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RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2016
ted1741:
Tell her you will lend the money on one condition only, i.e., in the presence and with the approval of the husband. If she disagrees, stay away from her and stop making excuses for keeping in touch with a married woman and mind you own business, am sure you have your own personal problems to deal with; if you don't have your own problems, create one or we will ask God to give you abundant issues to deal with, something to keep your mind, brain, cell phone, finger and mouth away from a married woman. Get it? Am sure you empathize with her each time she complains, which makes you a potential home wrecker.
thanks
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 7:37am On Nov 17, 2016
JerryTemi:
Tell me who is not stubborn?who told you she is not a good wife? please my brother if you want assist her do it,please tell her to enroll herself in any good skill acquisition instead of this postgraduate something, Oga tell her say job no dey for naija so please encourage her to acquire some kind of skill so as to assist herself and family. we Africans sometimes we take things in another dimension, I can assist my ex but will always caution myself.
thanks dear smiley
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 7:18am On Nov 17, 2016
Piercedclit:
Please don't do it. If her husband consented to it, it would have been a different something. If you go ahead to give her money to buy the form, be ready to sponsor the degree.
Nna e ga ebulikwa? huh
haha, well it can't get to that stage
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 7:16am On Nov 17, 2016
emekelnigeria:
am sorry to say it op if you are not careful you will take your hand and put yourself in a big mess. This girl is clearly using you, she is married and it is her cross to carry. if she so much wanted your assistance why didnt she marry you. You might think you are rich now but when responsibilities start coming even her husband would be a saint when the issue of stinginess pops up. Please use your money and better your life.
bro trust me, I don't think she's using me.
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 8:51pm On Nov 16, 2016
sweerychick:
he needs advice not soliciting undecided
smiley
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2016
Headlesschicken:
grin Friend zoning x a bastard so upon say u no c puna till oga come legalize am yuh eyes nva still clear abi... God punish d spirit of Friendzoning amen.
sex doesn't define friendship bro cool
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
YtivitissuP:
Considering your further explanation above, if I were in your shoes, I would give her the money and diplomatically end all forms of communication with her as soon as possible. If you do not give her, she would think you moved away from her because you don't wanna help and she could hold it against you all her life. If you give her, it could be what she needs to get to the next step of her life. You'd be blind to her husband's thought about it as he already knows you as a friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed. I believe she saw it fit to tell you about her family because she knows YOU HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE towards her
thanks u really understand my plight! Though I appreciate other peoples advice here, but its not as easy as the think. I don't have a problem with the money, it's her husband.. First of I don't know whether he's not in support of her doing the program or just maybe he doesn't have the finances.. Either way it's dicey for me.
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 8:30pm On Nov 16, 2016
advanceDNA:
Automated Teller machine....carry on...my yoruba friend call peeps like u belejayan....

40k for this buhari period!!...make ur babe hear say u dash another man wife 40grand..u nor get mama wey go pray for u wella wey u fit dash 40k?......e be like say u dey do MMM..money dey ur hand abi..
lol I don't do mmm bro...
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op): 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2016
Elkay3:
Ah ah. Wonderful wonderment! Financially provocative! What!!!? Akantakeit!!! What!!!

But seriously... Are u related to Dangote or Adenuga or Otedola? If you're not, spare your cash. Being a married woman I think you should have defined a boundary not to cross.
How will you feel if someone should be sending your wife money? Don't you think it could cause trouble in the marriage? Would you like that? The part that should really bother you is; how will a married woman tell her ex about the problems in her home? Haba, bros, check am na. I think you have no business with another man's house happening.
thanks for the advice, but i don't have any biz with that fam. This is just a recent development, we hardly talk except special occasions, either birthdays or other events, which she invites me. Trust me im not into her family problems. The issue of money came up 2 weeks ago when she asked me for assistance for her masters program and that was when she opened up about her hubby not catering for her financially. I was even shocked to hear that from her, and since then she has been begging me for cash.
RomanceShould I Go Ahead In Sending Money To Her by funkyibodude(op):
Hello nairalanders, I need your advice on this matter cos I've been reluctant to do this. I have a female friend, we dated sometime ago when we were both in college, though there was no intimacy involved. She got married about 2 years ago, and we seldom keep in touch just as friends. her husband is aware that we keep in touch because she told her husband about me and he's cool with it. But the problem is anytime she calls me she complains alot about her hubby being too stingy towards her. She keeps telling me that her husband doesn't carter for her financially, and that it frustrates her so much that last month she brought up a discussion about doing her postgraduate and her husband turned down the decision, she said it's really pissing her off because she's tired of being a house wife and she wants to have something doing since getting a job is frustrating her. So she begged me to help her with some money (about 40k) to help process her transcript and purchase masters form, I asked about her family members whether the can help out and she said that no one is willing to give her money, that they keep telling her she's married and it's her husband's duty and not theirs. So I am the only friend she can reach out to, I'm willing to give her the money, but my fear is her husband, whether he'll be pleased about it, I don't want to cause any rift between her and her husband, due to the fact that he's not in support of the masters program. And I know that my friend she's a bit stubborn when issues like this come up. So please guys what's your take on this issue?
Mature advice only!!
PoliticsRe: When Will These IPOB DUNCES Wise Up? by funkyibodude(m): 3:53pm On Nov 10, 2016
Metroescobar:
Will you shut up and get lost from here if you have no tangible answer to give on why you and your fellow confused kids keep reveling in lies, division, hate, crime and general foolishness?


