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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Addicted To Her Ex by funkyibodude(m): 8:36pm On Jun 29, 2017
You messed up bro by going after her immediately she clashed with her ex.. Dont go after a girl that just came out of a relationship. She is obviously using u as a consolation price while her ex is the real trophy. Be smart be brave and leave her, she aint gonna be into, i am a living witness. She still have big feelings for her ex.....
FamilyRe: My Man Is Too Attached To His Mum, Advice Needed by funkyibodude(m): 8:17am On Jun 17, 2017
So many kids, commenting here without reasoning and throwing insults, ive already seen one calling the op a bad wife to be. Haba, anyway op i totally understand how u feel, i too i am a mamas boy, and my own dad is late, but one thing i like my mum is that she makes me realize i would have my own family one day. in your own situation i suggest u dont interfere at all, try and get close to his mum too. See her as your own mum too since u are going to be part of the family. Never and i repeat never try to question your man again about him calling his mum or visiting her, rather let him fill u in on whats going and why he calls his mum and u must be polite about it. If he decides not to tell u, dont force it out on him. Remember u will be a mother one day. Goodluck
RomanceRe: In A Relationship Is It Ok To Hit A Woman If…….? by funkyibodude(m): 10:24pm On Jun 01, 2017
My mum carried me for 9months, nutured me with love and care. And a stupid woman will come and insult and hit her. Lol i wont do much cos i trust my mama, we go do tag team wrestling championship on that idiot girl... Next time behave
PoliticsRe: Photo: Well-wishers Deliver Flowers To President Buhari In London by funkyibodude(m): 4:47am On May 19, 2017
gberra:
Shame on Ipobs. The endearing gesture by this white man simply describes you an animal. All you could deliver are insults & curses.

Spit on IPOBS' skulls cry
from your comment i can simply deduce that you are a kid, please stay off the internet and more importantly drugs
RomanceRe: Man Caught Massaging His Joystick On The Backside Of Lady On BRT Queue (Video) by funkyibodude(m): 6:05pm On May 17, 2017
Someone cant just have an erection in peace??
PoliticsRe: Third Class Graduates Should Not Be Allowed To Hold Important Political Posts by funkyibodude(m):
This post reeks of pure ignorance and stupidity. so the measure of what you are lies in your academic qualifications abi op huh No wonder most Nigerian graduates are intellectually lazy because everyone wants to graduate with a first class or second upper, but forget to utilize their full potentials. Look at the world today most people shaping the world today are even school dropouts, why because they pursue their talents and convert it to outright fortune. A good example owners of Microsoft, snap chat, facebook etc.
Having poor grades only qualify you in your discipline. Some even perform better than the so called ones with good grades. Your grade only has two purpose; one for your school, two for your discipline. If I have a third class degree in engineering and take a second degree lets say accounting, and have a second upper in it does that qualify me as a third class person. For Dino melaye to have graduated with third in geology, does it mean that he can't graduate with higher honors in other field of study if he chooses? The point is what you have to offer is what Nigerians are looking forward to and not what you graduated with... A wise man said I was born intelligent but education and exams ruined me

Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Short Funny Comedy By A Nairalander by funkyibodude(m): 12:19am On Mar 27, 2017
WEDDING TEST!!!*
*--Adults Only--*

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.There was
only one little thing bothering me.It was her
beautiful younger sister.My prospective 21 year old
*sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less.* She would regularly
bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. *One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* She was alone when I arrived,and she
whispered to me that *she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.* Well,I was in total shock,and couldn't say a word. *She said,I'm going upstairs to my room,and if u want one last wild fling,just come up and get me.* I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.I stood there for a moment,then turned and headed straight to the front door.I opened the door,and headed straight towards my car.Behold, my future family were standing outside,all clapping!.With tears in his eyes,my father-in-law hugged me and said *"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family!"* I smiled and a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to *my car to get my condoms.*
NA GOD SAVE NE.

WEDDING*
*TEST!! grin
RomanceRe: To My Future Wife... by funkyibodude(m): 12:03am On Mar 27, 2017
*WEDDING TEST!!!*
*--Adults Only--*

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.There was
only one little thing bothering me.It was her
beautiful younger sister.My prospective 21 year old
*sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less.* She would regularly
bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. *One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.* She was alone when I arrived,and she
whispered to me that *she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.* Well,I was in total shock,and couldn't say a word. *She said,I'm going upstairs to my room,and if u want one last wild fling,just come up and get me.* I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.I stood there for a moment,then turned and headed straight to the front door.I opened the door,and headed straight towards my car.Behold, my future family were standing outside,all clapping!.With tears in his eyes,my father-in-law hugged me and said *"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family!"* I smiled and a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to *my car to get my condoms.*
NA GOD SAVE NE.

