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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Visits Ndiagu Attakwu Where Fulani Herdsmen Killed A Seminarian by funkyibodude(m): 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2016
ofeoil:


Be proud of yourself, u voted change and since then millions of people have been murdered in their villages.

Wat was the change again? 1dollar to 1 naira or 500 naira to 1 dollar. Yorubas, God will judge u people.
bia Nwokem leave Yoruba folks outta this, if anyone needs to be attacked verbally is the government (governor) because he's the chief security officer of the state. Imagine attacks happening in his state twice within 6months. And to some extent that priest called Mbaka for his romance with this APC Lead buhari government. But stop calling Yoruba folks here, they are not responsible for your protection. Enugu people should learn to protect themselves against future attacks.

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Is Back From India (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 10:54pm On Aug 23, 2016
Buffoon governor..

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Romance / Re: Should I Hold On Or Just Move On by funkyibodude(m): 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2016
sweerychick:
thanks for the advice, but you shouldn't have sounded harsh and rude I'm not clingy neither am i demanding, I get all the help I need from my parents both financial and emotional support. My bae always looks out for me, he won my heart and that's why I'm so much in love with him. You are not a lady, so you won't understand. And as for the aspect of assaulting me, I said that I intentionally wanted to provoke him, cause he'd was driving me crazy.
sorry for sounding harsh, I just don't want you bothering up your emotions over nothing, you just need to get outta town, anywhere far from him. Mix with friends and family, relate more often with your peer groups, you'd see you'll be over him( not completely). But at least no more heart aches
Nairaland / General / Re: The Person Called "VIRGO" (pics) by funkyibodude(m): 8:02am On Aug 23, 2016
No wonder tuface have a lot of baby mommas

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Romance / Re: Must Musical Videos Be All About Naked Girls? by funkyibodude(m): 7:54am On Aug 23, 2016
No more dignity for women grin
Politics / Re: Amazing Achievements Of Gov Okorocha In The Ministry Of Commerce In Pics by funkyibodude(m): 10:47pm On Aug 22, 2016
Where's governor Rochas
Politics / Re: We Regret Voting For Buhari In 2015, He Deceived Us – Chibok Community by funkyibodude(m): 10:40pm On Aug 22, 2016
Una never see anything grin, you wanted change there you have it

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Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by funkyibodude(m): 12:53pm On Aug 22, 2016
OlanreJohnson:


Abagworo claimed to be Igbo who want Republic of Alaigbo and hated SSners during GEJ's time. Today he claims to be Ikwerre who hate Isoma (Igbos) and Biafra. He has also claimed to be a mix of kalabari and Ijaw who also hate Ikwerres and Igbos.

If these are not the signs of the same Schizo suffered by his lord and master Rochas please correct me. A friend who is a hustler in Europe and has a brother in Imo govt house told me Rochas and Ngige takes cocaine. I do not doubt it. cheesy cheesy
my brother that guy is Sick..
Romance / Re: Should I Hold On Or Just Move On by funkyibodude(m): 12:40pm On Aug 22, 2016
I get the picture here, you are a stubborn person. undecided. Anyway the guy is tired of your bullshit. You look like a very clingy person, and you don't know how to present issues to your guy, rather you try to create a scene, (a stewpid character most ladies are guilty of). I read where you said that you pushed your Bf to the wall, and what did you except to happen? Of course he'll beat the crap outta you. Don't play a victim and come here crying about it. Fact is most of us have better things to worry about, thank goodness your man said it, his job, finances and his family members.. My advice, get yourself busy with other things, I saw where you said you are awaiting NYSC, good for you, find a part time job or something to keep you busy and your mind occupied. If you guys are meant to be he'll come back for you. Well I pray it's not too late for him by then but again what is worth doing is worth doing. Remember love should be reciprocal, don't beg to be loved You only end up been tolerated and that is not love. Thank me later. Cheers. I hope my advice didn't come too late, cos I can see your post is more than two months old.
Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by funkyibodude(m): 11:29pm On Aug 21, 2016
omenka:
I could run away before the Fulanis find me, but that doesn't negate the fact Kanu is a Schizophrenic Bleached Donkey without balls, and his supporters a band of dishevelled old cvnts.

Are you a Kanu supporter?

The fvck outta my face. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by funkyibodude(m): 11:11pm On Aug 21, 2016
omenka:
Because Kanu is a Schizophrenic Bleached Donkey with no balls, just like the dishevelled cvnts that form the bulk of his support base.

