot chick in school ![]() |
Wow! When NYSC had meaning, not now person go serve finish, come dey find job |
Well said if it's true |
Iamwrath:do you think ipob has time for buhari propaganda If Una like make him rule Nigeria from London but IPOB don give any F#xk.. |
This one Na miss masquerade ![]() |
Insecurity every where don't you think it's high time all citizens should arm themselves . |
It's not new ![]() |
Words of failed failures.... Meanwhile back from one and half month ban... God have mercy upon that ![]() |
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TheGoodJoe:guy if you know U.S very well you know that global terrorism is synonymous with them ok. Take it or leave it ISIS is Obama's hound dog. You won't understand because CNN and other controlled media would brainwash you with their own story |
TheGoodJoe:Obama didn't found ISIS but he technically made them formidable |
Gunnaz007:correct one!. Let me add more facts most kids on nairaland don't know. I strongly believe that the Syrian crisis, was instigated by Obama. After succeeding in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia and morocco. They met a strong resistance by the Assad regime whom was backed by Russia. when they couldn't do much Obama formed ISIS as a hound dog to do their dirty dealings just as U.S used Osama bin laden to form al Qaeda network to counter the soviets in Afghanistan during the cold war. He also tried to rope in Turkey but the Turkish president Edroggan was smart enough to ally with Russia. Frustrated by this move Obama tried to sow a seed of discord between Russia and Turkey by shooting down a Russian military jet fighter between Turkey and Syrian border and made it look as if it was Turkey that did that intentionally. Putin was smart enough not to take any rash decision. Still the U.S also tried to oust the Turkish president by planning a coup that failed woefully. Now frustrated Obama can see that karma is giving him a better dose of his own medicine by allowing Russia triumph over Syria after 6yrs of endless bitter war, that is why Obama is almost running mad by accusing Russia of hacking the US presidential elections and further expelling all 35 Russian diplomats from the states. But Putin as an intelligent cool headed calculative dude didn't retaliate against the move despite the Russian foreign secretary recommendations. Obama is being backed by the Saudis, I strongly believe that he's a Muslim or sympathetic to them, under Obama's administration global terrorism rose to an alarming rate. That's why U.S refused to sell weapons to Nigeria to combat boko haram with the lame excuse of human rights abuses, but they are quick to sell weapons to Syrian rebels where ISIS have a stronghold.. In the near future CIA fact sheets will release a report on how U.S aided the Arab uprisings around the world. |
Obama is just frustrated ![]() |
I'm beginning to believe Nnamdi kanu!.. |
What kinda matured man would snap a picture of him and his house girl both half unclad ..Busted ![]() |
ecel:another John F Kennedy will happen ![]() |
No wonder most Nigerian graduates are intellectually lazy because everyone wants to graduate with a first class or second upper, but forget to utilize their full potentials. Look at the world today most people shaping the world today are even school dropouts, why because they pursue their talents and convert it to outright fortune. A good example owners of Microsoft, snap chat, facebook etc. 