WEDDING*
*TEST!! grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Flaunt Their Lesbian Activity On Instagram (Photos & Video) by funkyibodude(m): 3:45pm On Mar 17, 2017
sweerychick:
since there's nothing wrong in being one, I hope your daughter would be the next porn star or even better your sister.. Since you support evil
omo see finishing oo, babe you got no chills grin
CareerRe: Woman Who Happily Drives A Dangote Truck In The North. Photos by funkyibodude(m): 9:39am On Mar 08, 2017
If I hear she dey drive that truck tongue
NYSCRe: Throwback Picture Of NYSC Uniform In The 70s by funkyibodude(m): 10:21pm On Mar 03, 2017
Lunagirl:
Are you? undecided
nope
NYSCRe: Throwback Picture Of NYSC Uniform In The 70s by funkyibodude(m): 10:14pm On Mar 03, 2017
Lunagirl:
You see my NYSC boot, I will not throw it away. I will dye it and continue wearing it.

You see my crested vest, I will give it to my grandma to continue wearing.

You see my white shorts, I will still dye it and continue to wear it.

You see my white tees, I will wear and give some to my brothers.

You see my khaki trousers, I will use it as rag

You see my jacket, I will give it out just because it's cute.

I won't waste one item from it. Not even one angry angry
are you high huh
NYSCRe: Throwback Picture Of NYSC Uniform In The 70s by funkyibodude(m): 10:13pm On Mar 03, 2017
Lalasticlala this is worthy of front page.. At least make the present generation see the evolution of Nysc uniform in Nigeria huh
NYSCRe: Throwback Picture Of NYSC Uniform In The 70s by funkyibodude(m): 10:01pm On Mar 03, 2017
shiki:
I can see her graduating gift (Beetle) at the back
beetle ke! That car Na 404
NYSCRe: Throwback Picture Of NYSC Uniform In The 70s by funkyibodude(m): 9:59pm On Mar 03, 2017
Men but the woman sharp oo. Ur friend mama must have been a hot chick in school grin
NYSCRe: Throwback Picture Of NYSC Uniform In The 70s by funkyibodude(m): 9:30pm On Mar 03, 2017
Wow! When NYSC had meaning, not now person go serve finish, come dey find job
PoliticsRe: Zambian Lady Wishes President Buhari Quick Recovery (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 8:39pm On Mar 03, 2017
Well said if it's true
PoliticsRe: Exposed Once Again: Buhari Recently Spotted On London Streets UK by funkyibodude(m): 11:00am On Mar 03, 2017
Iamwrath:
If this video is recent , Flatpobs will not like it
do you think ipob has time for buhari propaganda huh If Una like make him rule Nigeria from London but IPOB don give any F#xk..
FashionRe: Photo Of Miss Ihiala 2017 A Facebook User Called 'Ugly' by funkyibodude(m): 10:18am On Mar 03, 2017
This one Na miss masquerade grin
CrimeRe: Suspected Gunmen Attack Abuja Community by funkyibodude(m): 12:13am On Mar 03, 2017
Insecurity every where don't you think it's high time all citizens should arm themselves huh huh.
TravelRe: 3 Nigerians Faint On Turkish Plane As Air-conditioner Fails (Pics, Video) by funkyibodude(m): 9:37am On Feb 28, 2017
It's not new undecided
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Not Performing Better Than Buhari – Presidency by funkyibodude(m): 8:45pm On Feb 27, 2017
Words of failed failures....


Meanwhile back from one and half month ban... God have mercy upon that huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Pics: Russian Plane Arrives U.S. To Evacuate 35 Expelled Diplomats & Families. by funkyibodude(m): 11:12pm On Jan 01, 2017
wman:
You Putin asslickers are pathetic. Always prasing his every move.

He retaliates, you praise him. He doesn't you still praise him.

He shows off a millitary weapon, you praise him to high heavens.

PoliticsRe: "Karma Caught Up With Obama" - Fani-Kayode by funkyibodude(m): 5:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
TheGoodJoe:

Now it is technical. Is that what you said first? Please, get it. ISIS strength grew when George Bush Jr neglected the advice of experts and fired the Iraqi military. Not Obama. Many leaders of ISIS are former members of the Iraqi military.

If Bush listened to people like Obama and do not go ahead with the insane war, we would not be in this position.

Now you guys are transferring the blame of Bush to Obama.
guy if you know U.S very well you know that global terrorism is synonymous with them ok. Take it or leave it ISIS is Obama's hound dog. You won't understand because CNN and other controlled media would brainwash you with their own story
PoliticsRe: "Karma Caught Up With Obama" - Fani-Kayode by funkyibodude(m): 4:54pm On Jan 01, 2017
TheGoodJoe:
ISIS
Active
1999–present
Established under the name of Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad: 1999
Joined al-Qaeda: October 2004
Declaration of an Islamic state in Iraq: 13 October 2006