Now, get the fvck outta my sights. cheesy

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wetin concern Nnamdi kanu and RochAss? Is kanu from Imo state? Abi you too dey suffer schizophrenia!? Abeg run away, before Libyans abi Fulani herdsmen begin Find you.

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Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by funkyibodude(m): 10:10pm On Aug 21, 2016
Beremx:
Wetin we go call this one now?

some people sef!
we call it Karma grin

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Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by funkyibodude(m): 10:09pm On Aug 21, 2016
omenka:
They can't stand Okorocha, their brother and a regional leader, simply because he chose to pitch his tent with APC, yet, these inconsolable children of anger, anguish and misery would tell you- "if you name a pig Ojukwu in Nnewi, people would just look at you and laugh because no igbo has time to engage in pettiness".

What a shame. cheesy

The only people likely to have schizo are the Bleached Red Bonobo Monkey in Kuje with his useless band of anancephalous cvnts. grin
I thought you have a date with Fulani herdsmen, why are you masturbating over Imo state matters

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Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by funkyibodude(m): 9:16pm On Aug 21, 2016
Before nko, who doesn't know rochASS is a mad man grin, this is just the beginning, Agbagworo check yourself too, because I suspect that you also have the same problem tongue

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Politics / Re: Let's Remind Pastor Tunde Bakari On What He Said About Buhari In 2006. by funkyibodude(m): 3:31pm On Aug 21, 2016
@op God bless you for this post!.. That pastor Tunde bakare, well I leave him to God undecided. Politicians will always be politicians
Family / Re: Unbelievable! Man Abandons Wife And Marries His Mother- In-law (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 9:24pm On Aug 20, 2016
Go to romance section and post this story cool
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship: I’ll Challenge Appeal Judgment At Supreme Court – Ogah by funkyibodude(m): 9:16pm On Aug 20, 2016
In Donald trumps voice, "Africans need to be re-colonized for the next 100yrs undecided".
Pets / Re: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by funkyibodude(m): 2:47pm On Aug 20, 2016
fiizznation:
I don't just know why some people are professional mischief makers. Why name your pet after someone's father? The easterners have to really get their priorities right. Losing election is not the end of the world. People have moved on, the easterners should learn to move on too. We all know why the lunatic named his pet 'buhari'. Of course he did that just to spark some ethno-religious crisis. And I ask, what will the fool achieve if people are killed because of trivial issues like this?

Everyday drug peddlers{majority of them are from the east}are arrested and prosecuted in various nations around the world. And till date I'm yet to hear anybody from that part of the country addressing such calamity or enlightening his people about the dangers of carrying hard-drugs to other folks nations. People will just focus all their energies on irrelevant things. Now I still ask again, what did the lunatic intend to achieve with this foolishness?

I also heard one other lunatic{residing in USA} have named her pet 'lia Mohammed' and some very sick people were applauding her foolishness. We all know how fragile Nigeria is and how some people tend to protect their religion and what not. What will people achieve by creating unnecessary crisis here and there? People are quick to accuse the northerners of being too prone to violence without accusing or calling out the instigators. Now every sane mind knows that some people will find naming a pet after buhari provocative and the sooner the authorities deal with that lowlifer the better for everyone. In USA people name their pets Lincoln, Washington, Obama etc and everybody flows with it. A neighbor of mine even named her female chihuahua 'Hillary'. But hey, Nigeria is not USA. We are a fragile nation with intolerant people. May God help us
what has losing elections gotta do with the east? Why's it that when anything happens to an Igbo person y'all are quick to throw your sentiments towards Igbo and Gej. Naming a dog whatever he likes is not a crime, the crime there is if he used that dog to constitute public nuisance, and that is using his dog to harass people especially the so called niger man. But did he do so? No, so get your facts straight before commenting

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Family / Re: Father Carrying His Step Daughter At The Pool. Anything Wrong With The Photo? by funkyibodude(m): 9:23am On Aug 19, 2016
undecided
Politics / Re: The World-Class Roads In Owerri: ‘Change’ Has Indeed Come - By Elias Ozikpu by funkyibodude(m): 4:13pm On Aug 18, 2016
Abagworo:


