₦airaland Forum

BrainnewsNg:
What? Who taught you this??

APC led administration

Safe trip ..
Meanwhile

Mtcheww those places are in the UK.

In Nigeria here's the list

1. MMM.
2. Ultimate cycler
3. Yahoo Yahoo
4. Blogging

What's this Ok lemme guess. 4 is Agbon

Her boyfriend right now

Are you sure that some of those dangote drivers don't belong to ISIS or affiliated to them Fact check look at what happened in Germany two days ago at the popular Christmas market in Berlin, a truck ran into the crowd and crushed many people to death. Isis had so far claimed responsibility for the attack, around July in France a similar incident at a popular ceremony, again involving a truck and Isis claiming responsibility. Recently Isis called on all jihadist to wage war using improvised and simpler methods of attack, this includes using articulated vehicles like these to carry out an attack especially where there's gathering of such kind. I wish to call on all our security agencies to do something about this disturbing trend of dangote trucks causing large scale calamity

eezeribe:
Those youths that burnt his truck can never afford one, even in ten life times

I just have one word for you" SILLY"

So Nigeria has gotten to the level that even officials can boldly come out and justify corrupt practices .. Anyway Nnamdi kanu was right all along this country is a zoo. #spits #

CoolFreeday:
OK.
God bless my President.
Surely we shall get there.

which president I you referring to? I hope it is not the one that has sentenced all of us to death

One word RUN

If only the whole world would see how evil okorocha is ..

This morning I went for an occasion and shouted " God is great",everyone shouted alleluia!! later on today I went for an event and shouted in French Dieu est grand"everyone responded alleluia!!, this evening inside a shopping mall I shouted "alllah 'akbar"everyone screamed and ran away! I mean what did I do wrong?

Idiotic elements, why not channel una frustration to our governors

I don't get what kinda response is he expecting Not all girls are chatting freaks ok

Rubbish! Been hearing this thrash

No wonder they are called BITCHES

Like leader like followers

Especially here on Nairaland ( 32 topics within one week)

You are 30 she's 42.. bro are you that desperate? But anyway just prove your love to her and never mention any intention of living in Canada for now let it not look as if that is what you care for if possible tell her you want to settle in Naija. Reverse psychology bro

fuckfuckman:
project8
orimsamsam

funkyibodude
IKEOHA2019

You guys are Yoruba's yes or no

yes I'm a Yoruba in fact a half Bastard afonja and fulani mixed breed according to IPOB logic

Bunch of jokers!..

When you both smoke weed a night before wedding

politicians always fleeing, and innocent lives would be wasted though not in this case, akwa ibom tragedy comes to my mind

idupaul:
I am beginning to think that I owe Goodluck Jonathan a personal apology because I was part of those who thought his incompetence was responsible for a lot of failure at the time but now I know the man was actually a blessing disguised as a meek man .

too late for apology, damage has been done

Are you sure this governor is not dying silently .. I mean maybe he knows that his time is almost up. Anyway father forgive him

sarrki:
Wailer please direct your anger to


[b]Baby Ngozi , [/b]your hero and dasuki

Damaged everything

don't ever open that your useless word hole and mention Ngozi okonjo iwuala you hear? In fact I am so happy for this statement, in a way he's technically right Nigerians voted for this useless government so they are responsible for their woes.

I went to donate my sperm today in a sperm bank center, so the nurse gave me a jar to use after 30 minutes I returned with an empty jar and the nurse asked me why , I told her I tried with one hand, both hands even with a lubricant but I couldn't. So she decided to help me out, she used her both hands and her mouth but no success, she even called her assistant to help out with her hands still no success, even her mother is using her mouth right now and up till now this $tupid jar won't open.

Shame on all u dirty minds

Stupid post . Please I want to hear from them all

I went to donate my sperm today in a sperm bank center, so the nurse gave me a jar to use after 30 minutes I returned with an empty jar and the nurse asked me why , I told her I tried with one hand, both hands even with a lubricant but I couldn't. So she decided to help me out, she used her both hands and her mouth but no success, she even called her assistant to help out with her hands still no success, even her mother is using her mouth right now and up till now this $tupid jar won't open

Shame on all u dirty minds

Seun:
Yet Kenyans will still fall for it, just as Nigerians fell for it despite it's failure in other countries and the conviction of the founder for fraud. Sad.

you are really becoming annoying

Seriously dangote trucks should be banned on this nation's highways

bustykasa:
my christmas rice money dey there sef my christmas rice money dey there sef

na only Xmas rice you use MMM money do?