Everybody that tries to make you things see reason is an afonja! Is it an afonja that [b]teaches some of you how to smuggle cocaine [/b]into Asia? Or is it an afonja that built okija shrine for you lots? Or is it the fault of afonjas that your regions infrastructure looks as if it is part of a movie set where a horror movie is being shot?



How are they romancing northerners? Have most governors in the east since the advent of democracy not gone on countless sojourns to the united states to advocate for foreign investment? Have other governors from other states not done the same? And why have some succeeded and some have not? It is because of afonjas and gambaris abi?


Look at this cretins reasoning for gods sake!
No Afonjas teaches us how to plant cannabis, especially in osogbo..!!
PoliticsRe: When Will These IPOB DUNCES Wise Up? by funkyibodude(m): 3:49pm On Nov 10, 2016
Metroescobar:
So the united states presidential elections have come and gone? A solid campaign by 2 qualified candidates has ended with "Mr Donald trump" emerging as the deserved winner and hopefully to be sworn in sometime in January 2017!



Now what should have served as an event that should bolster our beloved political section into engaging in healthy and sensible discourse about the elections has been tainted by something worse. "DELUDED IPOB YOUTHS"! All day these creatures have been creating senseless threads naming their perceived e-enemies, opposition monikers, innocent posters and filling cyberspace with all sort of unimaginable jargons and filth! Look at a brief synopsis of some of the threads that have been created by senseless ipob beasts as well as their hopes and expectations from the 45th u.s president!




1: Writing nonsense about how a victory for trump is a victory for them!




2: How Hilary was working for the apc led government in nigeria!




3: How trump would help them in the actualization of biafra!



4: How trump would eventually procure the release of that confused _moron currently languishing in kuje prisons on an indefinite holiday!





5: A thread linking Donald trumps heritage with one imaginary place in onitsha?





6: Abusing and searching for different monikers as a result of hilary's loss as if those same monikers would have had any input into who won or lost?( or are Nigerians now supposed to vote in u.s elections?)





7: One thread even said that trump was going to support the reconstruction of most of the roads in the east as well as establishing a sea port wherever?



Good lord! What sort of stupidity are these ipob youths blessed with? When I was growing up from primary till university it was always normal for some of my Igbo friends to be amongst the most brilliant in most of my classes, so I can't fathom where this new set of repugnant _imbeciles are coming from! There has to be a factory where these particular set of Igbo people are being made!





Listen you good for nothing country dividing tribalist savages! Donald trump is not concerned with the following:


1: Kanu!



2: Actualising biafra!


3:building your scattered region that your foolish eastern governors have refused to do since the 70's!



4: Supporting corruption!



5: assisting you to break up a strategic nation to him and his country!



6: approving free visas for most of you jobless ipob dummies!


7: dashing you guys sense!





I can go on and on but there is no need! It is just sad that most of these online irritants have parents who have slaved for them but unfortunately education has only made them more foolish! Anything bad is what this godforsaken nitwits love to support! Be it corruption, killing of our troops, killing of other tribes, disasters in other people's regions? Do most of you "ipob bastards" think that you are relevant at all? So you think successful Igbo men and women such as phyno or innoson or Linda ikeji give a flying _fuck about one senseless thing called biafra?



For your sakes I hope 2017 brings about either gainful employment, or hammering or a boost in some of your businesses so that your lives can improve and then slowly this foolishness would start to erode from your mucus stained brains! Now as a final thought....you are not and never will be JEWS, nobody is planning on selling any sort of watergun talkless of a tank or a nuclear weapon to you _wankers, and you shall all LIVE and DIE as NIGERIANS whether you all want to or not! You shall exist side by side with afonjas, gamnbaris, dog eaters, ogogoro drinkers, gworo chewers and whatever other useless names you hopless _idiots like to use in describing other fellow Nigerians! You can take this FACT to the bank!