To a useless non entity like you it might feel kind of good abusing me just because this forum gave you that privilege. It's okay but not enough to make me change white to black for you and your fellow wailing PDP zombies to feel good.
Mr go and get help, thank me later.. Are you not ashamed that everybody is aware that Rochass is a con artist. And yet like a goat without sense you shamelessly come to this Faceless forum displaying your gross stupidity by proving only God knows what? God Imo state is in ruins, crime is on the rise, no roads, peoples livelihood destroyed, no payment for civil servants, pensioners are being owed several months, yet a governor is telling workers to go to farm thus reducing their working days as if we are in planting season. A governor with no vision no direction no plan. Rochas and I repeat rochas is giving APC a bad name. And you that don't even reside in owerri is here defending his atrocities, in the guise of igbos hate rochas because he joined APC. Agbagworo, Agbagworo, agbagworo how many times did I call you, I will tell you this once again go and seek help because it's either you are sick, a paid idiotic sycophant or a cursed fellow, if you strongly believe that rochas has done well in Imo state. Thank me later.. Bye bye

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Politics / Re: The World-Class Roads In Owerri: ‘Change’ Has Indeed Come - By Elias Ozikpu by funkyibodude(m): 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2016
Doug07034780891:



I said it before that abagworo is cursed but you guys never believed, to him saharareporters are lying even the OP that is resident in Owerri is lying but he is living in suburb of PH to know more than the residents of Imo state.
I'm even suspecting that Agbagworo is one clown Chief Jude ugboaja that always call in on hot FM Owerri praising rochASS. During peoples Assembly.

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Politics / Re: The World-Class Roads In Owerri: ‘Change’ Has Indeed Come - By Elias Ozikpu by funkyibodude(m): 3:45pm On Aug 18, 2016
Abagworo:


Why not prove me wrong than abuse me you idiiot.
I don't abuse people, I only offer help to them. But you sir, your help is beyond physical it's spiritual, you are suffering from chronicsycophanticzombiesm.. I'm not sure you even reside in Owerri, but if you do go to the nearest psychiatric hospital and check yourself. Cheers

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Politics / Re: The World-Class Roads In Owerri: ‘Change’ Has Indeed Come - By Elias Ozikpu by funkyibodude(m): 2:50pm On Aug 18, 2016
Abagworo:
Roads in Owerri are very beautiful with green lawns and garden lamps. Even villages are very beautiful as well but the highways cutting through Imo State and all of Southeast are in very horrible conditions.
I strongly believe you are SICK you really need help undecided tufiakwa

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Crime / Re: Weapons Recovered From Criminals In Imo. Photos by funkyibodude(m): 12:11pm On Aug 18, 2016
MadCow1:
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Ndi IPOB... Na these catapult una wan use fight Federal Government..
yes IPOB, governed by your darling Rochass okorocha
Politics / Re: Food Scarcity Hits Northeast Nigeria Due To Boko Haram. by funkyibodude(m): 11:59am On Aug 18, 2016
eshietIntrepid:
After fifteen months of buhari presidency boko haram are still have negative affect on the lives of people northeast.
Buhari should peacefully resigned
this reminds me of the civil war.. undecided
Politics / Food Scarcity Hits Northeast Nigeria Due To Boko Haram. by funkyibodude(m): 11:52am On Aug 18, 2016
This is according to Aljazeera news

Sports / Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by funkyibodude(m): 5:10pm On Aug 17, 2016
grin grin grin once again konji don destroy someone's hope
Politics / Re: Army Launches Manhunt For Pro-biafra Publishers In Aba by funkyibodude(m): 11:01am On Aug 17, 2016
dickrider:
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Biafra is dead and buried since 1970
who buried it, you
Politics / Re: Steady Electricity.. by funkyibodude(m): 9:58am On Aug 17, 2016
Is it not a shame that power supply is now a thing to celebrate in this co3, after more than 50yrs of independence Tufiakwa

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Pets / Re: Trader Arrested For Naming His Dog ‘Buhari’ by funkyibodude(m): 9:44am On Aug 17, 2016
cktheluckyman:

Seriously this thrash came from someone who calls himself a mod in this forum!!! The same forum that allows GEJ to be called all manners of names including drunkard, clueless etc without breach of "public peace "
don't mind those useless hypocrites undecided,. They are now forming saints.

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Politics / Re: Flood Of Northerners In Imo State Villages by funkyibodude(m): 7:16am On Aug 14, 2016
buharisbae:
so your blodas flooding Lagos nko?
are they bombing and maiming people in Lagos all in the name of religion? undecided

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