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant

Obama became President in 2008. How the hell did he form ISIS? You guys are unbelievable.
Obama didn't found ISIS but he technically made them formidable
PoliticsRe: "Karma Caught Up With Obama" - Fani-Kayode by funkyibodude(m):
Gunnaz007:
Such a zombie... So you actually believe the lies planted by the libtards of America and the extreme leftwing ideologues of the Democratic party that Russia was responsible for hacking John Podesta's emails and the DNC emails kiss Obama the suck puppet and his neocon puppet masters (chiefly George Soros) are only using the hack allegation against Russia as a smokescreen to get back at Russia for their positive intervention in Syria, which has brought about a peace initiative that has been adopted by a UN resolution just two days ago. The gay arse sissy Barack Hussein Obama who has politicized the Intel agencies in the US only used leftwing libartard leaning agents to produce that empty report that alleged Russia was responsible for the hacked emails. You are so brainwashed by CNN and other MSM lies you cant differentiate between day and night! The stolen emails from John Podesta and the DNC was an insider job by both an assassinated DNC staff who was sympathetic to Bernie Sanders Presidential campaign and some NSA agents who did not want to see and extremely careless crooked hillary clinton become the President of the United States after her very corrupt and fraudulent stint as Secretary of State, where she exposed America's Intel agents to danger by keeping a private server in her basement, which was definitely against the oaths she swore when she took office. I can bet you the truth will come out when the DON is inaugurated in 19 days' time. If you know anything about Computer Security, you will know that no hacker will leave true traces to his location before and after carrying out a hack, instead they will leave misleading traces; meaning that I can be carrying out an hack from the UK but I will program my IP to be located from Afghanistan. The US are masters at hacking other nations and influencing elections in mostly developing nations. This same Obambiala covertly sent his slowpoke 2008 campaign adviser, David Axelrod to Nigeria to work for Buhari's election against Jonathan in 2015. Did Jonathan raise dust concerning that external influence? No. David Axelrod and others were also dispatched to Israel with millions of Dollars to help the lefties party there to defeat Bibi Natanyahu in Israel but they got a beating from Bibi because Bibi is an Alpha-male unlike the slowpoke Jonathan that allowed the external rape to succeed. Obama and his hoard of zombified libartards are better described as hypocrites to the supremum and infinum of infinite real numbers, who cannot take what they dish out to others. Obama is the greatest divider that ever mounted the seat of the Presidency in the US. So much for voting in a black man twice thinking it will foster unity, now he is leaving the nation more divided than he met it! They play the race, feminist, religious card in campaigns against their opponents when they are losing an argument, whereas their hearts are filled with so much hate!! By January 21, 2017, Obummer, who spent $96milion over the past 8years on vacations for himself and his tranny wife 'Michael' and their 'adopted' daughters with his 'na me be this?' mother-in-law, will take the lead as the worst president the US has ever had!! What a disgrace to the black race, a suckPuppet with a fake/forged US birth certificate, a snowflake whose mission was to weaken the status of the United States and Israel in the eyes of their enemies, an orangutan masquerading as a champion of the common man, a radical Islamist who covertly sponsors ISIS. The lake of fire is reserved for this man and his fellow reprobates who have elevated abomination to the highest levels in western societies calling good evil and evil good.
correct one!. Let me add more facts most kids on nairaland don't know.

I strongly believe that the Syrian crisis, was instigated by Obama. After succeeding in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia and morocco. They met a strong resistance by the Assad regime whom was backed by Russia. when they couldn't do much Obama formed ISIS as a hound dog to do their dirty dealings just as U.S used Osama bin laden to form al Qaeda network to counter the soviets in Afghanistan during the cold war. He also tried to rope in Turkey but the Turkish president Edroggan was smart enough to ally with Russia. Frustrated by this move Obama tried to sow a seed of discord between Russia and Turkey by shooting down a Russian military jet fighter between Turkey and Syrian border and made it look as if it was Turkey that did that intentionally. Putin was smart enough not to take any rash decision. Still the U.S also tried to oust the Turkish president by planning a coup that failed woefully. Now frustrated Obama can see that karma is giving him a better dose of his own medicine by allowing Russia triumph over Syria after 6yrs of endless bitter war, that is why Obama is almost running mad by accusing Russia of hacking the US presidential elections and further expelling all 35 Russian diplomats from the states. But Putin as an intelligent cool headed calculative dude didn't retaliate against the move despite the Russian foreign secretary recommendations. Obama is being backed by the Saudis, I strongly believe that he's a Muslim or sympathetic to them, under Obama's administration global terrorism rose to an alarming rate. That's why U.S refused to sell weapons to Nigeria to combat boko haram with the lame excuse of human rights abuses, but they are quick to sell weapons to Syrian rebels where ISIS have a stronghold.. In the near future CIA fact sheets will release a report on how U.S aided the Arab uprisings around the world.
PoliticsRe: "Karma Caught Up With Obama" - Fani-Kayode by funkyibodude(m): 2:03pm On Jan 01, 2017
Obama is just frustrated grin
CrimeRe: Killing Of Southern Kaduna People By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 2:01pm On Dec 30, 2016
I'm beginning to believe Nnamdi kanu!..
RomanceRe: Who Do We Believe Now? (pictures) by funkyibodude(m): 1:56pm On Dec 30, 2016
What kinda matured man would snap a picture of him and his house girl both half unclad grin grin..

Busted tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Expels Russian Diplomats by funkyibodude(m): 12:47am On Dec 30, 2016
ecel:
President elect Donald Trump will shock the world by inviting for the first time the Russian President to his inauguration. I foresee lasting peace in to cold war. Meanwhile[b], some Americans will not like this and security around Mr Trump should be very tight [/b]otherwise.......
another John F Kennedy will happen grin

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