Before I sign out I want to ensure that this message is meant for IPOB YOUTHS only, not reasonable, hard working focused Igbo people! So if you are coming to attack me for any reason I would be sure that the painment is as a result of your foolishness as a high ranking ipob _twat and I will treat your _fuck up in the best way possible until I get banned as usual!



Lalasticlala, MYnd44 and OAM4J


Take note of my disclaimer and let's do this! You mods need to start handling some of the threads these ogres use in desecrating the forum you guys work for!




Ipob bastards! Bring it on[b][/b].........

cool
you've got guts kid, but I'm sorry IPOBians ain't got your time so run along and play cool
NYSCRe: Which Southwestern State is ideal For her to do her NYSC (please advice) by funkyibodude(m): 12:36pm On Oct 29, 2016
Try Ekiti, @least their governor is ridding the state of herdsmen smiley
PoliticsRe: No More Electricity In Works Layout Owerri Rochas Has Destroyed Imo State by funkyibodude(m): 3:30pm On Oct 28, 2016
ayokellany:
Why are some of you Igbos so incredibly foolsh ? Do state govt generate or dstribute electricity in Ngeria ?
I guess you are sick sad for this comment
PoliticsRe: No More Electricity In Works Layout Owerri Rochas Has Destroyed Imo State by funkyibodude(m): 3:29pm On Oct 28, 2016
eyeview:
Rochas doesnt work with professionals. He works by emotions.
If you go round owerri,abandoned projects dot the entire city.
He will wake up today and decide like a mad man to start building street gates in every street and when all the structures around every street entrance had been demolished,that desire will fizzle out and he will abandon it.
Tomorrow,he will tell you that he wants to create a second city in imo and he will rush to okigwe and start destroying houses with a promise to give them befitting dual carriage roads,after the destruction of properties,he will now have a rethink and decide to upgrade the state capital into a model city than creating another.
The next day,he will decide that the roads done by past govts are not befitting of his orlu senatorial district,he will go and scrape the entire tarred road to its red soil and promise them the best ashphalt road and that will be the end,leaving the people to inhale continuos red dust. Cars are covered in red dust in a few minutes,all thanks to Rochas Akpa amu Okorocha.

If you dare advise him,your name will make the list of appointees to be relieved in the next reshuffling.
thy simple truth is rochass is a mad man! Only sick Yorubas will believe he's a saint.
CrimeRe: Married Policeman Dumped By Girlfriend Hangs Self In Zimbabwe (graphic Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 3:05pm On Oct 21, 2016
Why should I feel sorry for him grin
CelebritiesRe: Stephenie Korie Slapped By An Army Officer by funkyibodude(m): 12:09am On Oct 17, 2016
So a soldier would walk up to you and slap you without any provocation undecided, who's this gurl tryna deceive huh.. I have had countless encounters with soldiers, both angry and friendly ones and I must say this, unless you step on their toes you are only dealing with gentle lions. I guess this gurl must have provoked him
PoliticsRe: You Eat Lagos’ Salt, Yet Speak Ill Of Lagos - Lasisi Olagunju by funkyibodude(m): 9:05pm On Oct 16, 2016
FKO81:
Sorry I quoted you wrongly
peace dude cool
PoliticsRe: You Eat Lagos’ Salt, Yet Speak Ill Of Lagos - Lasisi Olagunju by funkyibodude(m): 9:01pm On Oct 16, 2016
FKO81:
Lagos belong to all east, north and south, you guys can only rants online period
did I say Lagos belongs to a particular type undecided read and understand before quoting.
PoliticsRe: You Eat Lagos’ Salt, Yet Speak Ill Of Lagos - Lasisi Olagunju by funkyibodude(m): 9:00pm On Oct 16, 2016
arresa:
The usual ipob shallow, ignorant, thoughtless and misguided nonsense..
when people try to knock common sense into your empty skulls, it's now an IPOB nonsense.. Why not counter the quote with reasonable facts.
PoliticsRe: You Eat Lagos’ Salt, Yet Speak Ill Of Lagos - Lasisi Olagunju by funkyibodude(m): 8:56pm On Oct 16, 2016
Afam4eva:
I hope those shouting for a special status to be given to Lagos are aware of other perks that comes with that and that is the fact that, should Lagos be given a special status, Nigerians, irrespective of state of origin, ethnicity and state of residence may also be given equal rights with the indegenes in Lagos.So, when we are clamoring for something, we should also look at all sides of the coin and not be myopic in our reasoning.

We make it sound as if people are benefiting from Lagos before putting anything into Lagos. Could the indegenes of Lagos had built a Lagos without the help of Nigerians from all over. Infact what is the contribution of Lagos indegenes to what Lagos is today? On the contrary, i think Lagos should be grateful for what Nigeria has done for it. Nigeria made Lagos and not the other way around.
one thing I hate most about these people ( they know themselves) they feel that Lagos made you automatically without your effort. In fact Lagos is like a place where you get anything free, (social welfare, education, health monthly stipend etc) so so annoying..
PoliticsRe: You Eat Lagos’ Salt, Yet Speak Ill Of Lagos - Lasisi Olagunju by funkyibodude(m): 8:46pm On Oct 16, 2016
roolnaado:
South Africa has more than one capital city, I believe Lagos has earned the right to this 'special status'.
special status as what again, we all that Lagos is the commercial hub of Nigeria, and this is due to the monopoly of key infrastructures sited in Lagos, major companies have thier headquarters there. And most of them are privately owned. And it's all about collective efforts of Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: 11 “sins” Of Ex-president: To Those Condemning Buhari Because Of Jonathan by funkyibodude(m):
Sometimes I feel stupidity is just a career for some people and not a habit, this OP is a classic example of one
In buhari's voice.. " you belong to the kitchen tongue"*
PoliticsRe: 7 Absolutely SHOCKING Secrets Aisha Revealed About Her Husband, APC by funkyibodude(m): 7:10pm On Oct 14, 2016
Progressive01:
Wow!! Who could ever have predicted Aisha Buhari, I mean the AISHA BUHARI would someday become a hero to citizens of the trillion dollars Ugu Exporting country?

Life is such a misery iant it?

Just look at iPods falling over themselves to lick the soles of her shoes today. What a marvellous site to behold. cheesy

I can bet my balls the next articles from the junkie FFK and the Mad Dog of Ekiti would be a eulogy for her. cheesy
keep thinking shallow, who doesn't know that this whole buhari and Aisha palaver is a well scripted drama produced by APC to deceive masses like you, while the continue to play their sick game.
RomanceRe: Should I Keep On Fighting For Him?? by funkyibodude(m): 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2016
Lol, op you didn't tell us the whole truth, just say that you met someone else u felt that was way better than your bf, then you broke up with him thinking he'd still hang around while you try your luck. But unfortunately for you, either you got played and dumped or something else, which is now prompting you to run back to your ex bf. But unfortunately for you he has moved on, there's only one advice here get yourself another person. Because no matter how you fight to get him back his feelings ain't gonna be the same towards you, he would just love you outta sympathy. But then he's tolerating you and not loving you. Move on there are still many good guys out there. And learn to appreciate and guard what you have undecided
PoliticsRe: Governor Of Imo State Gambling With Public Funds. by funkyibodude(m): 11:03pm On Oct 10, 2016
In peter obi voice" youths take back your states".
RomanceRe: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by funkyibodude(m): 11:20am On Oct 04, 2016
Aww so cute this story almost moved me to tears cry, it made me wonder how safer and much better this world would be without morons like this op embarassed using internet.. tongue
FamilyRe: Two Brothers Drown In Lagos Lagoon (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 7:10am On Oct 03, 2016
ochuciano:
You mean it has started?
I no talk anything oo grin
FamilyRe: Two Brothers Drown In Lagos Lagoon (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 7:08am On Oct 03, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Are you sure they are in a better place? So they have started? How come they don't have police forensics in this country? What a dreadful shame cry
my dear lets just hope that the are
FamilyRe: Two Brothers Drown In Lagos Lagoon (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 7:06am On Oct 03, 2016
yommen:
Stupid to check names this time,bro. And dont get it twisted. I'm Yoruba with sense.
good for you bro.
FamilyRe: Two Brothers Drown In Lagos Lagoon (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 5:59pm On Oct 02, 2016
Nda chioma their motherhuh Her kids drowned in the lagoon in lagos.. Are you thinking what I'm thinking... ( I no talk anything oo)

R.I.P, ma please take heart, your kids are in a better place cry
PoliticsRe: What are The Importance Of Snakes To Nairaland Mods. by funkyibodude(m): 9:06pm On Oct 01, 2016
My thoughts exactly, important topics don't make front page easily these days. But create a topic on snakes, pant and bra, celebrity stupidity and how you relate pictures with stupid things, then you know that lighting speed and front page are rivals undecided

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